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I’ve never lost a bet, my teams just ran out of time South Florida Sports #Dolphins #Canes #HEAT #Marlins #Panthers

Hollywood, FL
Joined February 2011
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EL Reed
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Carisis LeVerted
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With only a dislocated right foot, Brooklyn's Caris LeVert is expected to return this season.
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Boy got those ‘Land Before Times’ greens on his plate 😂😂😂
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Lebron never should have left Miami. The structure and continuity the HEAT provided have not been reciprocated in CLE or LA and it cost him a few titles.
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Unpopular opinion: Lebron edition
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When Gabrielle Union asks if she can try your drink
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Trevor Lawrence at 19 is better than Ryan Tannehill in year 7
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When the Baja Blast Mountain Dew and the Crunchwrap Supreme coagulate in my stomach
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How could you not love this HC? 😂
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Chris Berman looks like a mix between Bill Belichick and Beetlejuice
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When I’m driving up to Orlando on August 30th and I see a car with a Gator license plate
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Me looking for Spencer Ware in free agency in all my fantasy leagues after the Kareem Hunt video dropped
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*Brian Flores getting Isaiah Wilson in check when he reports to Davie*
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NFL Network highlights of the Dolphins game: don’t show Tua carving up the Bears first team defense; only show Tua’s INT. Show all of Fields dominating the 3rd team but not him looking lost against starters. You wonder where the Tua narrative comes from lol
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Boston Celtics championship highlights
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Ed Latimore
2 years
Since y'all know so much, what is this?
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UGA fans when you clown Holyfield’s 40 time
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Me when the Miami Dolphins finally make a Super Bowl and the host city is Buffalo
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‘Dan Enos the OC said this wasn’t a great matchup for them’ .....you’re the OC at Miami....you’re playing Duke. My god that statement should never come from your mouth.
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When I see a pair of titties I really like
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Me when the Dolphins finally win a Super Bowl in my lifetime
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Ruth Langmore
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Grant Goldberg
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only real 76ers fans can name this player
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He was murdered protecting his family from intruders right before his prime and your garbage platform / ppl you employ ran his name through the mud before the facts came out
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SportsCenter
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Tell us the 🐐 without telling us the 🐐
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This is an NFL throw. Special talent
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Boys traveling everywhere except the college football playoff
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AP Top 25
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Jim Harbaugh taking Michigan team to South Africa in May
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‘Last year doesn’t count because our coaching staff checked out’
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3 points? The mighty Ohio State University???
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Man, I feel bad for the recruits going to Miami U for NIL…….. bad staff, no stability within program and one of the worst college home game atmospheres. Chasing the money isn’t always the answer. But good luck
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‘I will not be the Alabama HC’ -Nick Saban
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Urban Meyer said there's "no chance" he's leaving Jaguars for USC.
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Trevor Lawrence drops back....TOUCHDOWN CLEMSON! It’s his 3rd TD of the quarter. Score: Miami 63 Clemson 21
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How to get back to the old 🙌🏽 Step 1: recruit players like this Step 2: repeat
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James Blackman warming up with the other scholarship QB’s
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*Anthony Richardson drops back with the game on the line*
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MF’s think Jeff Bezos has a debit card at Bank of America with $200 billion on it 😂😂😂
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4 years
You’ve had back to back HOF QB’s and haven’t won a Super Bowl.
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Dude already bigger than Hendo and Marco and he’s only been on campus since January 😂😂😂
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Cam Davis > Cam Akers
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4 years
Marriage only gonna last 7-9 years
@carlieamber
Carlie Buchino
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“Wanna get married in dolphins jerseys?” “Sure” ❤️ @MiamiDolphins
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Career stats: Kemore Gamble: 7 catches, 58 yards Kyle Pitts: 3 catches, 73 yards, 1 TD Lucas Krull: 6 catches, 75 yards Total: 16 catches, 206 yards, 1 TD True Freshman Brevin Jordan last yr: 32 catches, 287 yards, 4 TD’s
@kemoregamble15
|HUMBLE| 🙏🏾
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TEU😤🔥
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The Bengals to the Dolphins after our 2nd win today
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3 years
63 and his hairline better than yours
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Dan Thompson
3 years
Miami’s new AD is 63? Using Miami money to finance his retirement down in South Florida. Very nice swindle.
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“Hey 911, I’d like to file a complaint on twitter. They told me Miami’s stadium doesn’t get loud and now my ears won’t stop ringing.”
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When the Fins go 2-14 and still sweep the Jets
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Mike Norvell gonna walk into the team meeting with the cornrows to try and salvage shit
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Boys told me Big Marv and Akers were the 2 best players on the field like Rousseau wasn’t playing
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Yall know it’s okay to love the Dolphins and HEAT right?
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Air Force already scored more offensive points against Michigan than Florida?
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Steelers execs: Where can we send AB that will make him hate his life? Secretary: The Buffalo Bills are on Line 1 Steelers execs:
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Fong spittin right now
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Georgia Bulldogs just can’t stop owning the Gators
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Took Dabo 5+ years to build Clemson to where it is and these folks give Richt 2 years lol can’t make this shit up. Some of you need to give your fathers a lot of shit for not teaching you the game.
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His name is Erik Spoelstra and one day y’all will give him the credit he deserves.
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Miami is prepared for everything the Bucks are trying to do. Everything.
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UF DB’s usually end up working some sort of job like that. Ask your boy @ahmadblack35
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Paul George: ‘If anyone can come back from being down 3-1 it’s us’ Dame:
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Might be the saddest picture to ever hit the internet.
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Because he went to UM. The only team allergic to drafting UM Tight Ends is the @MiamiDolphins
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New York Jets
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38 catches from @Chris_Authentic leads all rookie TEs. Why he's found success so quickly →
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Why dont we talk about undrafted Allen Hurns gettin a $40 million extension. Brandon Linder a 3rd round pick being the highest paid center in NFL History. Olivier Vernon getting $100+ million. Ur players doin that? Nah they arent. Btw Dorsett just won the super bowl & caught a TD
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NCAA kept us hostage for 5 years and did everything they could to make up false accusations because of some steak dinners and LIT Miami nights. Now we have child molestors, rapists and domestic violence being swept under the rug.
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*Me leaving Thanksgiving after eating 3 plates of food and not doing any dishes*
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Gators wanted to do this but their legends are busy playing minor league baseball smh shameful
@CanesFootball
Miami Hurricanes Football
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Legends in the building.
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Miami fans: We’re the best in the state UF fans: We’re the best in the state UCF fans: We’re the best in the state FSU fans: We’re the be...... Me:
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Dan Mullen might not be a world beater but he’s 3X the coach Manny will ever be
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With FSU getting Milton and King staying I expect the score to be closer this year. My prediction: 52-17 Miami
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We don't need to tell former players to send out tweets for us, they train at UM in the offseason. #UFamily
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Mike Rumph
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Deon Bush stopped by!! #Ufamily
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Can’t even spell ‘Loss’ with your substitute teaching ass
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I never seen a fanbase be so happy about a LOST in my whole life 😂😂😂
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Yea we could take Rousseau with the Houston pick and I would be ecstatic. Look at this monster
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LSU: Steal money from a children’s hospital for football program Media: Miami: Make money legally from a hospital Media: Wow what a grimey ass program using profits from a hospital to support athletics 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Replace Baker, Patke, Rumph with Muschamp, Barrow, T Rob
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‘I have to get out of Miami because of all the trouble surrounding me’
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MikeGriffith32
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#Georgia has had a third player arrested in the last month, this one a 5-star freshman:
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Run up the middle, I dare you 😈😈😈🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🔙🔛🔝🔜 @LetsMeetAtTheQB @norton_kendrick
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QB: Jarren WR: Pope, Wiggins, Hightower RB: Lingard, Davis TE: Brevin, Mallory OL: Reed, Scaife, Campbell That’s how you add talent to an offense to build depth and create competition
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Deejay Dallas was the best RB on the field last night. UF fans lied about that group
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As a non-bias Canes fan, I think it’s funny that you took your time to find bad plays of all-pros and solid NFL DB’s when your favorite team, self-proclaimed DBU, puts a bunch of burnt toast in the league
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Boys hired a LB coach from Miami Central to lose recruiting battle to Patke and Manny Diaz corpse
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Canes fans, please understand that FSU finding a way out of the ACC is great for us. Let them do the dirty work. We need out of this conference too
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Me getting more free samples from Costco
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Coleman visited FSU and stayed in the A-Loft. Prob had dinner at Roboto’s or some shit. Came to Miami and stayed in the Ritz Carlton Key Biscayne. Dinner at Smith & Wollensky. Real 💰 over here, not like those PPP boys
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So DBU is based on what you did in college and not the league? You think people remember Teez Tabor and Ahmad Black? You think kids wanna grow up and be those lames?
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Jameis Winston everytime Ryan Fitzpatrick throws an INT
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HEAVY MOOD.
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‘Brad Stevens is better than Spo’
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Just realized Calais Campbell only needs 18.5 sacks to reach 100 for his career. Quietly putting together a HOF career himself
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Antonio Cromartie returning to Florida State to teach course on practicing safe sex
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10TV
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'Next Chapter': Urban Meyer to teach character & leadership course at Ohio State #10TV
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Mike Norvell really said: ‘and for my best trick to date, I will make the Clemson ass whooping disappear!’
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When 21 Savage tries to convince everyone he’s still hood even though he’s from the UK
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I deserve every troll that comes my way. This sucks
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Hey @CoachDanEnos remember when you cleaned out your desk at Bama and left without telling anyone? Can you please do that again
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Cam Akers a dual sport athlete?
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4 straight losses and Rosier kept his job. Took 6 passes for Perry to lose him. Amazing
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*Nas releases a new album* Young generation: ‘Who’s Nas?’ Me:
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No better way to honor Bobby Bowden than a wide left
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5 years
So that explains why one daughter is built like a defensive end
@Complex
Complex
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O.J. Simpson allegedly had a sexual encounter with Kris Jenner. According to his ex-manager Norman Pardo, O.J. claims to have "broken" Jenner and that she needed to go to the hospital after:
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These jerseys were fresh AF. Don’t care what anyone says
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Whoever made this....thank you
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Who wore it better?
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Hakeem by 11
@SLAMonline
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Prime Hakeem vs. Joel. Game to 11. Who wins? 🤔
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Our players busy posting highlights from losses and searching their names to block ppl. You have to want to be great
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Bleacher Report
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. @JalenHurts back in the weight room after a big win 😤
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Don’t pull the starters this season @Coach_MannyDiaz let’s put up 70
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Florida eating ass at tailgates or I’m crazy?
@ShawnFace
Shawn Rose
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If you look closely at California, those are boneless wings. God I just want to be wrong about once but I’m always right.
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If you spent as much time in the gym as you do searching tweets, your chin wouldn’t have a twin brother
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Busch Light Tyce Forever
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Money Martell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I know I gave Richt shit about being a terrible playcaller but the more clips I see from our game, the more I notice somebody wide TF open. 12 is Just cheeks man.
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26 never getting his job back
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We’re gonna get a kick returner in the HOF before DBU gets a DB in the HOF. #WhereTheyDoThatAt #NFLU
@brgridiron
B/R Gridiron
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The return GOAT Devin Hester runs one back in SBXLI (via @nflthrowback )
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