Happy 9/11 everyone. No better day to release a game than today. Shoutout to
@GeorgeWBush
and co for getting away with it. My wife's boyfriend wouldn't have a job without you (He's a TSA agent).
CORN is available on Steam now. We're all gonna make a lot of money. Trust the plan.
CUCKOLD SIMULATOR 0.6.0 update is live on Steam. Meet the latest member of the cast - Jack Goldman. He has a lot to teach our protagonist, Cuckold! (for a nominal fee, of course)
this palworld mod is just awful to see! wont somebody think of the small indie devs, like nintendo/game freak? any lawyers willing to do pro bono work? they cant keep getting away with it...
Many have complained that TYRONE SOULZ is too difficult. You are heard, and your concerns are valid. I hope that you will perceive this generous DLC offer as a testament to my commitment to inclusivity. Even the lowest among you should be able to beat the game now.
The data is in. This cuckold went on a 53 hour long rage posting spree, during that timeframe the longest time between posts was just 2 hours; only stopping because he received a 12 hour mute. He literally did not sleep.
Worthy of an addition to CUCKOLD SIMULATOR? 🤔
NEW: Review of Trump shooter's laptop found searches for Trump, Biden, 'when is DNC convention' and 'July 13 Trump rally'.
In a message on the gaming platform Steam, Crooks wrote: "July 13 will be my premiere, watch as it unfolds" - Fox
Many have complained that TYRONE SOULZ is too difficult. You are heard, and your concerns are valid. I hope that you will perceive this generous DLC offer as a testament to my commitment to inclusivity. Even the lowest among you should be able to beat the game now.
I've officially been targeted by Nintendo lawyers. I will not tolerate this blatant abuse of DMCA. You Japanese think you're hot shit, huh? Well, you'll be hearing from MY lawyer. And he's Jewish.
this palworld mod is just awful to see! wont somebody think of the small indie devs, like nintendo/game freak? any lawyers willing to do pro bono work? they cant keep getting away with it...
I am humbled, honored, and frankly still in shock to have won the 2022
@Steam
Awards for the "Labor of Love" category. 2023 will bring even more CUCKOLD SIMULATOR. Thank you.
in awe of all the “talented” overwatch 2 devs flabbergasted that they’re being fired after taking part in producing the worst reviewed game on steam. is there a group of people with less self awareness?
Happy to see the emergence of more so-called 'chudcore' games. One of my goals in creating CUCKOLD SIMULATOR was to show that there is a market for this sort of thing, and inspire others to create similar games. Best of luck to GoonCorp with their new breakout hit "Gem Defender".
palworld really struck gold with all these terminally online weirdos doing free marketing for them. did you guys not learn your lesson with hogwarts legacy?
World first Tyrone kill has been claimed by Japan, despite only 5 copies being sold in that region... Anglos eternally BTFO. Congratulations
@susioisiii
on your huge prize of a $10 Steam gift card.
Took a job at a Deli, new coworker asks me what I worked on at EA; I told him College Football alongside Madden;
Immediately responds: “I wish I had a job just hitting Copy and Paste all day”
I’m already depressed working this job, gamer coworkers are making it worse.
CUCKOLD SIMULATOR 0.7.0 update is live on Steam. Meet the latest member of the cast, Cuck Smith, a famous actor who has starred in hit series such as The Fresh Cuck of No-Hair and Men in Wife. Tune into the 66th annual OSKARS to see if he wins any awards!
Since yall like numbers so much, youre THE MAJORITY LEADERS FOR DAMN NEAR EVERY CRIME CATEGORY According to the FBI database. Degenerates 🤣🤣🤣 unclean and uncivilized.
Twitch Updated their Sexual Content Policy:
- Changes: Certain content now allowed with labels
- Artistic Nudity: Permitted under Sexual Themes Label
- Game Nudity: Contextual; labels necessary
- Body Painting: Acceptable with appropriate label
- Mature Games: Label generally
@MightyKeef
1 It's a game. An entertainment. A story a team of creators believes in. They want to make this.
2 it's a game. If you don't like it, don't buy it. In fact, why not make the game you want yourself?
Banned again, this is getting ridiculous now. I've sent maybe 2 dozen messages, all of which were answering questions about my game. Do you support people abusing your reporting algorithms and engaging in targeted harassment campaigns,
@discord
?
'New' game announcement: TYRONE VS COPS. Awaken the latent power of your melanin and kill cops in this thought-provoking game on police brutality in America. Add it to your wishlist now to help my metrics, ty.
@DUSKdev
the plagiarism is bad enough, but palworld is truly problematic because it does not have enough lgbtq/poc representation. i could overlook the blatant design theft otherwise. temtem did it better.
Sleeping soundly on my flight, I just awoke to a loud bang, and this perilous sight. After a moment of brief panic on my part, our lovely flight attendant Lakeisha assured me that there was nothing wrong and “that’s just the sound planes make”.
Reassured by her confident answer
Didnt think this would actually reach 1k... Now I have to actually do work? Damn. Fuck y'all.
#cucksmith
will be officially added as a character. Might take some time. Hopefully its still funny by then (it will be). Still some more work to do on the model, but it's getting there.
To all my content creators and streamers, DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME. Please share this where you can:
-Creator is heavily racist and transphobic
-Direct plagiarism of characters and story
-AI artwork used
-creators previous work features a real 9-1-1 sexual assault call.
Hell. No.
6 days until release and TYRONE SOULZ is still not finished!! I need your help! submit your NOT RACIST ideas for attacks that Tyrone might use. Again, these should NOT BE RACIST in any way!
@realRaegenhere
Lots of misinformed takes here, they are doing this because third world currencies (like the turkish lira and argentine peso) continue to hyperinflate. Prices on steam are set by the developer and remain static, steam will not adjust them for you. (1/?)
Gamers™️, if I see ANY of you shitting on laid off devs today like I've seen you do to others, I will not hold my tongue. You deserve every curse that comes your way, verbal or metaphysical.
real code btw. if ur some gamedev nerd dont @ me talking shit about my code unless u have sold more than 100 copies of ur shitty metroidvania clone. so basically none of u. thanks.