My 83 year old nan met her new man at a cafe over their shared love of a custard slice and have been going strong ever since. Here’s me at 26 struggling to get a text back 😅
Some old woman asked me today how my ‘wife and 2 kids were’...instead of saying you’ve got the wrong person I just went along and told her Jacks started nursery and daisy was learning to walk. 😭😂
HA a year ago I fell out a taxi and broke my wrist. The guy I was seeing at the time was a ‘nurse’ and told me it was just a bruise! 9 weeks I had my arm in cast...never saw that guy again 🙃
The sidmouth herald is my favourite read, where else do you hear about a man who fell into the meat freezer at Lidl and the ambulance had to come rescue him!😭😂
I lost my bank card last night and the woman at Santander is giving it “oh so was it you that made the £11.40 to Timepiece Bar?” Well you tell me Trish? Is someone buying rounds at my expense?! That’s what you’re here for.