Tapiwa Munjoma @TapiwaMunjoma Twitter profile

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4 months

@MphoMoalamedi Lol. But the private jets do depart from airports too and most major airports have private lounges so he can still have a meal before departure

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3 years

Sibusiso Nene, then a grade 11 student from Hammersdale, KZN. He was not credited for his design, which resembles a reed basket. Sadly he didn't live long enough to see what became of his design. The Nene family at one point declared never to set foot at the stadium.

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I'll always respect the person that designed Moses Mabida Stadium. That aerial view🤣!

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9 months

@thusthus12 The driver didn't touch you, and looks like he was trying to talk. He should lay an assault charge. GBV goes both ways.

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7 years

@AmBlujay God: Moses take off your Jordans coz where you are its about to be lit.

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7 months

@Am_Blujay Frame 1 will torment you from 6am to 6pm then frame 2 comes on shift until 6am next day.

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3 years

In a few days, it will be 7 years since Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 disappeared with 231 souls on board. The flight was performed by a Boeing 777-200ER. One of the most technologically advanced planes that could literally fly itself. The biggest aviation mystery of all time.

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4 years

I'm sure if @Wamagaisa was in Zimbabwe right now he would have been the first one to be detained by the regime. He has given them a hard time and the masses are grateful!!

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5 years

The search and rescue operations by the Econet Group are remarkable 6 helicopters 3 specialised drones Trucks 20 Ambulances Earth Moving Equipment Boats But tomorrow morning we all know what Twimbos will say.

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Tapiwa Munjoma

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2 years

So we banned @somizi from coming to Zim because he is gay but allowed Ellen DeGeneres and her wife in?? How does that even work?? I love my country but it can be exhausting. We gotta change.

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4 years

Date a Zimbabwean girl in South Africa at your own risk.

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Tapiwa Munjoma

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2 years

A rare sight of uncooked haifiridzi combo.

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2 years

First couple of hours in here, 8 weeks on from drilling. A good amount of low cost, home grown, organic protein also acting as a break crop between grass leys

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5 years

Mukoma, I have lots of respect for you. But Tindo went to Peterhouse, an elite school in Marondera. He was spotted by the Sharks academy during Craven Week. If he was cycling to practice, it was purely his choice as the Sharks academy is one fully equipped sports entity.

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6 years

Vanhu vano pisika ne Herald newspaper mu toyas hamutye kunyeperwa here kuti Burkina Faso yachena?

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5 years

Happy Mother's Day Mom. I miss you.

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5 years

Tinashe Kachingwe is not Zimbabwean, she's of Zimbabwean descend. In Zim there's a lot of people who are of Malawian descend, are they Malawian? Same as some whites who are of British descend. Let's worry about zvinhu zvine basa handiti ka.

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Tapiwa Munjoma

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4 years

Apa ndiwe unenge uri boyfriend ya Fadzi uchitoketwa pa den pavo even nana bhoki ve areas vanokuziva apa Jerusarema rese repa Twitter riri kuita mubatanidzwa wekuda kupunza musha wako🤣🤣

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5 years

I'm not getting married until ZANU PF is out of power.

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4 years

I think kuita mhuri kuno nakidza uine mari. WiFi iri tii, mwana nemwana aine ma gadgets ake. Vana vachitiwo daddy daddy how was your day? Kwete kunzi maswera sei baba, nhasi tiri kudya ne cabbage futi here akomana??

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3 months

@Am_Blujay The only person that seems normal there is the baby.

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2 years

Leonard Zhakata's lyrics were too deep for someone in their 20s man. Talent!

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5 months

A rare sight of uncooked Highfiridzi combo.

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Tapiwa Munjoma

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7 years

To be honest with you ma'am being ugly is the least of our worries, we need a new government in 2018.

nessa shumirai 🤍

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7 years

Zim men are ugly

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9 months

@Am_Blujay This proves how good she was with the kids. Both a sad and a beautiful moment. True love right there.

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3 years

One day we should host a spaces about some Zimbabweans living in South Africa who don't want people to know that they are Zimbabwean.

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Tapiwa Munjoma

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7 years

Dear E.D You don't owe anyone good English or whatever accent. Vladimir Putin, Christiano Ronaldo & Lionel Messi arent the best of English speakers yet they are excellent at what they do! Focus on the job that needs to be done & ignore tuma salad nhando tweku Speciss utwo😂😂

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3 years

They robbed me outside my house this evening

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5 years

Theresa June

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5 years

Who will replace Theresa May?

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10 months

Ever wondered why Thornhill Air Force Base is right in the middle of the country? Well because it only takes fighter jets 14 minutes to reach the furthest locations of NEWS (North East West and South) of +263. Also takes 7 minutes to fly past Harare during national events.

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1 year

Did you know: The longest straight road that connects 2 cities in Africa is the Chegutu-Kadoma Highway (35km). The road was strategically constructed like that so it could also be used as a runway for aircraft in case of emergency.

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2 years

I have no respect for people who poke the boerwors while braaing it. There is a reason why the juices must stay inside damnit!!

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1 year

Zimbabwe is the only country in the world where a car is required to have white and red stickers on the front and back. Even though it already has inbuilt reflectors. It doesn't matter if it's a 2023 Rolls Royce Phantom. That's how backward we are as a nation @MhonaFelix

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2 years

This property is up for sale in Burnside, Bulawayo. US$750k

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5 years

Peter Ndlovu is one the greatest African footballers of all time. Can I get a witness??

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2 months

What Major E did on this timeless classic can not be explained in a tweet.

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2 years

It never rains but pours for me. Robbed at gun point outside my gate last night. And my neighborhood is supposed to be safe.

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3 years

I'm not getting married until I meet a woman who can say "I'm sorry" when they know they are wrong.

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1 month

Did you know: the Victoria Falls Hotel, aka the Grand Old Lady is actually owned by NRZ? They own so many properties even in the UK. Half of 5th Street in Marondera is owned by them. They even forgot some of their properties. Karigamombe Centre is theirs too if I'm not mistaken😂

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Tapiwa Munjoma

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6 years

I still don't know why ZRP payakaona ana Andy Brown vachiputa mbanje yakano mhangara kune ma teacher avo instead of arresting them.

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6 years

We live in a world where your accent can get you a job faster than your academic qualifications and experience.

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6 years

Ah imbwa dzenyu dzinodya dog food? Isu dzedu ana Rex pa food dzino zvionera.

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6 years

Two week ago I bought the same Dog meal for $39. It's now $71, You hear someone saying Give them a chance .Chance to do what?. #Asakhe

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4 years

What if they are purging each other and using Covid as an excuse??

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6 years

Guys....waking up as a Zimbabwean

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10 months

I still want to sue ZTV for making us watch this rubbish 😂😂😂

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6 years

If you understand Shona like, comment or RT when you see it! 😂😂😂

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3 years

I'm convinced Mwari vanotombo sekawo vachiona zvakadai😂😂

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Tapiwa Munjoma

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6 years

If ever I get married, I don't see myself having more than 100 guests from my side. I want to be surrounded by people who care & love me, & talk to me regularly. I have no time for people who only talk to me after 5 years. Its my special day, wanna to share it with special people

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1 year

I am willing to organise an event whereby he can prove to the world that these are his daily meals. It will have to be everyday for 7 days straight. Eat and finish everything

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1 year

#Frontpage OXMAN

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4 years

Today marks exactly 16 years kubva pandakambo torwa nenjuzu.

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9 months

This never gets old! Prosper is mad mad crazy 😂😂

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3 years

Failed to attend the 8am service at the Bedside Baptist Church today. My sister has joined other angels in heaven 😭

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7 months

One day I will tell you a story about how I left Roadport in Harare, single and arrived at Park Station in Johannesburg baed up! On a Greyhound bus! These long distance trips ka 😂😂

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1 year

I hardly see parents of kids who go to schools like Peterhouse, Lomagundi, Falcon complain about fees increases. Most of them are heavily involved in school activities & they know it costs money. It's only us from St Kitsiyatota or Brugwaremwanaradambuka High who always complain

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Tapiwa Munjoma

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4 years

1 Billion doses of vaccines sourced by a Strive Masiyiwa led team. Impressive.

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Tapiwa Munjoma

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7 years

If you don't like Kwesé TV just don't buy it, stick to what makes u happy.Stop talking crap about it here.Pamberi ne Pan African Businesses✊

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4 years

Zimbos, if you are selling something and I ask kuti imarii and your reply is "wanga uchida kubvisa marii" deal ngaribva rapera tisa pedzerana nguva. Tell me how much you want and I decide whether I should take it or not. 20 mins uchitadza kungoti sha sinhi ndiri kuridira 2 waya?

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Tapiwa Munjoma

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4 years

Dear future father-in-law, Gejo handitogone kuri bata, Mombe handisati ndambo uraya plus ndikatema huni ndino zarirwa. Tati tigare taudzana because handisi kuzoda ma problems pamberi apo.

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3 years

I'm sorry but I don't support churches that want to control everything at weddings or funerals. Let the families lead proceedings.

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5 years

Whoever told Zim men that posting pics of beers whilst driving zvine shine Mwari ave naye. Many people are six feet under because of drinking and driving. Many people have grown up without parents because of that. Please stop it.

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10 months

So you telling me the whole of Bulawayo didn't have 22 body bags or even blankets to cover those bodies? Nah man our country is messed up.

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6 years

Guys I remember back in uni zvinhu zvakatombo ndiomera ndakambodya sadza ne Vicks.

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6 years

If you can just pack your bags and leave Zimbabwe. Establish yourself elsewhere. Kana Ku Gambia kana ku Burkina Faso.

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6 years

Dear Takura, I am a nobody in these streets, I'm a nobody anywhere, but because you have big dreams, I fully support your fill up HICC project. A lot of people are going to demotivate you, use that negativity as your inspiration. God is with you!

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4 years

What's your favourite Zim Roman Catholic song?

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6 years

Ruvheneko anogona kungoti "it's cold today" obva atotukirwa dzinza rese 😂😂😂

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4 years

To be honest I think the G-Wagon is overrated.

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2 years

A friend of mine too her son to Marondera Provincial Hospital last night and the entire hospital didn't have a thermometer to check his temperature. Now she has to take him to Borradaile, a private Hospital @daddyhope . Cry my beloved country.

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5 years

Air Canada flight AC 837 being escorted by fighter jets as it burns fuel in preparation for an emergency landing. The landing gear is broken.

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10 months

Yes!!!!!! Ethiopian has opted to order from Boeing!! They have announced and order for 11 787 Dreamliners and 20 737 MAXs, with options for 36 additional jets! They have just placed the biggest Boeing order by an African Airline!!

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6 years

Kungonziwo "I love you" zvino gona kukupa energy yekutsvaga kwakaenda 15 Billion.

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Tapiwa Munjoma

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4 years

Once went to an all night prayer. When we got to that part yekuti everyone anenge achinamata I heard this lady next to me achiti nhai Jesu mwanangu😂😂😂

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7 years

Husiku nhasi in Harare the ting went skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom. Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom...!!!! you dun know! 🇿🇼

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6 years

Even kuma Avenues they are now limiting to 2 rounds per customer.

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6 years

Pane phone yainzi G-Tide so yekuti ukaridza music waigona kuto sumudza bhawa rese

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6 years

Morgan Richard Tsvangirai, the masses are about to finish what you started...victory is certain!

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2 years

Am I the only one who hates phone calls? Just text me please.

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3 years

Zim Aviation Twitter: I got the permission!!!!! 18 August 21 Boeing 787 Dreamliner DOH-HRE via Lusaka Welcome to Zimbabwe, Qatar Airways!!!

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9 months

Looks like the balloons are mine today. Grateful to the Almighty for another year in this grand game of life! As I celebrate 37 trips around the sun, I extend my deepest gratitude for the divine pitch of existence. Just like a skilled batsman depends on precision and timing, I

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4 months

@mutami_susan So your baby daddy used state security details to settle a private and personal issue? Wild.

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7 years

August 2, 2006, the day Brendan Taylor made every Zim cricket fan happy. Zim needed 5 runs from 1 ball to win....see for yourselves what Taylor did that day.

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9 months

@anesu_nigel3 I honestly don't understand why people always want to tell other people how they should live their lives. Dzako nhamo wato pedza here?

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4 years

Haaa but Peter Ndlovu ano inserter akomana. 41 kids??? Mukomana anoda intercourse hake iyeye.

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6 years

A son-in-law is not your blesser.

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6 years

A daughter in-law is not your maid.

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1 year

@decey_blue @LittleChildre17 No, you are abusive and that child is scared of you. You and Satan shouldn't make any more children. You don't deserve them.

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10 months

Y'all still remember my homeboy from Marondera Mr Peter Mudavanhu who attended his daughter's wedding wearing bherevheto remudhebhe 😂😂

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5 years

Do yourself a favour, leave Zimbabwe.

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4 years

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Tapiwa Munjoma, I am new here and I heard it can be brutal, please be nice😁

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6 years

When you want to break up with someone have the decency to tell them. This business of ghosting on people and blocking them is primitive.

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8 months

@Am_Blujay trained and decorated soldier. military intelligence too. Mary was just a model and the General used the system to make her life hard culminating in this.

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3 years

Anyway your boy got shot at last night. I'm ok. Durban is a mess

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6 years

So China wants to invest billions in Africa with no conditions and y'all believe them?

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9 months

#ThrowbackThursday ! Old school Zim movies aispaka mhani😂😂

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6 years

Hanzi Zim girls don't like to cuddle after Stonyeni. Unongonzi bhurugwa rangu riripi😂

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6 years

Pane rimwe dhuku riri kuita kunge helmet ye riot police though 🙈🙈😂😂

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9 months

@owagengmadisha @thusthus12 If the roles had been reversed y'all would be having a field day right now.

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7 years

The new beast!! Zimbabwe Airways Boeing 777-200ER!!

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6 years

Do you know that there is someone out there who is dating you without your knowledge?

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9 months

Ama2000 zvigure are something else 😂😂😂

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5 months

Once attended a motor exhibition at Sandton City and all big car brands were represented. Rolls Royce only brought 1 car. The Ghost. I casually asked retail price & the lady said the fact that you asking for price means you cannot afford it. Never been so embarrassed in my life😩

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3 years

Would you date someone anoputa Bute?

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3 years

This company tries too hard to be like Nando's.

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