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Work life balance Is a bullshit There should be no balance Life is more important If you work as much as living Then you are fucked Fuck work life balance Embrace imbalance
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@jes_minn @wapplehouse It was a scout. To check if big human is Okay or not.
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@GodotIsW8ing4U @skjaldmaer67 Worse of all, he got paid per shoot
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@SpivvyFPS @SYACVG Freespace and Eve Online players
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@GiveMeBanHammer Holy shite, this is just pure racism on their part. Apparently according to them, only black's can rap and breakdance? Wait till they see Eminem
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@Umbra_Tet They do this for giggle and laugh???
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@LizzieLeanne @Get2DaChopra Because the showrunner think the taking ideas from the game is too restrictive and yeet the lore.
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@SpivvyFPS @SYACVG Landing on planets, still nope Long ass travel time between systems because you need to sell high and buy low? Definitely
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@Korato01 @Frootcakee God, those jokes are dry as unstimulated vagina.
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@BTHBcRMY @MishimaSlay Welcome to parasocial world, that means parasite social.
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@LightningShade0 @Bolverk15 @Ether101_Prime From what I gather in bits and pieces - jiggly physics skeleton rig, bewbs and ass - wet skin shader - jizz fluid simulation - penetration rig (for more realistic look, with whole labia flabs and that)
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@EllieintheWorld @rylanbt @CoolGuySynth The stance of anti-war premise from the book still stands.
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@DominusDomitius @Grummz They did. They hired a north american raised japanese consultant, whose main interest is researching ancient japanese monk sexuality into boys.
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@Mangalawyer So in the end, it was White person's invention to monetize on token black person
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@YoBoiBouncy @lionheart20XX @Gazedsoul Actually its a good analogy, considering how wine have bitterness and an acquired taste to enjoy it. Just like souls game do
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@Poopabutty @nypost boiling sugar and water eh? she did right
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@great_fleet Can confirm Pernah 2 minggu di Italia. Disana polisi pun makan siangnya pizza oven. Tapi pizza rustic asli khas Italia toppingnya gak seheboh disini, apalagi ketebalan rotinya Disini yg dijual rata2 pizza ala amrik. Makanya mungkin dipikir elitist, amrik = kapitalisme = elit
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@ChampionXoro Games that are still going strong!
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@ZuzuBriar "Hey Hiro, remember when president Franklin put us in internment camp back in WW2?" "Yeah Taka, at least he was Anti-Fa"
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@mask_bastard "I MADE YOUR CONSOLE GAMES ON A PC" - Chadveloper
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@AllydContrarian @Notok_XD They be jealous, not gonna admit
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@Appelmonkey @Bolverk15 So he has no actual problem then.
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@OrwellNGoode The president probably was bullied also back in his youth
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@relaxrallex @grapesmakemecum @ShitpostRock The placement of the word "accused" is pretty disengenous. Had you put it in the beginning, people wouldn't be coming at you
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@OrwellNGoode So... can anyone explain to me on Swiss law on rape? Is there like minimum amount of time to be considered severe?
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@Hamsterpilled_ Somebody need to check this girl, she keep posting radfem stuff for days now. I don't think her sanity is allright
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@OrwellNGoode while chinese society still in modern age, this guy taken strategy from Romance of Three Kingdom period
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@Bolverk15 I do not know about ProZD problem, need explanation. I only know him doing funny VA shorts
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@garlicjuiced In this house, we SWHAAAAATTT!!!
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@aetey8 Korean when drawing other Southeast Asian
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@MizuhanaOVT @Deadly_Laser @Win98Tech I was born in a mining town. While I agree the reality is not clean looking like corporate safety videos. But the workers do wear helmets, shirts, and protection gears by regulation. If you think they look like in the video, then you have never been onsite drilling
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@ShoegazeShun @LePythorSimp @FEIT4NCOR3 @Ruffaiii I got black kids too assuming people who disagree are white. So basically kids gotta stop assuming things.
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@adamtotscomix Unseasoned Tempeh???? HERESY
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@JeremyUnoMusic @skjaldmaer67 Waddayamean civilians dont own SLR cameras?
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@HardDriveMag LMAO at some of the responses
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@amidstwolves @AHomosax @GreenTextRepost Scientist : "Mmmmm, neurons..."
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@silencedtoby I suggest you watch more SouthPark episode and their first movie to understand Cartman better
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@Stone_tossers Left, living blobfish Right, a dead one
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@PimpMasterYoda1 @mask_bastard You think organization that euthanize strays, would know about animals?
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@DIGITALPH0BIA @_hikkichuu > small diapers with hole for tail > dog poo > have money to waste to send package to another country Look I don't mean to insinuate, the perpetrator likely a furry with diaper fetish.
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@AlphaChadKirk @ale_elviro @stone_toss Milk crate challenge is a culture?
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@_rawrell > take a look at his work > Cats drawing > Only cats drawing He really doesn't diverse his art and subject. Not great style either. No wonder people sleep on this.
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@OrwellNGoode Yeah no, I would advice the husband to ask the wife if she's okay with him to have sex with his ex too. So everybody wins wins
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@politics__alt @IBlue_HeartI @DrollerGZB_770 Not strictly about Nessa. Yesterday a 3D NSFW artist rendered Mirko (from My Hero Acadamia) in daylight scene. Got people complaining about whitewashing. The 3D artist point out how lighting works in 3D, but 2D critiques don't care. Because they stuck with their art bible
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@_Vs_The_World We OG Asian sometimes disregard Asian American opinion. Like bruh, they are already Americanized as shiet. This is pretty much how Native African dislike African American.
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@OliverJia1014 Reddit attempted 4chan detective work, with terrible result
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@verge Too bad, the dragon is too Disneyfied.
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@RedMarylandGoat @SophNar0747 Let's not assume that It's human natural reaction. Who the hell would quickly identify it as firebomb upon first glimpse in broad daylight? You don't see that everyday. As civilian, you aren't trained to recognized threat that fast. He could shocked instead of admiring
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@AlreadyAgi @thechosenberg Blue checkmark, rage bait for engagement bucks
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@LizzieLeanne @Get2DaChopra More like the baker doesn't like chocolate and opted for vanilla instead, IN A CHOCOLATE CAKE BAKE OFF COMPETITION
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@OrwellNGoode Saw the video - basically about viking conquest and expansion - they mingle with the local - local descendants have viking genes - so vikings are as diverse as great alexander's army or the mongols
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@fermerzpolissia Well it got hammer and sickle disease there
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@FirearmsRetro The guy dodged the controlling bullet there
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@MikeSoSekSi @sorrowandpain They aren't trained for this. Especially in a country where gun violent is rare / almost nonexistant
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@SierraWhiskey9 Me : "Just wear that dress you wore last wedding party. Why you need to get a new one?" My missus retorted "You men don't understand!"
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@saltyapollyon Hoshino? Is it because she is pastel themed? Or people joking that she is ojisan reincarnated as loli?
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@monachina3 @PBP1366 @YourGuyTheOti @Art444Star I did not see anywhere in that article where they "animate every individual snowflakes" This is a computing simulation software. It is not animated. It is simulated. Huge differences.
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@Merryweatherey @MarkoDCabcoon @RaynoTW Actually this does happen in my country. The difference is, the driver and other "passengers" are dead silent. A normal trip that would take 3 hours, become only 20 minutes. You pay them with leaves.
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@SpivvyFPS @SYACVG And LOL, anyone remember the old demo of station walking and planetary flight that never made it anyway?
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@kevin_plumridge @Evanz111 @GodotIsW8ing4U @skjaldmaer67 Before that, they doused in all sort of chemicals too! Deadly I tell ya!
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@BuzzFeed > Disney release media that has gay character in it > Journorinous ; The first representation! > Disney release new media that also have gay character > Journorinous ; The first representation! ----- repear ad nauseum -----
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@MesugakiArchive Suddenly it makes sense, why Japanese people find western tourists rude lately.
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@BepDelta @MesugakiArchive Look, either You actually read Korean laws and know it, or don't There is no "I'm pretty sure bullcrap percentage that this and that"
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@LightningShade0 @Bolverk15 @Ether101_Prime It's more breakthrough for amateur animator While it's nothing special with CGI industry. The amateur porn 3D artist were eager to replicate what industry endorsed program done, into Blender and other indie software.
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@Cait1415312 @PearlteaRizzy Funny thing, she's not the artist for that one
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@_1paco_ @stone_toss Leave it to netflix to dial stereotyping up to 11
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@OrwellNGoode I'm convinced that American media are controlled by Nurgle
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@ZeroT_H Oh the annual color card brigade at it again. They love to bully Asian artist because of the meekness.
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@monachina3 @PBP1366 @YourGuyTheOti @Art444Star I wanna know where the hell you guys are pulling this info from. Seems like a wild exaggeration...
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@lacertile @GamesNosh their recent take, "Oh this character already LGBQ? Well, they're trans now! Here are the reasons why..."
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@KayakFlipper @CeruleanGates Are we talking about the possibility of black person living in northern country or the problem of blackwashing / genderbend an actual existing historical character?
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@OrwellNGoode Do they mean gay in ye olde term? As in gay = joyful?
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@spacedandy0 @KristinSwaba @Slatzism @BrokeCryptoMaxi The correct thing to do, ignore and block them.
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@trans_catboy You seem bothered. The original artist made it for fun.
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@OliverJia1014 I remember reading about a Japanese guy who flew all the way from Japan just to visit Chaz. And ended up with black eye from being punched by a CHAZ security team
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@acertainbulb @CeruleanGates @thatstarwarsgrl The non chinese are foreigners there.
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@GeorgeInLimbo @NicherShell Isn't this trying to say nun is the same as priest?
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@ZeroT_H > The Last of Us > Still plenty of people around
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@mystic_ronin @b0tster if they asked about it, of course they haven't watch it.
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@arlecock *players who actually play the game and knows the storyline*
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@Aclippinger @BirdAppWatch @AppldSymphonics @EasbyGames @Grummz I certainly never heard of you Alex. What have you been up to that merit global recognition?
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@cp10004 @stone_toss Good, now prompt it holding pen or chopstick
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@VividNViolet @Floating_Megane If you want it that bad. Go pay her for it
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@ScreenSlate The guy worked hard to be at the point he is now. Work hard pays.
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@karasoth @LavenderGhast @IGN Considering LoTR is massively popular in my country in SouthEast Asia, I find this statement as comedy
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@jwskss @mzyk96 @skjaldmaer67 How hard is it to realize those are cameras and admit your mistake?
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@AxeDesu @Quinn86342654 @Cyarine You aren't a doctor You are a medicine man Big difference
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@angelfacepeanut @NetHistorian He already sorted it out with the author. Why should he respond to Hbomber? Waste of time
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@CrazyNormie @ruvalum Let me guess, they are xenophobic because you couldn't be bothered to learn basic Japanese and ethics?
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@OrwellNGoode I blame her parents or mother for not teaching her about motherhood.
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