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2 months

How about instead of penalties Mbappe and Cristiano take free kicks until one scores

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The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

4 months

JUST IN: China says current tensions in the Middle East are a consequence of the Gaza war

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"Here’s Szoboszlai on the counter…"

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He has to make it here. This and the “talent aint enough” on his chest would look way too funny in a watford kit

Wounthive

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1 year

What a tat

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Booing caicedo but applauding mac allister. I know what you are brighton and hove

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There’s footage of football matches from 100 years ago yet i’m still waiting for the Chelsea - QPR 7-1 preseason 20/21 highlights

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5 months

our best front 3

Chelsea FC

@ChelseaFC

5 months

Chelsea in April. 🗓️

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Chelsea Dodgers

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4 months

I'm going 3-0 Chelsea, you? 👇

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Santi™

@ThePeakSanti

6 months

Observe with me..

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5 months

@Iewdawg He’s not french, he is chels.

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"Calafiori" "Sesko" "Operation Olise"

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England

@England

3 months

Our fans. Our players. Our summer. This is your #ThreeLions squad announcement video for #EURO2024 !

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Kiwior. Propa chels.

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@twrIdd @xaarceido same bro 👊

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Need gallagher to do this the tl would be so good

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@CarlyOnYouSpurs

2 months

im sorry ??????

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yeaaa it was ludicrous 🤣 @ManUtd

Chelsea FC

@ChelseaFC

24 days

That @BenChilwell headed clearance was ridiculous. 😅 #BluesInTheUSA

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why is mudryks "ballon d’or clause" included every single time

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #ClearlakeOut

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one billion great british pounds

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8 months

He wasn’t lying

The Chelsea Spot

@TheChelseaSpot

1 year

Mauricio Pochettino on the players: “They are going to die for this club” #CFC | #Chelsea

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🚨woop woop! its the sound of da Olise!

Chelsea Dodgers

@TheBlueDodger

2 months

🚨🥶 Cole Palmer is expected to play more regularly inside in a No 10 role. ( @SJohnsonSport ) #CFC

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#ThrowbackThursday

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🚨 Chelsea are hoping to sell Trevoh Chalobah, Armando Broja, Olivia Buzaglo and Conor Gallagher to raise funds for FFP this summer. #CFC

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4 months

Burying Malang Sarr (GONE WRONG)

Olivia Buzaglo

@OliviaBuzaglo

4 months

Coming soon 🤣🧑‍🌾 @ChelseaFC

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10 months

If Sterling doesn’t get dropped after this i swear LOOK AT HIM

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8 months

Matt Law derby

CFCDaily

@CFCDaily

8 months

🚨FA Cup Draw: Chelsea vs Aston Villa

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5 months

Too cold in London?

Mikey Poulli

@mikeypoulli

5 months

I tried @Arsenal . Your loss @KMbappe 🤷🏻‍♂️🔴⚪️

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🚨Mudryk has reached the diamond league in Duolingo. ( @AlexGoldberg_ ) #CFC

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4 months

Almost clicked rice in the POTS vote

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1 year

Nagelsmann this, Enrique that. If he drops a 3-3-3-1 masterclass on Klopps head…

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7 months

In an alternate universe chilwell took that free kick and we lost on pens

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3 months

Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V 🤦🤦🤦 get your own targets @markgoldbridge !!!

Chelsea Dodgers

@TheBlueDodger

3 months

🚨 Man United made a late attempt to try and hijack Chelsea's move for Tosin Adarabioyo. (Simon Jones - @MailSport ) #CFC

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@CFCDaily Real badman nuh model inna shorts Straight jeans, cut off foot pants Everybody haffi ask weh mi get mi Clarks Everybody haffi ask weh mi get mi Clarks

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Eduardo Hagn

@EduardoHagn

2 years

Free run at Pedro Neto for us? 👀

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Embarrassing from Law, squaring up to a support column for the fans (and the cameras).

Matt Law

@Matt_Law_DT

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At Selhurst Park for Crystal Palace v Manchester City. Can’t wait.

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Zaniolo vs Havertz the "8.5" derby

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@roquecfc

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enzo pov when he arrives at cobham

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6 months

Played 21 mins this season to Lavizzy’s 33.

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"Chilwell 🅰️" "Mudryk ⚽️🅰️" "Gusto ⚽️" and i believed it

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15 points off top 4 with Palmer coming back

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3 months

Palmer looked 30 years old under him 🕊️

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CFCDaily

@CFCDaily

9 months

Reece James is coming off in the 26th min.

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We just signed this 100M player. Its a new signing.

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they put veiga as an enzo backup. they think its gabri 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Squawka

@Squawka

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Chelsea's squad depth for 2024/25. 👥 Where do you think they will they finish this season?

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no shitty deflection in the 86th minute

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

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🔵⛔️ Rodri will miss Chelsea vs Man City game, Pep Guardiola has confirmed. “He had zero training sessions with us, he’s not ready”, Pep says.

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🚨 Michael Olise HAS already made a decision regarding his future, however he’s keeping it under wraps as part of his signature "nonchalant gimmick". ( @MauricioPanini via @WatchPlayback ) #CFC

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Had to get some things off my chest 😔🙏

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this is THE man of the people

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Pys

@CFCPys

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Enzo Maresca’s knowledge of the Chelsea squad was described as “encyclopaedic” ( @SkyKaveh ) #CFC

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🚨EXCL: "Win" has handed in a transfer request. #AFC #PETA

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@Iewdawg Strasbourg ultras worried that they will lose their “best players”

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Chelsea Dodgers

@TheBlueDodger

6 months

Reece James via IG. 👏👏👏

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9 months

we need a chelsea mikeluhg

Mike

@Mike_RMCF

9 months

Records broken so far this season - - Bournemouth had never won at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag - Bournemouth had never scored 3 goals at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag - Bournemouth had never kept a clean sheet at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag - Manchester United

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Brighton have gained £225m from Chelsea over the past 2 years, your team is now significantly worse and half of the money has been spent on tony blooms gambling addiction. And you celebrate it

We Are Brighton

@wearebrighton

3 months

Chelsea have given Brighton £225m over the past 2 years to win 0 trophies & sit only 9 points above #BHAFC . £25 million per point 😂 Looking forward to giving some old friends the welcome back to the Amex they deserve this evening #BHAFC

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Summer transfer window with a pys block

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The world if Caicedo wasn’t ill for Wolves (a)

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Anfield Sector

@AnfieldSector

6 months

Badiashile - shite Chukwuemeka - kid Ugochukwu - kid Cucurella - shite James - never fit anyway Sanchez - average Lavia - played 5 mins for Chelsea T. Silva - pensioner Fofana - always been injury prone

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1 year

When Chelsea win the premier league but I remember that i came 2nd in a tennis tournament when i was 12

Brightonian

@PursuitOfTruthB

1 year

But *you* haven’t won anything. Another glory supporter flexing trophies as if they’re his own personal achievement. Need to think of a word for this psychological syndrome.

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NDA signed. Pochettino is already Chelsea manager. Ornstein knows. Fab Knows. They’re communication puppets controlling the narrative in partnership with Chelsea. Also, driving engagements for selfish reason. Unsure who will break it but it will be broken in days.

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ppl acting like petrovic was world class

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7 months

Deivid’s name is not deivid

CFCDaily

@CFCDaily

7 months

Updated Squad List. [premierleague] #cfc

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I like how he still dived

Premier League

@premierleague

6 months

Misses to make you go 😱

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10 months

@Iewdawg this really puts the “ew” in lewdawg

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5-0 win and still managed to make poch look bad

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

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😳😳😳

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love this team. just get rid of poch.

CFC Pics

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games in hand hype

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This is the closest your smelly club has ever been to a trophy

Brighton Bubble

@BrightonBubble

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I absolutely hate this man

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📸 New Chelsea signing Nico Jackson with his father Michael

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They briefed this so that people like eghbali more 😭

Chelsea Dodgers

@TheBlueDodger

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🚨❗️Chelsea's hierarchy are understood to favour Enzo Maresca, but co-owner Behdad Eghbali has been struck by Roberto De Zerbi’s personality. ( @MiguelDelaney ) #CFC

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@CFCKaz6_ sometimes the shit is happens 😔

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@CFCKaz6_ what 3 weeks without chels does to a man

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didn’t even get a here we go yet and he’s got a slander name already…

PME 🚭

@mariEscobarPME

1 year

I wonder if Urinate will reach these levels for Chelsea

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7 months

too much info about benzema there.

Kaz

@CFCKaz6_

7 months

@CFCDavs He’s got 9 in 15?

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@Iewdawg @ChelseaFC I can confirm it was matt law AND liam twomey shouting at the same time

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United had a better season than us and they’re gonna get a better coach as well

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Had a blast lads.

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I’ve just understood what this means for Conor. I’m going to protest TODAY and i’m expecting all real gallagher fans to be there. #CFC

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this is a real picture btw… we wanted JDP he got a BBL

cfc

@CondyCFC

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Poch has got cake

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5 months

watched the camp nou goal about 5000 times in my life and it still hits the same

UEFA Champions League

@ChampionsLeague

5 months

Deadly in front of goal 🎯 @Torres | #UCL

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hes defo seen the account 😭😭😭

Madrid Zone

@theMadridZone

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Kylian Mbappé after scoring free-kick in training: "I can freekick, I CAN freekick" 🎯😤

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Running kdh > kdb gimmick next season

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🚨🔵 Joao Felix - not training with the first team today. Atleti decision as revenge for Gallagher treatment. "It’s OK. I like to sit and watch." - Felix commented. #CFC #Atleti

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lmao he’s walking this league

Atletico Universe

@atletiuniverse

15 days

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 JUST IN: Conor Gallagher is already training with Atlético Madrid. He showed such a high level of fitness that the trainers even had to ask him to slow down. This afternoon, he will meet the whole squad. He already trained with those who didn’t travel. @mundodeportivo

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1 year

Should’ve been sold straight after this

Pys

@CFCPys

1 year

🚨 BREAKING: Inter Milan are pushing to sign Trevoh Chalobah for £25m. ( @MrDomSmith @standardsport )!

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feeling very grateful tonight.

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@zain_kl b a l d 💪

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🚨 RoqueBurner wins the Nonce of The year award, beating Joe Shields and George Benson. [chelseafc]

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🚨🔵 César Azpilicueta to Chelsea, here dey go! Atlético Madrid accept bid worth €45m fixed fee plus €3m add-ons. Agreement in place over eleven year contract. Azpi will sign until June 2035. #CFC needed to act fast after both Felix and Samu deals OFF.

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@Iewdawg a coach with an emotional intelligence degree made them look like friends 🕊️

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Bayern board interviewing managers

Christian Falk

@cfbayern

3 months

FC Bayern has asked Roger Schmidt after Thomas Tuchel’s rejection ❇️ The answer of Schmidt was: No! He will stay at Benfica Lissabon ❇️ rejection number six for Bayern: No from Alonso, Nagelsmann, Rangnick, Glasner, Tuchel and now Schmidt ❇️ And also candidate De Zerbi won‘t go

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