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@TacoTitsday

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The Goddess of Beer and Tacos, body to match. Boomer Sooner! My @ has tits in the name, please do not act shocked if my cleavage ends up posted here.

Suburbs of the HTX /Breweries
Joined September 2019
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We won’t be good until we stop playing that song about bombing people probably
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Me defending Waffle House from y'all's hate
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I blame Lincoln Riley for Betty White dying
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OU Fans better be tuned in to that softball game on ESPN tonight. Make it the most watched game of the season
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@littlexgirlxblu @palakk__ @UziSuzy @SouthwestAir I was on a Spring break flight to Mexico a few years ago with several white college girls basically wearing coconut bras and grass skirts no one said shit, and they were all over the damn plane taking selfies and shit
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Just pick yourself up by the bootstraps buddy
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BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani is close to becoming homeless
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2 years
If I ever looked this nice in a dress I would never be nice to any men every again.
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Kristiana King ♓️🇬🇭
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P is for personality 🧡
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2 years
There’s only one Oklahoma . . . . . . . Team in the WCWS
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3 years
No one can ever convince me LR did not lose those games on purpose now. Sorry
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3 years
@BarkyBoogz Over time pay should not be taxed and I will die on that hill
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2 years
@smorgasbordgie One on the phone at work a man was like do you have anyone else there your voice is making my hearing aid squeal 😭
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2 years
When OU softball wins this natty OSU gonna hang a banner
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3 years
I would pay money to see Bob get tequila drunk and beat LR up in the street. LOL
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1 year
@Ciroc_Obama They are at their which ever mansion with two babies being happy ass billionaires, why the hell would they care about that dude at all lol
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There are people who need to apologize to Baker Mayfield
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It is a shame earth doesn't have a you shortage.
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T-Wolves Memes | Ali
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Minnesota is about to have a food shortage
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We made it to year 45. Here we go! Also o checked the date and today is for real the 29th 😂
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@beigewunder When I realized my son gave my Netflix password to my ex mother in law and she created a profile I almost changed it and then I remembered I’m trying not to be a see you in tea this year
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2 years
Please let the NFL suspend Watson now LOL
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3 years
Remember don't be a dick to HS kids on Twitter when they don't pick your team.
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3 months
My lil brother who I watched rehab from cocaine, is officially the head of a city water department today, he worked hard for years and obtained every certification he could, mirrored his boss and earned his spot as next in line, I am so proud of how far he has come in life.
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2 years
@justky1018 @NapVeg Hot Dog is wild lol some Mickey Mouse Club House lingo for a nude lol
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2 years
Every day on this app someone proves they know zero women and get zero pussy
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3 years
We did it we made it to college football Boomer Sooner
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3 years
Wearing the lucky shirt under my sweater today
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@BarkyBoogz Regular pay shouldn't be taxed either but.....
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3 years
This filter makes me feel like I went to space to be magical or something
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1 year
Y’all ❤️❤️😂😂
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3 years
Bonuses should not be taxed and I will die on this hill, like you already steal from me all year and lie about what you are doing with the money, let me have this one thing, the whole bonus because I am sick looking at the taxed on this stub LOL
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Red is definitely my signature look
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They tweeted Cracker Barrel has fallen like it was the Alamo
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Boris
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24. Quote with a picture of you wearing black
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3 years
Reminder fuck Oregon forever
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Your head is pointed at the top don’t speak on her ever again
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Is Halle Berry too old for this?
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Texas A&M replacing Jimbo Fisher with Mark Stoops
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1 year
I need everyone to take USC out of the could win the natty conversations now. That D couldn’t stop 11 angry toddlers from getting juice boxes, and LR gonna keep being questionable play caller in crunch time
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3 years
Men who talk shit about women athletes definitely never made any woman cum
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3 years
OU could be playing a team that hasn't won in 50 years and those MFers would show up and play the best game of their lives on that day and OU will play down to their level to make everything fucking hard ... this is the song of my people
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1 year
Steve Sarkisian doesn’t answer the fake phone when a toddler hands it to him
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1 year
Cheers to every single person who took a moment to think of me of bought me a drink, I’m truly overcome with joy that so many of you consider me worthy, year 45 about to be amazing
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Just blocked several men I find weird and annoying so if you see this congrats on being less weird and less annoying or cool or whatever
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3 years
Picked a shirt
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4 years
Look at my meat
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3 years
Cancer should really be reserved for r*pists, ped0s, and murderers and not sweet innocent children who deserve long happy lives.
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Drop the most iconic pic of yourself
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1 year
This place doesn’t even feel real and you would have never convinced poor kid me I could see it. I’m so thankful and overwhelmed with happiness today
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4 years
I'm going streaking bitches
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Get to know me: Age- 45 Sign- ♏️ Born day - 10/29 Height- 5'4” Status- I have 26 BFs Kids - 1 Piercings - ears Tattoos - 8 Fave color - Red
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@ThatYumiMa
Bukkake ( Teriyaki’s Version)
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Get to know me: Age- 35 Sign- ♓️ 💧 Born day - 03/03 Height- 5'9 Status- Single Kids - 4 Piercings - 13 total (9 in use) Tattoos - 8 if my sleeve only counts as 1 (19 if separate) Fave color - Green
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1 year
Remind me to send Lincoln Riley a fruit basket as a thank you for leaving
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3 years
Just tell your haters you are prettier and smarter than them and their mom
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They let me into Honduras y’all
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Is there any conspiracy theorist who believes in reading and history?
@JasonSCampbell
Jason S. Campbell
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Candace Owens: “I am a big believer that Hollywood was created by the CIA”
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If we hang half a hundred on em and win I'm streaking in the cold front rain.
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I miss my before covid hair.. like I had so much hair lol Also my boobs were a cup size smaller here
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3 years
All these people saying the OU softball or any women in sports celebrate to hard after good plays are basically intimidated by women and prefer them quiet. Time to be louder than ever
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I use my Wonder Woman sandwich box to make sure my ding dong doesn’t get smashed in my purse 😭
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They sit how they want lol
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Fav mirror pic One of these because my fav fav I’m naked
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Boomer Sooner
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3 years
Today’s shirt with the neck cut out for comfort
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4 years
Baker Mayfield University of Oklahoma Heisman winning quarterback. In case the NFL commentators are confused.
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Anytime I make a tequila drink I take a shot too Happy national tequila day
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We don’t play today but I wear an OU shirt every Saturday from start to finish of college football! Boomer Sooner
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If you don’t love me at my side show Bob hair, no makeup and off fitting onesie, you don’t deserve me at my slightly better hair, eye makeup, and $7 clearance dresses 😂
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The little boy that just came to my door was using a Buc-ee's coffee cup to hold his candy and had no costume. I upgraded him with some cat ears and a canvas bag and sent him on his way. He seemed happy
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2 years
75K people paid to watch a spring football game because we love OU football that much.
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3 years
Don't come to my DM to tell me you are concerned about how much I drink I've never Missed work, failed to pay my bills, failed to feed and care for my son including cooking, my house is clean, my yard is maintained, and you don't fucking know me like that so get back MFER
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My mom doesn’t think my dick shaped ice molds are funny and told me to “stop that what is wrong with you”
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3 years
Imagine meeting a man who likes McRibs but won't eat pussy
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1 year
Bought this dress and finally wore it somewhere
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I'd still rather be a Sooner than any other thing.
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1 year
Only One Oklahoma and only one Kyler Murray
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1 year
Last week to be 44, last birthday I celebrated waking up on a chilly morning on the Maine shore on a epic Auntie and Niece trip. I’ve really lived so great moments in my life. Next week we gonna wake up on the warm shore of Roatan to start year 45. I’m thankful for it all.
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Hi from the jacuzzi on my balcony and yes I’m tired and been drinking
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A little proof of life .. whatever tried to kill me and the allergic reaction that tried to help it can fuck off ❤️
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2 years
Bob went 7-5 year one, ask what happened next? I mean Sooner fans know.
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I decided not to enter free agency this year I’m gonna stay with my last year team. Go Ravens but I certainly hope the Texans have a great season the city deserves it.
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This is such a loved pic no matter which place I share it lol
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5 years
Got em twice on to LSU #rallytittiesandsoonermagic
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