@littlexgirlxblu
@palakk__
@UziSuzy
@SouthwestAir
I was on a Spring break flight to Mexico a few years ago with several white college girls basically wearing coconut bras and grass skirts no one said shit, and they were all over the damn plane taking selfies and shit
@Ciroc_Obama
They are at their which ever mansion with two babies being happy ass billionaires, why the hell would they care about that dude at all lol
@beigewunder
When I realized my son gave my Netflix password to my ex mother in law and she created a profile I almost changed it and then I remembered I’m trying not to be a see you in tea this year
My lil brother who I watched rehab from cocaine, is officially the head of a city water department today, he worked hard for years and obtained every certification he could, mirrored his boss and earned his spot as next in line, I am so proud of how far he has come in life.
Bonuses should not be taxed and I will die on this hill, like you already steal from me all year and lie about what you are doing with the money, let me have this one thing, the whole bonus because I am sick looking at the taxed on this stub LOL
I need everyone to take USC out of the could win the natty conversations now. That D couldn’t stop 11 angry toddlers from getting juice boxes, and LR gonna keep being questionable play caller in crunch time
OU could be playing a team that hasn't won in 50 years and those MFers would show up and play the best game of their lives on that day and OU will play down to their level to make everything fucking hard ... this is the song of my people
Cheers to every single person who took a moment to think of me of bought me a drink, I’m truly overcome with joy that so many of you consider me worthy, year 45 about to be amazing
Get to know me:
Age- 35
Sign- ♓️ 💧
Born day - 03/03
Height- 5'9
Status- Single
Kids - 4
Piercings - 13 total (9 in use)
Tattoos - 8 if my sleeve only counts as 1 (19 if separate)
Fave color - Green
All these people saying the OU softball or any women in sports celebrate to hard after good plays are basically intimidated by women and prefer them quiet.
Time to be louder than ever
If you don’t love me at my side show Bob hair, no makeup and off fitting onesie, you don’t deserve me at my slightly better hair, eye makeup, and $7 clearance dresses 😂
The little boy that just came to my door was using a Buc-ee's coffee cup to hold his candy and had no costume. I upgraded him with some cat ears and a canvas bag and sent him on his way. He seemed happy
Don't come to my DM to tell me you are concerned about how much I drink
I've never
Missed work, failed to pay my bills, failed to feed and care for my son including cooking, my house is clean, my yard is maintained, and you don't fucking know me like that so get back MFER
Last week to be 44, last birthday I celebrated waking up on a chilly morning on the Maine shore on a epic Auntie and Niece trip. I’ve really lived so great moments in my life. Next week we gonna wake up on the warm shore of Roatan to start year 45. I’m thankful for it all.
I decided not to enter free agency this year I’m gonna stay with my last year team. Go Ravens but I certainly hope the Texans have a great season the city deserves it.