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@TXYesBoy
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@JacquisBackup @RobinRNinTN @donwinslow It could literally say “hey everyone, I’m coordinating with terrorists to engage in seditious acts of domestic terrorism up in here!” And these fuckers would still say we’re making shit up or reading too much into it.
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@toddstarnes "Thanks. Except I died in the mall - shot by the perpetrator before a "Good Samaritan"™️ could eliminate him. So that Second Amendment didn't really help me in my quest for 'Life, Liberty, & The Pursuit of Happiness', now did it?"
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@notcapnamerica If only his father had pulled out....
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@GregAbbott_TX Let's see: 1) No electricity? Check 2) Out of control property taxes? Check 3) 1st time single family homebuyers priced out of the market? Ya 4) High unemployment? Si 5) Low vax rates? Yup We could go on. Folks, if you vote for these people, you're in an abusive relationship.
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One candidate for Governor is paying millions of dollars to consultants & advertising agencies to ask them: "What can YOU do to BUY their vote for me?" The other is VISITING millions of TEXANS, asking them: "What can I DO to EARN your vote?" #BetoforGovernor2022
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@RexChapman @FilmThePoliceLA Even the destitute, downtrodden homeless aren't as stupid as the anti-vax crowd. It just goes to show that, even when society discarded many of these people, they still didn't discard society. #ValuableLifeLessons
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@BetoORourke still dropping F-Bombs on @tedcruz over him having instigated insurrection on the Capitol “...this fucker...” on today’s @MeidasTouch podcast is your morning Nirvana...
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@BklynDin @GadiNBC @lacadri34 Are you kidding? There are no black people anywhere near there. Everyone knows pepper spray is the mortal enemy of black peaceful protesters. (Is it necessary for me to point out the sarcasm?)
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@ericcervini Last grasp at power from a desperate bunch that know the end is near. Everyone doing in this knows they are morally wrong - but they do it anyway. Future generations will see who the enemies of Democracy were on this day. Same as they saw in Selma, Birmingham etc in the 60’s.
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@lifesafeast @Marmel @HawaiiDelilah Honestly, the porn was straight up the *least* offensive thing ever posted on Ted Cruz's Twitter page
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@davidhogg111 The act of being black when any shit goes down is an automatic death sentence in this country. I’m white as hell, and even I know that. The GOP know it too, but their decisions to not do anything about it tells us they agree; so long as they get to pull the trigger.
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@robineggtexas @JeremySWallace Nextstar Media Group, which aired the debate, featured a random focus group in a post-debate forum. They privately polled the group of about 20, and Abbott was their choice pre-debate 41-27 (33 undecided). After the debate, O'Rourke was overwhelmingly their choice.
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@shannonrwatts Just another day for @BetoORourke . He deals with this kind of stuff with no fear, because when you're on the side of what's right, there's never anything to fear but fear itself.
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@Brendajurgens3 When you start doing anything you can to intimidate others from exercising their rights to peaceful assembly & attempting to hear from political leaders that you personally disagree with, you have officially *lost*.
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@dvillella @ndrew_lawrence @Acyn I lost a coworker over a week ago. He was a good man who I spoke to somewhat regularly. His family is devastated, as are his coworkers on his team. This kind of bullshittery on Fox plays to its base, and is reason enough to disown anyone I know who believes their bullshit.
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@Ariana_noGrande @McConaughey So, to be clear: the abortion ban wasn't an issue for him..just the roll out of the abortion ban itself.
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@RyanShead "Step out of the car, sir" "Do you have probable cause?" "You two match the description of men that attacked the US Capitol on 1/6."
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@statesman @hangwithhawlie Who knew? Teachers support the candidate wanting to arm them with knowledge over the one wanting to arm them.
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@Eleven_Films Remember who stood up for Uvalde come November at the polls....as he did in Midland/Odessa...as he did in El Paso....remember that @BetoORourke is the *only* candidate for Governor in Texas who will stand up to protect your Texas children from school gun violence.
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@FunBobby @nbcsnl @kenanthompson Kenan is not allowed to leave SNL....ever.
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@Zola4B Your children's lives matter to people like Beto... as well as all of us that believe in him. You're suffering should not have happened. Beto will fight to prevent other Texas parents from having to go through the same thing. God bless!
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Something’s happening...
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@BurnCoal @davidhogg111 Maybe don’t shoot an unarmed black man 7 times in the back.
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@PattyArquette @BetoORourke We’re kinda proud of him a little bit. :)
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@lindyli Thank you. We can't "both sides" this topic. Chris Rock is a comedian & does this for a living. I find his work appealing most times; distasteful others; but he is what he is; regardless of the joke being in poor taste. Smith loses any argument "equity" by his appalling behavior
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@MoCityJules @GinaForAustin @TxAppellateAtty @BetoORourke @GovAbbott @GregAbbott_TX "We're not interested in hearing what you want; especially if you're a woman" ~ Texas GOP
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@JoJoFromJerz Wet Fish Flopsie thinks she has debate game! LOL
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@Cernovich @richardmarx It was later determined that the "suspicious package" was identified as The United States Constitution. Democrats were called in to ID the package, since Paul had never seen it before, so it led him to believe this book filled with big words was dangerous to his health.
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@RpsAgainstTrump Remoras are the sucker fish that attach themselves to the body of large sharks & feed off its refuse
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"Life begins at conception, but ends on school property" ~ Texas GOP
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@CathyGraphics2 @ImSpeaking13 When uttered that last word, the entire room felt it. The whole world felt it.
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@axios This pisses me off to no end that my fellow white folks thought **this** was the guy for America, and ran off a great candidate like @BetoORourke . And yet they have the gall to criticize us Betocrats for “whining about it”. For shame.
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@dfriedman33 The face of a man who sold his soul for a few shekels.
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@SundaeDivine @TheRealHoarse Yes, but for us married folks, what do you recommend?
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@NoLieWithBTC "Everybody's gotta have a job" Hopefully Abbott won't have one come November
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@Out5p0ken Republicans: "Mission Accomplished" "I Alone Can Fix It" Dark Brandon: "Bitch, Please"
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@ReaganTMan Do you want me to wait for the facts from the previous mass shooing, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that, or the one before that? At what point am I allowed to actually have a discussion about this? Honestly. Do you hear yourself?
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I turn the big 49 today. If anyone has @BetoORourke ’s ear, I wonder if he could do a shout out? I don’t know why this is a big deal to me, so just going with it. I think a shoutout from Beto would have me motivated to help turn TX blue for the rest of 2020! Love you #Betocrats
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@BreannaMorello @POTUS Interesting because you can see his actual tax returns, unlike Trump's
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@TexasTribune @pete28231 Might be more difficult to find TX GOP Reps that *don’t* post that type of content on social media.
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@Hogan80Hogan @TraceyCasella As far as I’m concerned, I am all for extending Cuomo the same courtesies the republican party afforded Donald Trump: claim that as a political leader of clout, he is immune to any investigations of impropriety until after his term in office is over. There’s your “unity”, GOP.
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@WajahatAli something something Biden, something something AOC, something something Beto
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@RyanShead @StrictlyChristo Me as CBP agent, seeing lighter firmly in left hand...<sniff sniff> "is that weed I smell?"
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“I like Beto, but...” “Beto has great policies, but...” “Beto is an inspirational leader, but...” “Beto talks truth to power, but..” “Beto holds the media and Trump accountable more than any other candidate, but...” “Beto defends the marginalized (POC, LGBTQ), but...”
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@GOPJesusUSA @sandibachom This is a photo at Paris La Defense Arena in Paris, France. It literally says so on the banners in your image. So, Trump is holding a rally in Paris, France or you're a liar.
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@macinthe817 @jasonwheelertv @wfaa They hate people, period - including themselves. Even when they're happy, they're unhappy.
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@GregAbbott_TX Hey look, a "good guy with a phone" stopped a bad guy with a bajillion weapons from shooting up a school. And it didn't take arming every teacher to do it. It's amazing what happens when sensible caring people resolve problems without resorting to bloodshed.
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@Zeddary @Needle_of_Arya He's not having an irony deficiency, I'll give him that
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@cooltxchick I just grabbed some paint stir sticks and some high gloss Behr white paint and shoved them so far up my gums. I can now break any assortment of walnuts in the major metropolitan area.
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@GregAbbott_TX @AngelaPaxtonTX @VoteGiovanni "The most precious freedom of all is life itself." Except for these people.
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@je_mclaughlin @maggieNYT @January6thCmte He still fulfilled his elected duties, however. And trust me, I say that with extremely gritted teeth. Yes, it took the literal fear of *death* by his peers to do it...but he did it. I'll give him that, and *only* that. But it's still a big *that* indeed.
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@TCleffy @davenewworld_2 "The calls to speak to the manager are coming from inside the manager's office!"
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These deserves far more views than it is getting!! Please everyone SHARE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!
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Abbott's stance on not raising the age to purchase an AR-15 is a legal one; claiming SCOTUS would overrule it. Abortion was supported by SCOTUS, but that didn't stop Abbott from the most extreme abortion laws in the country. So Abbott is just weak on gun safety for Texans.
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The joy of attending today’s rally has been overshadowed by the painful news that my 7 yr old boxer mix, Shelby, unexpectedly passed away this afternoon after I came home. She was my heart and soul. Words cannot express how sad I am, and I will probably take a day away. Thank you
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@mjs_DC Can he just trade in the black robes for the white ones now? Seems the metamorphosis is complete
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@lizzardo7 @caslernoel @RepMTG Stephen King is now irrelevant when real life provides more frightening caricatures of his original ones. She's definitely get lost in the hedge maze though, in like 30 seconds, tops.
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@BetoORourke This is one power grid Greg Abbott will never have control of.
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@sandyhfishy @faithinbones @tim10bob @TheTNHoller @SevierCounty This. Shame the constituents that enable this behavior. This elected representative is not an island, he is the tip of a corrupted mountain. A blue wave may destroy it immediately, but it will at least send it back into the sea until Mother Nature takes care of the rest
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@mothysense @realJonSundet @MeidasTouch @omaha_scanner I’m honestly amazed that his tweet is still up. He’s either “rounding the corner” on MAGA, or he’s still asleep.
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@ddale8 I often wonder, if he’s not actually winging it, but that Trump’s speech writer is putting Ron Burgundy-isms on the teleprompter instead, just to see if he can actually get them to read those things.
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@HoarseWisperer Look at it this way; you find out who your friends *really* are during a pandemic - or more specifically, who you shouldn’t be friends with anymore.
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@davenewworld_2 Dude is sporting the "Hannity @ Home" Just For Homophobes look.
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@jenphillipsnews @janetjanssen @GovAbbott Goddamnit, that's fucking genius...and from Paris, TX!!!
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@notcapnamerica Y’all buried the lede, Chris...
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@michaelharriot This is the underrated truth right here "Quincy Jones has literally produced children who are better producers than DJ Khaled"
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I think it’s time to come out of Twitter hiding. Apologies to my #BetoFamily for being pretty much incommunicado for the past 3-4 weeks. Our pup’s passing hit us harder than expected. The world doesn’t stop and so neither shall we. Onward and upward. Now let’s get Beto elected!
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@hwinkler4real Difference is, you're both a *good* person who happens to be a good actor. He is neither.
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@stephtu0123 Line waiting to meet Beto
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@lawrencehurley @PalomaStovall Taking away health insurance with no replacement in sight. During a pandemic. WCGW?
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In case you’re here and wanna meet up, I’m this guy
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@kim_amerie Nothing we can do or say to take your pain away; other than we will fight for leadership to do everything in their power to prevent this from happening as best as they can, over those only looking for excuses why they failed you and your baby.
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@dieter His knees are 57 years old though
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@ndrew_lawrence I won’t comment much about her weight loss chronicles, because that’s her personal choice. But I will comment that by supporting Trump, she’s managed to lose her acting career...and keep it off.
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I just saw a Ted Cruz resign! Digital billboard on the offramp from 360 S. To 30 W. in Arlington, TX! I would have snapped a picture but I only caught it out of the corner of my eye as I drove by. Still, awesome!
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@SupremeBrick154 @jozuintern They’re offering to pick up shifts. If I had one to give ‘em, it’s all theirs.
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@judge_whitley Thank you Judge Whitley, for taking a principled stand! I'm clearly a Dem, but I respect civic leaders who stand up for fellow Texans for what is right regardless of party affiliation; that's what matters to us & hopefully will return as the core value that drives Texans' votes.
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@megynkelly Uh, they agreed to carry themselves with decorum for a debate structure. Someone did that; the other one didn’t. I’ll give you a hint: the one who didn’t follow the rules said you had blood coming out of your “hoo-ha or something.”
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@deesebs @soledadobrien A fat New England Tony Stewart clone with t-Rex arms
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Guess where I’m headed?
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Just met @KimOlsonTx !! (Bonus w/ @BigSaladMoney with the A+ photobomb!)
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@Redistrict "Remember that time the GOP embarrassed themselves trying to unseat Gavin Newsom as CA Governor." "No...nope, I can't recall that"
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@CNN Oklahoma: where abortions are illegal, but being murdered with guns is just fine.
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@SergioJSiano @rubycramer This *is* what Russian interference looks like.
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I do *try* not to bash other candidates - because I hate when people do that against mine. But I have to ask today; if you’re running for POTUS, and you are in the Senate, why are you not in DC right now, in session, demanding a vote on gun legislation. That is your job. DO IT!
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@PatrickSvitek I'm no math wiz, but it seems like the average donation for Abbott is much much higher, from much fewer donors. Like, rich people or something.
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@Out5p0ken He's gonna Kanye this platform, isn't he?
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@awwHALEnaww @benyt @AdamSerwer My god she soooo wanted to slam him for criticizing Dear Leader, but likely heard their lawyers in her ears saying “don’t do it!”
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Get @BetoORourke a ticket to Game 6, ASAP!!!
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If you really want to know what the country thinks of a politician, Don't use easy to rig polls, fundraising contests & personal rent-a-crowd rallies, Just stick their face on the big screen at a ball game instead.
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I want to thank the @ewarren , @BernieSanders , @KamalaHarris , @JoeBiden , & @PeteButtigieg campaigns standing up for @BetoORourke by standing in unison and condemning the MSM for expecting the O’Rourke campaign to shutter its campaign to benefit theirs. Oh shit, wait.....
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@Carolyn59G @BlueTxBlue @DavidEdwards Most insulting thing we can do? Not boycott - go there en masse with masks on. Bring people who can't afford to eat; treat a teacher or a medical professional for a round of Beers. Fill his bar with fully vaccinated, mask-wearing responsible people. Show him the way.
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@KenGardner11 We gave $4 billion in cash to the Trump family??
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@Miriam2626 Beto is always right, because Beto speaks what all of us say, not what pollsters and lobbyists say. People rarely understand that - while he does have his own ideals, he speaks what the communities of TX tell him they need. He just communicates it back to us so eloquently.
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@GeoRebekah When Trump wins & helps annihilate Gaza off the map, I'm sure you've prepared a suitable response?
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@BetoORourke I couldn’t previously imagine a life where Beto isn’t elected to a political office ever again. But, if not just for a brief fleeting moment, I’m comforted, knowing that no matter what the future has in store for his politics, he’ll continue to own Ted Cruz on Twitter forever.
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