gay twink starts boyvulating gets railed by transsexual goth girlfriend notices his boyperiod is late takes a boypregnancy test and finds out he’s boypreggers!!!!!!
they should make a term that’s like a body count but instead of the amount of people you’ve had sex with its the amount of 3DSs you’ve hacked. mine would be 4
hello twitter i’m setting up my kit and it turns out i lost my hi hat stand for some reason idk where it went it hasn’t left my house since like july there’s no reason for it to be gone but it’s gone and i must tweet about it
i had a dream where i was arguing with a bunch of old metalheads about how you shouldn’t let your 8 year old kid drive a car and i left the room and came back to them lighting my tote bag on fire and i was like NOOOOO MY WEED PEN AND MAGIC CARDS
!!!!it’s a friday in 2018!!!!! omg!!! im late for school!!!! i put on my favorite twenty one pilots shirt and my red flannel over it (it’s flannel friday) and my jeans from the women’s section (i am confused about my gender)
Announcing Grok!
Grok is an AI modeled after the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, so intended to answer almost anything and, far harder, even suggest what questions to ask!
Grok is designed to answer questions with a bit of wit and has a rebellious streak, so please don’t use
posting gym pics but instead of going to the gym it’s the bathroom in the uic music building and instead of getting more buff over time i get more and more depressed
thinking about chiitan, japans crazy mascot. i’m having a rough start to my day please bless my soul chiitan. please save me. save me chiitan. i’m begging you. please
“men make bathrooms unsafe”
no, the design of most bathrooms make bathrooms unsafe.
seriously, what the fuck is this?
if children are crawling under stalls making issues, it’s not just “men” who are the issue. it’s the DESIGN.