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“there is happiness.” -Taylor Swift ⚖️🏳️‍🌈🎹

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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
final final version of my second poem. k i'm done i'm done
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
1 year
other artists: “i was a virgin before you” taylor swift:
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
8 months
taylor swift be like: perform at the watch my bf play in Super Bowl? the Super Bowl?
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
just bcs taylor swift is bringing back albums from 10 yrs ago doesn't mean y'all need to bring back the tired sexist jokes from 10 yrs ago
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
4 years
Can we talk about how Taylor Swift literally invented eras?
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
the evolution of taylor swift: 👩🏼‍🦱 👱🏻‍♀️ 👩🏼 👩🏻‍🦳 🐍 👩🏻‍🎤 🧝🏻‍♀️ ≤))≥ ≤))≥ ≤))≥ ≤))≥ ≤))≥ ≤))≥ ≤))≥ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _| \_ _| \_ _| \_ _| \_ _| \_ _| \_ _| \_
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
2 years
that time taylor swift released the best album ever written and then just moved on like it never happened lol
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Taylor Swift
4 years
I’m elated to tell you that my 9th studio album, and folklore’s sister record, will be out tonight at midnight eastern. It’s called evermore. 📷: Beth Garrabrant
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
7 months
heading to court 😍
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
7 months
ppl wonder why swifties are so loyal like hello? we literally took an oath
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
normal ppl: “fuck you.” taylor swift: “i didn’t have it in myself to go with grace, and so the battleships will sink beneath the waves.”
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
me since Red (Taylor's Version) release
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
2 years
it must be said
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
7 months
i’m sick of these “post the best pic you took at the eras tour” only including ppl who got floor seats. post the best pic you took from the goddamn nosebleeds. i’ll go first
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
5 months
yall don’t realize how she literally birthed an entire generation of female singer-songwriters. sure, they’ve always been around. some have been wildly successful. but it’s now the norm. it’s expected. no one wants industry created performers who can’t write to save their lives.
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ruby on tour!
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you look like Taylor Swift!!
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
interact if you never participated in the "taylor swift is over party" bullshit
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
9 months
see THIS is the headline
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
Taylor Swift did not give us her best opener (State of Grace) for you bitches to listen to RED (Taylor's Version) out of order
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
normal ppl: “i love you” taylor swift: “all these people think love’s for show, but i would die for you in secret.”
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
9 months
y’all always talk about your gay awakenings but never mention Jesse Bradford. like sorry if you are gay and were born in the 90’s, these two movies were it.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
when ppl tell me they don’t like taylor swift i just assume they’re not intelligent enough to fully appreciate her lyrics
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
never forget taylor swift sacrificing her face to protect the rihanna shirt
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
4 years
I would like to start a zoom book club but instead of books we sip wine and discuss the meaning behind Taylor Swift lyrics.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
not colton haynes getting h word watching lil nas give satan a lap dance 😭 same tho
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
1 year
no one: my brain reading the acronym for you’re on your own kid:
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
"folklore is the better album but evermore has better songs" is the most factual fact this fandom has ever facted. like you just can't argue with that. EVERY song on evermore is perfect & it's own experience. but folklore is seamlessly woven together from start to finish
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
i hate when swifties act like taylor can do no wrong. she can. she is human, too. for example, she referred to evermore as folklore’s “little sister.” this is incorrect. evermore is so much older and wiser and iiiii wait by the door like i’m just a kid use my best colors for yo
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
4 years
The Last a Great American Dynasty would make an incredible movie. The story is timeless yet unique, the music would be exquisite, and it already has the perfect title. As for the cast: Blake Lively (Rebekah), Ryan Reynolds (Bill), Jesse Tyler Ferguson (neighbor). Manifesting..
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
how in the fuck does ONE album have champagne problems, tis the damn season, tolerate it, happiness, coney island, ivy, cowboy like me, long story short, marjorie, evermore, AND right where you left me? any one of those songs would be career defining for an average artist. like
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
Mr. Perfectly Fine is honestly the most "should've been a single" in her discography but especially on Fearless. Like that song would have slapped in 2008.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
4 years
Wait so Taylor Swift, Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively, Gigi Hadid, and Jesse Tyler Ferguson all replied to my tweet? I should deactivate, right? Like this was my peak?
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
evermore is taylor swift’s best album, and one of the best albums of all time, but it was overshadowed by folklore and consequently won’t receive the accolades it deserves. i will die on this hill.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
2 years
how to ensure you’ll never meet taylor swift in two very simple steps
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
4 years
The problem with ranking Taylor Swift's albums is that the vast majority of them cannot coexist in the same head space. The albums are all incredible, it just depends on where you're at mentally, and the aesthetic you're currently vibing with. You can't rank Lover on a rep day.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
not to gatekeep but i feel like it's impossible to be a swiftie and support k*ny*. don't get me wrong, you can totally like both artists. but i have a hard time believing you can be a fan of taylor swift as a human and support the man who tried numerous times to ruin her life.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
2 years
hooked up with the hottest man ever, fell asleep unexpectedly, then woke up and saw he had a 1989 vinyl on display in his living room
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
treacherous is the most underrated taylor swift song of all time
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
2 years
the way there is literally a group chat filled with swiftie lawyers ACTIVELY developing legal theories in an effort to take Ticketmaster down i love this fandom so gd much 😭
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
if taylor swift knew how much i listen to her music i think she'd be concerned tbh
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
taylor swift's biggest flex is her ability to take the most complex human emotions and perfectly sum them up in a simple phrase in a way that feels so personal that it's like she read your diary yet so general that everyone can relate to it
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
apparently there are people who don't care about lyrics? like they just like a song based solely on how it sounds?? i cannot understand that
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
my sister hosted a friendsgiving & i said something abt taylor & one of the girls she invited said "I just really hate taylor swift" & before i could respond my sister cut her off & said "josh pays half the rent. technically, he can kick you out. you should stop talking" 😭
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
every artist has at least one flop era. except taylor swift. that bitch literally cannot fail.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
the perfect card for all the taylor swift stans in your life 🙏
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
hope gays r ok #SOUROlivia
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
2 years
i’m happy a lot of you got tickets but i feel like @taylorswift13 @taylornation13 should address this. so many of us who tirelessly support taylor aren’t able to get tickets despite being a verified fan and receiving a boost. like this was all some of us had to look forward to
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
4 years
1) Please be the loudest woman this town has ever seen, 2) Taylor Swift just replied to my tweet. I need a minute.
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Taylor Swift
4 years
@VancityReynolds @jessetyler @blakelively not trying to be The Loudest Woman This Town Has Ever Seen™️ but... I LOVE THIS
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
i think we all need to accept the fact that there are no eras anymore. we are now just living in taylor swift's world.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
4 years
Taylor age 17 Taylor singing singing at the "I'm only 17" at ACM Awards the ACM Awards
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
say what you want but the albums taylor swift released (and wrote) after she stopped giving a fuck just hit different
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
4 years
The US capitol during BLM protests (left) vs pro Trump riots (right). See the problem?
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
4 years
Taylor Swift's Taylor Swift's best album best era
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
i respect different opinions on taylor swift's best album, song, etc. but reputation was her best era and that's just a fact
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
4 years
Taylor Swift has been a celebrity since she was in high school. She didn't really live a "normal" life. Yet, she somehow still manages to capture what it's like to live a normal, average life in her storytelling. It's pretty fucking remarkable when you think about it.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
4 years
If you knew of Taylor Swift before Kanye threw a tantrum at the VMA’s, say “i“
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
7 months
oh he knows what’s about to come out. this little publicity blitz is no accident.
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🔗: Ladies and gentlemen will you please stand because Joe Alwyn just offered a rare glimpse into his new chapter.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
good 4 u is like if mr. perfectly fine was by paramore
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
1 year
i really hope that at some point in her career taylor swift does a tour of just her saddest songs and titles it the “heartbreak is the national anthem” tour
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
the 1 is honestly one of the best songs taylor swift has ever written
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
2 years
me: Taylor’s releasing an album soon my non-swiftie roommate: is that confirmed or is this another one of those “well she painted her nails purple thursday which was her dead dogs favorite color which she owned at a cabin when she was 15 and if you add up the date he died” 😭😭
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
5 years
I’m Taylor Swift’s doormat. Happy Halloween
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
1 year
ppl saying that’s not what it is..the song is about a summer fling. “i can see us twisted in bed sheets” “i remember thinking i had you” it’s cool to interpret it other ways, but you absolutely cannot say definitively that’s not what it is. also, sometimes songs are about sex 🥴
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
2 years
taylor swift writing look what you made me do & filming a music video about leaving big machine/how much she hates them & releasing it under that label will never cease to amaze me like girl had them promoting their own diss track & they had NO IDEA. that’s a REAL fuckin legacy
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1 year
this audio will forever be associated with crisp fall air
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
1 year
two headlines. both published in the last 24 hours. absolutely unreal.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
sorry but i will never forget taylor swift singing a lyric about getting dome live on SNL.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
remember when Aaron Dessner did an interview and said his favorite song didn't even make it on the album (evermore)? that song was renegade and he was right
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
reminder that taylor swift holds the record for most ama's ever. not just for "female artists." but like all artists. of all time.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
remember when taylor swift ended all our petty, recently dumped asses with the lyric “i can’t make this go away by making you a villain”
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
4 years
Watch Taylor Swift be the only artist in history whose re-recordings end up selling more than her originals. I mean, Swifties are crazy. If any fandom can pull it off, it's us.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
2 years
Midnights be like 12 am 3 am
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
look i’m not asking for much in a potential partner. like all i want is a guy who respects taylor swift but isn’t as obsessed with her as me but thinks it’s adorable that she’s all i ever talk about and wants to listen to me explain/analyze her lyrics. also he should bottom
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
6 months
this is actually so insane for a 15 year old to write btw
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songs that changed history
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our song by taylor swift.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
normal ppl: i have a lot of baggage taylor swift: and the skeletons in both our closets plotted hard to fuck this up
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
2 years
which taylor swift song had the greatest impact on your mental health?
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
4 years
The way Taylor Swift is gonna release new songs in literally every genre this year.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
4 years
This is how you respectfully disagree on music.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
2 years
the ring of smoke being a clock… we rolling up to midnight blazed or 😶‍🌫️
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2 months
@m4rk0m4rk0m4rk0 not sure but andrew tate might have some tips
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
i hate when I tell ppl i stan taylor swift & they automatically assume that means i know nothing about music & consequently have bad taste. like bitch i have degrees in music. i studied voice/theory for 7 yrs. it's precisely bcs of my knowledge of music that i love her sm
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4 years
No one: Taylor Swift waking up Joe Alwyn:
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4 years
Taylor Swift at the 2016 Met Gala
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
swifties: taylor gurl which era r we in ur all over the place??? 😭😭😭 taylor:
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
annoying my friends with taylor swift is literally my entire brand
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
2 years
the mental health trilogy
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
taylor swift's career is so insane to me. like she just decided she was gonna be the best when she was a literal infant and then just did it. who does that??
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
4 years
Dr. Mike shading K*m K*rd*sh**n? Maybe we stan Dr. Mike.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
1 year
also, if James whispered “Are you sure?” and she replied “Never have I ever before…” like how else are we reading that? 😭
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
2 years
this is a bad look, @BuzzFeed . i’ll say it again: I’m sorry, but you do not get to dismiss someone’s struggle just because you think they are skinny. You do not get to police who struggles with ED’s based on your own experience. People of all shapes and sizes struggle with EDs.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
imagine it’s christmas morning and taylor swift tweets “Surprise 🤗 …”
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
drunk taylor: "i'm a mirrorball"
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
4 years
Cruel Summer could have been Taylor Swift's highest grossing, longest lasting, most impactful single and I will never stop thinking about that
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
5 years
Taylor Swift casually walks by and waves while you’re studying in the library. Your third frequently used GIF is your reaction
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4 years
this century will be known as the Taylor Swift era
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
2 years
tbh my favorite taylor swift song might actually be renegade.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
will someone go to taylor swift concert with me and also tie their hands so we can dance with our hands tied thank u
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
unpopular opinion but in terms of storytelling and poetry, ivy is taylor swift’s best song. every line is multifaceted and nuanced. every phrase cuts to the bone. but it takes time to fully understand/appreciate so it’s overlooked.
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
the way some of y’all are young enough to say anything other than tim mcgraw. like some of these kids just randomly heard blank space on the radio and were like “who’s that i like this” 😭😭😭😭😭
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what was the FIRST taylor swift song you ever heard?
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
if you were asked to recommend ONE taylor swift album to change someone's mind on her music, which album would you recommend?
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
if taylor swift picked one song to release as a single from RED tv (that hasn't already been a single), which song should she pick and why is it holy ground
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joshua (#1 ivy stan)
3 years
ivy and all too well (10min) are arguably two of taylor’s best songs. they’re both narratives about love lost and contain some of her best writing. what’s amazing, though, is how one is autobiographical and the other is a work of fiction. her talent knows no bounds istg
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