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Super Saiyan Batman™ aka TLocness™

@TLocV

4 years

Me: *picks at a scab* My blood cells who just spent hours building it:

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3 years

What you see vs What I see

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4 years

Management: *Treats employees badly* Employees: *Quit* Management:

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3 years

"Aye you good? You down for another shot?" Me:

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2 years

Don't know who needs this but...

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8 months

Me being cozy at home

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2 years

"You are what you eat" Me:

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1 year

When ads start popping up for stuff I've only thought about inside my head

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11 months

Don't know who needs this but...

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1 year

Dinner for two

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1 year

Being an adult is so weird. I'm just unsupervised all the time? How unsafe

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4 years

How she sleeps after getting food, cheeks clapped and attention

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3 years

Everyday we live in constant fear of our own Final Destination 💀

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2 years

When your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years

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1 year

This could be us

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3 years

I wouldn't tell anyone I won the lottery but there will be hints

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1 year

How I sleep knowing I know the difference between there, their, and they're

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3 years

"I'm just gonna have one drink" 4 hours later: Alright Alright Alright

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2 years

When you look through your recent transactions trying to find a mistake but there is no mistake because it was you, it was all you

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4 years

I have nothing to promote but positivity, to be safe out there and think twice when picking that scab

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4 years

"I bet you look good when you wake up" Me:

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10 months

Alright I'm about to catch me a girlfriend 🥰🪤

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3 years

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a Dorito like this?

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1 year

Me being nice:

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5 years

When you think you choking her is a punishment

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1 year

Just that position or ?

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10 months

Leaving work on Friday like...

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3 years

"Always start your day with a positive attitude" Me:

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1 year

"You're probably out hoeing!" In all actuality:

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8 months

Does this snow make my ass look fat?

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1 year

"I'm going to take it easy this weekend" Me blacked out looking at the fast food menu:

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3 years

Friday The 13th:

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3 years

All my friends are having babies and I'm over here like

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5 years

Girl: I want to call her Jennifer 🤰🏻👶🏻 Doctor: I'm sorry, that name is taken. You can have Jennifer123, Jennifer420, or xXJenniferXx 👨🏻‍⚕️

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@TLocV

1 year

To my boo who isn't really my boo but should be my boo...

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2 years

Romantic as fuck!

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2 years

Accurate as fuck

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3 years

Me: I can only stay for one, I've got shit to do tomorrow Me at 3 AM:

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4 years

Disney+: Are you still watching? Us:

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1 year

Hacker: I have all your passwords Me: OMG thank you! What are they?

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3 years

Them: You never buy my ass any flowers Me:

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3 years

Police: What are these little baggies for? Me:

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3 years

No one: Me: Are we taking another shot?

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2 years

Will you please?

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1 year

Accurate as fuck

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3 years

That's what she said 💦

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3 years

Me as fuck

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1 year

Accurate as fuck!

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1 year

Accurate as fuck!

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1 year

Me: I need to fix my sleeping schedule Me late at night:

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3 years

Guys be like: I'm always here if you ever need a shoulder to cry on The shoulder:

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1 year

When you're hungry but all the food in the house has to be cooked

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3 years

Me patiently waiting for them to make the first move because as nasty as I am I'm shy

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3 years

Therapist: You saw the red flags though, right? Me: I thought it was a carnival

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10 months

Halloweiners

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11 months

Me hiding in my house watching horror movies and avoiding people

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1 year

Me posting, but not responding to messages

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2 years

Romantic as fuck

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4 years

My four moods

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3 years

When your sober friend agrees to take you to get food at 2am

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2 years

Valentine candy ✔️

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3 years

Me drunk as fuck in the back of an Uber admiring my city

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3 years

Me all ready for another exciting night at home

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10 months

The perfect costume doesn't exis-

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1 year

Me trying to collect myself after my 3rd emotional breakdown of the day

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4 years

If you do these for 30 days you will be unrecognizable - sleep 8+ hours - drink 2L minimum of water a day - get sun daily - no sugar - read for 30 mins a day - workout 3x/week - capture someone and cut their face off and sew it onto your face - meditate for 10 min daily

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1 year

Please! 🙏🏽

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3 years

"Would you rather do a line of coke or get back with your ex?" Me:

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4 years

No one: Me: Choking on my saliva for no reason

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2 years

Don't know who needs to see this but...

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1 year

A lot of y'all relationship problems can be solved with a breakup and never getting back together again, but y'all are not ready for that conversation

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1 year

"Thank God it's the weekend" Me during the weekend:

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1 year

Going to tell the kids that this is Ken & Barbie

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3 years

Me and who?

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2 years

Realizing that Valentine's Day falls on a Tuesday

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1 year

Could be us

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3 years

Plan B doing it's job after a wild night

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1 year

*scrolling past a kink I'm not into* vs. *scrolling back to make sure*

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3 years

Me yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!" to the automated voice message system

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3 years

When you're fatigued because of your depression but you can't sleep because of your anxiety

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6 years

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive

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9 months

When your coochie game is so strong, it scares the devil

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@TLocV

1 year

Romantic as fuck!

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1 year

When you remember you don't have to be back at work until Tuesday

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@TLocV

3 years

When you're drunk as fuck but not as drunk as your friend

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1 year

Mood

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1 year

Me tracking the food I ordered

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3 years

When you act like them and now they're mad

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3 years

Don't know who needs to see this but...

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2 years

When you offer someone food and they take too much

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3 years

The Simpsons predicted it again ⛽

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11 months

"So you think you're the shit now?" Me:

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10 months

I'm going to buy these and slowly walk after my pet

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1 year

Just wrote my resignation letter

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3 years

Who said romance is dead?

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