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tae, after a successful operation: wheres jimin doctor: who do you think gave you the cuntylious boots
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the heels…… BROKE THE CUNTER SCALE
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ATTENZIONE DICKPOCKET
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@BTS_twt that's not the pocket i fear 😂😂
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jimin sensed the soaring number of people getting colds and not keeping warm without his supervision and said u guys are in a crisis i am on my way
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everyone: hugging patting heartfelt reunion joon:
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MAYBE WE COULD BE SLOWWW DANCING
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so this is how hoseok felt when he came in that time yoongi was throwing laundry at joon
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don’t play w me you better give him all the awards available @TheAcademy
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when bts drops something out of the ordinary and everyone goes "anyone whos a licensed aeronautic engineer here" and someone goes ME
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🌟 SUGA wrote a post: ⠁⠇⠇⠀⠝⠊⠣⠞⠀⠁⠇⠇⠀⠝⠊⠣⠞⠀⠁⠇⠇⠀⠝⠊⠣⠞⠀⠁⠇⠇⠀⠝⠊⠣⠞⠀⠁⠇⠇⠀⠝⠊⠣⠞⠀⠁⠇⠇⠀⠝⠊⠣⠞⠀⠁⠇⠇⠀⠝⠊⠣⠞⠀⠁⠇⠇⠀⠝⠊⠣⠞⠀⠁⠇⠇⠀⠝⠊⠣⠞⠀⠁⠇⠇⠀⠝⠊⠣⠞⠀⠁⠇⠇⠀⠝⠊⠣⠞⠀⠁⠇⠇⠀⠝⠊⠣⠞⠀
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oh god. someone check on yoongi.
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jhope is 24 forever gay people dont age
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kids: i don't want to go home jin: i'm kim seokjin of bts kids: ok Kim Seokjin of BTS i don't want to go home
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he literally has the prettiest and most unique vocal tone ever and u just never know what u will get from him everytime he puts out something a music menace
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i feel like u put be mine and filter back to back u get diagnosed with chronic serveism they prescribe u cuntibiotics atleast 3 times a day
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"i will try not to do anything wrong again" is such a sad cruel statement. i cant stop thinking abt it. this is exactly what the media and the whole cluster of idiots wanted in the first place, not for him to take accountability but for him to be apologetic for not being flawless
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r&b is taehyungs genre now. call it r&V
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6 months
you want me to get a girlfriend? the thing that got taehyung killed?
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ayo edebiri on suchwita next call it AYO SUGA
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10 months
why are we having a delusion off
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3 months
wait
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this outfit he just raided jimins closet
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i dont know whats more hilarious is it the fact that he has a chronically online username like letjungcook7 or the fact that he changed his pfp to his eye with purple lighting and quickly came to weverse and went "ANNOUNCEMENT u guys!"
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bts the #real military wives
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ngl when jieun was talking abt her encore stages i was thinking of one particular person who would do the same
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1 year
army banners ranging from heartfelt "we will be together forever" then panning to a picture of cat wearing a tangerine hat i love us
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the way this was even before he ate the cunt soup. he was already papaliscious cock cock man medically diagnosed with severe schlongilitis
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2 months
who mv
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jikook kissing on the mouth wouldve been less gay than whatever all of this is
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knew that purple heart is trademarked by bangtan ive never doubted my borasenses
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it was fathers day in korea
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dna taehyung... a babygirl to me... A Father to Many
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🐥 what's this? 🐱 don't worry about it 🐱 D-DAY GOOD DAY 🐥 huh? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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christopher nolan watch your back park chanwook stop quivering quentin tarantino go back to feet pics luca guadagnino gear up the yaoi martin scorsese be very careful
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LOST POSTER LETS GO
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shibal oonts oonts club rave remix mp3
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1 year
the audience is the iu we made along the way
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umi thanking everyone repeatedly and talking about how love surrounds us and has to be shared may bts have more lovely people like her around them
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when its bts bdays but they go NO! YOU get the gift babe
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yoongi said #letarmysayfuck
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if your crushes are in the audience you would too
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yoongi is extra giggly smiley happy today you can really tell hes enjoying himself on stage
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@nessapjm who wants to go to the four seasons boralando
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we are their roman empire
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we know how much you think abt us 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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hes a rapper hes a singer hes an actor hes a producer hes a cat hes been with namjoon for 13 years and hes never gonna die
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THE WAY HE SKIPPED IM CRYING
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everyone knows it word for word bar for bar daechwita you will always be relevant and famous and successful
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JESTA
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joon > june > jin
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the leader who gave him the nickname "the golden maknae" back in their early days now at his golden show ouch oowww yeowch ouchie
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ofcourse #1 armyist user borahae0613 purpleblooded guy with army tattooed on his knuckles has a song entitled never let go dedicated to armys what a shocker
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joon wants to eat jimin so bad its so painful
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non-armys: simple, boring muggles: impactful, embarrassing, shameful
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this is somewhat a reconciliation
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joon > june > jin
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@bxngtxnrecords "ur moms are waiting for u" "no shes not" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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being an army is always a bestie privilege cause no artist do this much for their fans like wdym i get to hear your song thats been your secret for a while and i get the luxury to listen to it bff
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BUI! nuga nareul magado
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Na because I know someone who got a BUI (biking under the influence) with a normal bicycle 😭😭
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foreshadowing the fact that he will eventually become the person he resents and again and again another agustd will come to kill him bc the cycle never ends. i need to kiss his brain.
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SOMEONE MENTIONED HIS HAIR IS HANGING ACROSS HIS EYE LIKE THE SCAR
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this is like asking why do fishes live in water
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why is taehyung always in the arms of a man
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ppl in the qrts who are sick right now feeling extra better. thats the jimintibiotics working
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jimin sensed the soaring number of people getting colds and not keeping warm without his supervision and said u guys are in a crisis i am on my way
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seokjin doing the crazy challenge call this mijin
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they wanted something to hold that will break his spirit even tho it was as miniscule as this and even after multiple apologies. this isn't about correcting someone's mistake. this is harassment and ill never forgive everyone who took part and still taking part of this scheme
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when ur discography is so good that u can just start singing anything and it will be a banger
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1 year
yoongi would fuck himself
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"face" to "muse" it doesnt get more jimin than this
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thinking of that time hoseok described jungkooks heart as a bowl and said that it has gotten bigger over the years and yoongi swept in saying that his heart has always been big and his hyungs couldnt fill it enough cause they just started to learn the true capacity of his heart
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You can tell that jungkook was raised with so much care and is surrounded by good ppl in his group as well bc any other boy in a situation like that would not turn out to be as kind & warm & sweet without a good heart and a good support system. I am so proud of who he has become
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jeon "baby star candy bouncy ball round bulb lamp dignified apricot triangle gimbap polite baby turtle uncooked tapioca ball funky lil popstar baby herbivore dinosaur great singer puppy" jungkook
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a hug would what
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a hug would FIX ME
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i hope and pray that yoongi has a strong support system and that he's aware that he's loved and this mistake does not, for one bit, define him. i still believe that bts are protected by a higher power, thus i only wish for karma to do its thing for people who deserve it.
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the way he pauses everytime he decides whether he will use loving or fucking does he know hes prolonging my agony like im literally holding my breath
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no one delivers a performance like bts no one exudes the stage presence they got no one can execute a choreo like they do
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nothing has changed jimins hug still looks like it will heal me from inside and out
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so happy hes in a better place now no one deserves it as much as he does
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ATTENZIONE DICKPOCKET
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yoongi mr cock cock man medically diagnosed with terminal schlongilitis also known as super ultra mega dickatron from the city capital penislavania
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Tae ⁷ missin’ bts 😴
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THE WATER ?!
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he needs a technicIAN
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please neither his wifi or his TV is working
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director: so the concept is yearn- tae: YEONTAN?
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jimin, looking for movie recs:
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romance will always get me
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joon the little giant bee promoting his sunflowers album someone hold me
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vocalist of this generation like no one at his level right now u guys are kidding yourselves
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hes a rapper hes a vocalist hes a performer hes a kitty cat whos been with a golden retriever for 13 years hes a global indemand producer and hes never gonna die
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yoongi: i dont know why its a big deal :/ me, looking at every crevice of his body for the last months ever since they announced the presence of a friendship tattoo: i dont know either man...
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jimin you are being unreasonable rn i cant even sculpt your face like how artists did with greek gods and goddesses in the classical period
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ITS FATHER'S DAY IN SOUTH KOREA
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leGAYstrature, exeCUNTive, and the juBIsciary
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three horsemen of the homocalypse, three branches of the gayvernment, etc
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crazy how theyre brainstorming to put bts everywhere in the city while armys got this trend going with seeing bts wherever they go it really comes full circle
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that tweet abt this being jungkooks first life abt to be debunked cause how he stepped foot on every era of pop and slayed each one like u cant convince me this guy wasnt besties with david archuleta when hes competing with david cook
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who just starts off an album like this
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the pussy part of a vulvatastic song
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bts:
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mr yunki⁷ 🫂
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that's the queerest friend group i have ever seen in my life.
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best yoongi song ever like its an unwritten rule to include it atleast in your top 5 agustd songs if not your yoongi loving priviledges are revoked
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i hate everyone and whoever put this on my tl and engraved this in my brain and
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the way the set was built like a maze only separated by walls and doors that can be opened anytime going back and forth reminiscing his past that was shown as lonely first but once he found his right people in the right place he started remembering how it wasnt all that bad
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yoongi letting jungkook do his own karaoke segment on suchwita for additional 15 mins to yoongi saying "take the stage" and letting him perform seven thats his #1 baby
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@seokillua i get them
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this is when i listen to one bts song and the queue puts bts solo songs back to back until i glow in purple
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