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The Garantine

6 months

Very tired of hearing about what the intentions are. If a system constantly produces a different outcome than the one it is "intended" for then it's perfectly reasonable to assume the actual intention is the outcome it continues to produce.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

2 years

I logged in today and saw that Elon Musk is likely to buy Twitter. 90% of all accounts have been deactivated in protest. The only people remaining are posting 👌 symbols and telling me this is MAGA's platform. I am shaking.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

6 months

"My intention is to help!" If it was then when you saw that you harmed you'd stop. You wouldn't desperately pivot down an unknown lane or persist with your system. You'd stop. At least long enough to reassess and think of a different approach.

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The Garantine

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2 years

@bernKleen @iamethanglenny_ @jordanbpeterson Ethan means to say: "I'd go after your job, family, and friends if I knew who you were because I don't want anyone to disagree with me and blocking or ignoring you on social media wouldn't satisfy the shriveled empty husk that is my soul."

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

2 years

I appreciate that Biden got around to making lynching illegal. With luck and a commitment to progress we'll do the same with walking the plank and crucifixion.

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@TGarantine

2 years

Best friend since first grade, 30 years, took his own life the night before last. Left behind an expecting wife and three children. I'm gonna take a break from this place. Take care everyone.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

2 years

@mmeJen People that refer to themselves as influencers. 😬

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

9 months

@Slatzism Thanks, I hate it.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

3 years

Join me, please, for a short and tragic tale.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

2 years

@EndWokeness My position is that I'm not joining the infighting over the two.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

3 years

@MikeFilippello @RealCandaceO I swear every time she talks I am on the edge of my seat waiting for those suckers to dance right out of her mouth.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

2 years

@ZackFord @onlinekyne So you're saying it's accurate but adding details? Got it.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

3 years

Gotta be honest the Rufo hate from centrists just strikes me as contrarianism. Seems he got a ball rolling and they are mad that it isn't their methods that have led to tangible results so they are taking an opposing stance when that adds nothing of value to the situation.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

8 months

@LorcaDamon @Albany__Rose @schoenbe7 "Nobody has ever said they are pro-abortion" "Well, here is several people saying they are pro-abortion" "Oh, so you don't know what pro-abortion means then..." 🤡

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

1 year

@wil_da_beast630 @MarkBStephenson @wesyang We can fix that by recording enough trans women as female crimes. Give it time.

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2 years

@ChoooCole @againstgrmrs @OfficialAbelG @CNN People be like: "It'd homophobic." Me: "Why?" They: "Well it was used on me." Me: "And you're gay?" Them: "Well no but I defended drag shows and trans youth." Me: "Okay, groomer."

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

3 years

Where was this energy a year ago?

Jonathan Haidt

@JonHaidt

3 years

This is extremely important: we must not let the culture war spill over into everyday life: restaurants, sidewalks, etc. We need a Geneva convention for the culture war.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

7 months

@strxwmxn Ceaselava now!

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

2 years

Pretty sure my kids are non-binary. They both picked Male characters in Mario Kart. Not sure whether to start hormone therapy or just to straight to surgery. What do?

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

5 months

One of my favorite activities is not climbing cliff faces. I didn't go climbing yesterday and it was fantastic.

JACKET LEGEND

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GM You can do it.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

8 months

BREAKING: Israel cuts off the supply of rain to Gaza, forcing Palestinians to use really low budget rain filters.

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@jakeshieldsajj @MohdAni80438727 Palestinians are forced to sleep under the open sky🇵🇸😭💔

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

1 year

@zaelefty @espiers I like the implication that she thought about it at all. Charitable.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

2 years

@CautiouslyOpti9 @Ryon_Downs "Rogan is spreading misinformation." "But Biden and the media all said X and X was a lie." "They didn't have all the information you have to understand it's a developing situation." "...."

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

2 years

Ah, yes, free flights to Martha's Vineyard. Just like Hitler used to do.

D. Earl Stephens

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2 years

📌DeSantis rounding up human beings, and shipping them off like they are lesser-than, while Republicans laugh about it, is why people need to start reading about what happened in 1930s and '40s Germany. 📌These Republicans are just disgusting, man ...

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

9 months

J6: Terrorism. Freedom convoy: Terrorism. School board protests: Terrorism. Hamas attack: It's complicated.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

9 months

@shoe0nhead I think it's probably the whole "they like to murder and rape people" thing that gets them more of a bad rap but slay kween.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

2 years

It's astonishing to me that there are people willing to just ignore the potential pitfalls of pushing gender ideology on all children universally because they *believe* there is some tiny percentage of "trans children" that it's going to make feel better.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

3 years

@ImWatson91 @Nick_Wild1Ear @sonicdrivein @edentorres121 Yep. He asked what the customer wanted to be called. The customer then requested that he assume which he did. Then the customer left in a bit of a fit and posted the video for clicks. Looks like he was baited to me.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

2 years

@iluminatibot They're harvesting it for a lot of reasons, but one of the biggest is for programming AI, and it won't be for the benefit of humanity but for the control of humanity.

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@TGarantine

2 years

My 5 year old looked sad this morning. I asked her what was wrong. She replied, telling me that "Elon's war of aggression on the peaceful and idyllic world of Twitter will end democracy." I told her that the resistance would fight on, no matter the outcome, and we hugged.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

7 months

@jennycohn1 Can you go into detail on how he tried to suppress this photo? Was it all of the times he quote tweeted it from his replies, spreading it widely, that would qualify as suppressing it?

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1 year

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

3 years

@KuntaJay lmfao. Goes off on an emotional rant about gifs and ends it talking about *WHITE* fragility...

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

9 months

@MrBread6903 @matthewdmarsden As a millennial I am confident that we do not, in fact, "got this"

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The Garantine

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2 years

@Rothmus They went two years without realizing they are basically twins?

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

8 months

@AlexBerenson "Got my sixth shot. This one feels slightly less poisony than the first five. Stay up to date folks!"

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

3 years

@OneYearWorld Black Lab.

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The Garantine

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3 years

Joy Reid later: Why protecting jurors from intimidation is systemic racism.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

2 years

@Timcast I believe that is the orange salute, sir.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

3 years

Starting to agree with @michaelmalice . There are so many dead weight people that really aren't worth the opportunity cost of convincing they are wrong.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

2 years

@geopoliwonk Literally!

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

2 years

@realchrisrufo Winning

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

2 years

@Trent0rTreat @capeandcowell "It might not have happened but it could" takes already rolling in.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

2 years

11k+1 people are stupid.

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2 years

Ok I’m a trans woman who’s experiencing her first period cramps and WHAT THE FUCK????? I have literally never felt pain like this. Why do we let people live like this??????????

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The Garantine

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2 years

@thececilcharles Some don't know that it was actually Joe Rogan's misinformation that led Caesar to his assassination, his final words were "Et tu, Rogan?"

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

2 years

@AlJenko98 @TheLaurenChen They already have so good guess.

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2 years

@Katherine_VA Satire. Sorry no disclaimer I think it would have killed the fun.

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The Garantine

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9 months

@The_Evan @AmericanaEthos So stop calling colonization "immigration" then.

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2 years

@Oilfield_Rando Wrong. That's where Hitler unlocked the Stargate. The Allies have been chasing him through dimensions ever since.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

6 months

🤣🤣 Absolutely. It's a gotdamn disaster out there now.

catsies

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Yes.

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@TGarantine

2 years

@ConceptualJames @AmyBeePhoenix It's deliberate. It's designed. Power behind it and causes people have been emotionally invested in for a lifetime co-opted for it's success. It is likely.

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@TGarantine

8 months

Everybody is getting outraged and unfollowing Candace Owens over her beef with Shapiro. I unfollowed her when she polished Andrew Tate's knob for everyone to see in that interview. We are not the same.

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@TGarantine

2 years

"Most humans are good, do good, and just want to live a decent life." Have you read a history book, like...ever?

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3 years

Alternate headline: How the facts make media look bad.

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@MixyPisa @Oilfield_Rando That's cope.

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2 years

@_BarringtonII The color is the only difference.

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1 year

When did we stop complaining about the hormones in our meat and start endorsing babies nursing from the hormone cocktail of men with a fetish?

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9 months

@Shadzey1 Guessing we've got another shooting on our hands.

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The Garantine

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2 years

Not to be dramatic or anything, but everyone that isn't in Ukraine should probably take a moment to be grateful for it. Even bad days can be a good time for gratitude.

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The Garantine

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1 year

@MAJDefcon1 @ReduxxMag @EdWhelanEPPC Is there a movement to make it acceptable for men to undress in women's locker rooms if they identify as Republican? Seems like you'd have a point if there was.

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3 years

@transwomyn Ugh. Be nice to rapists? No.

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2 years

@OneGirlMelissa It's about control and narcissism for 9/10. Just getting a thrill out of imposing ridiculous requirements on others and waiting anxiously for them to step out of line for a chance to punish them over it.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

1 year

@Morgan_C_Ross If I could go back in time I'd not only let it happen but protect him to make sure it does.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

1 year

@_BarringtonII Clarence Thomas is one of the most perfectly chosen people to sit on the SCOTUS. Skin color has little to do with it, he should be looked up to because of his ethics, determination, and unwavering attitude in upholding the constitution as written.

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@TGarantine

2 years

lol Can we just get meteored now please?

Right Wing Watch

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Lauren Witzke, the Delaware GOP's candidate for Senate in 2020, has nothing but praise for Putin and "his Christian nationalist nation": "I identify more with Putin's Christian values than I do with Joe Biden."

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

3 years

People be like "Why are you wasting your time on that game?" *turns on The Bachelor*

ZUBY:

@ZubyMusic

3 years

I barely play video games these days, but they are a better use of time than watching braindead TV. And most TV is braindead.

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2 years

Holy shit lol

Bloomberg Opinion

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Inflation stings most if you earn less than $300K. Here's how to deal: ➡️ Take the bus ➡️ Don’t buy in bulk ➡️ Try lentils instead of meat ➡️ Nobody said this would be fun

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"If you just saw the curriculum you wouldn't be upset about what we are teaching." "So let me see the curriculum." "No, we won't be doing that."

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@TGarantine

2 years

@TwitterSafety Enforce this ratio.

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2 years

@DavidKrae @1776ProjectPac That would defeat the purpose of encouraging the anti-American agenda of these cancerous ideologues.

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@TGarantine

8 months

Can't believe MTG's son killed Bambi while wearing blackface. smh

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸

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I’m so proud of my son Derek!

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2 years

@CasuallyGreg There isn't any empathy or compassion on the left. Just redirected hatred and revenge fantasies.

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3 years

@Theo_TJ_Jordan It's a cope used by an adult that knows they are harming children and wants to shrug the guilt.

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5 months

I have a feeling that most sword fights started and ended this quickly. Those glorious 5 minute scenes with no cuts we see in Hollywood are entirely fictional.

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2 years

Stayed out drinking and fishing last night. Wife was mad. Told her it was the "Relationship Tension Reduction Act" and she got on board though.

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"People are inherently good." but also "You do realize that if the power went out for a month people would be eating each other, right?"

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3 years

Yes.

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5 months

@ConceptualJames @mcuban @carney He has to just be acting like he doesn't get it, right?

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1 year

@wil_da_beast630 @benshapiro LARPin' Luther King

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@TGarantine

9 months

260 people killed at a festival for peace between Israel and Gaza. Western left responds by throwing festivals for peace on the behalf of the people that just slaughtered everyone at a festival for peace.

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2 years

Can't help but think Jordan Peterson's crusade against anons makes him look pretty fragile.

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10 months

@wil_da_beast630 100% failure rate is as equitable and inclusive as you can get though.

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@TGarantine

2 years

@tuttleryandavid @ConceptualJames Something about Musk setting off an "explosion of hate crimes" with his Twitter purchase. Typical full retard AOC commentary.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

2 years

So you're telling me they are terrible with money.

UberFacts

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60% of millennials earning $100,000+ say they're living paycheck to paycheck

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2 years

Hard to argue the left hasn't gone off the deep end folks. "Far-right" is just anyone that doesn't grab their ankles for leftist BS.

Alessandra Bocchi

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Wikipedia defines Glenn Greenwald as a “far-right American journalist”. So anyone who disobeys progressive orthodoxy in any capacity, irrespective of their contributions to the Left, is now automatically defined as “far-right”.

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Instead of seeing the movie I just told my kids this was Barbie and Ken.

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@TGarantine

1 year

@EndWokeness At a score of 8-1 I'm fairly certain they went easy on them. Either way it's hard to consider this a victory of any kind.

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

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If there exists an animal that you should be amazed is *not* extinct, it's the panda, for a lot of reasons. By all rights these animals should have joined the Dodo by now. We are lucky they haven't.

Nature is Amazing ☘️

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The timing of a panda..😅

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The Garantine

@TGarantine

3 years

Manipulating young minds to troll political rivals is "brilliant" and not "psychopathic" to this individual.

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1 year

@wil_da_beast630 Seems like "as close to accurate as possible" should be an option.

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@TGarantine

2 years

I'm on day three without a cigarette. I cheated and went with one of the vapor pussy-sticks but so far I already feel different.

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@TGarantine

9 months

Mostly read the book I brought to pass the time and mind my own business. Spending the flight trying to talk to a raging narcissist would make it feel unbearably long.

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I sit next to you on the flight ✈️ what do you do? 👇🏻

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2 years

My kids had an argument about who got the first bath tonight. So I invoked the Emegencies Act and made a momentous decision in a time of crisis.

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@TGarantine

2 years

@BasQuetzal I can only assume the invention of the wood chipper came late?

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@LaissezVoltaire @DoctorLockwood @ErbunnNinja "It's not happening but since it is just deal with it and shut up."

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@TGarantine

1 year

The "far right plot" to run scientists off of Twitter by requesting open discussion and even offering to bribe them through charity money has gone precisely according to plan folks. We got them.