Russell Michaels, Momotaros Profile Banner
Russell Michaels, Momotaros Profile
Russell Michaels, Momotaros

@TGBED8v8

2,428
Followers
6,783
Following
69,755
Media
575,842
Statuses

Expert flipper of tables, cinephile, music lover, gamer, Hayekian, meme seer, NSP super fan, low-key Kool-Aid Man, plastic addict, staff writer @ordinarytimemag

Inside my mind
Joined March 2014
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
5 months
Welcome inside my mind.
0
0
17
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
3 years
Laugh at this idiot.
Tweet media one
183
407
4K
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
4 years
“No hot Martian chicks.”
Tweet media one
467
185
3K
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
4 years
Are you fucking kidding me?
Tweet media one
124
115
2K
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
3 years
Tweet media one
2
41
2K
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
3 years
Tweet media one
4
30
2K
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
4 years
@__sjcd This is the best one.
Tweet media one
8
196
2K
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@KristineHadeed When you read what your sister did to end up in prison in the first place:
1
16
2K
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
3 years
@WhiteHouse Notice it ends in 2020?
3
21
2K
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
Tweet media one
12
34
2K
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
1 year
@Bolverk15 @JadeAtrophis Han Solo when someone brings it up:
0
25
2K
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
3 months
@Lex_Jurgen She made the movie happen because it was an unproduced script for a decade. She tried out for the part in 2014 and didn’t get it. She put herself in that. And then the producers of “The First Omen” stole basically the entire script. But “Immaculate” came out a month earlier.
8
5
2K
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@LeaMaric No, but men are decidedly less complicated than women, which means women think men must be more complicated because we tend to say what we mean more often than women.
26
10
1K
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
This is hilarious coming from some of the richest bastards on the planet.
Tweet media one
70
206
800
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
5 years
@SaraGonzalesTX @SNADoubleAche “Bless her heart.”
27
13
705
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
Tweet media one
13
28
713
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
11 months
Carlton got the last laugh.
Tweet media one
40
123
757
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@OrwellNGoode I mean, he also had a metric shit ton of porn. He was stuck in one location for years. What else was there to do?
9
7
660
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@YokaiRiderVT The only good animated adaptation of the character? I’m surprised.
1
6
680
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@Fan22Club @seqilol The best cook on YouTube is Barry Lewis. His cooking videos are thinly veiled “I’m making dinner for my family, let’s make something easy and economical but different.” Married with two daughters.
12
10
647
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
Tweet media one
2
47
608
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@NaughtyNDC The one good thing the zombies in that game have and they removed it?
0
4
594
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
Tweet media one
0
51
607
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
Tweet media one
25
15
568
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
1 year
@Expat_Matt Because Joel is cool.
1
1
582
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
1
10
536
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
0
7
528
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@NoContextBrits “Oh, mate, got your egg license?”
1
7
502
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
1 year
@mask_bastard The book failed originally and got the guy who went to the mat for it fired.
1
3
510
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
3
5
456
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
4 months
Tweet media one
3
47
496
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
1
5
445
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
1 year
@Slim_DaddE “Revenge bad.” She got her revenge and Ellie didn’t.
17
11
477
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
3 months
@SonnyBunch How does a man who cut his GPS monitor even get the option for bail?
13
8
449
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
0
4
386
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
4 years
@AliceSister3 @ArchonOf Danny Sexbang is the exact same shtick. How are people this stupid?
2
2
342
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
1 year
I am not doing well right now, people. I ask for prayers. I need them.
102
32
375
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
1
4
353
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
0
6
354
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
5 years
@MyNinja_ @ayo80proof I prefer this one because it is hilarious.
1
1
351
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
0
9
354
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@CAA_Official That’s not what Freedom of Speech is about, brophalom.
1
4
345
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
6 years
@FacciolaTimmy @FreeSpeechAppar @ComfortablySmug If you have a structured settlement but need cash now...
5
8
319
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
1
1
332
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
2
3
321
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
1
3
325
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
3 years
Tweet media one
4
49
294
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
3 years
0
5
313
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@WomenPostingLs The entitlement is real.
0
0
315
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
3 years
@CalebJHull American gun owners:
5
9
275
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
3 years
2
0
304
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
0
4
297
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@NateSilver538 @Dawnsfire This is the same group that has been calling every political opponent “racist,” “bigot,” “homophobic,” “transphobic,” “fascist,” and a whole load of other ugly terms for years if not decades. Might be a lesson they never learn.
9
10
290
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
6 years
@mspowahs @dankmtl Dude’s making the point that you’re First World Problem-ing real damn hard.
4
1
240
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@AOC That school was a gun free zone.
9
7
273
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
1
0
284
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
0
4
285
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
Tweet media one
1
52
281
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
3 years
Tweet media one
4
8
274
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
0
4
254
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
5 years
@classic_film “Air Force One,” easy.
4
5
273
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
3 years
@Win98Tech @ACE_0F_ACES_22 “Among Us” was already a genre, the most obvious father of it all being “Trouble in Terrorist Town” on Gmod. There’s “Project Winter,” “Dread Hunger,” and “First Class Trouble,” to name a few.
8
3
266
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
10 months
That Community Note tho.
@BongoIdeas
Albert Nat Hyde
10 months
Mr Beast 100 wells is disrespect to Africans - He described the entire Africa as a village with its people living in huts - He projected that all Africans lack good drinking water - Wells in 2023 is offensive; why not boreholes or pipe-borne water? - Africans do not need water
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3K
403
5K
5
17
272
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
0
0
227
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
Remember that Mark Hamill’s family tried to convince a woman to abort his grandchild.
22
30
253
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@reddit_lies Why must Reddit atheists always conform to the “Checkmate, Christians!” stereotype?
9
0
237
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
11 months
Some people don’t truly want to get better. And they use their mental health diagnosis as a crutch to be horrible to other people, in an attempt to shield them from all criticism.
@HonestLeYo
Honest♌️LeYo
11 months
Thoughts on mental health that would have you like this:
Tweet media one
812
259
2K
5
43
262
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
4 years
Tweet media one
0
12
252
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
0
2
234
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
4 years
1
1
235
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
11 months
@Slim_DaddE They really did basically every legacy character dirty in Korra, huh?
9
8
253
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
3 years
0
5
225
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
4 years
I feel this. So hard.
Tweet media one
2
33
232
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
4 years
@robbysoave He jacked off on a work call in front of coworkers. That’s a fireable offense at virtually every company in America. Why should he be any different?
3
4
222
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
0
3
227
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
3 years
@trutsle @Breaking911 It is when they want it to be.
0
2
201
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
1 year
@Kaijuwonk @FizzAgain @sorrelquest Nuance isn’t in Anita’s vocabulary.
1
1
225
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
4 years
@flippantflaneur “Why are your eyes black with white pupils?”
1
2
212
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
Tweet media one
1
19
201
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@ByronYork @NYMag Why is he on the floor?
3
4
203
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
0
0
209
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
0
3
200
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@mask_bastard Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landside, No escape from reality
3
2
198
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@bitemyapp @SocialNomadRach And then you realize Guinness beer and Guinness Book of World Records are the same.
5
5
186
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
Tweet media one
2
18
205
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
0
4
202
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
3 years
0
2
174
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
Yes, because having a marker so you know where to stand for the many cameras trained on you says what, exactly? I hate Biden. Be better in your criticism of this idiot.
@ImMeme0
I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
2 years
This supposed to be a leader of the free world. The entire world will see this and it’s embarrassing AF.
Tweet media one
4K
7K
32K
7
11
205
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
4 years
@emilylongeretta That dog from “Futurama.”
14
1
208
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
0
0
185
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@Internet_TLCM The European and tankie American belief that both parties are dangerously right wing is hilarious.
9
2
189
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
4 years
2
3
204
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
5 years
Kaitlin Bennett, by all accounts, is a troll of the highest degree who says plenty of stupid stuff, but she does not deserve to be assaulted. Why is this hard?
12
16
174
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@MikeStrauss18 @OrwellNGoode Apparently, the groom said the photographer, who was a friend of the bride’s, couldn’t eat after seven hours of taking pictures.
2
1
181
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@GreenTextRepost Australian documentary:
0
4
192
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@mattyglesias Because they don’t want to solve the problem. They want to keep pushing communism. And if the problem is solved by capitalism, they can’t do that.
9
2
182
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 months
1
1
202
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
@davidhogg111 And which party has made it harder?
1
0
195
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
1 year
@kukuruyo And the Kens are basically slaves who they convince to go back to slavery after they rebel. Barbie literally says she doesn’t even know where the Kens live.
6
5
192
@TGBED8v8
Russell Michaels, Momotaros
2 years
1
4
186