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IMPORTANT: from next week, we're making some changes to our pod output, particularly in what's going to be free-to-air and what will stay behind the IFS Patreon paywall. You can read about it all in this very brief (!!!) post

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In light of the tweet he sent from his personal account today in which he threatened a government minister with assault, we have decided to sack Andy Dawson from this podcast with immediate effect. We are also launching an internal enquiry to establish how this matter escalated.

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YES! Our secret microphones on the Anfield touchline successfully picked up all of Frank Lampard's outburst the other night...

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Coming soon... 'ON THE COINS'

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Five years ago today, we released the first in what should have been a 25-part podcast series covering the history of the Premier League. We've still only managed to get as far as the 2008-09 season. #TFTMis5

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RAINBOW EXCLUSIVE! Turns out that Geoffrey's son Tom is a TFTM listener and he's sent us these exclusive pics of Zippy and George hanging out in their retirement rig earlier today. Cheers Tom!

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Massive thanks to Alan Davidson on the TFTM FB group for getting Maradona to dance to the theme from Minder

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YES

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MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, CUNTERS! X

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We're planning to record a Maradona tribute episode tomorrow morning

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❤️ to the 3%

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We got an email from a woman who was at last night’s London show on her own. If you’re the ‘pubescent weedy Lampard’ (lol), please fuck off as far away as possible from our live shows and our podcast because it’s clearly all going way over your head. You’re a fucking arsehole.

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2 years

Farewell to an integral part of our podcast - it won't be the same without him

Sam Delaney 'Sort Your Head Out' OUT NOW

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My cat Nelson died yesterday. Here he is in happier times, a bag of poppadoms he'd been been rading caught round his neck. I'll miss the lovely bastard. Absolutely gutted.

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RIP Diego. The king of living out loud.

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We just received what is pretty much the perfect email. Gushing praise and a one-line anecdote. No pissing about. 10 out of 10.

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It's a TFTM night out at the Royal Albert Hall to see the mighty @sparksofficial

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'Lampard'

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Describe Frank Lampard in one word 👇

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Peak Chelsea

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A message to the FA and Anthony Taylor:

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Fuck racism, fascism and police brutality. Black Lives Matter. #BlackoutTuesday

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Andy is expecting an imminent Twitter ban on his personal account. We will bring you relevant updates here in the event of this.

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DEEP DIVE 2021

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4 years

The winner

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@TFTimeMachine Alright Cunts?

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Eh, come on pussycat, is just a bit of fun

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OUR TIME HAS SURELY COME

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Dan Walker set to step down as presenter of BBC's Football Focus after 12 years

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EMERGENCY POD SCHEDULED FOR TOMORROW

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The pest control man has arrived at my rig in full hazmat suit and Ghostbusters kit and I think I have 6 month’s worth of @TFTimeMachine content already.

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Massive thanks to all of you who have stuck with us over the last five years - we hugely appreciate your support. Loads more to come! xx

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4 years

‘I still don’t see why I can’t have Lord Sebastian in the photograph with me. Some of other boys were pictured with their brothers. I’ve studied the rules and there’s no mention of a hamsters...’ etc etc

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Who's this? 🤔

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If we get wind of anything like this happening during the shows you'll be kicked out. If you see anything like this going on, call it out because we're not having it. If you're reading this, delete your fucking Turbo subscription you dismal little wanker - we don't want you.

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We might do a bunch of additional mini-episodes over the next few weeks and we'll be calling them The Election Section. Yes?

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3 years

Imagine if it turned out to be Keegan and McDermott dressed up as sheikhs again

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3 years

BREAKING: The Saudi-led takeover of #NUFC appears to be back on after the Saudi state resolved issues with beIN Sports over illegal streaming of Premier League football.

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Ten.

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there’s a lot going on here

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We don’t want your money, you fucking dickhead.

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Tomorrow marks the sixth anniversary of our first episode - and we'll be marking the occasion by launching our most self-indulgent series to date

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#JohnPigface

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oh my lord this is UNREAL

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How Frank Lampard invented time (contains strong language from the outset) (Thanks to @CanningTownLen for animation wizardry)

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Fuck VAR. Fuck the ludicrous pantomime of taking two minutes to decide if someone's pube has strayed offside. Fuck this thirst for the 'correct decision' at the expense of the game's natural drama. Put VAR in a sack and smash it up with Sam's terminator.

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'ALRIGHT CUNTS?'

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#spikedagain

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Might be time for us to head for our respective local Asda car parks and take the temperature of the nation again

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Happy New Year! Here's to a significantly better 2022 for all of us, and thanks to all our listeners for supporting us in 2021. (Hardly surprising though - we're easily one of the best podcasts around) #NOTJADED

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Joe Biden should not wrongfully claim the office of the President. I could make that claim also. Legal proceedings are just now beginning!

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Fingering is BACK!

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The cannon.

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'Yeah, fair comment'

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'Alright cunts!'

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Sir John Fanny Powder wades into COVID debate

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Every pub in Britain has a dickhead like this, usually lurking near the fruit machine.

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Happy new year to all our followers and listeners and that - here's to a decent 2024! PS: no new episode tomorrow, sorry - back on Tuesday!

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TTFN DICKHEADS!

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A contestant on an Australian game show just made the best losing exit ever.

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'Alright cunts?'

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If any podcasters need any advice or tips from us about how to record remotely from your homes during the Corona crisis... get fucked.

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Good to see that @IanWright0 has made significant investments in the comfort market

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Top Flight Time Machine's Last Supper has been created as a timeless piece of digital art by C*ntess Of Honour @hschlatterarts - and you can buy it in a lovely frame for your rig now!

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Foul-mouthed parrots removed from wildlife park after 'teaching each other to swear'

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The Mirror

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EXCLUSIVE: Queen decides who gets Meghan Markle and Harry's titles after they quit royal life #PrinceHarry #MeghanandHarry

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It’s already hard for women to feel comfortable about going to shows alone, and with our mostly-male crowd it must be harder still - and then having to fend off shit like that from some pathetic little fuckhead is beyond the pale.

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😍

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Wow. 😳 Just... Wow. 😵

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We had shit like this from knuckle-dragging wankers when we talked about the Raheem Sterling racism at Chelsea too. If you’ve got a problem with it, feel free to fuck all the way off.

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'There might have been a bit of pushing and shoving, I don't remember...'

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Massive thanks to everyone who came to see us at @21Soho last night - we had a right laugh and that's the main thing. Special thanks to Show Legend Graeme for bringing us hi-vis gifts

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Yes?

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Pondering livestream @TFTimeMachine election night coverage possibilities with @DelaneyMan Two men. One avowedly sober, the other increasingly drunk

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Len just described Jesus as ‘God’s assistant’

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Roger Taylor & Brian May talk broadband... (assembled for us by @vanderirwin )

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Bonus episode imminent...

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Good. Fuck off.

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Today's episode will not be attempted until this afternoon as Sam is suffering from what he describes as 'some sort of excitement illness'. Apologies for the delay.

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Is it REALLY only three years since @delaneyman segued from an interview with Ken Livingstone about Syria straight into serenading @profanityswan on his currently-rested @NewsThing show? Yes. Yes it is.

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That’s right suckers.

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Just rest.

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We’re proud to announce the launch of the Centrist Dad party.

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Biden. Definitely a #justrest sort of bloke

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'On The Coins - A Top Flight Time Machine Film' Two men, a pier and some machines. And much, much more.

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Two men, a pier and some machines. And much, much more.

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Hi Mike, Andy hasn't written for the Mirror since March 2016 and hasn't written for the Guardian since April 2018. He has no plans to write for either title in the future. Hope that clears up your misunderstanding about his employment status. Hope all's well at the moment.

Mike Graham 🇬🇧

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Will @guardian_sport @guardian and @DailyMirror please show some backbone and confirm this ghastly and violent contributor has been fired and will never appear in their content ever again?

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Football. A game for children.

Gwatts

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@Arsenal I’ve had enough Arteta it’s time to go ! #ARSBUR #ArtetaOut #Arteta

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Tonight, just in time for Christmas, we will release the world our long awaited debut single 'Livin' Out Loud' plus the world premier of accompanying 'pop video' Who's ready to have their entire worldview smashed to pieces?

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We're going to try and put out a new episode every day for the next couple of weeks or so, in an attempt to keep everyone's spirits up while we self-isolate and all that shit.

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#justrest #thatslivinalright #riglife #livingoutloud

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We might need to deep dive this

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Our youngest listener

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Massive thanks to everyone who tuned in for Brown John tonight. We'll have another go at it in a few weeks and hopefully you'll join us again.

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Some lovely things being said about us in this thread, which is nice as tomorrow marks four years since we started what should have been a 25-part look at old Premier League seasons. And then we got distracted...

Tommy Stewart

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Today’s episode of @TFTimeMachine is one of the best podcast episodes of anything ever. @DelaneyMan telling a series of hilarious stories and @profanityswan brilliantly hosting. Seriously if you don’t listen to this podcast already, get on this episode and you’ll be hooked.

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Tomorrow's episode will be available soon for IFS subscribers - about half of the episode is spent analysing this 1984 advert for lamb chops

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Earth Tournament Update: England 3 China 0. Goals from debutant Ronald Smith plus a brace from that man Spencer Whitehouse.

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Over Christmas we're doing a series of '50 Greatest Moments In British History' and we need your nominations. Here's some of the things that are on the shortlist...

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**BREAKING** Geoffrey Skate appointed Hammersmith United manager. Further details on today’s episode, out later.

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We've been busy pre-recording a few episodes so if you're an IFS Platinum subscriber, here's what you can look forward to over the festive season...

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'ALRIGHT CUNTS?'

BBC News (UK)

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2 years

Beavers back in London after 400-year absence

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Here's an epic piece of Emu gold with Keith Chegwin from the opening of Rod Hull's 'This Is Your Life' from 1983. (We'll be covering the full episode from Wednesday for IFS subscribers)

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We are not responsible for the @UkPodcasting account - it is an independent body. However we have signed up to abide by its rulings and adjudications.

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Put this in the Museum of Snooker

Live Snooker

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Ronnie O’Sullivan made a 147 break faster than it took Mark Selby to play a single shot last year 🤯 #ilovesnooker

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If you’re a Boris Johnson fan, this probably isn’t the podcast for you. We’re the polar opposite of everything the gibbering heap of shit is and represents.

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Breaking News from the Leniverse: Monty Moores has been SACKED as assistant manager of Hammersmith United by his lifelong best mate Geoffrey Skate. Drama level: Shakespearean. More to follow...

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Sorry for lack of pod today. I (Sam) have had a major mic issue that may or may not have involved Millwall. Full inquiry underway. Should have your precious content tomorrow.

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Yes. Finally. We are ready. This is our time.

BBC Press Office

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5 years

Matt Baker will step down from #TheOneShow in Spring 2020:

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Full Lampard

The Athletic | Football

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Everton have made a formal complaint and asked for an apology to Frank Lampard and his players over Saturday's VAR decision in their 1-0 defeat by #MCFC . #EFC More from @Paddy_Boyland

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