#sunsun
au wherein shan (psh) wants to move on from his best friend and maru (ksn) proposes to be his rebound for the sake of breaking his no landi since birth record.
everything was going well and fun until maru catches himself falling.
i remember being scared that sunghoon would be discourage on learning english bc people make his learning butt of the jokes, but look at him???? JUSTLOOK AT HIM :( HE DID SO WELL
#sunsun
au wherein shan (psh) wants to move on from his best friend and maru (ksn) proposes to be his rebound for the sake of breaking his no landi since birth record.
everything was going well and fun until maru catches himself falling.
general surgeon alfonso (psh) befriending the child of newbie nurse in the pedia ward not knowing it was the aftermath of a drunken night four years ago.
"sinulatan nya yung bintana ng kotse ko using permanent marker."
"oh..."
"pink yung tinta."
"oh no???? doc sungit sorry-"
okay but what if sunghoon has a brat of a brother pero cute siya kaso magkaaway sila palagi kasi pinapahiya shea sa crush niya. tapos mas gusto niya kalaro yung academic rival niyang kapitbahay na si sunoo?
Maybe Jongdae doesnt care with the hates anymore, but rather, he's looking at the people who celebrates with him through thick and thin.
Antis can choke with the cake HAKHAK
After two years of not seeing each other, Chanyeol, who is already engaged, was surprised to see his bestfriend at his doorstep with a kid in his arms
"What is this?"
"Dont refer to him as this! He's your son, dumbass."
i remember a video analyzing how someone acts around someone they like. normally, when you like someone daw, you'd open up your body to the side where your person is. AHEM HOON
"Can you sleep now?"
"But Papa -"
"No. Papa is not around so Dada is the boss. Sleep or I'll bite off your ears."
"Video... call... Papa... then I sleep."
"Where did you learn to bargain???"
"Dada?"
"You're my son after all... so.. okay let's video call shortycakes."
"Are you really... Baekhyun... you know... the guy with the temper and thinks everyone is below him.."
"Yes. That Baekhyun. Thanks for letting me know how shitty I am-"
"What happened to you?"
"I got cursed by an ahjumma for being mean... I need to go back... help me."
It was 3am and Chanyeol decides to cook something when he hears gentle knocks on his door.
"Hi. Uhm." A pregnant man stands before him, fidgeting "I live downstairs and I couldn't help it.. can.. I have a little bit of what you're cooking... it smells really good."
Idol Baekhyun recently had a comeback. During his showcase, he was taken aback when a tiny voice from the crowd. "Papa!!!!"
It was his little girl, with his nonshowbiz husband who's always shy being infront of the camera. The have bouquets on their hands, cheering on him.
Alam ni Baekhyun na bakla sya at tanga na lang ang magtatanong pa.
Pero di niya alam na may ibabakla pa sya ng asarin sya ng pinakapogi sa klase nila
"Hoy." Tawag ni Chanyeol. "Cute mo naman. Halikan kita eh."
At syempre pabebe sya ng taon. "Su-subukan mo! tatampalin kita!"
baekbeau, the most unproblematic beauty/daily life vlogger gets mentioned in cyplays' (travel/music/gaming vlogger) recent vlog
"BB and I? We hang out and play games."
Their fans thought theyre two contrasting personalities. How did they managed to click w/ eo?
Chanyeol was kicked-out of his previous uni for breaking his classmate's face
Luckily, a university accepted him despite his record. Though he dislikes living in dorms, he doesnt have any choice
Everything was going good... until he found out something about his cute roomie
"Isang gabi lang" he says.
Pero umulit ng umulit ng umulit.
Ito yung routine ni Baekhyun bilang isang rebound.
Kapag hinihiwalayan si Chanyeol, siya yung pilit na bumubuo sa puso nito.
"Pambihira naman Chanyeol. Ako yung nagtyatyaga na ayusin ka, para ako yung mahalin mo."
intern stylist baekhyun watching how his senior work with the nation's boyfriend.
"that kid likes you a lot." the stylist whispers. "can you perhaps give him a signed album or something?"
"i'll give him something else." chanyeol catches the shorter's gaze and gave him a wink.
Chanyeol is part of a rock band and Baekhyun was dared to cross dress in a gig he and his friends decided to attend. The guitarist spots him and asked the bouncer to secretly give him a back stage pass.
"Dude I'm not a girl DONT EVEN TRY -"
"Who said I'm into girls?"
baekhyun thought he'd survive the mess with chanyeol
"i got bitten, baek."
the usual reaction should be to shoot the bitten dead, as the virus spreads quickly in the host.
but baekhyun drops his gun down, the same time as his tears start falling. "how can you do this to me."
Korea's National VolleybalL Team Ace and Captain, Park Chanyeol asking if they've seen a short reporter with thick rimmed glasses and oversized sweater
"Who are we searching for again?"
"His name is Baekhyun. Please find him."
"Baekhyun who?"
"My reported boyfriend."
"Eusebio(lhs) successfully takes the ball from Custodio (psh) in such a dangerous spot - these two has been known for their powerful duo play with Custodio known for his meticulous rebounds and Eusebio -"
wherein shan (psh) magically turns back into a kid and becomes a menace to his sweet boyfriend maru (ksn)
"ikaw? boyfren ko? pangit ikaw!"
"konti lang pasensya ko sa bata. halika. maligo ka maasim ka shanshan."
Chanyeol lets Baekhyun listen to his love songs.
Baekhyun likes to imagine that his bestfriend made it for him - that he was his muse and not their other friend, Nana.
"so... you will pretend to be my jowa diba?"
"as long as you pay me. need ko ng extra-"
"ok pero we should give limitations and such ㅡ"
"Maeve, di kita tatanggihan kung gusto mo ng kiss o kantot basta ikaw papasukan. Goods ako kahit ano."
"why are you so desperate sa money?"
How would his clingy brothers react if they knew he got himself a famous pianist boyfriend twice his age?
Baekhyun didn't want to alarm them as his relationship merely started from the benefitable sugar-daddy relationship that evolved into a more serious, long term one?
"How much to you love me?" Baekbeau asks as part of their preㅡwedding vlog.
"This... question... ah.. you want me to cry dont you?"
"I probably would be the first to cry here, Chanyeol. It's something I am afraid to ask."
Biikeu nung nalaman niya na kay Andres muna siya for the night kasi magrereview for thesis defense yung amo niya.
"Hoy Bopis. Bawal ka mag inarte. Tabi tayo tonight."
North Korean Prince Chanyeol visiting the South after the peace treaty. There he meets the flop rookie idol who managed to capture his stone cold heart.
"Marry me."
"Your highness... with all due respect. I still have a dating ban!"
Chanyeol didnt expect his pregnant husband to be the MC of his comeback showcase because Baekhyun refused when he asked him, reasoning that he doesnt look nice at all and he respected that. Baek has always been the insecure one.
"You think we'd miss this moment?! Nope! Noope!"
"Buntis ako, kuya."
"...."
"Hindi mo ba narinig? I'm pregnant."
"Narinig ko."
"Thank god hindi ka bingi."
"Thank god rin hindi ako ama niyan?"
"What --"
"Sorry pero di kita kilala?"
baekhyun is a huge fan of volleyball and his boyfriend is quite understanding of his addiction.. after all, he's dating the ace of korea's national team.
Getting a younger girlfriend is fun, they said. And a forty year old business man believed his friends.
The sex was fine, until his girlfriend started asking for it at any place, any time. The old man cant keep up.
"Baekhyun."
"Yes sir?"
"How do I break up with someone?"
chanyeol is an exorian prince and the last of his kind decides to do an emergency landing on Earth as he deemed it the safest place for him to copulate and multiply.
his ship lands on baekhyun's rooftop, a little recklessly."
"you need a what?"
"you. wife. babies. many."
Fashion designer Byun Baekhyun gets asked about his rumored boyfriend, the fashion terrorist Park Chanyeol "how do you deal with differences?"
"Our difference is benefitable. Whenever I look at him, it makes me inspired to do designs -"
"So it's true that you're dating-"
Chanyeol just moved into a new apartment building. all is good especially his talented pianist neighbor who kept on playing therapeutic music every night.
Chanyeol thought of giving him meat with the help of the landlord
"Impossible. That room... is unoccupied for years now."
Andres nagising na walang Ikeu na katabi, just his Biikeu curled against him.
"Baho mo, Bacon." sabay kuya sa tulog na tulog na biik ni Jake at niyakap ito sa dibdib niya. "San amo mo? Hindi ba niya alam na dapat may morning kisses tayo?"
i spent 4 years in masscom, i know how hard it is to take a shot like this unless you are talented af to balance the framing. its not an easy thing to do? for real, some people would take x test shot to get the right angle but photographer sunghoon easily captured this moment
"Baek?"
"yes baby?"
"why do I have to do this beauty routine with you?"
"because our baby wants you to spend time with me."
"but our baby is just four weeks old. he's just a pea -"
"how dare you call him like that! quiet you."
"I have a game to finish -"
"Prioritize me!"
bbhl akgaes want baekhyun to stop mentioning chanyeol and chen BUT LOOK AT HIM... hyping his friends up... mentioning them in interviews... lol. i hope akgaes have a very bad day.
"wait for me to come home"
baekhyun said that to chanyeol when he flew to states to study.
and chanyeol did wait for him.
for ten years, he waited.
then another five.
until he got fed up.
he's not surprised when he heard baek is engaged.
"i wasnt his home afterall."
He was on the TV. The guy Baekhyun has been searching for two months after their steamy drunken night sex.
"Baek. Eat."
"Mom.. that guy... that guy is my baby's daddy."
"Your little sister said that too. Apparently, his 4M fans are married to him. What a fickle guy."
Ang nakakatampo. Mas kita yung suporta nyo sa collab artist kesa sa sn erasure na nangyayari. Hindi siya dapat competition kung sino yung mas ginagago ng belift pero tangina nakakasama ng loob sa fandom na to
Royal baby Chanhyun is as cute and troublesome as his crown prince daddy.
"Can we take this home?"
"We cant baby. Baekhyunnie wouldnt be pleased. We dont even know what it is!"
"pwease daddy??"
Chanyeol wants to cry. He cant say no to his child. "We made you too cute."
Baekhyun's younger brother has always been protective over him.
When someone from his team confessed to his lovely little brother, he couldnt stay still.
"Se, Chan is just giving me flowers.."
"And you might be allergic to it hyung. Let me inspect -"
"Slept well, Baekhyun?"
"Mr. Park, we're at the office."
"I asked a simple question"
Secretary Byun tried to hide his smile from the employees passing them by. Chanyeol's too close
"Your bed hair is cute." his boss whispers. "see you at home?"
"I don't have a choice, right?"