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Updates regarding Toto Wolff’s comments on reigning Formula One World Champion Max Verstappen. (satire)

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🚨Toto on the scrutiny around Max’s sim racing: 🗣️ “Maybe they’re just not giving him a good bed. So he doesn’t want to sleep. Max if you’re listening I will buy you the most expensive bed. I’ll even let you stay in my basement.”
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🚨Sources heard Toto speaking to Max over FaceTime after the race: 🗣️ “Yes Max, don’t worry. I took the weight off the car myself. George will definitely get disqualified and you will be P4. I’ll do anything for you.”
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🚨Toto has reportedly instructed Mercedes team members to park in Max’s spot. 🗣️ “If we steal his spot, he will have no choice but to come and talk to me. He can’t run away from me forever.” He said allegedly, with an evil laugh.
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🚨 Toto on rumours regarding Max having an existing contract with Mercedes: 🗣️ “It is not a rumour. I have been carrying around 5 copies of the contract everywhere since 2021. To the GPs, to holidays, to the bathroom. I’m just waiting for him to sign. I’ve even got a pen ready.”
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🚨Toto on Max’s late-night sim racing: 🗣️ “I think it is very good. He is essentially practicing without being paid and that saves money for other things. Max, we are planning on building a sim room just for iRacing at Brackley. Let’s make Mercedes great again.” @Planet_F1
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🚨 Toto on the global Crowdstrike outages 🗣️“It has impacted our team but we are getting back on track. In fact my own text messages aren’t sending - I cannot even see Max’s social media profiles anymore. It’s a shame.” Other sources overheard Max saying that he’d blocked Toto.
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🚨Toto has reportedly been in talks with Checo to join Mercedes: 🗣️ “As a driver? Oh absolutely not. We wouldn’t endanger our car like that. The plan is to use him as bait to lure Max because Max seems to be in love with him. And I’ll do anything for the man I love.” #AMuS
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🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Max Verstappen was seen unblocking Toto Wolff’s phone number after today’s race. #AMuS
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“you came?” “you’re literally at my front door”
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@LECLAND_
Zar¹⁶🎸
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bring back the ‘you came?’ -‘you called’ f1 trend
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🚨Mercedes has reportedly removed all upgrade parts, reverting to older specs: 🗣️  “Actually we found that the parts worked really well, so I told the team to remove them all and give them to Red Bull so they could put them on Max’s car. He has to get pole.” said Toto to Sky F1.
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is this identity theft
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. @Max33Verstappen if you don’t call toto up the second you get out of the car i swear to GOD
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🚨Toto reacts 🚨 "I understand that, without my knowledge and agreement, sources have shared early this afternoon that Max Verstappen is not an option for us next year. This is false and I will not be giving up on bringing my baby boy home anytime soon.” #AMuS
@RBR_Daily
RBR Daily
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🚨 At Mercedes its known that Max Verstappen is not an option for the team in 2025, now confirmed by multiple sources. [ @ErikvHaren ]
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🚨Toto on Lewis’ 104th win: 🗣️ “Now we can prove to Max that he can win with us!” @SkySportsF1
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🚨Toto has reportedly bribed Horner to keep Perez at Red Bull: 🗣️ “The worse we make the Red Bull environment for Max, the faster he will come to Mercedes.” #AMuS
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🚨Rumour has it Max FaceTimed Toto right after the race to discuss his 2025 drive with Mercedes.
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🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨 🗣️ Sources say Toto Wolff is considering signing Nico Hulkenberg after his positive comments on Max Verstappen. “Good boys deserve to be rewarded.” Toto reportedly said to an anonymous source. #AMuS
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🚨Toto Wolff on drivers siding with Max in reference to his Austria collision: 🗣️ “Oh did they? I wasn’t paying attention.” Alex Albon happened to walk past during the interview, and Toto handed him £20 and whispered “Good job on defending Max. Buy yourself something pretty.”
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ah, and max before the race also mentioned to the team that undercuts could be really strong on this track. and he said they “totally didn’t respond to him.”
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@SCUDERIAFEMBOY toto’s bed is in his basement.
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🚨Toto to OE24 on his 2025 lineup: 🗣️“Max is the strongest driver in the best car at the moment. That’s why I have always left the door open for him. The hospitality door, the garage door, my car door, my house door, my cat door, my backdoor, if you get what I mean.” He smirked.
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🚨Toto Wolff has reportedly made a request to Laurent Mekies, RB Team Principal: 🗣️ “I need you to give Daniel new engine components as well. We need to reduce obstacles in Max’s path so he can win again and remember his talent.” Toto whispered to Mekies, handing him 50 Euros.
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i basically predicted this
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@verstappenews
Verstappen News
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Toto Wolff talking about the 2nd Merc seat: 🗣️ "At the moment, my first option is Kimi" "An alternative scenario is ofcourse Verstappen, but atm that doesn't seem realistic" "I will continue to observe the market. I am not sure how things will evolve further at Red Bull"
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you can’t make this sh*t up…
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🚨Toto on Lewis’ 104th win: 🗣️ “Now we can prove to Max that he can win with us!” @SkySportsF1
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🚨Toto on the Mercedes front row lockout: 🗣️ “We’re very happy with it. Of course I would have loved to do it with Max but I guess I will settle for George in P1. But Max if you’re listening I will let you sit in George’s car and race tomorrow from P1 if you want. Hit me up.”
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🚨Toto in response to a fan’s sign seen during today’s fanstage: 🗣️“Fake news. This is FAKE. NEWS. They will be hearing from my lawyers.” He was also overheard yelling phrases such as “This is rigged!” and “I demand a recount!” while pacing up and down the paddock. #Autosport
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🗣️🚨Toto shared his thoughts on the Aramco Race Rankings: “I think they are b*llshit. They are an inaccurate measure of a driver’s ability, race pace and skill. How can they give Max a 6? He will always be a 10 in my heart.” Toto was not asked about any driver in particular.
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Images of Toto Wolff’s basement have been leaked. Updates to follow. @Planet_F1
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🚨Toto on how the race win will affect Mercedes moving forward: 🗣️ “It doesn’t influence our thinking. It has just confirmed my belief. If Lewis can win in our car then Max definitely can! I looked at Max’s onboard, he was watching our car all race long. He wants us.” @PlanetF1
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. @Max33Verstappen pick up toto’s phone calls i beg
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🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨 Max Verstappen will be leaving Red Bull to join Mercedes in 2025! 🗣️ “I think it is about time to make a change. And of course, to see how much Toto wants me in the media is very flattering so I decided to see what he can offer me.” said Max to Sky F1.
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someone tell toto it worked
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🚨Mercedes has reportedly removed all upgrade parts, reverting to older specs: 🗣️  “Actually we found that the parts worked really well, so I told the team to remove them all and give them to Red Bull so they could put them on Max’s car. He has to get pole.” said Toto to Sky F1.
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🚨Toto has challenged Vasseur to a Boxing Match: 🗣️ “Fred, I thought we were very good friends. I thought you would respect that I am the only Team Principal worthy of Max. Yet you still went and talked about him like he was yours. Let’s settle this like men.” @Motorsport
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🚨Toto, on the frontrunners for the second Mercedes seat, to Sky Italy: 🗣️“Sainz: 33.3%, Antonelli: 33.3%, Verstappen: 33.3%. Unless Max wants it. Then it’s 100% his. Why? Did he say anything to you? Did he say he wants it? DOES HE?!” Sources say he began foaming at the mouth.
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toto wolff when max verstappen
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🚨Toto on Max challenging for the race win today: 🗣️ “Obviously Max will be alone, that will make it quite hard for him. But no worries, I told Lewis and George to help him win. There’s only one thing more important than winning your home race; helping Max win your home race.”
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🚨TOTO RESPONDS TO LEAKED IMAGES🚨 🗣️”Obviously, these images were never meant to be seen by anyone. Well, anyone except Max. It pains me that someone would expose our relationship and my love for Max to make a profit. I’m sure he feels the same.” Max declined to comment.
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Images of Toto Wolff’s basement have been leaked. Updates to follow. @Planet_F1
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🗣️🚨Toto was asked about signing Carlos Sainz for 2025. "I would have liked to choose Sainz because he is very underrated and works hard, but we have already spent the budget for a 2nd driver on “Max Verstappen Mercedes World Champion” merchandise so we cannot pay him." #AMuS
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am i supposed to rebrand to “did fred talk about max today”?
@verstappenews
Verstappen News
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Vasseur defends Max over Hamilton's comments regarding him not behaving like a world champion in Hungary: 🗣️ "I'm sorry, but I can't agree with Lewis on this one, I don't know if you always have to be politically correct. Ultimately, we must not forget that this is the only
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i can’t even make a joke about toto saying something about max, lewis 1000% deserved that win
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🚨 Toto on Mercedes’ form at Silverstone: 🗣️ “Max had a lot of opportunities to see our progress during the race. He was staring at the rear of our car the whole time and I know he liked what he saw. He wants to be in her so badly.” @MotorsportWeek
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🚨 Toto has criticised other team principals for being "one-dimensional" and has called for more objectivity after Max’s Austria clash. 🗣️ “Max is not a one-dimensional person. His itty bitty waist might make it seem like that but he deserves better judgement from other teams.”
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🚨🗣️Toto on the special Red Bull livery for the Silverstone Grand Prix: “I think it is lazy. If we had Max at Mercedes we would do a special livery for him at every race. We would even make our car look like the Red Bull if it meant he would drive for us.”
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🚨🗣️Toto, when asked his thoughts on the collision between Norris and Verstappen: “I get it. I’d want to bang Max too. With all the tension, build up and playing hard to get, I would love to collide swords with Max, if you get what I mean.” He says, with a wink.
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about to get some banger toto quotes out of this one…
@F1MercHub
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🚨| It has been widely reported that Adrian Newey has visited the Aston Martin and potentially Mercedes facilities in Brackley. Ferrari appear out of the running to sign Adrian Newy. [ @FormulaPassion ]
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ironically i think all of toto’s pining may actually end up working if red bull keeps dropping these stinkers
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can toto take perez instead…
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if this account becomes more unhinged than it already is, blame j*s
@Sub2seconds
V3RSTAPPEN Enjoyer
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@Aperta Jos is the mastermind. Jos has been persuaded by Toto, which is why Toto keeps making these statements about Max. However, Max and his manager Ray remain unconvinced. We need to wait and see how well Mercedes performs as this season progresses; it's still too early to judge.
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toto needed a break from the pining over the summer
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toto’s coming for my jawb….
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🚨🗣️ Toto, when asked whether he would put his hand in the fire that Max will drive for Red Bull in 2025: "I would put my hand in the fire that Max will drive F1 next year. And my toes, legs, arms, head, little finger. And my first born.”
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if that does happen i’m afraid this may actually become a real update account 😭
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Nico’s comments (via @Aperta ):
@Aperta
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"Max is the fastest driver we've had in decades" - Nico Hulkenberg
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wait maybe i can 😭
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i did warn y’all
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if this account becomes more unhinged than it already is, blame j*s
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@TeamRedlineSim @Max33Verstappen @Actrollvision @Chris_Lulham_20 @diogoc_pinto toto said he would be watching i can confirm he told me himself 👍🏻
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Fred’s comments via @verstappenews
@verstappenews
Verstappen News
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Vasseur defends Max over Hamilton's comments regarding him not behaving like a world champion in Hungary: 🗣️ "I'm sorry, but I can't agree with Lewis on this one, I don't know if you always have to be politically correct. Ultimately, we must not forget that this is the only
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@33wilding if toto wolff is the verstappie in question then valid. i am simply just the messenger
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Poster via @formuLau16
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@willowcooki @verstappenews he makes it so easy for me i don’t even have to think
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