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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

4 months

big night for carbs

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

18 days

tell me you don’t know shit about hockey without telling me you don’t know shit about hockey

Hoops

@HoopMixOnly

19 days

The GOAT of Every Sports 💯🔥

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

this is incredibly sweet but I cannot get over how small he is next to them on skates lol

Boston Bruins

@NHLBruins

2 months

Do it for The Cap.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

6 months

nhl teams: player is on leave. absolutely no reasons. *order for 2018 wjc players to surrender in canada* swiss team: this bitch is on leave. to go to CANADA.

Elliotte Friedman

@FriedgeHNIC

6 months

Per his Swiss League team, Alex Formenton is granted leave and returning to Canada

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

8 months

that man will either have a goalie fight or a goalie goal by the end of the season, mark my words.

Conor Ryan

@ConorRyan_93

8 months

Jeremy Swayman vs. Sam Montembeault?

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

4 months

you cannot convince me this wasn’t intentional. hats off to brad lol

Boston Bruins

@NHLBruins

4 months

Just making @patmaroon feel welcome.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

8 months

it’s ok to be relieved it wasn’t your team, but it’s unfortunate he’s back in the league at all. do better, detroit and the nhl.

B/R Open Ice

@BR_OpenIce

8 months

🚨 TO DETROIT 🚨 According to multiple reports, Patrick Kane is signing with the Red Wings

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

4 months

fyi, he’s actually THAT bitch

resting mitch face

@34sixteen

4 months

jeremy swayman you're a bitch

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

23 days

they better be giving swayman the fattest check in the league to fill the hug shaped hole in his heart

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

hi mr maroon. the ratty cat with the chew toy just fought your star player, please take this into account at 7pm on friday.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 years

you absolutely love to see it

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

literally all of the bruins biggest opps, biz, pk subban, AND steve fucking dangle, have come to our defense here. what is this league doing.

alicia

@LeeshaMae31

2 months

Imagine how wrong you have to be for Steve Dangle to defend the Boston Bruins

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

this may be one of, if not the, clearest goalie interference I’ve ever seen. there is no way any player or even active fan seeing this legitimately expects it to stand I’m sorry lol

B/R Open Ice

@BR_OpenIce

2 months

PWHL Minnesota believed they had just won the first Walter Cup, but the goal was overturned for goaltender interference 😳 (via @Buccigross )

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

the man deserved to retire a bruin.

The Penalty Box

@penaltyboxpodd

2 months

show us the player you miss the most🥺

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

3 months

bought some cowboy boots do you guys like them🤭

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

7 months

joe biden what is your plan to get these kings out of this elevator??

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

if there is hockey to be played, this man will be playing lmao

Amalie Benjamin

@AmalieBenjamin

2 months

David Pastrnak is going to play for Czechia at worlds. He leaves tonight.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

can someone tell espn crew is not carlo’s first kid please

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

aka the bruins will now be penalized for breathing while the panthers will continue to literally strangle ppl lol

Darren Dreger

@DarrenDreger

2 months

Game 3 tonight between Florida and Boston. Game 2 certainly had a nasty tone to it amplified by the Pastrnak/Tkachuk scrap. Both clubs have been told by the NHL this series will be heavily scrutinized moving forward.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

6 months

@molfully @mikazibanejads I understand not knowing what to do or fully comprehending it in the moment BUT this guy has had the ability to say something for six years now and didn’t. once reports it was nonconsensual became public and he didn’t speak up he became complicit.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

tuukka would like a word.

Michael Hurley

@michaelFhurley

2 months

Stopping play here with the Bruins on the attack to see if Bobrovsky is ok after making a shoulder save …

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

9 months

hi connor the bruins can offer you $10, a bag of chips, an existing defense, and two walls in net, what do you say?

BREAKING NEWS BRITISH COLUMBIA

@PRiMETIMESNOOP_

9 months

#BREAKING : Connor McDavid has been extremely frustrated & upset with the direction of the Oilers. We spoke with a player on the team, He wished to remain anonymous. "It's end of days for Connor, unless something changes drastically. He's not gonna wait." #FreeMcdavid ✊

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

3 months

what a DICK move. don’t commentate if you can’t have respect for teams traditions.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

6 months

the wave is on its 5 round around the garden lmao

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

3 months

if they let biz be on a national network I’m pretty sure it’s ok for a boston guy to be on the new england sports network…

Mitch Gallo

@MitchyGallo

3 months

Terrible unprofessional broadcaster who could only be appreciated in Boston.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

1 year

if espn didn’t get it dw I did

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

3 months

THATS A SEASON SWEEP ON FLORIDA LETS FUCKING GOOO

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

1 year

patrice bergeron playing tonight against the panthers

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

hey sweeney, please don’t let this be a poor investment🫶🏻

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

4 months

look if you don’t put david pastrnak in it after this it shouldn’t happen

B/R Open Ice

@BR_OpenIce

4 months

With news of a “Happy Gilmore” sequel in the works, we’ve got some ideas for casting ⛳️🎬

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

if I don’t see this on a duck boat through downtown boston in the next few years…bruins make it happen

B/R Open Ice

@BR_OpenIce

2 months

David Pastrnak celebrating with his wife and kid on stage may be the best thing you see today 🔥 (via @czehockey )

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

not my bf yelling shoot it when sway had the puck😭

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

6 months

GRAPE MAN ON THE POSTER!!!

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

18 days

you will be missed dearly in boston @jakub_lauko thank you for everything! minnesota you better treat this king right

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

4 months

I mean…

Boston Bruins

@NHLBruins

4 months

Show us your favorite frames 📸

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

if tkachuk had taken a hit like this whoever did it would have been escorted out in handcuffs and tnt wouldn’t have talked about another thing the rest of the night. I hate this joke of a league.

Bradley

@BradIey98

2 months

It truly is crazy how Bennett does throw that fist/butt end into Marchand’s head here. I can’t believe TNT didn’t pick up on this. I know it would’ve been headline central if roles were reversed

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

boston sports teams to win championships.

Alexius

@Alexius_sc2

2 months

Women only want one thing and it starts with B

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

a bruins win in game 5

Anna Dua

@AnnaNoelleDua

2 months

I dare you to name one thing better than a Maple Leafs vs. Bruins Game 7 on a Saturday night, you can’t

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

1 month

everyone shocked about this did not watch what happened in the first round last year this is nothing new from that team I fear

Sportsnet

@Sportsnet

1 month

Uh,

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

9 months

they did it for poitras

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

9 months

I feel like his ridiculous sayings are just what happens when you’re that excited but can’t swear lmao

B/R Open Ice

@BR_OpenIce

9 months

Gotta hear the call by Jack Edwards on the Bruins' OT winner 🤣🔊

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

1 year

my new most prized possession

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

WHO ELSE HAS A KID AND A PLAYOFF GOAL IN THE SAME DAY???

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

4 months

rip darla forbort🫶🏻you will be missed by thousands of fans, and forever and always be a bruins icon💛🖤

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

4 months

it’s completely reasonable to be upset and disappointed. the goalie hug has become an important joyful tradition for fans, and even become a league wide phenomenon. it can feel rude and show a lack of care on part of major networks to not take the extra 15 seconds to show it.

Mark Allred

@BlackAndGold277

4 months

I get folks love the goalie hug that #NHLBruins Linus Ullmark and Jeremy Swayman do after every win, but is it necessary to freak the fook out when a network outside of Boston doesn’t show the end of game activity?

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

23 days

thank you for everything @Icebeardude I hope you loved your time in boston as much as we all love you. all of the biggest hugs and best luck to you💛🖤

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

1 year

@ every man who wears a black tux to the met gala, take notes.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

3 months

ok if you guys insist

Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

3 months

VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION: do I wear my cowboy boots to game 2 tomorrow

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

6 months

@heinenxforbort it’s ok sway is used to playing without it

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

9 months

this is my roman empire.

Meesh

@Meeshenplace

9 months

Since we’re making all sorts of lists for the centennial… This truly was a top 5 hottest goalie moment in Bruins history.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

how tf do the bruins already play again today, like that wasn’t enough rest for me since saturday idk how they’re supposed to do this

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

I’m so happy. I can’t explain it. no apologies for screaming.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

1 year

none of these, but another, more correct option…

NHL

@NHL

1 year

Who has your Norris Trophy vote? 🏆 Read more ➡️

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

16 days

it’s ok to acknowledge that lindholm and zadorov got overpaid given our needs, while also acknowledging they will likely be good additions to this team!

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

5 months

double vodka lemonade and I are cautiously optimistic for this bruins matinee

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

9 months

I need these announcer to just try to mask their dislike for the bruins just a TINY bit. give me like even a 10% effort attempt at neutrality.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

1 year

end the vezina race now he’s already won

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

1 month

double jokes on them, the rest of the USA is rooting for the canadian team

Greg Wyshynski

@wyshynski

1 month

Panthers fans with a "U-S-A" chant as their Russian goalie stonewalls the Canadian team.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

9 months

just here to boo matthew tkachuk

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

5 months

ok lemme just leave my keys, wallet, advil, zyrtec, portable battery, hand sanitizer, extra contacts, birth control, lip balm, hair ties, and sunglasses at home, because the only thing that fits in my pocket is my phone. oh and fuck taking a game day poster home too!

TD Garden

@tdgarden

5 months

UPDATE: Effective Feb. 17, new @EvolvTechnology security screening will be implemented at TD Garden. To ensure a swifter entry process, we strongly discourage guests from bringing bags. Bags larger than 6” x4” x 1.5” will not be permitted. 📰:

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

and we now welcome aerin frankel to the tortured goalies department

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

1 year

him.

Spittin' Chiclets

@spittinchiclets

1 year

Who had the best goal this season?

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

9 months

BRUINS BEAT THE PANTHERS IN OT WITH ME IN THE BUILDING IM SCREAMING

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

5 months

clearly I picked the right day to wear my coyle jersey

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

1 year

hi @NHLBruins please play this in the locker room before the boys take the ice tomorrow k thx

Sportsnet

@Sportsnet

1 year

“WE WANT FLORIDA!” chants in Toronto right now 🤭

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

5 months

look. I am the LAST person to say the bruins need to be super rough all the time, BUT, the rest of the league is catching on to the fact that they can go after our star player with no consequences, and that shouldn’t be happening. that’s all.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

5 months

I did it everyone please clap for me rn

Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

5 months

can you all tell me I should go to the gym tomorrow so I really do it for real

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

8 months

have the bruins tried turning themselves off and back on again

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

and it’s now mine.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

3 months

bitch please get the fuck away from my team you’re not welcome here

BarDown

@BarDown

3 months

Looks like @jpolly22 has already found a new bandwagon to hop on 😅

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

number one.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

1 year

hmm 🤨

Elliotte Friedman

@FriedgeHNIC

1 year

Your 2023 Norris Finalists, as voted by the @ThePHWA , are Fox (NYR), Karlsson (SJ) and Makar (COL).

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

1 year

DAVID FUCKING PASTRNAK WHAT DO YOU KNOW TELL US RIGHT NOW

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

29 days

this is about to be so many phone wallpapers

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

6 months

I’m so excited to announce I’ll be part of the new PSF NHL Mediacaster team! Join me on the app this season for some fun live chats and commentary during games!

Pro Sports Fans

@PSF_App

6 months

Excited to announce @SzymanskiHannah is the newest mediacaster to be added to the #PSF network! Join Hannah during Bruins watch parties and weekly shows throughout the remainder of the season! She will be live on the @PSF_App for all the action! #NHLBruins Link to app:

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

9 months

THEY ACKNOWLEDGED A ROOKIE BESIDES BEDARD WE’VE PRAYED FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

9 months

Matthew Poitras' first two careeer NHL goals give Boston the lead 😳

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

3 months

gonna be so real mr. dangle if you haven’t heard of johnny mf beecher that is on YOU sir. we have been going to the beech beech all season.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

number one.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

5 months

back at it with double vodka lemonade

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

4 months

sweeney better be cooking something like gordon fucking ramsay rn with how quiet he’s being

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

I have never and will never say this again about any other man in existence, but someone please get jack edwards a podcast. immediately.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

8 months

plz fight someone/score a goal tonight @JeremySwayman

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

3 months

WE BACK.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

6 months

@OTCellyy they keep passing up the most charismatic players for saltine crackers😭

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

1 year

UPDATE: I HAVE DONE IT. I WILL BE IN THE GARDEN TOMORROW NIGHT.

Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

1 year

bruins really got me wanting to drop a few hundred dollars I don’t have to get in the garden on wednesday hahahahaha

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

8 months

WHOOOOO HUGS ARE BACK

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

this was the haul from last night lmao

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

starting early today mfs

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

1 year

the GASP I just let out when linus dropped the gloves???

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

3 months

who likes my haircut💇🏼‍♀️💇🏼‍♀️(bc I dooo)

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

1 year

took literally almost two months but it’s finally here!!!

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

4 months

don’t worry Pat, we’ll love you if you’re in the spoked b. however, the rest of the league’s hate for you will likely grow lol

Ty Anderson

@_TyAnderson

4 months

Maroon: “I feel like I’m hated here. But I’ve heard nothing but good things about this locker room. There’s been a lot of chirps and fighting with these guys over the years, but it’s gonna be good to be on the other side of it.”

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

3 months

last one!!

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

last thing, thank you to our bruins reporters. to @_TyAnderson for always calling out the bs, @smclaughlin9 for always answering our questions, and @ConorRyan_93 for always giving us a goalie hug when national networks don’t. and to many many more, we love and appreciate you🫶🏻

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

1 year

td garden has successfully started a wave that lived a good minute or two. credit to section 323 lol

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

OH MY GOD @NHL do you know how fucking wrong something has to be for this man to side with the bruins. get some brains guys.

P.K. Subban

@PKSubban1

2 months

It’s hard for me to say that’s a good call 🤷🏿‍♂️… I just can’t wrap my head around it #panthers #bruins

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

1 year

they’re a package deal take it or leave it.

off szn Buzzie🐝 fruit cup:)

@buzztonbruins

1 year

linus ullmark and jeremy swayman need to sign equally as long contracts where they are together for years and they end at the same time

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

2 months

why are we still on this “he’s brad marchand, he has done worse so he deserved it and it’s ok” bullshit? it doesn’t matter, I don’t give a fuck who’s on the receiving end. could be brad, patrice, even fucking tkachuk. it’s a punch to the head, it’s dirty, and not ok.

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

1 month

I’ve been peer pressured (I hate beer lmao)

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Hannah Szymanski

@SzymanskiHannah

8 months

love that no one gives a fuck about losing because jeremy swayman is HIM.

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