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10 months

Unhinged book thread: Bestie and I are reading a random, unhinged book a month… or every other month. And texting weekly favorite quotes. I’ll be keeping a thread here with the book summary. I hope you all enjoy.

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6 years

@MimosasandSleep Also $5? That's it?

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@MadrasAndPearls @MimosasandSleep Like at that point it's worth spilling food on you and bringing you the wrong soda.

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@mygrandmacarmen @sloinoh @Rosewiththorns6 I ordered a black coffee yesterday and nobody, and I mean nobody, did or said anything different than when I order a latte.

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6 years

@TomRowlsy @casempire @dbrewer8318 @ericmangun @Gillette Narrator: he was not a decent man.

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5 years

@bristy_xd @stevelovebot @darkkswift Wow she’s terrible .....

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6 years

@Crimson_Smiles @CriminelleLaw This entire thought process makes no sense to me. Lawyers think. Nurses think. Teachers think. He should have said a weekend admin in a real estate office (no offense that is just the most boring job I've ever had)

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3 years

@dremilyportermd @ECritty The OPTICS?!? What is she a senator??? Goodness gracious. She shouldn’t have to inconvenience herself because they made a mistake. Chill.

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6 months

@anactualwalnut Just call it 21+ instead of child free. It’s the sentiment behind the verbiage used that bugs me.

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6 years

@LorcaDamon @benkling @introvertgay They were going to be there either way..... doing something. It shouldn't cost extra that you didn't die on the table.

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5 years

@MythicalFailure @mitchysuch I got food poisonjng from an extremely nice restaurant....... it happens.

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7 months

What’s it called when you bring up something super minor to your partner in a really calm way with no accusations being thrown around and they turn it back on you and start bringing up all of the times you weren’t perfect?

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4 years

@Fash_Potatoes @angryblackthot @MonstrostyDaG It was a peaceful protest you nitwit.

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5 months

@dog_rates Good boy said “I’m supposed to get the aggressor! It’s obvious who that is!”

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6 years

We bought a house?!?

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5 years

@QuixoticTask @shesinscrubs From the career*

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4 years

Baby boy arrived this morning! 8lbs 8oz and 20 inches long. Born mostly unmedicated after about an hour and a half of hard pushing. Still undecided on a name but so happy and healthy!! We will share pictures later 💕

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5 years

Ruby has an exciting announcement!

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4 years

Biden closing his eyes every time he gets interrupted is a mood.

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6 years

@ugly_socks @sarinakmri @BayAreaPsyNTist That when you're in a religious building you adhere to their clothing requirements out of respect. Otherwise, you can view it from the outside.

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2 years

@__kingkittyy @_margopolo @BIGHEADBase @lovedoveclarke

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3 years

@LupusAstartis @joerut @doscadenasx Also if new dads were met with the same expectations as new moms are.

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5 years

I mean..... why are we giving people who drive for a living beer.....????

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6 years

@kayimlegit @CassidyRRoss You're like

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6 years

Good morning 👰🏼

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4 years

We had a mini shower today and it was pretty perfect 💕

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6 years

Well, we got married yesterday and I think my wedding was the best wedding I'd ever been to.

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4 years

Felt cute at 35 weeks. Probably won’t remember to delete later 😂

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5 years

I GOT THE JOB YOU GUYS

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7 years

I wonder if the people that abandon their dogs ever see the videos of their dog being rescued and nursed back to health and feel like the worst piece of garbage?

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5 months

Our little sour patch kid is growing!

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5 months

A prank is: “hey that small cup of milk in the fridge was creamer, right?” “Huh? No that’s my breast milk. Oh no, you didn’t put that in the coffee???” “Oh shoot…. Just kidding. No I didn’t. I had you going for a second though.” THAT IS A PRANK. This is psychological abuse.

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Bro is psychotic and I would worry for my child if I were her

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6 years

@Stephan_HJ @idaydayyy @jarbasfaria @treymoses32 The girl's cousin spoke out and she said that she was feeling emotional and just needed a moment to herself..... oh wait. That's EXACTLY what she said.

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4 years

@vii_ii_mmxix @nanacate17 Serious answer: all babies should be vaccinated because breastmilk doesn’t fend off preventable diseases.

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4 years

Tomorrow I am celebrating me. For the last three months I did all night wakings by myself. Even when he’d wake up 5+ times it was all me. So tomorrow, I am drinking champagne in the tub and raising a glass to MYSELF.

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5 months

Micah doesn’t know I’m pregnant but regularly announces that when I have a baby it’ll be a sister, or I will have a baby soon etc. Last night he said “I want to name the baby in your tummy Juney” and I was like… huh????? It’s so random and so cute. But also freaks me out.

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5 years

Why are they dressed like they live in a poor mining town during the depression?

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2 years

Ready for this rehearsal ♥️

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2 years

@NightSkinGirl88 @RNingScissors @CatDocMD Often people will remove a couple so that if someone is needing to use a sticker they won’t feel alone in using the sticker.

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4 years

I’m just here to stir the pot.

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5 years

I am measuring at 14 weeks so, hello second trimester!!! Baby is super healthy and was moving around lots!

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4 years

Welcome to the world Micah Jay 💕

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5 years

I JUST HAD A POSITIVE OVULATION TEST FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!!! This is exciting because I thought my body wasn’t ovulating. I also had five months without a period so it was all very confusing.

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6 years

This puppo is flying from Texas to Washington on Saturday. Because we are adopting a puppy. This puppy. This sweet girl is about to be our sweet girl 😭

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8 years

My desire to be skinny is heavily outweighed by my desires for brownies, pizza and wine.

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6 years

@CatDAddY_fym @AmaroEmmy @aqua_womannn Black widow isn't supposed to be Asian.......?

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4 years

The One Where I Was Quarantined 💕

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6 years

Yeah I loved my dress last night

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4 years

Well y’all, I am 2cm dilated and 90% effaced. My midwife says I’m totally ready and she thinks my induction will go super smoothly and maybe even quickly. So that is super exciting!

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6 months

MY HCG LEVELS ~ DOUBLED in 48 HOURS 😭😭😭😭

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8 years

@Countrymiss_4 @TexasClasshole ohhhh so you lost weight so now you can be a total asshole. I got you.

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6 years

I got the job! Just waiting for them to come back with a higher offer 💁🏼

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5 years

@Bpereztalks @glamhilt @kfertranslation If you’re only giving a two dollar tip you also shouldn’t be ordering...

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5 years

Before. After.

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10 months

NOTHING ABNORMAL WITH MY BIOPSY. 🙏🏼🙌🏻

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4 years

MY CAR SAGA HAS ENDED!!! After a YEAR. The shop that fixed my car in 2016 finally totaled my car and it is settled. Offer in December: $9,000 Offer last week: $16,000 Offer accepted today: $19,800

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5 years

Oh my gosh you guys. I just told one of my best friends I’m pregnant and we have THE SAME DUE DATE!!!

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3 years

You ever put clothes on your kid and realize they’re too small but they hate getting dressed so it’s not worth the fight to put on clothes that aren’t a crop top? … or… 😂

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4 years

One of my best friends is finally getting married (postponed 3 times). Her wedding looks very different from the original one she planned. But it will still be filled with love and so much joy. And uh.... I like my dress 😂

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1 year

Happy birthday baby boy ♥️

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1 year

After FOUR childcare places told me they didn’t have openings and a long waitlist someone called me back and said they just had someone put in their notice and they’d bump him to the top because I sounded so nice and desperate 😂

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3 years

The “it’s not fall” and “let me pretend it’s fall” arguments have begun. Get your pumpkin shit out. Wait until later. LET PEOPLE ENJOY STUFF. And on that note, pull out your Christmas tree if you want. Not my house. Why would I care?

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4 years

Ruby’s growth is not cancer!! It should go away on its own in a couple of months. 💕

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7 years

I swear, street tacos are so popular now that restaurants think they can charge $6 for a single taco. Unless you had to fly your abuela in to make that tortillas, that's robbery.

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5 months

Been rocking the “is she bloated or is she pregnant” all weekend.

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6 years

{{finally}} got my wedding photos. I love this one the most I think. Mostly my arms look really good.

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2 years

@thecmac @avonairik What’s the point of bragging about your back bacon if you’re just going to cook it until it tastes like charcoal anyway?

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6 years

A guy walked up to me at the train station and looked like he was going to ask for directions. Instead he says "I see you're married but I just wanted to say that you are stunningly beautiful" and then walked away. That's how you do it, incase #NotAllMen was wondering...

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4 years

I hit my pre-pregnancy weight the other day and just felt really disappointed at first because my body doesn’t look like I hit my pre-pregnancy weight. Anyway, I’m still proud of what this body did so I’m sharing it 🤷🏼‍♀️

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7 years

Beyoncé wrote about struggles in her marriage. Taylor wrote about petty fights with celebrities 🤷🏼‍♀️

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5 years

I decided to put Ruby’s toys in this basket on the floor yesterday. Most of the toys are still in the basket..... and so is Ruby.

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6 years

@TravBot @SheRatesDogs Gotta read the very last message.

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6 years

I get married tomorrow?!?!?

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1 year

@yooty Look, I know my daughter is annoying so please just return her if you get tired of her.

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4 years

Finally styled my hair after chopping off 6+ inches 💁🏼‍♀️ feeeeeeling myself

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1 year

THE HOUSE SOLD OFFICIALLY. Freaking finally.

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7 years

Obsessed is an understatement💍💕

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4 years

We aren’t doing newborn photos (thanks covid) so I took a few today (thanks portrait mode)

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7 years

When you get the perfect selfie and your fridge is the background.

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1 year

We are putting in an offer on a house today. It already has an offer, but it is contingent on the sale of their house. Ours isn’t. Hoping we can push that other offer out. 🤞🏼

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4 years

T goes “you can’t even tell you’re pregnant from the front and then it’s like blahblam!”

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7 years

Our save the dates came and I can't believe I have to wait to send them until January 😭

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6 years

1. I forgot gushers existed 2. This was not the way to remind people

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Deep fried perfection

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6 months

@CraigDeLancey @CassandraRules They are students of that university. They literally pay to be there.

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4 years

I just found an evidence based due date group and they’re all pro vaccination, safe sleep, fed is best. I feel like this might be my group.

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3 years

Actually did my hair and makeup today

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4 years

Well I didn’t sob until I got into the car.

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7 years

Fiancé just got the promotion he has been angling for since he started in his job two years ago. Could not be more proud!

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2 years

I think the reason why I like twitter is I can dump a random thought out of my brain and I don’t care if anyone responds at all.

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2 years

Some of you need to understand that the whole “just divorce your husband” is wholly unhelpful and divorce isn’t a simple answer. So kindly, unfollow and eat rocks. Thanks ♥️

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5 years

I GOT THE RAISE YALL!!

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4 years

New dress got me BUMPIN

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2 years

Happy birthday baby ♥️

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5 years

Alabama only has 69 hospitals with obstetrics, all of which arein 29 counties. Their deaths due to pregnancy is 49.2 deaths for every 100,000 women, almost 3X the national average. They have one of the highest infant mortality rates. Alabama does not value life or women.