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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

7 billion people in the world and you sooooo feel your soulmate in the government Barracks

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

3 years

Don’t be afraid to love again, not everyone Dottish like yuh ex

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

Shut down on Wrightson Rd , Middle lane , no one stopped to help me , not even the police. But the driver of PCX4422 who stopped in the rain , and helped me. Big up to you ! Hope this gets back to you

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

A license officer just stopped me He’s Asking regular routine stopped questions LO: “ Yuh does get horn ?” Me: “ Well I hope not, but who knows” LO “ 🤦‍♀️ , please honk your horn and let’s see if it works”

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

5 months

Me, and The Republic of Trinidad and Tobago 🇹🇹

All Flats Stan Account

@SlickJay_

5 months

Who TF eating sharks?!

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

4 years

Friend does carry yuh boat ride , and the government does bring you back

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

9 months

Chow

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

4 months

Police officer : “ how long you driving?” Me: “ since I get my license” Yall just bring food for me in the jail please

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

3 years

Don’t let your qualifications makes you think you are qualified to disrespect others.

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

Good night 🌙 ladies, If yuh man is a serviceman, just know he get pay if it coming through FCB, If not , he getting paid tomorrow. And if you have a sugar daddy with pension, he getting that on Friday the 23rd September,2022. End of the financial year. Sincerely, Violence

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

9 months

As of midnight tonight, All Guyanese Citizens requires a Visa to enter The Republic of Trinidad and Tobago 🇹🇹

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

3 years

Now go ahead and buy iPhones like aloo

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

28 days

Today is Friday Tomorrow is Friday Friday is Friday

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

3 years

I dunno what I sick with but I will figure it out by time you get here

Diego 🌹

@diegocono96

3 years

Very fortunate and lucky to be doing what I love 🙏🏽❤

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

1 year

Your soulmate is not in the barracks !

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

4 years

@gottaluvness69 He fall for 5 seconds and ain’t hit the ground yet

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

My father used my car this morning and just called me to say “ it have an orange light on , on the dashboard” Me 😫, lord father Jesus Christ🙄 I went and start the car now to see what it could be , you know is the gas light 😭 Man Musb never see the gas light on in he life 😂

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

1 year

I maybe ugly but continue to hate on me with your class 3 license and see who taking yuh Gyal home instead

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

Why when I tell people I still live with my parents they respond like it’s blasphemy or some major crime ? Like I have 100% privacy and freedom you know … and I save so much money ?

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

6 months

Storming a funeral makes it seem like you was the outside woman 🫠

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

4 months

- Your co workers are NOT your friends, make your money and go home -You are just an employee number because when you dead and gone, they replacing you one time -Don’t put your job above your family -Nothing isn’t wrong with taking your sick days and vacation , to do nothing

Lazzyyyyyy

@em_Lazzy

4 months

What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you?

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

4 years

Going to a fete with the person you love is 10000x better

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

1 year

*cries in NIS

Belly

@tyrell868_

1 year

May has 5 Mondays 😩

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

5 years

So guys , tomorrow is my birthday and I asked my dad to help me divide the cake I will be sharing in class , My father :

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

3 years

Paragliding

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

3 years

🤣

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

How you go drag my dhal post and then DM me to ask for clearance of your shipment 🙃

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

3 years

Eid Mubarak 🌙

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

3 years

I was opening two accounts a time and they wanted proof of address for both accounts , I tell the girl , well photocopy , she watching me like I just solve quantum theory

Boo Radley Syndrome

@MauriceVET

3 years

I bank with you for years. Setting up a new account. Why do I need to present the same info you're supposed to have on file?!?!

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

3 months

Eid Mubarak 🌙

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

Basically

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

5 months

75% of Trinidad Traffic is makkoing 25% is Aqua , Hilux , etc driving 60KM on the right lane. The end

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

4 months

Yall wanna hear pettiness?: My father keeps telling his neighbor stop using an outlet because it hooked up to his (dad) T&TEC meter Yall I just come home and wondering how come the remote gate working but I have no lights inside: Yall, my father take off the whole breaker😭

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

Lunch 🤤

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

4 months

Dear drivers of : PEA / TEA PEB / TEB PEE / TEE PEF / TEF You know the right lane is for overtaking only and not to drive 40KMH? You know it is ok to go over a rough patch/ hump and not crawl over like is a drop low car? Stop it ah say!!

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

5 years

If you see marriage material when you look at me , DONT LET MY MAN STOP YOU, Brother , come GET YOUR WIFE

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

1 year

No pepper No mustard No zinger No cruncher No original chicken pieces So what the fuck KFC have then?

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

Boom

The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

If I only show y’all what the Dan wearing later eh, just secure your 3 points today please 😉

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

Talk to the Dan extra nice today, it’s my birthday 🥳!

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

3 years

Glasses fell under the bed so I went to get it and find a whole 100$. Like how

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

7 months

Good morning ☀️🌞 They finally changed @kramTT photo !!

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

When they send the smallest person to fit inside the container to start the car 🙃

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

11 months

Big up Scotia Bank ! Everything online , opening accounts , loans , credit card Line up nothing , bank visit nothing

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

8 months

Anyway, today is The Dan birthday , thank Allah (swt) for another year 🤲

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

1 year

It’s very astonishing when you see the prices for fruits / vegetables and other consumable items in various cardinal points across the country. Eg: Zaboca in West Moorings 45$ Zaboca in Sando 7$ (Both was seen on the same day)

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

3 years

Relationships were not meant for everyone. Some of us were meant to say , “ nice couple 😍” and continue drinking our rum.

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

10 months

Good morning, If your man is a service man, by 11AM today the Eagle will land. Choose to do whatever you want with that information.

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

1 year

First thing I do when electricity goes is watch my neighbors house 😕

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

3 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if your service man salary comes through FCB, he got paid today, choose whatever you want to do with this information.

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

My dentist came 15 mins late and told me don’t worry about her payment cause of her tardiness I won’t ever change dentists

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

They take more than half hour to arrive despite the station being 3 mins walking distance. But everyday between 8-2 they like flies around to give you ticket for parking and taxi drivers for stopping

T&T Newsday

@Newsday_TT

2 years

As Hosein’s body, clad in a blue jersey and denim, lay on the pavement, the bandits smashed the glass showcase with implements they brought, grabbing handfuls of jewellery which they stuffed in their pockets.

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

3 years

My father and he bird well made me pose up , took photos , sang Ravi B whole birthday song , cut cake , fed each other and then show me that the digits wrong side 😩. Is really yuh own that brings you down you know

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

1 year

Talk to The Dan extra nice today please!, Fresh out for Eid 🧕

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

1 year

Everyday I break my own heart thinking people will treat me as great a I treat them

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 months

If my spouse dies before me, I marrying their sibling , I don’t have time to put up with a new mother-in-law

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

4 years

If you wanna bring down your own vehicle , check D Dan please. She will link you up , licensed and delivered to your door 🚪

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

3 months

Do like Watson Duke and float across then Because I not gonna explain subsidize rates

A Wife 😘

@cherie2512

3 months

@JoviModeste Tbh ….i find $400 is too much to reach right Tobago and back ….that’s just me

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

6 months

Good morning ladies, Kindly be advised , if the serviceman you sharing salary comes through FCB, the Eagle has landed , for other banking institutions, will be later. Act accordingly.🎄

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

4 years

Attached is a list of items that the Government has suspended / varied the duty on. A thread

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

Date a Customs Personnel , we break seals , not hearts and would probably clear your stuff for free too 😉.

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

4 years

Y’all Once again I’m the Timeline Customs Broker ... please support me 🥺 and avoid exorbitant fees , delayed with shipments etc. * Nuts man voice * Allr bring a container with meh nah

Brina

@Love_BrinaRose

4 years

Let me tell y’all about how half my stuff got stuck in Customs for Carnival.

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

4 years

Because DESIGNATED APPROVED sites are fully equipped with MEDICAL equipment/TRAINED PERSONNEL together with other factors that will treat and prevent community spread. The fuck you feel it have a ventilator machine in Hyatt ??

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

11 months

Ize determine my location based on what you want

Migz®

@Migzdakid

11 months

Trinis could lie about their location boy aye !😅😫

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

1 month

This man on Tik Tok charging people $200USD to advise you on importing a vehicle into T&T AND I OUT HERE DOING IT FOR FREE😐‼️

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

4 years

Quick to get married but can’t cook , what you expect your wife to eat when she comes home eh?

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

4 months

Yesterday a senior co worker bawled me up in front of everyone This morning, 5 seconds into coming at work, his coffee cup slides out and falls brap on the floor, spilling all over , in front of me 🙈 In the end friends , Karma is real

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

Today a girl came to clear a barrel and I’m showing her how to fill out the form and she said “ ma’am I can’t read so I can’t write properly so thank you for the help” I’d like to think she was my ticket to live today 😞

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

20 days

Johnathan feel he’s some big threat with a savings of 400$

DJannix🇹🇹

@DJannixx

20 days

Every time I make the mistake and accidentally open fb it reminds me why I shouldn’t . They are threatening to close bank accounts in rbc because they changed their logo . (Before 8 am )

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

1 year

PAYE contributions does hurt me every time

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

1 year

Well I see what Annie wanted the tape for

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

3 months

And the moon 🌙 is seen 🕌 🧕 Eid will be tomorrow 🎈

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

6 months

While you think he waiting for you to ripe he putting salt and done eating next Gyal

Mayor of ENY 🧚🏼‍♀️

@stephdef_

6 months

I love a sexually reserved man. Ya be too fucky fucky off rip and it’s tacky.

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

4 years

For as long as I can remember my dad has always packed my breakfast every single day, and the days where he woke up late he will quickly go to the doubles man and buy me an Aloo pie. Happy birthday to the guy who measures cake with a ruler so everyone gets equal slices.

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

3 years

Please read ! No Duty , VAT , OPT on cellphones

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

1 year

Lovely flowers 💐 for a lovely girl 👧

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

4 months

The Dan feeling cute today

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

6 months

Imagine you trying to publicly embarrass me but you have no idea of my occupation and scope of responsibilities 😂 And pick up your overpriced packages with your courier not on Elon Musk App darling

Nicholas Falby

@NicholasFalby

6 months

Imagine being able to publicly speak about misusing your office AND getting unwarranted sick leave, all in one post! Meanwhile my packages in the skybox consistently being overpriced... Must be nice...

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

1 year

She said Customs three times 🫠😂

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

Steups

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

Channa and aloo , mango takari , chatinge , pumpkin , bhagi , murtani , buss up shut , All made by Annie and my father who get bawl up all how 🤣 God Bless this woman 🤲

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

3 years

A man who pleases you in 4 mins > a man who going 3 rounds and ain’t make yuh cum yet ..... Remember, quality over quantity

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

5 months

Yall ain’t find it looking like we in Mexico? Cue the guitar 🎸

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

1 year

You want a dog? I can bark

KM 🇹🇹🌴

@Kassie_AM

1 year

My family are late night snacking now, so I made more Currants Roll and Saltfish Accra w/ Tamarind Sauce (not pictured). Yes, I spoil them. 😅🙈

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

11 months

PSA : If yuh serviceman pay does come through FCB, he get pay. Do whatever you want with that information.

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 months

Long overdue 🤤

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

1 year

Y’all , during the earthquake I shove my 50 year old co worker one side so I can go under his desk🫠

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

Talk to the Dan very nice please ! New Haircut 💇‍♀️ who this!

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

1 month

⁦⁦ @KobeBforever1 ⁩ , this is your vehicle ?

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

3 years

My co worker who I’ve known for years but only started conversing for the last few months , took time off and showed up today for my grandfather’s cremation. Goes to show that someone you knew six months ago can treat you better than people you’ve known for years....

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

4 months

Fat shamming isn’t nice 😞 not because you on the roid roid means you’re better than us 😐

Jeniece

@jeniece_s

4 months

This is allyuh hero?

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

6 months

Have a co worker I use to carry him around in PoS , everytime this boy sit in my car , is: Always some part he telling me to change, How my car smelling Until one day I cuss him up and put him out by the stadium 😐

diamond

@dimesmcc

6 months

This girl always begging me for a drop home but telling everybody she thought I had money but I driving a shxt car 😭😭😭😭 it ain’t easy Lord

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

5 months

Dinner

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

5 months

To the women of the Service-men, Eagle has landed.

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

2 years

My co worker just told me that he (56) “gonna start spending and buying all that he wants, he will leave something small for his child to get a step ,but that’s it, he can’t be working hard his whole life and saving and die tomorrow”. Homeboy right yes. You live your best life

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd

4 years

Shaved , waxed or not my 🐱 still getting eaten like it’s the last supper

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The Dan

@SykoKidSyd