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Syira Ahmad

@SyiiraAS

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ex stewardesss & ex banker but I'm definitely not your ex 🙂‍↔️

Joined May 2011
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
4 years
tkkisah la nk jd player level apa pun, but guys who brought different partners to the same place is disgusting to me.
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Yon
4 years
Kira tektik ni paling menjadi la eh ? 🤣
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
3 years
@seeetian tipu tipu tipu. I vaccine first dose 3 hari before bersalin elok je. now jkav mmg push org pregnant vaccine tak kira week pun. booo tipuuuuuuuu dasar antivaks me nyusahkan org!!
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
1 year
if your mom takda buat ni semua dont be mad okay theyre still smart in every other way. every mother wants the best for their child but sometimes its just beyond their affordibility.
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1 year
My mom memang bijak ye. Since kecik i dah ada SSPN and gunakan for my diploma. Then tabung haji dah ada. Insurance since kecik ada, hantar me to chinese school & now i can speak,write & understand chinese. My mom from future ke 🥹
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
4 years
@HelpZhafir my husband once ate my kulit ayam mcd masa baru kahwin and I was so mad i merajuk gila gila. After that incident semua kulit ayam dia terus bagi I takpayah mintak pun. husband 0-1 me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
1 year
@AbudiAlsagoff I thought before they leave ada plot twist, that guy nak cakap he was just kidding, and theyre pretty. but he didnt alaa cb 😭
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
3 years
@antaintiom my friend melecur sikit je, aunty dia suruh letak eo habis melecur banyak menyesal terus. idky some ppl anggap eo ni is everything. sapu2 dkt anak wow terus elok, terus promote, letak dlm cooking. i tried utk deep sleep tu biasa je? 😂
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
3 years
@syukriyah86_ @harizakwan ni malas tanya ni melenting melantun lantun 😂 tk cakap pun local tak quality, cuma cup local coffee kecik. kalau ada below 10 size mcmtu sy beli je. sy tamak. so alang2 mahal nk cup besar. tu je. sabar ye jangan marah marah nnt rezeki susah nk masuk
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
2 years
@ZackAvaricious true! when i was there pun i lupa bawak handsocks sbb buat umrah unplanned. then ada makcik arab ni tarik telekung i sikit to cover my wrist. i thanked her and senyum je lah, kat sana hati tgh suci taksempat nk rasa marah orang pun. sepatutnya lahh 😂
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
4 years
@mohdamirin_ tapi bayar movie guna student price? kayanya 😭
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
3 years
@AmirulRuslam kalau husb tolong buat House chores, jaga anak, bg duit utk melawa, confirm bini lawa cantik wangi je dekat rumah no worries. bini gila je yg taknak melawa even husb dh buat and bagi semua tu. yg penting kahwin dulu baru boleh advice married couple ok 🤭
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
4 years
@mizzusomething mall takpa laaaa! kalau special place takboleh sama!
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
4 years
@Hazwanrl the fact that he has to make a new steak video just to satisfy those who got triggered by the first video is just sad.. bukannya cooking competition pun. betul betul lifeless dah org dkt twitter ni 🥴
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
4 years
@NurulHawa_ yeee :( I put aside kulit ayam I nak makan last, sekali dia ngap terus tak tanya i. lepastu baru dia tau langit tinggi rendah 😂😂😂
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
4 years
@zirahersheys same. i seriously doubt dia punya honeycomb tu. manada pure honey manis sampai pening kepala mcmtu 😂
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
3 years
@glowinputaaa I bought it when I was still under flying contract and tkboleh pregnant after kahwin then pharmacist tu tanya dah kahwin ya? I tanya balik excuse me? pastu dia diam terus bg pil tu 😂😂
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
1 year
@magmalaya if im not mistaken meatpoint ttdi and chakuro yakiniku owner sama. tried both best and staff semua friendly. dkt meatpoint owner sendiri dtg table tanya semua okay ke. worth every penny
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
3 years
@CeddyOrNot ceddy youre not even a muslim and yet you bother to tell people bout its halalness kan. tu pun ada some muslim yg demand lebih lebih. you really earned my respect.
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
5 years
From this To this thanks @Tinder 😜
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Sitiawe🇵🇸
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From this To this
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Syira Ahmad
4 years
@syakirinhusnal the video shows how fussy she is. what a "fun team" it'll be 🤣
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Syira Ahmad
3 years
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Syira Ahmad
3 years
@faliqfahmie okok rice cooker rice cooker hahahahahaha 🤣
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
4 years
@_epiphiany @pied_pipper76 which is jgn lupa....... walaupun contoh byk ttp which is 😂
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
2 months
@luqmannyamiin ada ke org nk keluar rumah pukul 2 pagi if its not serious? kenapa tak pg KK siang tu what if temp spike malam tu? kalau tak ikhlas jd doctor cari profession lain tkyah meroyan. masa type ni takrasa jahat ke eh
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
5 years
@ainulmuzaffar @nurain_zainol bgtahu jelah dia takpayah perli perli mcm pandai sangat. dik, 99% OF original bukan OFF. kalau 99% OFF tu maknanya discount. it costs you 0 cents to be nice. the choice is yours.
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
3 years
@syukriyah86_ @harizakwan kalau cup mcmni berapa rm ye average? local coffee size cup kecik mcmni pun ada yg belas2 rm. at least starbucks/coffee bean cup dia besar tinggi kan
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
3 years
@faliqfahmie tu pressure cooker gila hahahahahaa
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
10 years
Tudung bawal tak jadi on wedding day is totally scary. Nasib baik muka cantik. Kalau aku dh takda mood nak kawin 😂 http://t.co/JkauVHLd3Y
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
4 years
@faliqfahmie impressive resumes and experience. tougher time for fresh grads.
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
3 years
@_mdikhwan hahahahaha geram menipunya. mengaku jela antivaks tetiba pulak sarat pregnant takboleh vaccine 💩💩💩
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
4 years
@oskortos i thought semua covid patients takboleh di reveal even rakyat pun takboleh why yall attacking our DG eeish so sickening.
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
4 years
lofa je boleh sailing bf org and people would still worship their relationship yucks 😂
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
3 years
@eekmalahmad bil's indonesian worker still dkt bumbung rumah sri muda tu tadi bomba bg foods and rescued those living at single storey dulu. hes with his family and his 1 year old child I can't even 😭
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
3 years
@khalilkers @NuggetZee @izmyname_ @Jazzmine_jessy @bxttylxtyf @starrydxhlia mcm pelik je anak tak mengaku parents tanpa sebab. tak logic. Next ~
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
5 years
@moonlusttt @Aidayusofff some people will never understand that we are scared of them, they may think its funny to make fun of our fear, but its really not. i feel you sis 😢
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
3 years
@_xzim oh memang lah boleh cakap, aku suruh dia kahwin dulu baru advice je faham context tak. Islam yg aku ikut tu adil, bukan ajaran sesat mcmni 😂
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
2 years
@ZairulEizam ala nak tengok sampai habis 😂
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
4 years
@haikal_sufyan i actually dont need your opinion i was replying to her, second, i did not mention anything about buruk pun, i cakap what i exactly wanted and what i got, third i was the bride so you dont need to tell me which one looks better bcs i didnt even ask. thanks.
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
3 years
@wenkt siapa yg tak rendah diri? siapa yg show off spending berapa, then bash org mintak gaji 3k? mirror yrself pls. kaya sgt kan takkan takda cermin kot
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
4 years
I takda chocojar nak jual tp kalau nk bawak new partner naik kereta baru and lain dr ex ex pernah naik boleh contact @mayom____ 🥰🥰🥰
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
1 year
@faIiqfahmie sehari pun malaun dah menggelupur faliq. what do you expect 🥲
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
10 months
@zhwarza 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
5 years
@uhurunainn he once dmed me and told me how bad everyone around him r treating him. mcm depressed kinda thing. so the good side of me tried to say things to make he feel better but he insisted on meeting me. he said meeting me will make him feel better
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
1 year
@AinulNunanaa adl double shot+ caramel syrup + cold foam on top 🤤
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
1 year
@ateeezsupremacy @amalinaarfan @McDMalaysia sumbangan 1m utk cover death 6k++ Palestinians? 1m je value nyawa dorang? nope. boikot boikot boikot 😌
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
3 years
since covid takda sampai covid dah declare as endemic selangor still takda air 😂😂😂
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
1 month
@_c_zar tak pelik pun kalau branchmates dia judge, sbb tak normal utk perempuan simply makan/minum foods from strangers eventhough through grab. almost 4y jd banker I tkpernah mention nama branch sbb takut. dia everyday kot reveal branch dia gila betul 😂
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
7 months
@_AmranFans doc klinik siti KD bodoh. scan baby I tetiba air ketuban kurang la, kaki pendek sebelah la, rush org pg hospital utk further checkup. refer 2 hospitals elok je size baby and air ketuban tu. fikir time tu zaman pkp je and tgh preggy je, kalau tak mmg dah jumpa balik doc bodoh tu
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
4 years
@fatboycanrun its fine for the infected person to reveal themselves so that people around them will be aware and take precautions but it was never KKM/DG's job to reveal them, no? everyone is mad with the cause of cluster but I dont think attacking DG over this is necessary.
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
3 years
@baganmariiii yeee. kalau cafe hipster faham lah kan sewa kedai dia mahal so f&b dia mahal. kalau coffee tepi jalan ni mmg I intai menu dulu tengok harga dia tgk size cup dia 😂😂😂😂
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
4 years
funny guys are nice to date but the serious and matured one is the one we look for in a husband 🙊
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milL🇵🇸
4 years
Bincangkan
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
2 years
i bijak tak support org langgar sop so kuku tak macam terkepit pintu or frostbite hahahahahahajsksksksk
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Syira Ahmad
4 years
📍Ipoh foodhunt day 1
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Syira Ahmad
2 years
@svrvhwatevs @ReiSuraya @facktura @pedoqpop you ni neelofa ke? dr haritu semua tweet mention her name backup beria. ke dapat payment? 😂
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
2 years
@humairah_ali @omarfaayiz tiber i cant trust my own friends bila nak mengaku kalah kak? hahahahahaha sumpah lawak 🤣
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
1 month
padan muka kena attack, provoke lagi org Melaka. dahla desperate figure everyday pancing org ambik product dkt X, memalukan cimb low class betul 😂
@_c_zar
Emirate of Sicily
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Macam biasa, tweet provoke² orang, lepastu block, awal² tadi bukan main. Sendiri kaki mencarut, ada hati nak tuduh 80% orang Melaka cakap kasar. Anyway, aku tunjuk gambar minah ni kat budak² Melaka, semua pun tak nak dia.
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
3 years
@xpac_2k @redzuanNewsMPB takmampu nak beli kereta besar lah kot. takkan nak tinggal anak mesti la bawak semua.
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
3 years
@Mulut_Cabai PEMBONGAK. I baru bersalin vacuum elok je LR tak bising. apa yg nk gelak/bising kalau bilik tu bersalin vacuum pun???
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Syira Ahmad
4 years
@Ryeanryana29 prettier/prettiest je. more prettiest takda.
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Syira Ahmad
3 years
@ImanAbdulRahim belikan bestfriend for her birthday. padahal I yg suka design ni 😂😂
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
2 years
💯 i was in sales line for 2 years and (sorry la nak brag sikit hahahaha) every month i achieved target but none of my clients are my family/friends sbb i sendiri tak suka org nk try close sales macam tu. youre only making people avoid you
@byzulfadhlizin
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Aku ada sedikit rasa tak best bila someone ataupun orang yang dah lama tak tegur & tanya khabar aku. Tiba-tiba tegur, tanya “eh office/klinik kau dah ada water filter ? Ada air filter tak?” “Kau dah ada medical card? Kau amik dengan siapa?” Memang aku paling tak suka
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Syira Ahmad
7 years
@TwtLelaki stalk her tweets and randomly create a topic thats related to them but not too obvious, nanti creepy pulak kantoi stalk 😂
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Syira Ahmad
2 years
@Ashsukamakan first time makan mcmni nenek masak. tapi dia replace ikan tu dgn ikan bilis. org jawa panggil oseng oseng 😂😂
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Syira Ahmad
3 years
@nefillem @pedoqpop kenapa cheras free flow damansara tak free flow jahatnyaaa aaa mana aciiii
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
10 years
@Lucaspeebo no matter how much you love them as your bestfriend, never share 100 percent of your stories with them. Theyre humans, yknow 💁
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Syira Ahmad
4 years
@twt_cinta unexpected but alhamdulillah kahwin. if org tanya mcm mana kenal fikir dulu nak bgtahu ke tak 😂
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Syira Ahmad
3 years
@xzxtcxnz @cocoandbrownie semoga awak takda rezeki anak sampai bila bila. or semoga anak awak didera / dibuli in future. amin x40
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
10 years
@Lucaspeebo it is much easier when you have the heart to hate those who betrayed you, rather than still missing them as your friend.
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Syira Ahmad
6 years
@Nadia_Nazir my sister worked with her for some kind of talk show and she was the guest artist. her level of arrogance was indescribable, and im not surprised she said that to sherry. shes just rude and ugly.
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
3 years
@NasSuha_ kenapa sketch kt tempat lain lukis kt tempat lain? terrornyaaa 😂
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
3 years
@changemyname96 @Mynameisnajmudd aku dh jawab kat tweet atas tu la bongok. aah yg aku tau karakter kau jantan takguna kaki porn EWWWWWWWW
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Syira Ahmad
3 years
@4rcr4y69 okay then if you think your field of work is discriminating then do it. protest, no one is stopping you. i was also terminated due to covid since I was under contract but I don't bother saying 'be thankful to still have a job' when I clearly know, they deserved better.
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Syira Ahmad
3 years
@xzxtcxnz @cocoandbrownie awak mampu ke sponsor family dorng kalau parents tak kerja?
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Syira Ahmad
3 years
court terang benderang pun i pukul tak kena kalau glow in the dark mcmni hmm
@ayuhtravel
Ayuh Travel!
3 years
Korang dah try main badminton dlm gelap? Kalau blom, ayuh!🏸 📍 Shuttle In The Dark, KLCC #AyuhTravel
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
6 years
this guy on ig got my highest level of respect. direct terus takpayah hint hint dahh 💯
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
7 years
boleh sorok bawak balik kuih raya kalau sedap sgt 🙊
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Syira Ahmad
3 years
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Syira Ahmad
11 months
@Qstnaadi mine lagi teruk i marah gila. dm-ed them on ig then next day manager outlet tu contact i. their cs is good. but that doesnt mean dorng boleh serve udang quality mcmni
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Syira Ahmad
3 years
@embunkarinapoet stay single and adopt a 4-6 years old daughter at the age of 35 😂
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Syira Ahmad
3 years
@xmrjml bukan awak 😂 tu skincare. jangan guna, mahal tu nanti owner marah hahahahah
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Syira Ahmad
3 years
@omarfaayiz oh yg shopee thread kt twitter ni shopee ambasador ke? so they get money based on the links clicked eh oh baru tahu 😳 no wonder la ramai rajin buat thread hahahaha
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Syira Ahmad
10 years
@Lucaspeebo fight for the ones that you love most eventhough everyone was against your decision bcs you blieve dat theyre just made fr you.
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Syira Ahmad
4 years
@501Awani bomba tu harini lalu makan tak lepas kutip daging tu 😭
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Syira Ahmad
3 years
@cut3things_ kan. I sanggup order grab walaupun starbucks/cbtl delivery takda whipped cream, and llao llao kena beli yg besar takboleh beli yg kecik tu sbb takut nk keluar 😣😂
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Syira Ahmad
1 year
@shewasokay send kt dia ni
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Syira Ahmad
3 years
@4rcr4y69 every workplace is considered w hazardous environment now. being exposed to covid patients day and night, no increment w frozen AL, no guaranteed position, I don't think that's fair. they're our last shield and they deserved better. takat bersyukur sampai mati lah kena tindas
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Syira Ahmad
4 years
imagine arguing with your partner but your family spread it on socmed like crazy. toxic much.
@msgdigs
msgd
4 years
Kenapa family Neelofa suka canang hal keluarga di media sosial? Macam bercakap dengan cermin je. Sendiri create isu, bila netizen buat spekulasi mula la salahkan netizen. Low class betul perangai. Ber tag team kaum kerabat semua tak sedar cakap dengan cermin.
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Syira Ahmad
5 years
@myjoe_ i thought i was the only one yg pissed off with #oldtownwhitecoffee @OldTown_WCoffee ni bbq chicken ke minced pakrapaw! 😂
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Syira Ahmad
2 years
(in case yall nak pergi hipster cafe dkt perlis lah kann) 📍koffee kitchen vanilla latte sedap! portion banyak, friendly staffs, cozy space and price is reasonable. 9/10
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Syira Ahmad
2 years
kena banyak search information flow and plan betul betul. i settle both sides in less than a week okay je 🤷🏻‍♀️
@harriszainul
Harris Zainul
2 years
Entah lah siapa yang buat prosedur untuk bernikah kat Malaysia ni. Jumpa kat akhirat nanti ya.
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Syira Ahmad
3 years
@Mynameisnajmudd marah sgt tu bang. sekarang ejaan dia perkahwinan rasanya, perkhawinan tu zaman dulu punya ejaan yg org2 tua guna. tp dia bukan Imam Nawawi pun. saya takpaksa pun org setuju dgn statement saya ikut lah nak layan partner masing2 cemana tu pun kalau dah kahwin la 🤭
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Syira Ahmad
5 years
motif nak insecure. marriage is not a race or even an achievement. its just another stage of life and everyone has a different one. dont be stupid to rush into marriage just bcs your friends are all married bodoh tau. i dont like people who thinks marriage is an achievement.
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Syira Ahmad
3 years
@4rcr4y69 kerja lain pakai PPE, cuti kena freeze, and kena extend shift jugak ke?
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Syira Ahmad
3 years
@niaamaisarah okay so what makes you think they saja saja send their kids to nursery? just wonder where that saja saja thought came from tbh
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Syira Ahmad
4 years
@nhanisahismail @SyedSaddiq pakcik dkt surau on the spot saman takda pulak nk buka kertas siasatan 🙄
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Syira Ahmad
3 years
@xzxtcxnz @cocoandbrownie habistu kau persoal kenapa hantar anak pg pengasuh? kalau parents kerja anak siapa nk jaga kalau tak hantar kt pengasuh? sendiri tanya soalan bodoh sendiri tak sedar 😂
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Syira Ahmad
7 years
@sherafizul @rtkecantikan shes doing her best as a curator, answered most of the questions and shared her tips. nak bitter sgt u unfollow je dont complicate ur life
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
9 years
This made me reconsider of my intention of wearing something sexy (😂) and curvy (😂) on my wedding day. Lawanyaaa 😍😍
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Syira Ahmad
3 years
@xidxxsyrxf hahahaha kan. dia lelaki mana lah tahu main percaya je aunty suruh letak eo dia pn letak. pening doctor tengok 😂
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@SyiiraAS
Syira Ahmad
7 years
had my coffee shot during sahur and now nk joget before buka pun boleh! if not pukul 11 am dah half dead 💃🏻
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