Matt Shatt @SyarkWasangka Twitter profile

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

1 year

True. Semua kena scan sendiri pakai data sendiri pastu dia pulak nak charge service charge. What service? You didn't come take my order, I couldn't ask what the specialty, I couldn't request modifications ont he menu (tak pedas, no taugeh etc) so what service i'm paying for here?

Bitcoin Malaya

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1 year

"Hi nak order." "Scan sendiri." If you are tired of these QR code menus at restaurants, let's be serious in boycotting them 🧵

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

5 years

Is there any kafe in Bukit Bintang that rent out full baju melayu, kurung, saree, cheongsam for tourist to walk around in?

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@MYBMCtravel

5 years

Effortless Chic 👘 When in Kyoto, you can do as many other tourists do - rent a kimono or yukata and spend an entire day strolling around in it.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

3 years

You mean, between the whole tak boleh cross state roadblocks and mysejahtera Check ins, you still cannot locate 1 person? Really ah?

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@bernamadotcom

3 years

Polis kini buru Datuk Seri Nicky Liow Soon Hee yang dipercayai masih berada dalam negara - Ketua Polis Negara @PDRMsia

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

3 years

Korean food is either bland or just simply only spicy. Y'all eat it because of hype.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@IntanSuriaAris Pastu dia baling henfon weihhh sampai seat depan. Aku pick up sambil drive and pass it back, dia jeling kat aku and said "Drive jela". Sampai kat Hartamas, sorang matsaleh tunggu dia depan kedai and they kissed in broad daylight. I was like... that mat saleh speak fluent BM huh

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

1 year

@zatyismail_ Sis, red flag i lagi extreme -kelantan -anak kedua -kereta plate D -asal Bachok - nama: SYAHIR Kasihanilah akuuuuu

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@IntanSuriaAris Bukan Grab tapi dulu time bawak for Uber. Pick up a girl from KJ to go Hartamas on Sunday 1pm. Clearly baru bangun tidur, mata sembab. Dalam kereta gaduh otp ngan bf pasal where she last night. Terkeluar ayat "You think im a slut is it? You nak fly today you ada inform me?"

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Matt Shatt

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2 years

@diminutivepp She constantly, constantly remind the world that she's proud of her birthplace. She even mention that in Star Trek! We are proud of her aa a person and we respect her for her pride in being Malaysian. We could be proud of you too, if there's anything to be proud of lah.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@IniAlalalannn @izad_abas Mohon nak tambah lagi: Anak masih dalam stroller toksah lah bawak pergi crowded places macam jalan TAR tu hoiiii. Duk sodok kaki orang. Itu anak ke traktor?

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@IntanSuriaAris okay another one. This one involving a regular Uber customer of mine. She live in Subang USJ14(?) and became my regular after first ride. Why? Because during the first ride she rode with her parents and her parents slept in the car. She said "They felt this comfortable in a car"

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@IntanSuriaAris So, i end up being her regular driver, after work she would call me up and only make request when she's already in my car. I like that, even though it is technically unfair. She's pleasant too. Some days she even trust me to pick up her daughter from primary school alone.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

3 years

@hoelymelayu Baik pergi Gua Musang from KL then. Boleh tegur makcik pakai telekung berjalan tengah malam.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@IntanSuriaAris Sampai harini aku wonder apa jadi ngan that lady. What kind of a husband biar bini sarat mengandung for hours with stranger and phone pun tak angkat. I hope that she is well and i reported to uber about the payment. Takleh buat apa weih. Takkan nak biar depan rumah terkunci?!

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@IntanSuriaAris And then, her dad come out when i parked in front of the house, looking flustered. I'm gay, very much so, and my gaydar beeped hard! Lol the dad must be so sick that he needed some protein huh.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@CeddyOrNot @sayasedangtweet @IntanSuriaAris I was this 🤏 close to dump her ass atas LDP tau time tu.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

3 years

@farrrishtaaa Dia punya confidence memang sampai ke bima sakti.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

1 year

@farahliyanaz Hi awak, your suggestion is valid but it helps strengthen my concern. Kalau itu ini akhirnya kena tanya waiter then why bother having the system in the first place? Semua benda yang saya mentioned can be solved kalau waiter yang amik order.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@CeddyOrNot @abcdan93rous Ceddy here keeping receipt and got the cashback. Memang rupanya mamat tu jenis perangai tak semnggah before this huh.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

1 year

@FarraDiana_ From the bottom of my heart, i think the decision both you made is a very hard decision and a very painful one. This is not just usaha to prevent heartbreak tengok your children suffer but also preventing innocent soul from being affected with this high risk. Respect!

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@IntanSuriaAris did a few more trips for this lady and everytime i pass by the husband, i swear i am not wrong.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

1 year

@nowthisnews i believe the Congress was the one got chewed because Shou's answers are immaculate!

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@IntanSuriaAris Another one! Ini kisah buat aku menyirap. Got a pick up request from Bandar Utama. Thai lady, Very much pregnant, Like about to labor pregnant. Wanted to go to her husband house in Ampang. it was peak hour. Around 6 in Damansara so traffic macam celaka lah. Had to detour a lot

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@NaufalAntezem Ketua pengawas sekolah rendah dah jadi project manager kat semiconductor company. Ketua pengawas sekolah menengah pun sama. Aku lah tu dua dua tu.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@IntanSuriaAris One day, as per usual i go pick up her daughter during my lunchtime, confirm the request is in, and then make my way to her house. She's works in KL so yeah having a regular driver kinda makes sense to me. In the car i make small talk with the girl as normal. She said daddy...

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

Guys do congratulate the owner of this vid @ezhrjmn for his new job!

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@druchnana mana ada tak tahu gi mana. Our taxes tengah treat banduan masuk hospital sebab ubat darah tinggi.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

5 years

Boys, jangan pergi harass 'hot stuff' yang straight tu boleh tak? Ramai lagi kan yang available. Lantak dia lah dia nak ngaku straight walaupun korang rasa dia gay ke apa ke. No means NO. Reti?

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@alessa_talks naurrrrr sis we are here to warn others not to support employers yang tak sedar diri and prevent others yang still rasa campak duit kat muka someone can solve anything. The bland tea is hardly entertaining enough to enjoy.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@emrhqm Huishhhh hari apa acik tak tahan dengar orang mengucap tu berniaga? Aku sanggup lah detour kejap sampai depan kedai dia, tengok tengok lauk pastu cakap "Hurmmm camni je ke yang duk bising sangat tu? Takpe lah makcik."

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

5 years

Gay couples in Malaysia can't have any event as grand as engagements or weddings so they settle for open houses instead. Even though it is already past Syawal, yang penting kena grand

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

3 years

Fuck social justice works if you cant even keep your studies together. CGPA under 2.00 for any course after 8 semesters speaks volume on your lack of effort. Get the wider picture here!

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@IntanSuriaAris is sick at home. I was like, okay, good to know someone is at home for her. Never met the dude before. just when i was about to drop her off, a dude just got drove out of the house. So i ask lah the girl "Eh your father going out huh?". She said no lah that's not him.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@AbudiAlsagoff Dia breakfast jus oren tapi tak sempat habis.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

5 years

Tak pernah kena tinggal. I'm the one meninggalkan. Reasons why but Not in specific order: 1. Too clingy 2. Passive aggressive. 3. Abusive. 4. Immature. 5. Financial issues. 6. Found out they already have a partner. 7. Unsupportive

sfea tat

@Ayyren26

5 years

Korang kena tinggal dengan Ex korang dulu sebab apa? Tak nak share ke? 😄

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

4 years

Jangan bagi berkawan dengan budak emo camtu!

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@cattitudescrvs

4 years

Mak, Oyen nak keluar main jap boleh? Kawan dah tunggu tu.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@IntanSuriaAris and wait. and wait, up until 2 hours. No sign of the husband. Phone pun tak angkat. Korang faham tak awkwardnya mamat melayu duduk ngan thai lady pregnant for hours kat mamak? With her face clearly worried. Orang semua pandang weih.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@DearTomato @danieleskay Kena minta mak dia carikan baru jumpa.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

5 months

Maybank app kat kelantan is wild. The same account yang description cakap “safe sex, jangan lupa solat, hubungan dengan tuhan kena jaga “ is the same account yang ajak bareback 3s time tengahari di bulan puasa. Takleh brain dowh

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@anilazahari @woody2shoez then lets not sembang pasal benda tak tahu lah. Kalau sembang pasal benda tak tahu ni kang ada sampai ke bulan. Let's sembang pasal benda yang tahu. Yang kita tahu now is that kos selnggara istana saja dah mahal cenggitu. Dulu kita tak nampak. Now dah nampak, takkan takleh tegur?

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

5 years

Shit, Haziq Aziz nampak macam Japanese bear gay porn actor lah. My Koh Masaki look takde menteri nak ek? Eh eh eh.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

3 years

@hamdanalias83 @IzzLatif "Mak Pondan Itu Kawanku"

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@alessa_talks hehe dia camni awak. Kalau yang wajib pun tak buat, you tayang lah you bersedekah banyak mana pun, tetap jugak you salah. The fact that you tak sedar lagi you salah is the reason why semua bengang.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@ImmaOmarr @ainpolkadot receptionist is the first physical impression for customer service. Bayar receptionist murah then you'll get receptionist selekeh so your client's first impression punt erus down lah cerita dia.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@sayasedangtweet @IntanSuriaAris I have no idea bro. But from the call, the girl asyik cakap BM je so i'm surprised if that mat Saleh is that fluent.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

5 years

@kayriuh @hamdanalias83 Haha girls you guys are funny! And thank you for your sincere concern with those who puasa but really, we didnt mind tho. Hehe your reactions are so cute! This vid made my day.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@IntanSuriaAris Along the way she was worried why i take this road, why so lambat sampai. I was patient and said i just follow the UBEr app. To calm her down i made small talk about thailand bla bla. She said she once drove 24 hours from KL to Bangkok bla bla. We reached Ampang 2.5hours later.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@IntanSuriaAris i couldnt take it anymore! kebetulan time tu ada pegawai polis perempuan baru sampai kedai. Aku bangun, explained the situation to them and ask if they can keep her company. Diorg macam faham situasi aku and cakap diorg akan tunggu sampai husband dia sampai. I left.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

4 years

@damey000 Guys kita jugak takleh sebut "je" sebab tu singkatan untuk Jesus jugak.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

5 years

Nak jadi gay kena lah excel in life and career ya. It is written in the recruitment handbook. Never seen it? Most probably you're not registered.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

5 years

@MYBMCtravel @visitmy2020 Here's a more practical idea considering out hot and humid climate. Start small. Put up rental booths at our malls and tourist area like Central Market and Petaling Street.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@nrlsyzwaniii @hamdanalias83 Honestly I get it. Tasik Putrajaya is my go-to place jugak dulu whenever I feel down. Being alone listening to the slow laps of water is comforting. But yeah female sesorang memalam there is quite vulnerable. Glad she got you there.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

1 year

@theedgemalaysia What spearhead? Come back here still have to listen and obey to tua bangka tak reti retire, either in Gov or private sectors. Dah lah gaji ciput. Any ideas dibalas balik dengan hujah "aku makan garam lagi awal".

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

Ni ke yang tolak EPF socso employee tapi tak carum tu?

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

5 years

Kalau discreet tapi helok takpe. Kalau discreet tapi hauk pun still ok. Kalau discreet tapi hauk pastu pakai gambar orang lain dan mulut puaka pulak tu elok lah capai sejadah bertaubat terus.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

1 year

@pedoqpop hurmmmm its happening. They are looking for young blood as offering.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

1 year

See, benda sedap confirm laku punya bukan sebab menu Rahmah murah sangat takde untung orang taknak beli tak laku apa semua jadah.

Farzival

@amin_kudos

1 year

Makin meriah Sport Arena kat Cyberjaya. Kedai kanan RM5, kiri RM4. Yg ayam merah ni RM5, boleh pilih nak ayam merah or goreng, jenis sayur. Ada hari dapat kuih. @Twt_Cyberjaya

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

7 months

@natashagideon @hafizkenny I show you i show you is peak sales attitude haha

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@IntanSuriaAris somehwere instead. Also to bring the lady to eat. I said sure but this is ampang. i dont know what is good to eat in ampang so i end up bringing her to the nearest mamak i could find. So i stayed with the very much pregnant lady at the mamak. She ate, of course. But we wait..

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

4 years

@bazzinesss Thread to too long.come over and bake me some.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

5 years

@shasharyzal I PUN DENGAR SEPAK BURIK!

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

5 years

Pastu masuk bilik hulur seterika?

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@IntanSuriaAris We arrived in front of a house but she didnt go out. She called her husband and asked me how much the fee was. It was expensive. Peak hour maaa. Then she passed me the phone. I talk to the husband. He said he's not a home now and cant pass me the money. But suggested we meet

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

5 years

RT kalau anda tak kongkek di ambang merdeka

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@AimanPsikologi how about if i use ayat "Slow down, take your time. Sort and plan your thoughts first." ?

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

3 years

YES this is not a hoax. Experienced it myself masa balik kg. Pukul 4 pagi jadah apa nak pergi masjid/surau. Terus tukar lagu ke bacaan surah

Jeffrey Zain

@mrcreepyposta

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SI TIGA BERANAK GUA MUSANG Khabarnya mereka ini tersohor di seluruh tanah jajahan Kelantan. Komen seorang netizen: ‘Situ memey ado dari dulu lagi tigo beranok. Jupo denge tak jupo jah. Guo Sejok tempat sek-sek dia belako tu’. Is it real, or just an elaborate hoax? You decide.

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Matt Shatt

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Satu lagi. Kalau i cakap i busy, then maksudnya i busy walaupun im on twitter at the time. Dont judge my busi-ness with my tweet activity.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

1 year

Sahaja aku RT just in case ada orang sayang aku yang belum belikan bday gift haritu.

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1 year

Look! So pretty, Carlo Rino ft Harry Potter 🤩

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

3 years

4. Jangan bagi duit kat 'struggling' students yang kena juggle between Genshin events and <2.00 CGPA.

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@magmalaya

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Benda yg orang Malaysia kena perbaiki: 1. Letak balik barang gym di tempat asal. 2. Bagi keutamaan org naik lif. 3. Jgn merokok di kawasan org awam tengah makan. Tell me your list.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@mhmmdaidilali that staff have my energy, wholeheartedly.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@Daddylishes Haha terpaling lah dia Tokyo tak sesak konon. I haritu pergi Osaka ngan Kyoto pun dah sesak nafas kalau peak hours. Sesak sebab ramai satu, sesak sebab serabut tengok semua pakai full formal pun satu.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

5 years

Cukup 10rt aku cerita pengalaman ayah tiri aku pergi masjid tapi orang tak nampak dia.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

5 years

Bumped into these boys kat surau Aeon. See, you can find cute men in surau. Eh.

Hoely 🇵🇸

@hoelymelayu

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Look who I bumped into? It's @SyarkWasangka !!

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@twtbiy Aku tak tahu lah cemana perempuan ni dibesarkan tapi aku pun kelantan. Everytime kitorang satu family keluar makan tak pernah pun huha huha sebab tahu dah kalau buat perangai sikit je, confirm lepas tu takleh keluar dah for a long time.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

5 years

My pondan friends everytime jantan helok lalu:

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

4 years

A friend just texted. He went to a Grindr date house on day 4 of RMO, they bang, he was good, he stayed. Day 6, the bf came back from his parents house, instead of arguing, they got into 3some until this morning my friend got back to his own place because too much sex. 😂

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

7 months

@quanzoul @AslannAs ini adalah explanation paling senang ambo paham

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 months

@danieleskay He and I can make history so good even Angkor said what

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

2 years

@CeddyOrNot @abcdan93rous glad you remained calm and collected Ceddy. Tengok at last the truth came out on their own sapa yang problematic sebenarnya.

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Matt Shatt

@SyarkWasangka

5 years

Daymmmmm that Jin is built!

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