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Artist. Scorpio. Nica 🇳🇮 R&B enthusiast. IG:_Sxmbv

Miami, FL
Joined July 2014
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When you invite shorty over for the first time and she’s already thinking of ways she could redecorate
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When you realize you’re going to be single for the holidays but you also realize you don’t have to buy an extra gift
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When you posted your boo but then y’all broke up and now you gotta delete it
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When your social battery runs out mid outing
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When I finally post a girl on my story
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When your girl is trying to see who you’re texting off the reflection of the car window
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When everything in your life is going wrong but all you can do is laugh about it
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Me and who
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How I woke up this morning
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Her: 😇 Attachment: 3 Images, 2 Videos Me:
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First date gon look like this
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They’re opening a basketball version of Top Golf called Jumpshot Live👀🏀🔥
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This spiritual shit is easy fr 💯
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Type shit
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Type shit
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Me to myself: aslong as your back by 2AM you should be good since you work tomorrow Me at 2AM:
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Type shit
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“I love you” “Love you too”
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When I say im battling my demons, this is what I mean
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This meal prepping shit easy fr
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When your girls home girl catches you at the club
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When your social battery runs out and you just want to leave
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When you pull up to the function late and you’re tryna find your friends
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All my bills hitting me at once on the first of the month
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Me acting surprised on Christmas when I open the PS5 I bought myself
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TOP OF THE MORNIN 🗣
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News: everyone has to say inside and by yourself; social distancing Everyone: this is awful ! Introverts:
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Never forcing anything. What will be, will be.
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When you get home and eat after a night of heavy drinking
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Me prepping my girl to tell the waitress that I asked for no pickles
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Basically
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When you walk into a store and you see yourself on the cameras in the front
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“Go talk to all your little hoes then” Me:
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Sometimes you gotta disappear for a bit and rebuild
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Me: hey, how are you? Them: good and yourself? Me: good and you ? Me:
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Me: this edible aint shit. Weak as fuck Me 10 minutes later:
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When you start catching feelings for a toxic person
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She lit in real life, she don’t need a lot of likes
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When you send a risky text and you’re waiting on a response and the response matches ya energy
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The worst pain is getting hurt by a person you explained your pain too
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Nobody: Me: at the club instantly regretting going
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When you have another failed talking stage and you try to get your hoes back
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“Why you so quiet today ?”
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The older you get, the more you appreciate candles
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I’m just a vibe you won’t find nowhere else
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Me after her “phone dies” on Valentine’s Day
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Daylight savings time : 3 Me : 0
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When there’s any minor red flag
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When you hear them listening to a song you showed them
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You’re missed when they realize there ain’t no one like you
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Visual representation of what it’s like dating a Colombian/Dominican/Puerto Rican woman
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Miami artist trying to bring rap/real music back. Show some love with a simple retweet and #clickthelink 🙏🏻 #support
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When you’re drunk buying drinks for everyone and the next day comes and you see your account balance
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The less you care = the happier you’ll be
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When the 1st of October finally hits
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Me coming out of my cave to show face at that one social event a year
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Lowkey is the way to be 🗣
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When you wake up and you’re still drunk
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When your girl cooks for the first time and asks you to try it
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When you give your girl head and she just wants to start smashing and not return the favor
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Once you stop looking, what you’re looking for appears
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When everyone’s getting their stimulus deposits but you’re still waiting for yours
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Him: I already ate Her:
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Me with any minor inconvenience
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When you hung over from the night before but you get the “round two tonight?” Text
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Don’t assume people will reciprocate what you do for them.
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“What happened with you and ____ ?”
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🗣🗣🗣
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When a girl starts losing an argument with her man
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You can’t force shit. If it’s not right it won’t ever work
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Who ever cares more, always ends up losing.
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Me: God, give me a sign God:
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Sometimes you gotta be less accessible to be appreciated more
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When stuff no longer affects you >
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Girl: “can we go eat?” Guy: I already ate Girl:
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I hate fake love cuz I love too hard.
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Her - "my pussy put his ass right to sleep" First of all, I worked 18 hours overtime this week
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Me when I get a boo and drop my hoes
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Ideal is an understatement
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If you won’t support me like this, don’t even DM me
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Stepping over things I used to trip on.
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Y’all be wanting to go dates and all that lovey dovey shit but be ignoring everybody 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂.......it’s me, im y’all.
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🏃🏽‍♂️
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I used to give a fuck but
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When she says she likes guys who can sing Me:
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Me waiting for my food and seeing everyone who ordered after me get theirs first
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Lmk before it’s too late
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The only way to look at it
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Gotta keep your guard up because you don’t know anyone’s real intentions
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My time will come, bet on that.
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Don’t trip, stay focused
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My type of time
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