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Follow for the latest news on Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield on Nintendo Switch! This is a fan account; not affiliated with Nintendo!

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Pokémon Sword + Shield News
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For those who missed it, here’s the reveal of Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield! Which one will you pick up?
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I jacked off 4 times today man i miss her
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I miss when I was happy
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NINTENDO VS SONY LMFAOOO
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Queen 😊 can I see your hole
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I know what happened to Dr Disrespect.
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Damn been getting so many DMs from hot sexy ladies with they’re clothes off lol Fuck sword and sheild big pokemon is a lazy garbage gimmick
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i want my dick sucked 💔
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LMAO no one even plays sword and sheild anymore because they both suck
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Not even horny at this point I’m just sad
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Looks like shit!!
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Pokémon
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Last year, we entered the Galar region for the first time in #PokemonSwordShield . Today, you can explore the first part of the expansion for these games—The Isle of Armor! We’ve got a few things planned to celebrate...
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Masuda pull that dick out rn im not playin
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Degrade me NOW 😮‍💨
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UNBLOCK ME FUCKING COWARD @NintendoAmerica
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I just took a shit lol it looks like Pokémon sword and sheild
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Rip to all the kids getting sword and shield this Christmas 😭😭😭😭 mfs getting coal
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I deserved sex today but whatever.
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Acab fr
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Sorry for not posting in a minute. Been having a lot of sex with my hot girlfriend. My bad y’all
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LMFAOOOOO
@OnThisDayGaming
OnThisDayInGaming
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Pokémon Sword and Shield for the Switch was released on this day worldwide, one year ago (2019)
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LMFAOO WHAT THE FUCK
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WII U GRAPHICS VS NINTENDO SWITCH LMFAOOOOO
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They don’t make good Pokémon games anymore
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WHAT THE FUCK
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Everything that could go wrong right now is going wrong. Every aspect of my life is genuinely fucking crumbling. It’s so hard to focus and commit time / effort appropriately. Fuck.
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Pokémon sword and shield fucking suck lmao
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The American people need a they/them president
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Bro he don’t want it 😭😭😭 shawty did him a favor fr 🤦‍♂️
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Please shut the fuck up
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NORMALIZE SHITTING WITHOUT WIPING NORMALIZE SHITTING WITHOUT WIPING NORMALIZE SHITTING WITHOUT WIPING NORMALIZE SHITTING WITHOUT WIPING NORMALIZE SHITTING WITHOUT WIPING NORMALIZE SHITTING WITHOUT WIPING NORMALIZE SHITTING WITHOUT WIPING NORMALIZE SHITTING WITHOUT WIPING
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it’s getting increasingly difficult to be happy
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MFS WILL PAY $90 FOR THIS. LMFAO ALL POKÉMON FANS ARE BRAINDEAD
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Horny
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I LOVE TENCENT AND THE REPUBLIC OF CHINA
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SO WHAT IF WHITE WOMEN ARE MY WEAKNESS
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Horny.
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Dudes be 18 years old playing Pokémon lmao bro go get an education virgin
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Guess who’s got their alarm set for the direct tomorrow morning? 🤩😌 not me bitch LMFAOO ima sleep in fr
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LOL OK THEN PROVE IT
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CONSERVATIVES BE LIKE: BRO WHY CANT YOU RESPECT BOTH SIDES I WOULD NEVER BLOCK SOMEONE OVER OPINIONS!!!!! BRO SHUT UP YOU ARE RACIST AND SEXIST AND HOMOPHOBIC AND TRANSPHOBIC LOL
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Down bad
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Don’t really care!
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LOL no ones even talking about the new Pokémon dlc because it sucks
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THE BETA VERSION OF SWORD AND SHEILD HAVE BETTER LOOKING TREES LMFAOO WTF
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Need her mouth NOW
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horny.
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Lmao a new Pokémon dlc out this month? I already forgot LMFAOO DOGSHIT EXCUSE OF A GAME
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Fuck off loser
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I’m done jacking off. Going to try and achieve my dreams instead
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DREAM CAN SUCK MY DICK
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she want me brooo 😭😭😭😭😭
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NO YOU FUCKING WERENT!!!!!
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Some people are really complaining about Demon Souls Remastered being $70 Meanwhile they’re okay with THIS being $90 😭😭😭
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I should stop watching her tiktoks
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POKÉMON!!!!!!! SUCKS!!!!!!
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You don’t gotta eat shit to know it tastes bad 💯
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Pokémon Sword and Shield is now available for Nintendo Switch!
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I keep seeing things that aren’t real
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Getting my dick sucked while playing Nintendo DSi
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I already beat off twice today man it’s gonna be one of those days huh
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Pokémon sucks lol
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Do y’all remember that time I lost some bags of money in one of my mansions lmao
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laney
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feel confident wearing a swimsuit for the first time in a long time so here’s proof
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I AM THE FUCKING MAIN CHARACTER THERE IS NO DEBATE
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Game Freak Lied People Died
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NO LMAO
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HOW MANY LIKES CAN MY CEILING GET?
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They should put tucker Carlson on one of the dollar bills
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NAHHHHH IM BEATING SANTAS ASS
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yeah My Dick and Balls awards LMAO
@MyNintendoNews
My Nintendo News
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Pokemon Sword & Shield wins two awards at Japan Game Awards 2020
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Crazy cause it’s been 11 years since y’all dropped a good game 🤣🤣🤣
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Poliwhirl wanted you to know that you dropped this...
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This what y’all paid $30 for? LOL NICE CODING GAME FREAK
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Scorbunny 🔥
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Grookey 🍃
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Fucking hate Pokémon fans. Don’t you guys realize the games you play Suck Fucking Balls
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Virgins be like: “the Pokémon announcement was NOT worth being hyped up for a week....” bro you HYPED YOURSELF UP over an ADVERTISEMENT LMAOO
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REAL
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I opened up my DMs. ONLY HOT GIRLS WITH BOOBIES OUT DM ME lol FUCK POKÉMON LOSERS
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I VOTED FOE JOE BIDEN LOL YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO MY ACCOUNT AND VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN
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Damn fucking right why do you hate feminists? You hate women???? You want women dead??? Fucking weirdo….. I will literally support and advocate for women until the day I die, deactivate your twitter account
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LOL FUNNY HOW TENCENT ALREADY MADE A BETTER LOOKING GAME THEN GAME FREAK LMFAOOO WHAT A DOGSHIT COMPANY
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I AM A POLITICAL ACCOUNT. I AM USING MY INFLUENCE TO MAKE A DIRECT IMPACT ON THE 2020 US ELECTION. WOMEN DM ME
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NINTENDO IS LITERALLY STUPID! LMFAO
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Any hot girls wanna talk to me in direct messages?
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Do I have a high tolerance for pain or do I not know how to properly communicate my emotions
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LOL this is gonna suck so bad I’m not waking up for this horseshit
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We have Pokémon news. You want Pokémon news. 🤔 Sounds to us like you should tune in tomorrow at 6 a.m. PDT for #PokemonPresents ! What do you think, Trainers?
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giant pokemon is stupid as fuck. follow @SerebiiNet for news i guess. fuck. what the fuck were they thinking
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Horny.
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I’ll shit in you’re mouth
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I like my balls in your face bitch
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LOL GET SHIT ON BRO
@realDonaldTrump
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They are finding Biden votes all over the place — in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. So bad for our Country!
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COUNT THIS 🖕🖕🖕
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STOP THE COUNT!
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Any girls wanna ruin my perception of love lol
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This you?
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MY MEAT HURT CAUSE I BEAT IT THREE CONSECUTIVE TIMES IN A ROW LMAO SHIT
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FUCK POKÉMON
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Nahhh wtf my plug just give me 😭😭😭
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I have tested positive for being Badass
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Bruh the voices in my head telling me crazy shit today 😂😂✨
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