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Sebastian

@SwissSebastian

5 months

typical Eastern European food: camembert cheese, cornichons, olives, sardines and the most common French bread.

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@TheWarKitchen

5 months

Eastern Europeans eat like this and live to 200 years old.

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9 months

Moment of truth: the best place to live is somewhere in here.

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3 months

The Absinthe Drinker, Café Slavia, Prague 1901 by Viktor Oliva.

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@SwissSebastian

6 months

I think about this picture a lot.

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@SwissSebastian

5 months

The Lamborghini Aventador has a door height of 5'6"

The Lord Zybach🇨🇭

@zybach717

5 months

Tall girls are the aristocrats choice for good reason Short girls expire after 25 and make you look like a peasant Tall girls remain beautiful forever and give you tall sons No brainer really

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@SwissSebastian

7 months

Once again, there are great things happening on instagram reels

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@SwissSebastian

29 days

Americans cannot comprehend that a meal can be tasty without dipping it in 50 different carcinogens

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@SwissSebastian

2 months

Happy 4th to all my American friends

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@SwissSebastian

3 months

Me and my bro in the empty gym discussing policies that would get us 3-4 lifetimes in prison

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@SwissSebastian

8 months

this is what 90% of western GDP is made up of btw

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@SwissSebastian

9 months

Americans, remember: I can smell your Doritos-coated hands all the way across The Pond. I know, for a fact, that you are from Kansas City, Missouri. You are not fooling me.

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Sebastian

@SwissSebastian

5 years

Fakt nikdy nepochopím, proč se někteří učitelé při zkoušení ptají “co by sis dal za známku?”

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5 years

Kdyz mi prodavacka nedá peníze do ruky, ale položí je

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5 years

skoncila si u me sry

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1 month

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@SwissSebastian

2 years

PROČ MÁ TAK DLOUHÝ RUCE

Zdeněk Hřib

@ZdenekHrib

2 years

Děláme město přívětivé k lidem! 🙂 Takhle jsme rozšířili obávaný tramvajový ostrůvek u Hlavního nádraží na dvojnásobek. Teď už se nemusíte bát, že byste na této rušné zastávce při vystupování z tramvaje vypadli do silnice. 👍

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@SwissSebastian

9 months

@churrascooooo Truth is, you need to be joie de vivre maxxing. It's that simple.

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@SwissSebastian

4 months

Americans don’t realize that in Europe genuinely no one cares about “the Jews”

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8 years

Rodiče mě nikdy za špatný známky netrestali. Mám je za to fakt rád a je mi líto všech lidí jejichž rodiče hrotí známky.

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3 months

My father was a manager at the age of 26. Now I wouldn’t even get his entry level job at 26. It’s all so tiresome.

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6 months

@user864213578 fall of the Berlin Wall. West German reaching out to shake hands with East German border guards.

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1 month

Billions of people can now read and write but the literacy rate is still the same as hundred years ago

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6 years

co to máte za rodiče že vás nechají být venku do pulnoci když je vám 14 wtf

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@SwissSebastian

4 months

A 5 years old gypsy girls passed me and my friend today and called us "white piece of shit". I'd like to make a point here but this is just depressing.

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@SwissSebastian

5 months

"why is this legal?" To repel all the American tourists.

Dima 🦊

@Dima_heyqq

5 months

One thing I really hate about Vienna are FUCKING smokers. - great weather - decide to eat outside - get a table at a nice terrace And then you get about 80% of people FUCKING smoking… you can’t enjoy anything outside… Like now… 7/10 tables were smoking… why is this legal?

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6 years

Ja tomu psovi tak zavidim ze muze byt celej den doma a spat

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4 months

@renenum10 A gypsy nation would be the world's first 4th world country

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4 years

Může být něco víc českýho než tohle??????

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3 months

The leader of a New American Right should be a 6’5” Anglo beast and not some closeted homosexual named like a construction worker from Tijuana.

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@SwissSebastian

6 months

Apparently, these are the cigarettes Ernst Jünger smoked later in his life. Make with this information what you will.

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@SwissSebastian

8 years

Nechápu proč se na škole neučí etiketa. Jako fajn že děcka na ZŠ umí trojčlenku ale když se chovají u stolu jak hovada tak je to k ničemu.

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4 months

Cafés should hire me to lounge around, drink coffee and read books all day. Having a handsome young man sitting in your café must be good for business

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@SwissSebastian

6 years

Jmenuje se manželka Jaromíra Soukupa prostě manželka Jaromíra Soukupa?

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@SwissSebastian

6 years

Když máte peníze na přenosnej reprák, tak mate určitě peníze na sluchátka kokoti

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4 months

The gym trainer here is forcing an overweight middle aged woman to do burpees. She’s never coming back dawg

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4 months

I increasingly feel like I should do something drastic with my life.

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6 years

Top 5 nejotravnějších věcí jaké lidské ucho může slyšet: 1. Tomio Okamure 2 .Komáři 3. Carrie Kirsten 4. “Vlak na trase x bude mít spoždení 40 minut” 5. Sousedova sekačka v neděli rano

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4 months

I cannot stand the ubernationalism of the Balkans. I seriously do not care which one of your countries had toilets first, fuck off.

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@SwissSebastian

2 months

Imagine going to “Croatia”

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@SwissSebastian

8 years

nechápu jak jsou holky schopný si dělat do školy ty složitý účesy když já ani pomalu nestíhám se ráno vychcat lol

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Congo war was so kino

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@SwissSebastian

7 years

Můj pitný režim: Napiju se když mám žížeň

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@SwissSebastian

7 years

Proč se dá ztloustnout mnohem rychleji než zhubnout?

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8 months

Alpinism

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7 years

Lidi co na instagram dávájí screen svýho profilu s tím že tam dali novou fotku a ať jim dám like. To jste až takový attention whore?

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8 months

I am an anarch – not because I despise authority, but because I need it. Likewise, I am not a nonbeliever, but a man who demands something worth believing in. - Ernst Jünger

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6 years

Proč mam tak na piču pleť achjo

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2 months

In the mountains, there you feel free.

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5 years

Michal David- nevezmu tě z diskotéky domů 2

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@SwissSebastian

5 years

O muj boze moje gf je prekrasna

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@SwissSebastian

3 months

Café is for socializing. Go to office if you want to work.

@levelsio

3 months

The difference between European and American cafes is so stark In Europe many don't allow laptops anymore In America they usually do and people are working on something cool!

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Jünger carried a copy of Homer in his pocket and imagined himself a Greek hero of the Trojan War.

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@SwissSebastian

4 months

The people on here hyping up Eastern Europe as some kind of Western saviour are completely delusional. It's simply much more likely for W. Europe to leave the American sphere and perform remigration than it is for E.E. to fix its numerous, centuries-old issues.

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@SwissSebastian

6 years

Funfact: Můžete někomu popřát k narozeninám aniž byste o tom museli dělat sto instastories

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6 years

náhlý vlny smutku i like moc

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8 years

You vs. the guy not to worry about

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11 months

The German language is absolutely breathtaking at times. "Sehnsucht", "Abendrot", any line written by Hölderlin. Only an analphabet could call the language of Goethe and Schiller ugly.

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@SwissSebastian

8 months

American-style puritanism is the worst import that could take hold in Europe. I like miniskirts and copious amounts of red wine. I don't care about "muh loose morals". I want to enjoy life.

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3 months

timeline cleanse

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Sometimes I like to ponder what my great-grandfathers would do if they were in my shoes. The answer is always violence.

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@SwissSebastian

6 years

Já když mám nervy tak do sebe nedostanu ani žvejku a nebo sním celej Kaufland nic mezi

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@SwissSebastian

7 years

“Jebem na to” byl takovej českej gucci gang

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6 months

"..."

Abraham Ash

@Historycourses

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Grown men should not walk around publicly in shorts

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7 years

"tell me dirty things" "český chodníky na podzim"

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7 years

Pamatujete když jste měli svoje spolužáky rádi? Já taky ne

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"a proč nechceš mít v budoucnu děti?" promin neslyším vás přes moje letenky.

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@SwissSebastian

5 years

jako nevim čím je Billie Eilish specialni když vypadá jak generic white smažka tady z Přerova

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@SwissSebastian

8 years

Life of Andrej

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English Romantic Poets were madmen. I am nothing.

The Ribald Revolutionary

@PriestIncitatus

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Percy Bysshe Shelley kept a ridiculous schedule while he was in college. He would read for 16 hours a day and slept only from 6 to 10 p.m. while curling himself up on a rug in front of the fireplace. Only to then get up and conduct chemistry experiments throughout the night.

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@SwissSebastian

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Británie: řešení brexitu v nedohlednu Česko: premiér unesl svého syna na Krym USA: Kalifornie v plamenech Švýcarsko: um, hele lidi? měly by mít krávy rohy nebo ne?

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I am decently well-read but I pale in comparison to previous generations.

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@SwissSebastian

6 years

Má Queen vůbec nějakou písničku která není masterpiece?

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At the main train station thinking about eugenics

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@SwissSebastian

6 years

Facts: Nebýt nudes tak už Snapchat neexistuje

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@SwissSebastian

8 months

These long puffer jackets are seriously the worst trend of recent years. Neither a coat nor a jacket, it's a parody of itself. Just hideous.

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@SwissSebastian

6 years

Naše rodina a tradice: Matka vypnula znovek aby ráno nikdo nemohl zvonit a budit nás

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6 months

Really makes you wonder

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@SwissSebastian

7 years

Problémy ostatních: "doufám že nejsem těhotná" Já a problémy: "můj oblíbený interpret pořád nevydal album"

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@SwissSebastian

7 years

Idk Není to jakože samozřejmost

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@txmxs23

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V životě jsem nepodvedl svojí přítelkyni. #priznani

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Austrian excellence

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@SwissSebastian

7 years

stejně bych byl nejradši kdyby to vyhrál Hilšer

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7 years

Už se těším na hroty kvuli naprostým blbostem ve skole<333

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@SwissSebastian

7 years

*něco píšu* x: "OMG, ty si levák??? jeden kamarádův bratr zná psa a jeho majitel je taky levák!" :)))

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@SwissSebastian

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Leipzig Central Station, decorated with symbols marking the 20th anniversary of East Germany, 1969

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@SwissSebastian

4 months

You can tell which train goes to Poland by the mere expression of the people grouped up on the platform. They all stare like this.

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7 years

Kliční kosti jsou hot

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3 months

We've become a civilization of hypochondriacs. Everywhere you go you see talks about cancer and a multitude of other illnesses. Every law is about preventing this or that death. This is so prevalent that we forget the most common cause of death for those under 45: suicide.

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@SwissSebastian

6 years

Jako neřikám že Chorvatsko neni hezky ale Baví vás tam jezdit každej rok? Těch x hodin autem? Zvlášt když je tam tolik čechu?

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@SwissSebastian