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Marketing @AvailProject | Here for the vibes and to post every waking thought of mine

Bangalore
Joined March 2019
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@SwethaPD
Swetha Priyadharshini
2 months
Elon just called the app Twitter
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4 years
Boys think sex in the shower is a great idea till they realise girls shower in boiling hot water
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3 years
Flirt with a Tamil boy and he'll ask "Saptiya?"
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4 years
If we dated for less than 3 months, it wasn't a relationship bro. It was an internship.
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3 years
Started talking to people in Tamil every time they talk to me in Hindi after I tell them I don't really speak Hindi
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2 nights ago, friends threw a house party. No music. The neighbors called the cops for “public nuisance” based on the no. of vehicles outside the house A temple nearby has been playing loud drums all of last night til 5am, started again at 10am today. This is not public nuisance
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4 years
Guys really are getting creative. I said yes, btw.
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2 years
Just found that @eIonmusk account is suspended and not @elonmusk 🤯
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4 years
I'm on fire today
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2 years
Just got laid off from twitter and I am looking for PM roles. I was the one responsible for the bookmark button under the share option.
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1 year
Oh no, we worked on ourselves to make sure we become a great partner or a perhaps a great parent in the long run and build a family that we hoped we had. And you’re not going to bring your privilege to tell us we’re not worthy of love.
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Shruti Chaturvedi 🇮🇳
1 year
Avoid dating those with dysfunctional families. Whatever little I’ve seen, difficult childhood & troubled relationship with parents always reflects in people’s adult relationships. Not their fault they are victims of bad parenting, but it’s a repair project you can avoid.
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How is it fair that Reema Sen in Vallavan was villainized but Vijay Devarkonda in Arjun Reddy was romanticized?
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4 years
I swear Among Us phase was the best phase during lockdown
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4 years
Colleges in Chennai according to Kollywood - NIFT, SRM, SSN
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2 years
Nice meetup pics bro, show me what you're actually building
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2 years
Bangalore - where all ideas become a reality for some reason
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9 months
Family: Why do you diet? You shouldn’t be on a diet. You look fine, you don’t have to lose weight at all. DON’T DIET!! IT’S BAD FOR YOU!!! The diet in question:
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3 years
Nobody: My stomach at 3am: grrrrrrrrrrrr 😔
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4 years
I'm a simple girl. I see a cute boy on Twitter, I hit follow 🌚
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4 years
If you remember this man, you had a pretty screwed up school life
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3 years
Ya so did you all stop watching porn when they banned porn sites?
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4 years
Most of us loved OK Kanmani only because we've all had fuckbuddies we've caught feelings for. Couldn't help but find it relatable 🌚 #6YearsOfOKKanmani
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4 years
I'm bye-sexual. I leave anyone I'm sexually attracted to to save myself from getting hurt.
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He posted a story wearing a tshirt that said "Basketball is my girlfriend" And I replied "Hi! I'm basketball" and I got seenzoned. This is why I don't shoot my shot.
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4 years
Did you say side profile?
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3 years
Pro tip: You won't have problems in your dating life if you don't have a dating life
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1 year
10 days ago, I wanted to go to Thailand. My sweetest and weirdly as unhinged as me boyfriend made me book my tickets the same day. It’s been a week of the two of us swimming with turtles and fishes, catching breathtaking sunsets, hopping from one pretty cafe to another and
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3 years
We set the merch kit standards high @0xcopestudio @0xPolygon @polygonstudios
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4 years
I think major part of growing up is basically learning that almost everyone has premarital sex
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4 years
How do I invest in petrol?
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3 years
When you find a relatable meme you want to send him but it says "girlfriend" and you're not his girlfriend so you just look at it till it gets lost in the feed
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4 years
Don't bring the follow-unfollow culture to twitter. Stay on Instagram.
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3 years
Ya but never got to try it because my parents said it was made of sewage water
@takeaachillpill
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Are u this old??
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All these north Indians have been calling me ignorant for not being able to fluently talk in hindi but they don't know that Karnatak is not a state, Kannad is not a language, Madras is not Tamil Nadu and Andhra Pradesh & Telanganga are two different states. The ignorance.
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2 years
Paint it purple, @0xPolygon said. I took it quite too literally.
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3 years
Whoever is going to be the 421st like, you better don't
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What motivates me to turn up to work everyday? Depression. I’m at my most creative self when I’m most depressed. More depression = more quality work = more monies. I call this the depression economic model.
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3 years
Nobody: Quora questions: I earn 25 LPA, is it enough to life a comfortable life in Bangalore?
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2 years
Want to travel a lot, see the world, also want to be consistent with the gym, eating healthy and resting when necessary, also want to save money, and also want to be around friends and family more
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3 years
"You attract what you fear" Me: AAAAAAAHH EMOTIONALLY AVAILABLE MEN
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4 years
I CAN'T 🤣
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4 years
I don't have the patience to explain the difference between hot and boiling hot
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2 years
My turn to look for flatmates 🥲 My flatmates are moving out soon and I really don't want to give up on this flat. 3bhk, gated community, fully furnished, in the middle of HSR and Bellandur, no restrictions whatsoever and I'm said to be v cool. DM for pics RT pls 🙏🏾
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Man I miss the days when people on Facebook played Farmville and didn't post their wedding pictures
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3 years
Salem sky 🥰
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4 years
Forget sexual frustration. It's been 6 months since I hugged anyone 💔
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4 years
A concept: porn for women made by women
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2 years
The best kind of friendship and love are the ones that feel easy. No forced conversations, no forced plans, no forced silence.
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3 years
It only takes one borderline thirst trap to get guys who haven't spoken to you in years text you
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3 years
I know you've heard this enough but 2022 is just 22 days away and I'm still in 2020
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2 years
Lifting for 3 months consistently has been the hardest thing I've ever done but now I get why all you gymbros are obsessed with it
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4 years
Do you think Instagram and Twitter is toxic? Bro have you used LinkedIn?
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3 years
Found so many women named Peter on LinkedIn today. Turns out Dutch women are changing their name to Peter to highlight the inequality in hiring. A report found that Netherlands' top 100 companies had more CEOs named Peter than women CEOs. Hence #MijnNaamIsPeter . Love it.
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3 years
"I lead the marketing team here" "Oh, nice! How many of you in the team?" "Just me" "........"
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3 years
How is everyone dealing with the lack of physical contact?
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4 years
I love watching people fall in love. But watching myself fall in love is fucking scary, so please leave me alone.
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3 years
Bro @VishalKOfficial Wanna tell us what were you thinking on 2 December 2017?
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4 years
Spending the day with someone and coming back home smelling like them >>>>>>>
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Should I unmatch?
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When I say I miss my ex, I think I actually miss being prioritized, valued, counted on, knowing I have someone to count on and going to bed knowing I make someone happy everyday. I don't actually miss them, I just miss the feeling.
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I will never forgive what the hookup culture has done to dating
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What's the point in spending lakhs on a wedding if the bride and groom aren't having fun? 🤷🏾‍♀️
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3 years
Beginning to mentally prepare myself for another lockdown
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4 years
Levels of comfort: 1. Sending them voice notes 2. Sending them ugly photos 3. Meeting them without makeup 4. Pooping at their place
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3 years
Pro tip: Your dating life won't suck if you don't have a life. Follow me for more.
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You're proud about the university you went to and mine is proud I went there. We're not the same bro.
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1 year
OK WE PULLED UP
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3 years
Me to my mom: Take cute candid pictures of me when we go out Pictures my mom takes:
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Started using 🥲 and never stopped
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4 years
Men. Smh 🤦🏾‍♀️
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3 months
3 years ago on this day, I was crying because I, a marketer who just moved from FMCG to tech, didn’t know what an SDK was. Everyone in my team, all developers and PMs seemed to understand. It just sounds funny now.
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Vegetarians gotta stop saying Briyani is bae and Shawarma is love. Gtfo and eat paneer butter masala 😡😡😡
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Saved his contact as Microsoft cuz it was micro and soft
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2 years
If you're ever curious of what it's like to work in a web3 product studio, here are some of my highlights from just this week. 🧵
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2 years
web2 web3 me: me:
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3 years
Do you ever say yes to a plan and instantly regret?
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4 years
17 yo me: Mom, I'm an adult. I know what I'm doing. 22 yo me: Mom, please come to Chennai. My pants' zipper got stuck.
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GUYS!!!! This 5 yo I met today thinks I’m cool and decided to sleep next to me, spoke to me till 3am and I truly feel like the chosen one I’m open to babysitting all your kids. They’ll love me and istg I won’t let them stay up beyond their bedtime. This was an one off incident.
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3 years
All of us were excited for 2022 for what? To get tested positive?
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4 years
Should we file a complaint against Ola for their offensive name?
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4 years
I think Guru is such an underappreciated Rahman album
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I'm actually pretty but don't have pretty pictures. That's why I hate my life.
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4 years
I'm 32 minutes into my 10 minutes break. Sup?
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3 years
Auto driver asked if I'm married. The end of my youth is here.
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4 years
Look how small my hand is *keeps hand against theirs to compare*
@Tinder_India
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How to tell someone you like them without telling them you like them 🥺👉👈
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Please stop using words like bipolar, OCD, claustrophobic, PTSD as random adjectives while there are people ACTUALLY suffering. Thanks.
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3 years
Lesson #1 - Always carry a jacket when you're in Bangalore
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3 years
I went to shower and my sister did an amazing job
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4 years
I believe we overshare on the internet because it sometimes helps to know that we're not alone. Keep oversharing ppl. I gotchu ❤
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4 years
I've caught feelings for someone over texts and I'll forever be embarrassed by this
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Thank god Twitter doesn't have a "memories" feature. Nobody wants a reminder of dumb impulsive things they've said.
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Grief is such a funny thing. All you have to do is go to a particular city or catch a whiff of a familiar smell or find someone who resembles them. Your heart sinks and suddenly you’re crying in the middle of Adyar Ananda Bhavan.
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4 years
People going out to drink and party now should really really be ashamed. Don't have enough words to express how much I want to punch them in the face.
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3 years
The like button is now pink!!! (Am I too late?)
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4 years
In today's episode of information you did not ask for
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“Buidl” is cringe
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Spotted northern lights in Bangalore last night 😱
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4 years
My covid anxiety is back. Never leaving the house for another year ✌🏾
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How I feel talking to myself from two different accounts 🤫🧏🏽‍♀️
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Tried charging my phone with my laptop and this mf is charging my laptop with my phone
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