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Joined March 2011
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@Swarlayzers
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Hey all! Launched Prose & Claws - an NBA & Raptors blog this morning Got a fair bit of content coming out this week and would love for you guys to check it out Subscribe for free to stay updated, would also really help us out and is much appreciated!
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@Swarlayzers
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Steve Nash having to root for Kyrie Irving is hilarious
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CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable
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Steve Nash is only fired up because Dirk elbowed him in the chest 😂
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@Swarlayzers
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Evan Turner got a family of frogs living in his throat talking about how someone else sounds
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ALEMEDA’S # 1 FAN
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you’re nothing, but a bitch @thekidet
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@Swarlayzers
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@MuchoTV2 "turn right at the cemetery drive by the hospital and take the first side road on the left, its the house with the green gate opposite the street barber stand"
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@Swarlayzers
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4CHANdler Parsons prolly the best nickname I've heard so far
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Soundtrack Sportz
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Gordon Hayward's last 5 games: 4.4 PTS, 2.6 AST, 2.4 REB, 24.9% FG, 12.5% 3PT $31,000,000 salary this season...
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@Swarlayzers
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A good Nurse is better than a bad Doc
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@Swarlayzers
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Kyle Lowry: *continues to exist* National Media: "wow I just have no idea how the Raptors have remained this good it confounds me"
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@Swarlayzers
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Imagine telling someone from 2013-2014 that Kawhi Leonard, Marc Gasol, Serge Ibaka, and Jeremy Lin would all be on the Toronto Raptors. Wild random
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@Swarlayzers
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She did it for her dad and gave up after 1 punch LMAOOOOOOOOOO What a LOSER
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Steve McGuire
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“I wanted this victory at all costs. Just for my father.” Italian boxer Angela Carini emotionally discusses winning for her late father after securing a spot at the Paris Olympics. She just forfeited her match against Imane Khelif, who is male.
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@Swarlayzers
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This is the most Toronto shit I die laughing everytime
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@Swarlayzers
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Raptor fans stressed Kawhi:
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@Swarlayzers
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Good night kings, memories never die
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@Swarlayzers
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Nick Nurse coaching tree
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Since holding FVVjr Norm has gone off 12 games 19.6p, 3.5r, 1.9a, 1.7stls 58/49/83 splits on 5.5 3PAs magic baby
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Never once did I worry down the stretch that entire season Kawhi was like a weighted blanket got to watch games on easy mode
@UTD_m4
MVP4​​​​
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Kawhi Leonard was so clutch for the Raptors
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@Swarlayzers
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Yall remember when the Raptors played Indiana in the first round of the playoffs and due to the cheap tickets fans drove down to Indy for the game and we got this fan reaction video Homie was legit confounded
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@Swarlayzers
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Nick Nurse already in midseason form
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I like how Embiid is allowed to be sick and hurt. KD and Klay are allowed to be hurt. And that get used against the Raptors run. Even though Kawhi had one leg after game 3 against Philly, and Kyle Lowry literally couldn't use his left hand.
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@Swarlayzers
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Scottie Barnes being a Raptor for atleast 7 years is so awesome lmaooooooo
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Kyle Lowry in the ECF vs the Bucks 19.2 points 5.5 rebs 5.2 asts 51 FG% 46.5 3FG% 71 TS% 3:1 Ast:TO Playoff Performer
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Lmaooo yo wut
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start the season
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Raptor fans over the years to Kyle Lowry 2013-2015: FAT 2016: CHOKER 2017: TRADE LOWRY signs at JP 2018: DECLINING, OVERPAID, SHOULD HAVE NEVER GOLFED ON THAT WRIST INJURY 2019: FAT, TRADE HIM FOR CONLEY, ZERO POINTS?! Finals: THATS MY POINT GUARD 2020: FRED BETTER?
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@Swarlayzers
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No franchise has a higher winning percentage in the NBA Finals than the Toronto Raptors
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A Canadian kid ruining LeBron's twilight years is a sweet sweet revenge
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lmaooo the replies on this
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Bleacher Report
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Raptors hire assistant Nick Nurse to replace Dwane Casey as new head coach, per @wojespn
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Raptors being 3-0 without Kyle Lowry so of course a segment of fans are going to start calling for a trade, as is tradition every season because they are dumb
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Thad Young gunna find OG and Pascal a bunch of easy buckets and set nasty screens for Fred and we all gunna love him
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Please end it thursday so I can stop watching basketball and focus on my life again
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Also dying at the Clippers entire ethos being to slowly recreate the championship Raptors one piece at a time
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I am fucking dying at this Celtic fan trying to clown me by boasting about championships won during world war 2
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Norm Powell Pascal Siakam Fred VanVleet OG Anunoby Have never been a part of an under 50 win team in their careers Thats our young core
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@Swarlayzers
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NBA and sports leagues in general have their owners hold cities hostage to pay for their massive stadiums They 100% have the power to affect real change in their communities
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Kawhi could have saved the NBA a lot of trouble by just running it back in Toronto for a year or two. Instead we gotta pretend the Bucks have a super team with Bogdan Bogdanovic
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I'm so happy the Raptors have Masai and Bobby Imagine being a fan of a team with a bad front office
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Chris Boucher never playing again is a bit sad cause the one thing he did best was play hard every damn second
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If Kawhi really did BUY a house in Toronto instead of rent the NBA needs to do a tampering investigation cause even on an NBA salary no one can just afford to BUY a house in Toronto.
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@Swarlayzers
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These are pictures of Masai and Giannis reacting to this headline lmaooo
@ComplexSports
Complex Sports
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The Knicks are reportedly eyeing Raptors president Masai Ujiri so they can lure Giannis in 2021. More:
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@Swarlayzers
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I saw an ESPN personally point out that Barnes was amongst the lowest in fouls per pain touch AND USED THAT TO DISCREDIT DARKO'S CLAIM Said Scottie doesn't get fouled like that so it doesn't matter if he drove in the game SIR THAT STAT IS THE ENTIRE POINT
@DownToBlack
Chris Black
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Out of 51 players averaging 20+ pts per game this year, the 6'7, 240-pound Scottie Barnes ranks 44th in free throws per game & nearly everyone below him is a primary 3-point shooter. Barnes deserves more respect from NBA refs! This is what Darko Rajaković's tirade was about:
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@Swarlayzers
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"Last Siakam Swirl McFlurry"
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Masai interviewed Bud. Realized he was white Casey. Let him go to Milwaukee to set up this disappointing end for Giannis. Giannis to Toronto 2021 ohhhhh baby
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Is the Raptors development program really that good or does Kyle Lowry just make everyone look like a star
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This is probably my favourite Kyle pic
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@Swarlayzers
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Kawhi threw away a threepeat never forget it
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Magic Baby update Norm Powell in 25 games since this moment 19.6p 3.6r 1.8a 1.7stls 53/42/84 on 6 3PAs a game
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And people asked why Masai wanted the moon and the stars for his players These Toronto guys were special special players
@NBA_NewYork
New York Basketball
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👀 "New York is (and this is not a miscalculation or typo — and no you’re not misunderstanding anything) 42 points per 100 possessions better with Anunoby on the court…" Much more from Fred Katz on Anunoby's impact as his old team pulls up to the Garden:
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If the Raptors do reach the point where they Trade Pascal please understand that's a failure on their part, Not Pascal's. They developed and all star all-nba player and then failed in building beneath him. Its the young players they invested in that are flopping
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@Swarlayzers
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Kawhi threw away a dynasty for this bullshit lmfaooooo
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This is just funny looool
@eunhaelove__
wookie's mom 🌹
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Kawhi really loves Toronto that much that not only did he wear Blue Jays jersey while in Barbados but also brought shoppers drug mart bag #HeStays fam
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LMAOOOO
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I am legit going to cry if these guys never play another game together. I love these 7 more than anything
You can’t convince me we wouldn’t have repeated, sorry
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I honestly hate all of you who want and ask and beg for a Kyle Lowry trade He is literally the most fun Raptor to watch ever. I want every last game until he decides to hang it up or leave
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I miss hims*
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@dalysyt
dalys👺
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“I miss him” and it’s just a sports player
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@Swarlayzers
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This is a pretty bad faith excerpt from a piece that specifically talks about how he's owned the role and been a leader on the team amongst the bench.
@TheDunkCentral
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Dennis Schroder reportedly wanted to lead his own team and was apparently unhappy about coming off the bench in Toronto prior to the Immanuel Quickley trade, per @michaelgrange (Via )
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Dying at Scottie being at his draft party a real surprise pick I guess lol
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Ive stared at the Pistons roster for as long as humanly possible there is literally nothing
@NBATradeReport
NBATradeReport
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#Sources — Pistons will be “all-in” on Toronto’s Pascal Siakam as the NBA trade deadline approaches. #NBA
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@Swarlayzers
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So I'll say it since no one else will. Kawhi gave up on a dynasty
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OG is definitely a tradeable Raptor. But also you only would trade him as the centerpiece for an established star to make your team a contender Masai didn't trade OG for Kawhi you think he's getting moved for Myles?!?
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Kawhi made a shoe with a Raptor insole and named his shoe OMNI 1 in respect to OMNI tv, he is defs staying
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Underrated about Pascal His stamina is absurd He is playing hard defense and in the number 1 guy on offense and never looks tired playing 37 to 40 minutes its wild
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Retire the 43. Toronto Forever
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@pskills43
pascal siakam
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Toronto, thank you for everything. This one’s for you. ❤️ @PlayersTribune
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One of the most important IG posts in Raptor history Hit like water in a desert
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@PascalFanClub
Pascal Propaganda
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Five most memorable free agencies in Raptors history 1. Kawhi Leonard in 2019 2. Kyle Lowry in 2014 3. Fred VanVleet in 2023 4. Chris Bosh in 2010 5. DeMar DeRozan in 2016 HMs: Fred VanVleet in 2020, Serge Ibaka and Kyle Lowry in 2017
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I always wanted to know about this lmao Jeff Teague hilarious
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Don't talk to me
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People said Christian Wood was better than Pascal this past summer btw
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The Raptors gave up on Pascal Siakam, thats how bad they fucked up building their team
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Pascal a better Raptor than Bosh at this point
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cmon now
@kings_muse
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What’s the biggest crowd pop in NBA history?
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EVERY KYLE TEAMMATE KNOWS HE'S THE ULTIMATE POINT GUARD FOR A BIG MAN
@sergeibaka
Serge Ibaka
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Damn, Bam just got my boy @Klow7 he is about to have a career year!!
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Kyle Lowry won that quarter by himself. Nurse told him go fix this shit and he ran that lineup to perfection
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Lmaoo I love this team 😭😭😭😭
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You know what the funny part is?
@BucksFilmRoom
Bucks Film Room
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@Kungu_NBA The funny part is a franchise that historically choked in the postseason suddenly says the playoffs are the only thing that matters because one guy made it happen.
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This is such a real feeling and what makes this place so special
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Toronto, thank you for everything. This one’s for you. ❤️ @PlayersTribune
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Pascal running full court to videobomb this interview with pure gold
@Sportsnet
Sportsnet
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"I do my best to go out there and do everything I can do." Matt Thomas speaks about his big performance against the @Bucks .
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@6seasonspodcast
Hi, I'm Alex and this is Six Seasons & a Podcast
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Who’s got that one Community clip?
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I WAS NOT READY FOR THE CAMERA PAN LMAOO
@BASKETBALLonX
BASKETBALL ON 𝕏
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Scottie Barnes on his goals and what to expect next season 👀 “Step more into a leader role. Losing Fred was a huge lost but it opens up more opportunities for other people … Expect great things from us, I think we’re going to do really good this year”
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Any talk of O.G. Anunoby being expendable is absurd. He is CRUCIAL for the Raptors defense. He wiped out so many Raptor mistakes in hybrid units and the starters Please stop it
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Literally every player is in this except for....
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I say it's a no brainer but Ill ask Is Pascal Siakam on the Raptors jersey retirement list? I say Kyle DeMar Vince and Pascal are locks
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Marc Gasol and those beautiful Raptors defensive rotations I love this team
@sprdsheet
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Biggest myth from last season. Kawhi stopped Giannis.
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DeMar and Kyle getting their flowers now on american teams is both awesome but also BEYOND OVERDUE and very annoying
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OG Scottie Pascal about to have teams in HELL
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The Toronto Raptors won the NBA Championship it literally makes me smile every time bro how lollll
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"Your son trash at ball" "What you mean MY son?!"
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lmao a classic
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Yuta is a great pickup by the Raptors, a steal even. Makes you say What a Nab eh?
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Every nerwork pushing this Nick Nurse confusing Tatum narrative like they forget FANS USED TO HE THERE LIKE TATUM DECIDE 6 FOOT WHITE DUDE IN GLASSES AND DOCKER WAS DANIEL THEIS ALSO HE THREW IT WIDE OF NURSE TOO!!!
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Heat Culture
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Literally half of UW and UofT work in silicon valley lmaoo
@WalderSports
Chris Walder
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It sounds like there's quite a few Raptors fans at Oracle tonight. We travel well.
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Raptors Front Office: So yeah Kawhi, basically you can do whatever you want, we will keep you healthier than ever, and bring back the same roster that won a championship, all while our fans buy out every New Balance product in stock Clipper Front Office:
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When Bucks fans say the Raptors only beat them because "one guy" what they mean is The Raptors only won because the Bucks only have "one guy" on their entire team that shows up in the playoffs
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Why did they sub out Paul George in garbage time?
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his answer was literally they adapted to me
@NBA
NBA
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After win No. 5 in a row, Kyle Lowry speaks on adapting quickly to the @MiamiHEAT system!
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Kawhi turned away chips to go be with Family. Giannis forced his family to move to Milwaukee to win a chip
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The Raptors have won 11/16 quarters and lead for 75% of the minutes in this series. But tell me again how the raptors are just lucky the Bucks aren't hitting shots and Kawhi has no help
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Kyle is the greatest Raptor of all time, But DeMar is responsible for revamping the culture. Him and Kyle pulled us out of perpetual irrelevance Masai is great, but culture doesn't exist without player buy in and Kyle and DeMar fighting off the tank in 2013 birthed this.
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Scored 26 in the last game of the nba playoffs... in a win... because the Raptors won the NBA Championship
@notjoshhart
young joshua
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kyle lowry scored zero points in game 1 of the nba playoffs
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WELL THAT WAS FAST
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@Alf954 More championships than teams in the league for most of em
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Americans are the weirdest fucking people on earth
@choo_ek
Esther Choo, MD MPH
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I’m sitting here struggling for words and my friend nailed it: “She was our Princess Leia” #RBG
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Scottie Barnes just showing up and dropping 18 and 8 every night is insane
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