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Suresh de Silva

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3 years

My 83 year old aunt (only blood family I have) just called and told me she finished church and went to Galle Face now, to the protest. Pacemaker. Needs a cane to walk. Eighty fucking three. Made me so proud right now. 🖤🇱🇰✊🏽

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2 years

I just can't 😂

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2 years

She's here 😍. She's finally here 😭

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Suresh de Silva

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3 years

Spot on.

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2 years

🧵 Seasonal Gratitude (Pls Read) I have lived alone most of my life. Having lost both parents at different stages. I was homeless by the time I was 20. My 20s were a blur of parties, narcotics, booze, bad company while straddling the band, a profession & a personal life.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

So this happened! BTW she said AYE 😊🤪😏🫡🤘🏻

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Suresh de Silva

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3 years

Does no one else think Iraj should be neutered and shipped to the Amazon rainforest even now?!?

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Suresh de Silva

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3 years

When Lanka Hospitals celebrates World 'Diabetes' Day! 👌🏼🤣 #srilanka #likenoother

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2 years

❤️‍🔥

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Suresh de Silva

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3 years

No more words required.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

This is my Partner's BILs baggage after an official work trip. Sri Lankan Airlines. This is a bloody atrocity. Looking at you 😠.

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

Someone just asked me if I am Tamil or Sinhalese. I answered: Sri Lankan.

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Suresh de Silva

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11 months

Meanwhile, in Sri Lanka: when the foe of your foe is beating your more hated foe!

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Suresh de Silva

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3 years

Rather relevant still no?

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

Ladies and Gents of 🐥. Thought I'll finally drop some astronomical tidings with you guys - that I've been meaning to share for a few weeks now. Yours truly is going to be a Dad 😊. Jess is going to be a Mom 😊. Parents, we are going to be 🔥. Blessed and Bloody Thrilled.

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2 years

If a picture speaks a 1000 words, this here encapsulates what our education system truly is.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

Ladies & Gents, Jess and I are elated to announce that we are blessed with a baby girl!!!!! 😊☺️🥰😥😢😭😍🤩🙃☺️😊 This Metalhead has thus melted into blueberry ice cream ❤️‍🔥💘💝💖❤️‍🔥 #Blessings #BIGNEWS #babygirl #Happiness #blownaway

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

𝘾𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙂𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙙𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙞𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙙𝙚 𝙎𝙞𝙡𝙫𝙖 😊❤️‍🔥🔥 Calli for short!

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

🧵 I would like to share a true story with you guys. Please bear with me as this is a tad lengthy. I don't always feel the need to have to justify or explain myself, but there seems to be some misunderstanding with regards to my 'affluence' & supposed financial station.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

Lucifer requests that Sri Lanka removes Rosy Senanayake.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

Phatso passed away a short while ago. He was unwell today and I looked for vehicles everywhere to take him to the vets. The only ones with fuel refused to take a dog. I couldn't even be with him when he passed, was looking for tukses on the road. 🥺😭💔 Shattered.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

🧵 An IT related Suicide 1. Just got wind that a tech company considered a 'great place to work' had a young employee take his life due to work stress, being overworked, and having HR reject his constant appeals of wanting to resign.

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

Yes indeed. Kasturi's absence will no doubt be felt beyond measure. But how will HAMAS take it???? 🙈

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

Old Boy passed away this morning. I was with him, cradling him on my lap on the floor until the struggle ceased and the light went out of his eyes. I kept telling him he's an old warrior who'll head straight to Cat Valhalla 🥺💔 Buried him. Bad scene.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

Snuck in a selfie whilst the Jess was in the washroom. Looks like the Princess-to-be shall arrive today on the 16th of Feb!

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

No lavish celebrations or splurging of funds for customs. Smartly investing those funds for our soon 2 be daughter, 2 live in comfort & not spend the formative years together settling debts. Sinatra did it his way. The Jess & I did it our way. Thanks for all your wishes guys 🖤

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

🧵 The Jess of Staves The Jess is the strongest, bravest, and most resilient soul I know. Unlike me, she doesn't post stuff much on her socials, prefering to keep every triumph, hurdle & life event mostly close to her heart & away from public perusal.

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Suresh de Silva

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3 years

“Let yourself be silently drawn by the stronger pull of what you really love.” ~ Rumi

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

Just saw a former Mrs.Sri Lanka chastise and reprimand the old cleaning gent at the gym for vacuuming too close to her, cackling: 'Aw Mi Gawd. Owuka methanin geniyanawww. Mata work out karanna baha!' Wait for it. She was on a treadmill 🤣

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

Whilst I was grabbing a Heineken little while ago, fella comes and says 'Uncle you have a maara patta voice ah. Didn't know anyone here in 🇱🇰 had that kind of range! You should really start a band.' 😆 Me: 'I shall do that. Thank you so much.' 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Suresh de Silva

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5 months

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Suresh de Silva

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9 months

We are 11 months old today! ❤️‍🔥

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

🧵 PICKME THREAT 😡 (1/4) Jess, Calli & I are house hunting this morning. We booked a car. The driver couldn't find the location. When he got there Jess asked him to give us a few minutes as we need to close up & bring a 4 month old down. He kept calling over & over impatiently.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

Chatted with a gen z last night, he said: 'I don't get how anyone could enjoy Tʜᴇ Gᴏᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ.Tried watching it & fell asleep. Just old men dressed funny, talking non-stop. No superpowers or action. They can't ACT even." 🤦🏽‍♂️ Good thing I am a law-abiding citizen or...

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Suresh de Silva

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3 years

1 Year Together! මාර සීන් 😬

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

Trust should be built. Respect should be earned. Life should be lived. Humility should be taught. Patience should be sought. Knowledge should be shared. Experience should be treasured. Pain should be felt. Integrity should be measured. Talent should be nurtured.

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Suresh de Silva

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11 months

Acquired my 𝐄𝐱𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 Degree specializing in 𝗗𝗶𝗴𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴! ❤️‍🔥🔥🤘🏻 I now have a Double Masters, CIM and a BBA. Skipped graduation in Malaysia, deciding instead to utilise that money to fund my Doctorate 😊

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Suresh de Silva

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3 years

Master of Business Administration 👨🏽‍🎓 #lifegoals #metalhead #MBA

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

Life isn't fair. Never was. Never will be. Fate is cruel. And all we can do is learn from our journey & etch our own arcs with passion & purpose. Stop basking in misery. The 🌎 doesn't owe you shit. Be the architect of your own goals. Be the engineer of your own choices 🤘🏻

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

The Commercial Bank digital banking app has to be the most non-user friendly, befuddling customer experience around. Not sure if their objective is to dissuade customers from utilising online banking facilities or if they are merely testing every patron's virtue of patience.

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Suresh de Silva

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3 years

CIM Graduation at BMICH 🎓🤘🏽 Fully chartered marketer.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

I have a lot to be thankful for. And this Christmas, I not only got to spend it with my band, a few friends, Jess & her sister. But Jess has become my home & filled the fractures of all that I ever lost. She & our daughter to be is my sanctuary, therapy, sanity & salvation.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

Then you have village idiots like this. Buggers took 10-15 min of their own bittersweet time while people queued up and were waiting for them to conclude their little 'ATM Langa Sangamaya' 🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🙄 Only in 🇱🇰 I tell you.

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

6 month pediatrician visit and she's all good and can start on solids now! She's also sporting her 1st sunhat 🙃.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

🧵 Over 23 years ago... 2 boys from S.Thomas' College Mount Lavinia had an 💡 to form a band that would play heavy, hard-hitting original music, with provocative lyrics & an unforgettable live show. Why? It sounded like fun. No one else did it. And it was the music we loved.

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Suresh de Silva

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3 years

Attended the midnight premier screening of #TheBatmanMovie at Scope. It is a darker, grittier, mysterious Frank Miller inspired detective tale. Spot on acting. Apocalyptic tone. Enjoyed it. Many layers. Must watch it again. #nospoilers

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

💯 🤣

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Suresh de Silva

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3 years

Got my MBA transcript today, finally. 0.7 short of a First Honours. But, this is life no? 😔 Still pretty OK for a dude that decided to pursue he's higher ed in his mid 30s.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

Have a blessed and bountiful year ahead, everyone! Love, light and wishes from The Jess, The Little O.G. to be and Yours Truly ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

Any other 'Romantic' Catholics out there? 😆🤣😂

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

How pray can one get any work done after a chaotically busy morning when you have this Godsend just watching you and making the cutest sounds like a lullaby version collab between Cradle of Filth and Pinkfong? 🥹

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

A guy just called & asked if I would do his MBA dissertation & case studies for him if he pays me handsomely. I declined. Sure, I could use the 💸 Having principles matter more. If you can't clock in the time & effort to value & do your own studies - then DON'T study ffs.

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

First pool experience today! ❤️‍🔥

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Suresh de Silva

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4 months

The iraj of charismatic Christian charlatans. With a brand new album: "False Profit" feat the smash singles 'Mo Money Mo Spirit', 'I Touch Gently, You Fall Hard', 'Gullible 2 Infallible', 'Red is ma Colour Bitchez' and 'Get Rich or Die Praying!'

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

That dreamy dream where you are robbing a bank and the cops show up and shout, 'Stop! Raise your hands!' #calliope

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Suresh de Silva

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8 months

Happy 1st Born Day to the light of our life; Calliope ❤️‍🔥🔥

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

True.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

Perhaps the 1st time there's been a correlation between The Meteorology Department and Capital Markets. Daily Mirror you guys are smoking up some top notch stuff at work, no? 😂🤣😂🤣

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

Okay, so this is the ONLY problem with the Big Match. I called my wife and told her I want another child with her that I love her. I was told I called someone else. Jess is laughing at me now. Because it's someone she also knows. That person has gone for an exorcism now.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

See you guys at GGG. Let's rebuild, fortify & leave a monument that changed the course of history. That criminals, thugs, crooked law enforcement either destroyed or assisted in its destruction rekindling a 🔥 for it to be rebuilt into a greater ecosystem than what it was b4!

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

Ladies and Gents, as of today, I have now officially completed my Top-Up Bachelor's Degree (despite having a Double Masters and CIM - but this is due to not having a First 😮‍💨) nailing the last module! I am hopefully going 2 be eligible to finally attend to my PhD now 🤌🏽🔥

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Suresh de Silva

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10 months

1 year ago I sank to one knee and proposed to The Jess of Staves! Exactly a year later, we have a beautiful daughter & and settled in to our new (and final) home.

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Suresh de Silva

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3 years

Especially in Sri Lanka.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

I have lived life on the opposite bank of the stream & often wondered about the emotive effusion with regards to kids. I've always been close to dogs & cats. And of course, I know 'love' as very complex textures of varying affection with reckless abandon. But this... ❤️‍🔥

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

Yes, indeed. The cute is strong.

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

We found her! We found her! We found her! Thank you so much to everyone who shared the post, and helped look for her 😪 The humanity & support many showed is truly heartwarming. She was under a neighbour's car, petrified, starving & shaking. She is safe & back home ❤️‍🔥

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1 year

The Lady Sith: Calliope.

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

My Soul ❤️‍🔥

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

Honestly, I have no idea who Nayomi is. But I feel she is undervaluing her butt and underpricing her cake.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

🧵 Murder of a Great Man Our sentiments and prayers with The Shafters. Our powers bust so much funds on our so-called defence budget. Yet when something like this happens to one such as Dinesh Shafter, what chance of security and safety do us average citizens have?

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

🧵 (1/5) Today, after my morn workout + chores, I was at a Keells & saw this fellow outside. He was a mess, could barely walk, was being chased by patrons & staff alike. 💔 I tried to feed it & saw he was lifeless, also people had thrown water at it to chase him away.

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Suresh de Silva

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10 months

Miracle 🔥❤️‍🔥

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Suresh de Silva

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8 months

Beach Parties in Unawatuna in 2024 😝.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

🧵 The Jess Day I don't deserve you. Yet you are everything that's good about me. You've blessed our family with a beautiful daughter. You've been my anchor and sails, my sun and rain, the waves and flames to keep me grounded, happy & sane.

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

We are 5 months old today and decidedly informing you all that we are rocking it like a boss baby 😎

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Suresh de Silva

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6 months

Good morrow, folks. Here's some tidings I'd like to share with you guys. Yours truly has been officially added to the Sri Lankan lecturer panel for CIM.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

I am truly blessed to have some inspirational, amazing, beautiful, caring, and brilliant people in my life who make me a better human being. Thank you guys for your friendship on 🐥, and for your wishes. Big 40 This was created and shared on social media by my Bandmates 😭

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

I had the most uncanny but rather pleasant surprise at a Keells little while ago. A new lady at the counter was beaming away, the shade of beetroot. I asked her if she's okay. She giggles: 'First time a famous person has come to my counter.' This elicited some stares. 😋

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Suresh de Silva

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10 months

It truly is overwhelming seeing Calli smile like this after nearly a week of fever, a runny nose, coughing & sleepless nights. She's not fully recovered, but she's getting there. Once again my friends, 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝗬𝗼𝘂 from Jess, Calli & me for your prayers & healing vibezez.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

Baby 👶 Shower surprise organized for The Jess of Staves yesterday by her family & friends, where yours truly was a key conspirator.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

Please do not think this is brandishing food or affluence. This is a symbol of something much larger than me or any narrative delusions of grandeur. It's never too late. You are never too old. Change does not come to those who wait. Change comes 2 those who work towards it.

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

The Godmother Andy with Calliope last night at Giovanni's.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

It is a fact universally acknowledged, that any human being in possession of functioning taste buds will not deny that the best mutton rolls on earth are still made at Nippon!

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8 months

I am sorry but... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

House of the Dragon 🐉

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2 years

At le Registrar's 🐻‍❄️

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1 year

(4/4) He proceeded to threaten us, asking what Jess & I would like to be done to us & in what way? He concluded, saying he is from Mount Lavinia & that he will pay us a visit during the course of the day & show us what he can do to the 3 of us. @PickMeLK disparaging stuff.

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1 year

Our Calliope is 8 months old today! ❤️‍🔥

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1 year

Ahahahahahaahahahaha 🤣

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

Wizarding Vibes 🙂

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Suresh de Silva

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6 months

Three beautiful Lankan ladies had visited the spa. Requested three 90 minute full body signature massages and when about to be ushered inside, had asked how long the 'Happy Ending' is. Our dear manager had told them this isn't one of those spas and had sent them on their way.

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Suresh de Silva

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7 months

Buhahahaha 🤣

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2 years

🤣👍🏽

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

Before we look at social, political & economic reforms 🇱🇰 needs 2 focus on educational reforms. Stop clergy/monastics from adjudicating what should be taught in schools. Teach sex ed, relationships, consent, birth control, contraception etc., 2 stop cultivating sexual deviants.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

Nothing wrong with an 81 year old keeping in shape and looking after himself. He is setting a far better example than the anabolic gym bros. Those who ought to be banned from gyms are the ones taking public videos, shit posting & shaming others like cumsplat Jr., here.

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

When I look at this 🎄 breakfast spread made by Jess, it brings tears to my eyes because this is what I have not had since I was a kid. The true fellowship of sitting together as a family. The sense of love & gratitude for all our hard work in building something out of nothing.

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11 months

This is one of the happiest days of my life this year.

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11 months

This is one of the happiest days of my life this year.

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Suresh de Silva

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1 year

By the Order of the Peaky ******' Blinders!

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Suresh de Silva

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2 years

I just received tidings that I have officially passed and have completed my EMSc in Digital Marketing. That's a Double Masters I've acquired now with CIM. Grateful to everyone who supported & encouraged. Not done yet 🙏🏼. Long way yet to go in terms of my academic pursuits.

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