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@SuperStarcomedy

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Doing Stand Up 10/9 Pleasanton Ca

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The greatest ride of all time #retromonday
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Fueled by Spam
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His girl laughing at him 😩😩 #rgv #puro956
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Corpus Christi #Taco Lady has #zeromiedo
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Derek Carr arrested 😳😳 #FTR #boltup #chargerstwitter
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GOT HIM!!! PURO PINCHE CHARGERS ⭐️⚡️⚡️⚡️
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We #chargers fans don’t claim him #ALV #Boltup ⚡️⚡️⚡️
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FUCK THIS GUY 😓🤬
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If this dude was around during the internet 😬😬😬😬
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@ThatOneShowBC Give me credit on the video 😩😩
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6 years
Wild Crazy Sunday Night Game. @Chargers win on a game winning Field Goal who would’ve thunk it ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️. #Breathe 😱 #BOLTUP
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🇺🇸 AMERICA #happyfourthofjuly
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It’s Halloween season 🎃
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1 year
Norv Turner, Mike McCoy, Anthony Lynn have all been ass but Brandon Staley is on a different level of dumb 😔😔 #chargers
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@NetflixIsAJoke @netflix His standup is awful 🫠
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7 years
I got to announce @J_ManPrime21 being selected by “Always in my heart San Diego @Chargers ” LIVE on National Television It was one of coolest moments in my life! And I am rooting HARD for Justin to become a beast in the league!! I know he is!! Already my favorite player
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SAN ANTONIO FIESTA #taylormade #culture
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6 years
Still the best @Nfl draft announcement of all Time!!! I will be in Nashville on Saturday! 🧐. All history repeat itself
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Goodbye #2018 what’s up #2019 . Here’s to a kickass NEW YEAR @WWERollins @itsLioRush
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6 years
Bro this kicker 😡😡😡😡
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Welo is gooone 😂😂 #Newbraunfels
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DOÑA WRESTLING FEDERATION
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I made National News 😬😬😬 #chargers #boltup #bolts
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STATE CHAMPIONS #weslacopanthers
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One of the first ever Voiceovers 😘😘 #superstarcomedy #superstarsalazar
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3 years
“Baaabe it’s ok to cry we about to be 0-2 we got the Chargers next” ⚡️⚡️ #Boltup
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Over some fruit 😮‍💨
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3 years
WE GOT ASANTE SAMUEL MELLLLOW!!!!! 💪💪💪 🐶⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️🐶🐶🐶 #chargers #nfldraft #boltup #asantesamueljr
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Battle of the BBL’s 😤
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6 years
@Chargers FREAKING WIN ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ I told everyone and no one beloved me NUNC COEPI BOLTS BOLTS BOLTS BOLTS
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To my fellow 17 @Chargers fans left in the world!!’ The season is about to get MAGICAL #stillinit #chargeon #BOLTUP #RIVERSMVP
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6 years
Justin Jackson @J_ManPrime21 was the RB phenom I announced in the NFL Draft!! He just scored his first NFL Touchdown to put us up against the Steelers I got a little excited ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ #THEMAN
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Not on Hispanic Heritage month 🥹😩 #retromonday
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Legend 💪💪💪 #olympics
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Bronco 956 is a National Treasure 😩😩
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These Chargers kickers 🤬🤬🤬
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Whataburger bag stop it I’m a married man 😬😬
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This Puerto Rico crowd is awesome. Great PPV so far. This is last week at Smackdown with Samantha Irvin 💪💪🎤 #WWEBacklash
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I announced the @Chargers 7th Round Draft Pick back in April but I said “San Diego” now I’m getting sued by Chargers organization and have to be in court Sept 14th in neutral site Chicago. #CubsDitchDaysContest
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Bolt Family ⚡️⚡️⚡️ I’m going to Vegas to see @chargers beat up on the pinche Raiders chafa #BoltUp
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@Grishamfight Summer of 2005 was the Summer of Christian but Vince was set on burying him he was getting bigger pops than Batista and Cens
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PURO 956!! There was so much going on I couldn’t commentary it all 😬😬😳
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Travis Benjamin porque 😩😩😩 Los @Chargers are the best team in the NFL but this dude all year case of the drops Blood pressure through the roof #chargers #boltup
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I paid off my car today!! Like it might not be a big deal to most but I am 44 and it’s first ever vehicle I have completely ever own, completely paid off. I think that’s pretty cool considering I was so deep in addiction and then had a really bad car crash that left me all
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And it’s just Wednesday 😩
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Tiooooooo
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PURO 956 #Cora Check #disciplina
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6 years
@stephenasmith @Saints @dallascowboys Damn Dallas Cowboys 😂😂😂
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The King #20 @blaqbadger14 ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ #BOLTUP
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Juan Claude Van Dame
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A Millie 😘😘
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I remember two years ago I was super bummed that @Chargers passed on Matt Patricia as Head Coach and instead with Anthony Lynn. Oh boy I have never been so wrong. A.L is the perfect Head Coach for this team, Class personified! Coach of the year and SB Winning Coach this year⚡️
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Chargers would’ve destroyed the Cowboys!!! Chargers best team in the NFL ⚡️⚡️⚡️
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@Chargers have the best Kicker In the league now!’ El Badger Badgley ⚡️⚡️. I’m gonna follow you on Twitter Bro 😂😂😂 #Recordkick #BoltUp
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My people 💪💪🥲
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Steelers have done messed up and PISSED of the PHILIP RIVERS!!!! Beware rest of @NFL . Los @Chargers are about to embark on an epic winning streak all the way to Super Bowl!! #DILESHALGORIVERS #Boltup #Nunccoepi
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@_MLFootball @belikeissaacc @Mattsolo007 Like Joe Alt on Maxx Crosby all day
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Congratulations on a great NFL career Justin Jackson ⚡️⚡️⚡️🦁
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Pulling up to your Fourth of July bbq
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@Chargers have the best Offense!! The Best Defense!! The Best Special Teams AND The Fast Man in the World Philip Passion Rivers ⚡️⚡️⚡️ NUNC COEPI
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Chargers are the best team in the NFL!!! It’s Philip Rivers Birthday and he is the G.O.A.T #goat #itsmybirthdaymonth #chargeron #BOLTUP
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BAH GAWD!!! BAH GAWD!!! @Chargers finally found a kicker 😱😱⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ "Nunc Coepi," meaning "now I begin," WE GOING TO SUPERBOWL #BOLTUP
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How ladies should swat Chris Brown at his meet and greets
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This was Corpus Christi
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The desire and Passion of Philip Rivers will not let Los @Chargers lose this game against a dangerous Dolphins team
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Any Raider fan it’s on sight Jk I can’t fight but this Charger fan can ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️. #FTR
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This what the internet is for 😂😂
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Let my Tio do the Super Bowl halftime show
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Chiiiingao Bro! For once the Football gods where on the @Chargers side. 😂😂 @ChicagoBears Fans hearts are broken we know your pain #pinchePineiro #dilehalgotrubisky #dilehalgoRivers
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This is so scary 😩😮‍💨
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Breakdancing at the Olympics
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Keenan Allen is the best route runner in the NFL Today #TruthThursday
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⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ @Chargers are Super Bowl Bound
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Florida is wild 😂 and I’m there Tuesday
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McDonald’s Vergasos in London #retromonday
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A LA VERGA 😬😬
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Fighting over their overtime #delias 😩
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SPAZMATIC DOWN 😩😩
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I had a chance to co host a music festival with Johnny Canales. I felt childhood me geeking out cause I literally grew up with this gentleman. He had such an infectious gregarious personality when I met him just took over the whole room. Rest in peace Johnny “You Got it Take
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And just like that Roger Goddell the @nflcommish has suspended me for 4 games for “Violating Conduct Policy” for saying San Diego Chargers not L.A Chargers 😩😩
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I’m in the middle of Los Angeles California in a Hat stand. Not a single @Chargers cap in sight, the sweet old lady running stand laughed at me when I ask her where’s the Chargers stuff. Maybe me drop my phone 😂😂😂. Where’s the love to the #BOLTS LA 😏
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Labor Day Car Show 😮‍💨
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The @Chargers ⚡️⚡️⚡️ heading to Mexico to take on the Chiefs in 2019
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La mom de Stacy #retromonday
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Football player knocks out Ref!!! Porque su #Troka no Quema #cuhh #RGV #RGVFootball
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Philip Rivers is the greatest man to play Quarterback ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ #Boltgang #chargers #felipeRios
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@WrestleOps The Mexican Delegation announces that Cody Rhodes is invited to La Carnita Asada 🥩
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Some Chargers fans are mad that some Chargers fans are mad that there are rumors of @chargers going OT with #5 pick. “You guys aren’t analysts or coaches trust the process” blah blah. Yes we don’t get paid for these Football decisions but we ain’t stupid either, how many of us
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This video of mine going viral everywhere even people posting it without credit. Thanks @RexChapman 😌😌
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“Let the Better Times Roll” at The Green Hit Pharr
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