I did a thing!
If I make you laugh, consider contributing to my caffeine fund 🥹
If I've made you laugh a lot in the past, I fully expect laugh reparations from the date you followed me until now, with interest 😌
Some of you aren't eating this month.
Guys.
Hey, guys.
Stfu for a minute.
This is an old photo of me and my class at Gettysburg battlefield.
Everyone is accounted for.
Except for this.
WTF
IS
THIS?!?!?!
@Slatzism
Yeah, lemme just pop on over to the salon and get a brazilian while I'm 9 months pregnant and ready to pop so the pooftahs don't have to view a pubic hair.
@AnneFromMaine
Being in your cart doesn't it reserve it. I can't believe this needs explained to you. You wasted all that time. Look at yourself and feel shame.
Thank you, Trekkies, for helping me (a person who doesn't watch the show) realize the full idiocy of their take through the additional lore and context you provided 😆
Michael J. Fox says
#FamilyTies
’ Alex Keaton would have abandoned the GOP long before Trump and the Jan. 6 attack: “He would have left. I don’t think Alex would even see Republican and Democrat now. He’d see normal people and crazy, fascist weirdos.”
A reminder that TERFs are just real women who refuse to play along with mentally ill men.
The boundary violation is part of what makes it thrilling to him.
This isn't a selfie. It's a trophy.
Hearing about the "National Day of Hate" planned tomorrow by white supremacists with antisemitic rallies just burns my fucking blood.
This Black, Muslim man stands in solidarity with my Jewish Sisters and Brothers.
I saw this man w gun, at a grocery store in north Scottsdale, AZ….very high end area, far north of the city, very low crime, so I just have to ask why? Felt so odd to see it in that environment!
What do you all think?
@adam22
Awww! Would you look at that?
You got fame!
And all it cost you was your masculinity, your dignity, and a normal future for your children!
But everyone's talking about you. That's all that matters, right? 😌
@_Elemani_
@bepumpermad
@TheAmreco
@writtenflair
@BornAKang
The wonders of modern imaging. My grandmother found out she was carrying a second when there was a foot sticking out of the c-section and the first baby was already out with all parts intact XD Twin aunts!
@ProfPod
@IWF
@Riley_Gaines_
You mean the guy I watched literally hold back so he wouldn't blow the women *completely* out of the water?
That guy?
With the penis?
This man has been staring at my house for 4 solid days.
He doesn't even leave for sleep.
He seems to pull tinned fish from thin air and eats it in the most disconcerting way.
His gaze is never averted.
He never stops.
It's terrifying and I'm convinced he can't be human.
Help.
@ingelramdecoucy
@krassenstein
They do be lumpy af, tho. Like trying to sleep on stale cheese curls. Just look at it. It's like the poor pillow is going through puberty. I feel a duty to warn my friends.
Calling getting jizzed on a "business opportunity" is like Subway calling their workers "sandwich artists". Don't put a pretty label on it. We know you're both handling questionable meat.
And YOU should know you can't swing a dead cat in the porn industry w/o hitting a Jew ffs
I’d say supporting Palestine has lost me business opportunities, but I’m more angry at myself for not checking whether or not I was entering into business with Zionists. My bad.