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@SumDumHoe

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You know what I'm talkumbout Self-deprecating and yet vaginally-confident. If you like my jokes, buy me some coffee! ⬇️

Joined March 2022
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8 months
I did a thing! If I make you laugh, consider contributing to my caffeine fund 🥹 If I've made you laugh a lot in the past, I fully expect laugh reparations from the date you followed me until now, with interest 😌 Some of you aren't eating this month.
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Got blocked this morning for pointing out that the success of Star Trek's space socialism relies on a magical food machine.
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@BornAKang You can't convince me that wasn't burnt as hell.
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@ChallengeYCL You should change your name to Challenged
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@b1g_damage Not being about to reach the center of your back to scratch seems like a major design flaw, too
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Guys. Hey, guys. Stfu for a minute. This is an old photo of me and my class at Gettysburg battlefield. Everyone is accounted for. Except for this. WTF IS THIS?!?!?!
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@Nightmarewolf2 @funnygamedev Probably somewhere fus ro menendezing his parents for naming him that
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@4chanGreen He just turned on job cruise control.
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@Slatzism Yeah, lemme just pop on over to the salon and get a brazilian while I'm 9 months pregnant and ready to pop so the pooftahs don't have to view a pubic hair.
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@Darkminstrel1 Wall-E was more accurate
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@AnneFromMaine Being in your cart doesn't it reserve it. I can't believe this needs explained to you. You wasted all that time. Look at yourself and feel shame.
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Thank you, Trekkies, for helping me (a person who doesn't watch the show) realize the full idiocy of their take through the additional lore and context you provided 😆
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Excuse me, miss. You put yo tiddies on crooked.
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What would you say if you saw me walking by you? 🙈
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Rate my setup
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@bicks236 @TuckerCarlson @JordanUhl The algorithm was trying to trick your body into making some testosterone.
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Idk what almost *42* is supposed to look like, but *I'm* it
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Idk what almost 43 is supposed to look like but I’m it
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I just think they should make some new shows and movies instead of woke-shitting all over nostalgia.
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I'm a beaner (a person who thinks beans belong in chili)
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When my exes die
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"It's 9pm, honey. Time for your 15th ball draining"
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I'll pass lol. Nothing about this sounds enticing.
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@Aimsel Can you explain to me why this is racist?
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I've been recovering from a pretty big surgery, but: I'm alive, bitches!
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@FearedBuck More like BrokeBuck. Fuck you and your buddies on insta.
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Yung Papizzle is about to drop the hottest rap album of 2023. What's the name of it?
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@DeathCripps @MoistCr1TiKaL Her next video has already been leaked
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@HerbertHill @kayatweetsstuff @LadyDemosthenes I worked for the IRS helpline years ago. I can fully back up your assessment.
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His opinion is shaky, at best.
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Michael J. Fox says #FamilyTies ’ Alex Keaton would have abandoned the GOP long before Trump and the Jan. 6 attack: “He would have left. I don’t think Alex would even see Republican and Democrat now. He’d see normal people and crazy, fascist weirdos.”
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Time to divide my followers. Tuna melt Smash or pass?
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Dinner boutta be 🔥🔥🔥 Wypipo, take notes 😌
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$37 worth of Temu merchandise was destroyed in the making of this video
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According to a World Shipping Council report, up to 1,382 shipping containers are lost at sea each year
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I knew I should've put quotes around socialism
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My skin routine makes me feel like a whore 😂
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A reminder that TERFs are just real women who refuse to play along with mentally ill men. The boundary violation is part of what makes it thrilling to him. This isn't a selfie. It's a trophy.
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About to use the female toilet at the count. Nothing you can do to stop this woman. Message to TERFs in the counting room. #TransAndProud
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The only place I've ever heard about a national day of hate is from rabid lefty weirdos like you.
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Hearing about the "National Day of Hate" planned tomorrow by white supremacists with antisemitic rallies just burns my fucking blood. This Black, Muslim man stands in solidarity with my Jewish Sisters and Brothers.
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I saw this man w gun, at a grocery store in north Scottsdale, AZ….very high end area, far north of the city, very low crime, so I just have to ask why? Felt so odd to see it in that environment! What do you all think?
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Guk guk guk
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The "Child support"
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does anyone know what this exercise is called?
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Dude stood in front of my house today for about 10 minutes and just...read a book 🤨
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When your custom character shows up in a cutscene
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John Fetterman speaks at a press conference on the debt ceiling negotiations.
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@AngelaBelcamino @Mike_Pence He asked mother if it was ok to use his aggressive tone first.
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I can see it now. *Police knocking* "You got a warrant?" "No, we just want to tal..." "Wrong answer." *Click* *HWWWOOOONNGGGGGG*
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100.000 lumens flashlight
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Poured one out for the Juice today
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@adam22 Awww! Would you look at that? You got fame! And all it cost you was your masculinity, your dignity, and a normal future for your children! But everyone's talking about you. That's all that matters, right? 😌
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@Ojeda4America Why didn't you post a picture of a rowhome in Baltimore?
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Evewyone. Wisten up. I'm sewwing... Twading cawds.
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This is one of those situations where I'd be ok with turning off the body camera for a little while.
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Imagine having to punch every buffalo wing to death before you eat it
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So *that's* where she keeps her extra chromosomes 🤔
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a friend just sent me this pic from Burning Man.
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a friend just sent me this pic from Burning Man.
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If I mention the name of these handlebars right now, I'll get banned.
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This looks uncomfortable
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@_Elemani_ @bepumpermad @TheAmreco @writtenflair @BornAKang The wonders of modern imaging. My grandmother found out she was carrying a second when there was a foot sticking out of the c-section and the first baby was already out with all parts intact XD Twin aunts!
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@textwls @nbcsandiego Yes. Mexico has no guns. Thanks for the super great question!
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Late GM
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Finna be a cream pie 🫦
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Porn
@joeybagovdonuts
J🍩ey Bag 🍩f D🍩nuts 🍩
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1 year
@ProfPod @IWF @Riley_Gaines_ You mean the guy I watched literally hold back so he wouldn't blow the women *completely* out of the water? That guy? With the penis?
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Looks like she's on trial for luring kids into her candy house and eating them.
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2 years
Little bastard can't keep getting away with it
@LibertyCappy
Declaration of Memes
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2 years
I need to start a service where large-breasted women will compassionately asphyxiate you with their bosoms. I'm gonna call it "Milk Maid"
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1 year
This man has been staring at my house for 4 solid days. He doesn't even leave for sleep. He seems to pull tinned fish from thin air and eats it in the most disconcerting way. His gaze is never averted. He never stops. It's terrifying and I'm convinced he can't be human. Help.
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1 year
@PollySpin Has he never just...sat with his thoughts?
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@dyingscribe Found this one in the wild and took a screenshot
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1 year
Your last saved meme is why District Attorney Bragg has indicted you
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1 year
A person's face before and after you tell them you dispatch pedos with extreme prejudice in your spare time
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5 months
This is boner terrorism
@Keggs719
Meghan Maureen
5 months
I think we may have jumped the gun with the whole "Free Britney" thing.
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5 months
I've got another convection to bake
@juicysharts
Juicy Sharts
5 months
This cheese looks tortured.
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@truthtroll_X @EndWokeness They marked up the pianist pride crosswalk 😱
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2 years
When she hasn't been picking up on your hints, so you have to send a clearer signal
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Pic with glasses. Your turn.
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2 years
I'm more excited than I should be about organizing my pantry. Is this what it feels like to get old? 😟
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1 year
I'm through with being tame 😈
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2 years
@Spy5Wire >Using cadavers to build an abomination of God
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2 years
@metapills Has "coercion" and "free choice" become interchangeable in some people's minds or something?
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1 year
Timeline cleanse
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@sneako Jesus was American
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2 years
GM!
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9 months
A delicious story in 4 parts 🍞 🤤
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1 year
@ingelramdecoucy @krassenstein They do be lumpy af, tho. Like trying to sleep on stale cheese curls. Just look at it. It's like the poor pillow is going through puberty. I feel a duty to warn my friends.
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2 years
You're not civilized unless you have a ridiculous selection of *checks notes* cheese.
@gossipbabies
cancela lansbury
2 years
This is the cheese section at the local supermarket in Montreal. The US is an uncivilized country
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@JSRouthier @Aimsel What's racist about it?
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1 year
It's the OceanGape Tighten
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1 year
GM
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4 months
Bears finding out about all the hot single women in their area that wanna hang out
@ChefGruel
Chef Andrew Gruel
4 months
It’s the owner not the breed, don’t be stressed at all.
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1 year
This is what I wanted to be as a kid 😂
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1 year
You didn't even get any of the classics, like: Basketball American Dindus Bike acquisition specialists And, the newest addition, Seasoning police
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11 months
Calling getting jizzed on a "business opportunity" is like Subway calling their workers "sandwich artists". Don't put a pretty label on it. We know you're both handling questionable meat. And YOU should know you can't swing a dead cat in the porn industry w/o hitting a Jew ffs
@miakhalifa
Mia K.
11 months
I’d say supporting Palestine has lost me business opportunities, but I’m more angry at myself for not checking whether or not I was entering into business with Zionists. My bad.
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8 months
If my neighbors knew what I was sending out in my mailbox this morning, I'd have to move 😂
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