Christie will never make the debates
Christie will never hit 10% in a poll
Christie will never win the debates (you are here)
Christie will never win Iowa and NH
Christie will never be the nominee
Christie will never beat Biden
Christie will never remake the Roman Empire
OHHHHH BOY It has just been released that Joffrey “Baratheon” is actually the ILLEGITIMATE SON of Cersei and Jamie Lannister, making STANNIS the rightful King of Westeros!
Arizona GOP: Oopsie we nominated a Q boomer for Governor again
Virginia GOP: Chairman of the Carlylist revolution Glenn Youngkin has purged the reactionaries once again. Glory to the Empire of Virginia
1. Every single year more than 600,000 people in the US die from cancer.
The country has never once shut down.
Not a single school has closed.
And every year, over 600,000 people, of all ages and all races will continue to die from cancer.
Imagine being a member of Russian special forces and getting killed by the former Ukrainian President with an AK while he has this fit on. Absolutely no chance of seeing heaven
I’m upset about Roe v Wade. Videos of women crying across the country. Lives being ruined by 6 GOP justices. Republican thugs dancing in the streets, celebrating the end of women’s rights. What do we do now? I’ll tell you what we do. We DON’T give up. We stay LOUD! And we VOTE!
JUST IN 🚨 Afghanistan's Vice President Saleh's forces have retaken the Charikar district of Parwan province north of Kabul from the Taliban, according to a military source in Kabul. - RIA Novosti
Mike Pompeo is emerging as the most outspoken critic of President Biden among former top Trump officials, ignoring, much as he did in office, the custom that current and former secretaries of state avoid the appearance of political partisanship.
When the Cold War breathed its last,
a ghost rose from its body, the ghost of military hegemony.
Embodied by NATO, it lives to carry on the toxic legacies of the Cold War.
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Most Republicans support fiscal conservatism. If you’re mad at Tim Scott for not supporting Elizabeth Warren’s economic policy, then *you’re* out of touch
Being a Twitter third worldist is the easiest job in the world. All you have to do is say stuff like “diarrheastan just recognized shitland, (combined gdp per capita of 4 dollars) the west has FALLEN” and get 500 billion retweets
Trumps withdrawal plan was absolute shit, but:
1. I’m not entirely sure he would have actually gone through with it
2. THAT DOESN’T EXCUSE BIDEN BEING A FUCKING MORON TOO YOU LIB HACKS
I cannot believe that Chris Sununu would endorse *checks notes* the clear second place candidate in his home state. Clearly must be a personal vendetta against the guy in fourth with no momentum