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The Garden of Forking Paths
Joined June 2009
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William Buckley asked Jorge Luis Borges about problems Argentina was facing back in the day. Borges said "I can't tell you, since I know my own country and am very puzzled by my country, I wish I understood my country. I can only love it. I can do what I can for it but I don't
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@Ostrov_A Sickly, inbred king who is kept just because its decorative and brings in tourism. His words mean nothing.
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Loooookkk I am with poor fucks !!!
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Patwaris think holding a book for a photoshoot makes you literate
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Still can't believe a part of Lahore preferred Latif Khosa over this gentleman .😮
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IK's name has been removed from the plaque prior to Hafiz' visit 🤣🤣🤣 talk about smoll men
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Sexually transmitted leadership
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Dr. Sharmila sahibah faruqui (Phd) s.i
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@Luke_Guysucker What about these two characters when do we get to see them 🤣
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@MnarMuh It will take generations for them to get on their feet even if they get independence right this moment. The ptsd is deep rooted
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4 months
Don't let him in
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@AainaSaaf
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Fawad Chaudhary refuses to strongly condemn the junta's brutality. He frames the public resentment about stolen mandate as a case of some overseas Pakistanis trying to 'destroy the army'. It’s an unfair framing of the stolen elections and assassination attempts on IK.
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@SouthAsiaIndex Never thought I would agree with the Taliban on any point ever but here we go
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5 months
You probably won't believe me but this is actually a ZOO!! Built by PPP for 62 Billion in Khairpur. Stuff like this keeps Bhutto alive in Sinned.
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Health card was so bad that first order of business was to reissue it in Punjab. Same health card she blocked herself. I have not witnessed such wickedness.
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@heavenbrat and no one came to help them. Champions of human rights supplied Israel with money, ammunition and encouragement.
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A whole ass rainbow
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کشف
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they get northern lights, what do we get
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Eid Mubarak to everyone except #Popalzai and his followers. Special love this time to @fawadchaudhry May this Eid opens your mind to new fresh ideas.
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That's a jeet not Pakistani
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@tracyfuad I think it’s not the guilt Germans carry from holocaust that makes them this rabid when supporting Israel but their lust for genocide
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@SouthAsiaIndex If it was Pakistan there would be 250 police cases of high treason against the Prime Minister.
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@ROODjong Dutch language sounds like it started with making fun of German and English combined
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@ShitpostGate Pakistan Fact: In Pakistan there are 5 mountains over 8,000 metres, 29 over 7,500 metres and 108 over 7,000 metres. Peaks between 4,000 and 7,000 metres are countless.
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@AJEnglish I’m convinced they either facilitated Hamas to carry out the attacks or were complicit on purpose or both
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@jmj Propaganda is failing, it is very alarming. People are waking up and siding with the weak.
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@SouthAsiaIndex Where's the Pak Army? No option to vote for them?
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@culturaltutor One of the finest examples.
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Desi Ben Shapiro wears 4 inch heels and thinks he scored the hottest woman which he keeps showcasing as a trophy, cringe AF.
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@TalatHussain12 You went to an airport, you were bored, you decided to take a shit and just post a random video with rant that this is something unique and sad about Pakistan? Do better Talat Hussain. You have plenty to cry about.
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Green Pakistan Initiative is fauj trying to monopolize the agriculture sector. Brazilian Gir cattle is already present in Pakistan and they are being used extensively where needed. You don't need to IMPORT CATTLE you just need to import semen and hybridize. Future is local,
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Pakistan on Thursday signed an agreement with Brazil for import of high breed cattle under Green Pakistan Initiative of Special Investment Facilitation Council (SIFC). FONGROW, a company established under Green Pakistan Initiative , played a pivotal role in the agreement.
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@muhammadshehad2 What is this? Using religion to justify killing people? But it’s not called jihad so it’s okay I guess. No religious fundamentalism detected
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@SouthAsiaIndex Adultery is a big sin in Islam, this boy should have done it honorably, going to her father and purchasing the girl for 20,000 cash like a respectable Afghan would.
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@pmln_org There is a saying about people throwing stones while sitting in glass houses.
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@Khurram_zakir ان صاحب کے دونوں دل جاری ہو چکے ہیں ماشاءاللہ
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A Pakistani going to Europe to live out his teenage sexual fantasies
@Razzaque_Ayesha
Ayesha Razzaque
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Look who I found at the airport this morning!
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@umarsaif You need to make most of your time as minister and beef up your resume for future grants from donor agencies. You have limited time. You hold no mandate. Cash this opportunity as much as you can and good luck with self glorification.
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@muhammadshehad2 Haaretz is supposed to be on the left and critical of the apartheid but the rot in that society is too deep
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@hayxtt carrying heavy burden of white guilt
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@SouthAsiaIndex Uncalled for and undiplomatic response from India. Disgraceful to disrespect a visiting FM. SCO is Shanghai Cooperation Organization not Mumbai Hindutva Collective, uncouth and provincial statement from Jaishankar against the diplomatic norms.
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@mosharrafzaidi Written by ChatGPT?
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1 year
@SaleemKhanSafi Are you getting any ministry for your loyalty or you just doing it for free?
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بابو کرانچی چلتا ہے تو پاقستان پلتا ہے ��چچچچ
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Nation states are built on a story, and every story must have a villain, weaker you are more idiotic that story becomes. USSR and USA pounded them for half a century and Pakistan is the villain. Poor Bast3rds
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JUNAID.
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@RZafran83182 Also look at their reaction when abrar told them he is from Pakistan
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If it was some serious country after saying this Mazdoor Gashteen would have been shifted to some secret underground bunker to be sodomized with a barbed wire baseball bat sprinkled with red chillies
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#PTM leader Manzoor Pashteen: Durand Line has no meaning for #Pashtuns . There should be free movement of people and goods across the Durand line.
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BTW owner of Crusteez donut shop Islamabad is member of PMLn. He loved all the revenue PTI brought to support his ex employee who was TLP goon.
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Punjab contributes 55.5% to Pakistan's GDP, driven by a strong agricultural base and diversified industries. Sindh follows with 27.8%, centered on Karachi's industrial and trade activities. Khyber Pakhtunkhwa and Balochistan lag behind, contributing 8.8% and 4.5%, respectively.
@PirdhanB
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Yes, why not if you are not embarrassed to tell What is source of income of Punjab ?
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@DrJay2222 @Ostrov_A Same energy Jay!
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Funny how India is no longer our enemy and all focus is on Afghanistan. Maybe destroy a few dams in occupied Kashmir and Indian Punjab as well. Auqaat kay hisaab say enemy downgrade hogya hai 🤣
@Defence_PK99
Defence Pakistan
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Pakistan will bomb #Afghanistan 's Kunar Dam : Sources from inside Pakistan army. Kunar Dam have potential to stop inflow of water to Pakistan, if Afghanistan carry-out further construction on this dam then this Dam will soon be history. Pakistan has sent it's message clearly.
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And self loathing Punjabis supported Mahrang Baloch who was just the political wing of BLA and BLF. I am so done with supporting the cause of missing persons.
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WARNING: Unidentified gunmen killed 9 #Pakistani #Punjabi laborers in #Sirkan city in Bam Pasht District of #Saravan County, Sistan and Baluchestan province, #Iran today.
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@spectatorindex That is what happens to you in Pakistan if you speak against military.
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USSR and USA pounded them for half a century but PAKISTAN is the villain. That is how narratives are built and how idiotic they can be.
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@OSINT_Insider Freeloaders are always happiest with PMLn From free hajj to world tours, zero work and all the fun.
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@Malala Damage control after dog tweet 😭
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@muhammadshehad2 Reminds me of Guantanamo and Abu Ghuraib.
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Mahal Baloch has a law degree from Turbat university, her father was district council chairman. They were running lucrative cross border fuel snuggling business. The stomach was full and money was in the bank too.
@Mujahidforever_
mujahid khan #freePalestine 🇵🇸
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@SuhaibAyaz Get the Baloch included into the national economy and then hit BLA hard. No one will become a suicide bomber with a filled stomach and a job.
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In the face of state fascism and brutality, one person can be a powerful beacon of resistance. Alone, yet unyielding, they stand as a testament to the indomitable spirit that refuses to bow to oppression. Let their courage inspire us all to speak out!
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@4bubxkr Pakistani men are helping Japan fight their abysmal birth rate
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@billmaher War Crimes were clearly defined in Islamic Laws as well it was not the WEST that invented these principles. Israel is doing everything listed below. Prohibition of Targeting Non-Combatants: Islamic law strictly prohibits the intentional targeting of non-combatants, including
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@adeelraja Impressive resume !! credentials worthy enough to become next setups Technocrat PM !!!
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Punjabi superiority comes from not having a victim mentality. This picture I took in a very cold January. The mother daughter duo walked miles to collect firewood.
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@PirdhanB
Pirdhan Baloch
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غارت گری کے بعد بھی روشن تھیں بَستیاں ہارے ہُوے تھے لوگ مگر حوصلوں میں تھے
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@tropiicalhoe Imran Khan singlehandedly made Peshawari Chappal and Shalwar Kameez cool again. He rocked the national dress everywhere, with zero inferiority complex. Walking proof of Pakistani swag! What are you even talking about?
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Zareena is borrowed from russian Czarina 🤡
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@LeenahKhanem Exactly I have even seen names like gul, zareena , hamida. They always copy us
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@nataliafadeev THIS is actually being MEAN !! HEARTLESS C/unt
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@dannydanon That threat has a super villain vibe to it. Dream of world domination came true ??
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@hinaparvezbutt میاں صاحب تمام مسائل کے حل کو ہاتھ میں پکڑے غور سے دیکھتے ہوئے
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@spectatorindex Climate change deniers right now.
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Pakistan Army-backed investment body Special Investment Facilitation Council (SIFC) has started a 'real estate project' on Karachi Port Trust's property in the metropolis
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@CMShehbaz When is this book making into the national curriculum?
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@AbsaKomal she’s anti dictators but is now joining a government that she knows is set up by the military and will exceed its 90 day tenure as confirmed by ECP.
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student visa about to expire
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@OSINT_Insider This census is a farce and tragic what establishment is doing to the country to keep leeching off the resources and rob people of their basic rights.
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Every ethnicity has risen up to fight the Punjabi ethno nats it's so hilarious, brought everyone together. 😂
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PTI social media is trying its best to make PTI a party limited to Pashtuns and KP.
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1 year
@nooruleemann Yo, I wish life would be easier...
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Guy with 1 lac salary having his pick from rishta pool
@ShowbizAndNewz
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ASP #SyedaShehrbanoNaqvi with her husband!
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She did not tweet about xenophobia when BLA killed Punjabis by checking CNIC or for past 30 years systematic expulsion and mass exodus of Punjabi people from Baluchistan. A single tweet harmless tweet hurt her feelings. Hypocrisy is mind-blowing.
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The growth of xenophobia in Punjab against Pashtuns & the Baloch is highly disturbing. Rather than listening to legitimate grievances, knee-jerk reactions such as this👇🏽abound.
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@AiliaZehra Extremism had nothing to do with it, electrocution and slitting throats of commuters with metal wires was the reason it got banned in city.
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@xadeejourno @PTI Sharam karo @fawadchaudhry in khawateen ki himmat dekho.
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So far gone in their hate for Punjabis that they even started mocking the word Allah as if it's a Punjabi word not Arabic.
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@Warraich4784 @SuhaibAyaz Yes ala dutta. Names aren't my property but accent is.
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@SouthAsiaIndex Nawaz Sharif has been disqualified for life so many times and became PM again... Pakistani courts hold no value, they do what they are told by the junta.
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@MaxBlumenthal Nikki, Suella and now this woman. Indian women simping for genocidal white men and being their mouth piece is what this century will be remembered for.
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@PalBint Planet where white people have won the world and they can get away with whatever the hell they want
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We named our missiles after Afghans and they are calling Pakistan a "haram" state. Irony.
@Defence_PK99
Defence Pakistan
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#Pakistan 's Ghauri, Ghaznavi, Abdali, and Babur missiles. 🇵🇰🚀💪
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@spectatorindex If it survives next six months.
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Was watching Abrar WildLens Afghanistan videos, do you know how women aren't allowed in the parks but men are, with their underage boyfriends. Afghanistan is truly wild.
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@fasc1nate I thought it was Cillian Murphy in some new movie role.
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@MorePerfectUS @Oxfam Conservative politics has successfully diverted people’s attention from class wars to race wars. Tragic times
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@geonews_urdu Clowns laughing at their own circus. A mediocre man who taught at Staff College Quetta was sent to UK on tax payers money, then brought back as Senator and now made PM. This country is a joke.
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@ImaanZHazir That looks like a job for @AuratMarch @AuratMarchKHI @AuratAzadiMarch They must condemn this abduction and raise their voices.
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Fat Pink Pig squeals again. Parasites ki bhi kya zindagi, pehlay Niazi kay tatton main ab Mistri kay tatton main. Despicable men dishonorable enemies.
@MohsinBaigMedia
Mohsin Baig
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یوتھیوں کےلیے خبر یہ ہے کہ اڈیالہ جیل میں قید فتنہ خان کا قیدی نمبر 804 نہیں ہے بلکہ اسے قیدی نمبر 495 الاٹ کیا گیا ہے قیدی نمبر 804 ایک چور کو الاٹ کیا گیا ہے جبکہ شاہ محمود قریشی کا قیدی نمبر 496 ہے لہذا اب یوتھیا اینڈ کمپنی نیا گانا بنا لے کیونکہ ان کا چور لیڈر اب 804 نہیں رہا
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@pmln_org Ye pehlay walay trillion dollar iron ka kya hua?
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Is this senate a joke? Do they not know Pakistan is using Israeli tech and spywares? FinFish, Pegasus, NarusInsight, Sandvine, Procera, C5IS. Israel probably has explosives installed in GHQ and Nuclear silos already. 🤡
@asadnasir2000
Asad Nasir
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🚨BREAKING NEWS:- 🇵🇰 Pakistan is on high alert after reports of 🇮🇱 Israel remotely exploding phone batteries in 🇱🇧 Lebanon. The Senate urged the government to enhance security measures, ensuring protection against such 💻 technological threats.
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For clarity, this project had not been an utter failure, having a very small budget they did manage to buy some ducks and a pond.
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@adeelraja This setup rewards sex offenders. They need those people actually.
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1 year
@GovtofPakistan Twitter is banned and official account of Gov of Pakistan is tweeting illegally. Unearth why Hussain Nawaz sold 1 Hyde Park property to Malik Riaz.
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1 year
@Jacquel92286926 @OmarAbbasHyat Just send him malware in dms
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@jacksonhinklle The red triangle thundering down
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Killing polio workers is uniquely a Pashtun phenomena, 17 reported cases from KP & Baluchistan (Pashtun belt) this year alone and 17 polio workers have been killed this year. Since 2012 126 persons have been killed & 201 injured in such attacks. (After OBL discovery & killing)
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Pakistan should learn how to deal with Taliban and Baloch terrorists.
@Israel
Israel ישראל
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The Israeli @IDF confirms that Hassan Nasrallah, the leader of the Hezbollah terrorist organization and one of its founders, was eliminated yesterday, together with Ali Karki, the Commander of Hezbollah’s Southern Front, and additional Hezbollah commanders. Nasrallah will no
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What I cannot understand in our current political landscape is how being woke/liberal is associated with being anti PTI. When I interact with social circle and they do agree to most points half heartedly but then resort to saying we cannot support PTI because of IK's stance on
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@Fahdhusain حکومت میں آتے ہی عوام کا پیسہ بادشاہوں کی طرح درباری صحافیوں پر لٹایا جائے گا۔ اسی امید اور حسرت میں آپ جیسے محنت کر رہے تھے۔ اب دن پھرنے والے ہیں۔ موج کرنے کا وقت آگیا ہے۔
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