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Inter Miami fan

Joined November 2021
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When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you achieve it.
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I'm crying he was asked to chose between United or jail and he said fuck it I'm going to jail
@David_Ornstein
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Barcelona told Frenkie de Jong on July 15 they have evidence of criminality around contract given by old board + cause for legal action vs all involved. #FCBarcelona asked him to annul deal & revert to previous terms @TheAthleticUK #MUFC #CFC
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Cristian Ronald has 4 league titles in the last 13 years
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That messi ballon d'or with mbappe and haaland podium gonna hit like crack
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This debate been running since 2017 and Messi has registered over a 100 assists since then while Ozil is getting whored around Turkish league
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CR7cases played for the most corrupt club in every league he played in and still couldn't cement goatstatus sksksksks
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🚨 BREAKING: Juventus have been deducted 15 points this season in Serie A following a financial investigation.
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People pretending to care about Martin Braithwaite skskskskks hand on heart if it wasn't for Barca no one could tell if he was a footballer or an all rounder for west indies
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This you g?
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"Xavi should train the B team first" 🐷
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Refusing to eat with your hands cuz it's "unhygienic" while wiping your asses with paper they're fucking hilarious
@ARCS0LA
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these things are insane bruv, how are they not the norm in western countries
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CR Kelly has 4 league titles in the last 15 years while playing for superteams like Madrid,Juve and United
@UTDKlaus
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The only way Man City can bottle the league now
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Dembele fans
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Nah Madrid and CR Kelly fans were so upset about that Ronaldo family man meme going mainstream that they've made 5 different versions all unfunny
@Camaverde_
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Benzema 5 goals in Messi 6 goals La Liga 17/18 in Ligue 1
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Leeds lost "raphinha" and became better
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This is crazy, you know what else is crazy? Salah and benzema played together for lyon 15 years ago? Don't believe me? Google "Benzema 15 years"
@KxmailSZ
ksz
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Allah you know who deserves it
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Slums of 2018 when assnaldo scored that fugazi hattrick vs Spain and was on course for ballon d'or #6 thank fuck for Uruguay, Perez and Modric
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Lack of self awareness is concerning bro this is ronaldo in every game since 2016
@crisrxno
New Era 🎱7️⃣
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Nah he’s actually finished man
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If ter stegen was spider man then Mary Jane would've díed 6 times
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He has so much tek why do Barca fans pretend he's some bun I don't get it
@brfootball
B/R Football
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That Memphis corner for Gavi's goal 🤤 (via @FCBarcelona )
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Kicked pep out of the club✅ Backstabbed messi✅ Held the club hostage and protagonist of some of the biggest humiliations✅ Shady deals with RFEF✅ Leaking private WhatsApp convos✅ Cheating on partner ✅
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Remember when eboue dived like a bitch which led to the set piece from which campbell scored, selective memory kills me
@Gunnersc0m
Gunners
2 years
Remember when Ludovic Giuly scored but the referee cancelled the goal and sent off Jens Lehmann instead, in a Champions League Final? Barcelona have been corrupt for a very long time.
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It's becoming a point where if anyone says they're a Ronaldo fan, you distance yourself from them
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Neymar fans are awfully loud for someone who's biggest achievement since leaving barça is losing a covid cl final
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"fxckgaspar" "KiIIgaspar" "arrestgaspar"
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Left Madrid, Madrid win 2/4 laligas✅ Successfully destroyed juves domestic dominance ✅ Led United from 2nd to 7th✅ Want to destroy domestic dominance? You know who to call
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They're comparing some brudda who made some saves vs some tier 3 European country to the goat lmfaooooo
@Gideoomatic
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Diogo Costa vs Emi Martinez in a penalty shootout, I'd like to see it
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Ahhhh peak times
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I'm crying at all these financial experts worst case scenario we go skint some shiekh or consortium buys as and we become City with history aka your worst nightmare
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If my son made a “F*ck it, I’m the Jinx king” Trey’s Top Moments" thread I'm disowning him no cap
@CEDMUFC21
Cjay
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“F*ck it, I’m the Jinx king” Trey’s Top Moments A thread 🧵
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its not even close to frenkie situation,he could quadruple his salary at Saudi,he could get regular playtime elsewhere(Rejected Brighton)but warming the benches at Barca with 1/4th the salary>>>right?Fine by me and so are fans well within their rights to boo the fuck out of him
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Forget Messi, even Neymar is ahead and then KDB
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You're so cool and edgy for making fun of him for making tiktoks while you have no problem repping a LITERAL pedophile
@GreatWhiteNueve
𝟗 🇵🇸
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France Football was right to hand him a Chapati maker
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Assnaldo really went out the worst way possible in both club and international football skskskksskks
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Bro like deadass imagine taking a shit right next to a wastebin full of paper coated shit I'd collapse on the floor
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Is there a single likeable player at United? Horrific institution
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When your break the laliga spending record and win a pre-season game while rivals win 5 trophies in a year
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Modric> shouts due to longetivity is funny when Xavi retired at 34 and still has 100+ caps more
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ARREST POCHETTINO ARREST HIM NOWWWWWWW
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He rested the entire team vs celta prior to the game, played pools kryptonite formation, matched liverpool on big chances, not his fault our lb gifted them 2 goals, GK that spilled it straight at origi and a 6'5 whore that got outjumped by a 5'8 wijnaldum
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@SIimani6i Them longetivity tweets omgggf
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Benzema back to slave shifts, I would love it, I think I deserve it
@utdreport
utdreport
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Cristiano Ronaldo could make a sensational return to Real Madrid this summer – with the Spanish club increasingly keen on a reunion. Influential key figures at Real Madrid want the return knowing he'll bring guaranteed goals in La Liga #mulive [ @sbates_people ]
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Just wrote the worst exam ever
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Forgot about hazard ffs, also if Ozil is rated this high why not David Silva too?
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Thought it was a slander name for a sec skskskkdksksk
@FCBarcelona
FC Barcelona
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No Trespassing.
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Johnny Depp's PR team is insane the fact that him winning a defamation case has painted him as a survivor when in fact he's an abuser too
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World Cup 2026 USA, he'll definitely get the "fairy tale" ending he deserves, if you know you know
@MadridPreeti
Preeti
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I'm genuinely happy Lionel Messi got his fairy tale ending, but don't tell me Cristiano Ronaldo didn't deserve it as well 💔
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Messi needs benchtime if we want to go all the way, no way can we have a dude resting on the pitch vs bielsas Uruguay
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Suarez: “The German never comes off his line. This game is fake”
@Barca_Buzz
Barça Buzz
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👥| Marc André ter Stegen's favourite XI consisting of players he has played with.
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Imagine if Deschamps wasn’t xenophobic and let Benzema play the final
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The American PR is going to be nuts meanwhile CR Kelly is getting sent for donuts by di Maria 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@10requiem This is why Messi is the goat
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@albiFCB7
Albi 🇽🇰
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Bruno Fernándes and Ferran Torres are a threat to the beautiful game. How the hell have they become professional footballers ..
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One of the most versatile forwards, carried out dogshit attack, got injured and when they got new toys they forgot about him just like that
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80'-123' I traveled through the deepest pits of hell and came back laughing like a maniac drenched in sweat
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ZAMN
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Pique shouldn't be in any debates, stripper in his peak, stripper in his late years. Worst CB to grace planet earth
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Nahhh the fact that he was playing second fiddle to some random dude from Benfica in his last world cup got swept under the radar......
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
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📸 - Ronaldo has entered the pitch!
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Playb0iFATI, ANSUCART1, Clayboiprati
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HOW ARE YOU WASHED AT 29 WHILE PLAYING AS A GK IN A POSSESSION BASED TEAM
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No guy who shins players in the face while attempting a dribble should be in a top 5 oat debate
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@GreekButNoBeard We use a bidet brother trust me it's life changing
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How Madrid fans protect him while cooking Zidane was beyond me
@idoxvi
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Ancelotti is mad overprotected by this fanbase, we simply don’t play good football most games
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Modric assist out of nowhere for 3-3
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Better call 7ahul
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0 posts from Iniesta for piques farewell asw he's so clear of xavi
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Hating on a 17 yo kid cuz he makes graphs and models on underlying metrics which make their father look like Danny Welbeck compared to Messi😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Those subhumans in china really eat these things man.......
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He also left cuz Perez refused to give him a raise, loyalties don't exist in football but yeah collect your likes
@MadridXtra
Madrid Xtra
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14 NPG in 5 games, in other words just 6 less than benzemas best ever league NPG tally
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We're going bankrupt by 2025 but connorcfc and cfc goes to sleep with PTSD and panic attacks about a fat Spanish man
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He crippled your finances and jumped ship the moment it got tough lmao
@powellyowl
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The downfall of Juventus began the day he left. 💔
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One of the best football related moments I've ever enjoyed
@BCNOgi
OGi 🐐
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Throwback to your boy crying like a little sissy in the background while Leo ascends to immortality. I'm sure you remember it. Wasn't that long ago
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There's nothing to understand he's been fucking dogshit for years and this fanbase kept scapegoating others like rakitic,frenkie to protect him
@BarcaDivine
barca_divine
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Starting to realize people never really understood Busquets' role to begin with.
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You know how deep your hatred has to run for a man to pit fucking Wesley sneijder for a ballon d'or against Lionel fucking Messi
@Mrbankstips
MrBanks💰
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In 2010 Wesley Sneijder won the treble, UEFA player of the year, reached the WC final (4 MOTM) and finished as joint top goalscorer at the WC. He still managed to miss out on the top three for the ballon d’or. Guess who won it that year ?
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They're traumatised for life man
@gyaigyimii
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😂 😂 😂 😂
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Then getting Ko'ed early deffo had a role as assnaldo was on his poaching best fucker would've went 3/3 in the group stages if it wasn't for bonou
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If Benzema scores from a GK error today I'll quit watching football for life
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It kills me how one dude lifts a team in the trenches 8th in the table to 2nd within 4 months averaging 4xG almost every game in the league which concedes the least amount of goals and shots is seen as less impressive than 2 b2b 8th placed finishes and scraping top four 😭😭😭
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ROFL in 2022 holy shit you're definitely 30+
@Ultra_Suristic
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Tell me this goal didn't stand ROFLLLLL
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It was Messi that made me support them, it was Messi that constantly dragged this teams to places they should've never been in, it was also the same Messi they backstabbed while keeping some of the biggest culprits of our humiliations
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You shouldn't be talking about talent id with that avi small pal
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@NalinFCB
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Coach Koe talent ID is out of this world
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Neymar the only player in the world who could have studs up challenges to his ankles and commentators calling it "antics"
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@ml27___ "xoogland"
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United getting rid of "If Pogba" to sign a bigger "if" footballer in Frenkie😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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How horny do you have to be to retweet naked women from the 1970's
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The takes after that game was hilarious, best intl player ever blah blah hated every mention of it for how fugazi it was
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Ferran stinks every time he plays even when he scores but look how they're treating depay who got his first start since the injury
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It's kinda crazy how nothing football related will ever make me feel anything like this ever again
@SK10_Football
SK10 𓃵🇵🇸
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That moment when Messi said "Not today"
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How about you talk about the fact that the PL player of the decade Eden hazard has 4 goals in 4 years
@paddypower
Paddy Power
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If Aubameyang is scoring this much in La Liga, can you imagine how many goals Lacazette and Nketiah would get?
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That kolo muani save highkey best save in history
@lapulgafreak
Hamza
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F*ck it, Here's every save Emiliano Martínez made in World Cup to help Lionel Messi and Argentina win 🐐
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FDJ comps still have Ajax clips
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Barça fans buying Spotify premium after the sponsorship
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So just let us be the dementia ridden racist soci owned bankrupt club that steals all your transfer targets, save your tears please
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Fartinez was so trash outside pens when you deep it
@Trujista
TS🍇🇧🇷
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International break hype it’ll never get better than this for me
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Here's the thing, you may know a thing or two about transfers from your WhatsApp group but you know NOTHING about what happens within a club
@es_grimes
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Barca has to pay €30m debts for Piqué. Barca can't even register the free signings. Journos are earning money making headlines for fools. That's legitim...
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The variables should be reasonable one's, like going trophyless, finishing outside top 4 etc
@ManagingBarca
Managing Barça
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🚨🚨| Manchester United are offering €80M fixed + variables. @gerardromero [🎖️] @JijantesFC
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