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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

2 months

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2 months

Weekend wey go sweet, na from Thursday you go know! 🤭 We’re getting lit at #RetroRave this Saturday. Come join us! There are just two days to go so get your tickets now:

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Nigeria regularly misplaces its president man this is not normal

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Episode 120": God bless Stephanie Coker" out now!

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Submarine & A Roach

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28 days

Hey Guys! We’re looking for a Dead Beat Father to feature on the podcast. If you’re a deadbeat father looking to tell your truth please send a DM. If you know any deadbeat fathers that might be interested in joining us for a session please tag them in the comment below 🙏🏿

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Submarine & A Roach

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I’d pay good money for an invite to this wedding 🙏🏿😮‍💨

Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

10 days

🚨🚨NEW EPISODE 🚨🚨 Episode 207: “Mowalola’s Trad Wedding”

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

2 years

NEW EPISODE out 6AM TOMORROW (also how do we get TMT to stop making songs???)

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@Subma_Roach

9 months

"Where have all the ugly babies gone?" Koj of @Subma_Roach (a @takingCustody production) performing to a sold out room in Toronto last week. Submarine and a Roach is back this Tuesday!!

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

8 months

IT’S BEEN A VERY LONG JANUARY BUT I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE ALL THE EPISODES OF SUBMARINE AND A ROACH ARE BACK UP!!! NEW EPISODE NEXT WEEK TUESDAY. BE THERE!!!

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Submarine & A Roach

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3 years

Submarine and A Roach presents: “How to spot a Blood Diamond” Steps: 1) Be African 2) Look At It 3) You Know

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

7 months

Submarine and A Roach presents: “DEAD PRESIDENTS” A comedy podcast live show. Date: April 11th, 2024 Doors Open: 5pm Venue: Alliance Française, Ikoyi, Lagos ***Disclaimer: This video is perfect, it’s your eyes that need checking***

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

6 months

Three Yoruba Brothers. Live in the flesh!! Lagos, Nigeria! April 11th 2024

maye

@mayeneedamaitai

6 months

@tmtisclutch aww look it’s tmt, mayowa, and koj

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

6 months

Nigga please

Duke of Ikpoba

@Galaalex4

6 months

@Subma_Roach I can’t hold its any more can you guys tone down the use of “nigga” it’s shocking how as Nigerians you guys use the word a lot and it’s not in our vocabulary.

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

3 years

GUESS WHO? 👀👀👀

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

11 months

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

5 months

“How To Close The Orgasm Gap for Heterosexual Couples”

ISaidWhatISaidPod

@ISWISPodcast

5 months

If, against all odds and common sense, we ever decided to grace the world with a book (spoiler alert: it's not happening), what ridiculously fabulous title would you suggest? Don’t we look good as co-authors? Give us your best title and maybe we’ll consider it 😉

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

2 years

New episode in a few hours.

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

9 months

To our special special listeners or first time guests, you can listen to the podcast directly on anchor as we try to troubleshoot what’s going on. Link here:

Submarine And A Roach • A podcast on Spotify for Podcasters

Listen to Anchor audio from Submarine And A Roach

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

6 months

s/o to Slawn for dropping the bag and sponsoring the live show. £25,000 well spent.

Bizzleosikoya.eth

@bizzleosikoya

6 months

Yooo @Subma_Roach amazing show yesterday

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

1 year

NEW EPISODE ALERT: @FuadXIV joins the boys to discuss the state of archiving in Nigeria, music tastes and sneaking into the office when no one is around to download movies! Enjoy everywhere you get your podcasts!

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

8 months

We’re backkkkkkkkkkkk. Please enjoy responsibly!

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

3 years

SUBMARINE AND A ROACH Presents: “To Live and Die in Lagos” the theme song and a message from the one who sponsors ALL, FK ABUDU. Listen, share and invite ya friends! Sign up at for early access tickets and REALLY COOL MERCH!!

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

9 months

WHO REPORTED THE PODCAST AND WHY HAVE WE DISAPPEARED FROM SPOTIFY AND APPLE????

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

8 months

SUBMAROACH BACK!!!! #BigMood !!!!

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

2 months

200 episodes of the pod! How is that even possible?!

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

7 months

“Submarine and a Roach” is a real life balanced diet. Peak stupidity Peak humanity Peak banter Peak life lessons

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

9 months

New Submaroach Episode 174: “Tinubu Get Your Kegels Up” Listen here:

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

6 months

👀👀👀

ISaidWhatISaidPod

@ISWISPodcast

6 months

Should we have a guest this week or do you just want to catch up with us and listen to dilemmas? #Iswispodcat

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

3 years

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

3 years

I'm talking full theatre experience. I'm talking broadway dance numbers, unscripted fist fights, Bollywood dancers, A possible Wole Soyinka Cameo....etc Presenting a live theatrical Podcast Event. To live and Die in Lagos. December 16th, 2021. Free Me Space, Lagos.

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

4 years

Episode 54: "BURNA BOY IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD"’ by Submarine And A Roach

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

1 year

On this episode of the pod, the boys are joined by multidisciplinary artist @AnthonyAzekwoh and we chronicle his journey and mark some key opps along the way.

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

9 months

None of these words are in the Bible.

CTRL E is in lagos 🍉🇨🇩

@Emmanuel_isnt

9 months

I want the submaroach boys to run a train on me

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

4 years

Like this tweet if you listened to TMT on @ISWISPodcast

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

3 years

She don’t need no other poddyyyy!!

LERRY

@_AsiwajuLerry

3 years

@cuppymusic @Subma_Roach @cthagod Have you checked out VibesWithEdmundOris or Kwality Kontent?

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

6 months

A lot of beautiful women listen to Submarine and a Roach.

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

8 months

Lmfaooo

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

3 years

This nigga stole this off of us and then said he’s a creative lmaoooo

The Mysterious And Marvellous Mr H🧠

@77_Kiah

3 years

Bnxn para Bnxn Bnxn Para

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

9 months

SOME GOOD NEWS, WE’RE STILL ON GOOGLE PODCASTS!! If you haven’t already listened to the new Submaroach. Listen here:

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

2 years

Surprise Submarine and a roach drop! TMT talks to @IAmDonawon about how life and his career. How he went from Selling Dashiki’s in uni to managing Tems and fighting the Illuminati, We breakdown what it takes to do what he does and have fun doing it!

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

6 months

Na wa! Guys can’t even manifest again 😔

Big Pharma

@will_lads

6 months

submarine and a roach go 30 minutes without saying “I’m dead” challenge. Difficulty: Expert

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

10 months

Everyone come and see something, they’re exposing @tmtisclutch here!

Milly Rambo

@MillysAura

10 months

@chrysdee2 Is his name Temi by any chance?

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

3 years

His baby: what I taste like? 😏 Him:

J. Mulholland

@MulhollandL0ver

3 years

@_naeisbae @ThatwasChina It's actually a sign of depression. My gf brushed her teeth once a week & didn't shower much. She refused to wash her coochie but got mad when I wouldn't go down on her during sex. My baby was smelling like a tuna salad & was fighting internal demons. We finally got her help tho

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

6 months

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!!!

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

9 months

Submaroach Presents: “How To Raise Seed Funding”

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

3 years

NEW EPISODE OUT IN A COUPLE HOURS! Episode 77: DJ Cuppy vs Jesus Christ Go subscribe wherever you listen so you get a notification cos you want to hear this one:

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

30 days

✋🏿😔🤚🏿

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

9 months

Play with your feelings ke? Locked and loaded o! 😎

Amarachi 🩶

@amarachi_stan

9 months

@Subma_Roach Tomorrow is Tuesday. I beg you not to play with my feelings 🙏

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

3 years

New work! We finally ask @freshldrb everything you’ve wanted to ask him for the last decade

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

9 months

#NewProfilePic

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

9 months

Episode 174.5: "Subma on the dancefloor" -

Episode 174.5: "Subma on the dancefloor"

they tried it but we still here baby lmaaooo don't play with us

www.youtube.com

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

8 months

NEW KKK-OMEDY FROM KALAKUTA KOJ #FunniestNigerianManAlive 🤭

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

2 years

The boys are back???

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

3 years

First week as a comedy pod and we got to #2 on the comedy charts. Thank you guys for listening and getting your friends (and/or enemies) to listen. To more SubMaRoach Tuesdays! 🥂🍻🥂🍻🥂

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

11 months

New Submarine and A Roach Episode 165: “As A Feminist, How Can You Smoke Weed?”

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

4 months

New Episode out today! Full gist on the the pod 😂😂😂😂

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

3 years

Big news, family 😂❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

7 years

Just remember you heard "Santinese" for the first time ever on Submarine & A Roach.

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

9 months

to popular demand, we've put the episode up on google pods but please watch it on youtube too. We're trying to grow the pod there and rely less on the other platform that won't be named.

Episode 174.5: "Subma on the dancefloor"

they tried it but we still here baby lmaaooo don't play with us

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

8 months

We waited till after AFCON was over to record the new episode. It’s out now and absolutely hilarious.

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

7 years

Santinese is that inaudible language spoken by @Ozzyb_ that only horny girls understand. It's like parseltongue for women.

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

9 months

Go watch us on the YouTube

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

2 months

True investigative journalism, only on Submaroach!

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@ayoyemms

2 months

😂😂 Igbo Muslims or Igbo Celestials @Subma_Roach

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@Subma_Roach

7 months

Submarine and a Roach live!! Tickets:

Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

9 months

"Where have all the ugly babies gone?" Koj of @Subma_Roach (a @takingCustody production) performing to a sold out room in Toronto last week. Submarine and a Roach is back this Tuesday!!

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

3 years

Submarine & A Roach presents: “How to talk to guests on your podcast” Go follow us on Instagram @/submaroach

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

3 years

Submarine and A Roach presents: “How to find your shoe-size” Steps: 1) Pull up 2) Open door Have a great weekend!

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

3 years

Episode 86: "Kidnappings > Children Sleeping" (ft. @SGaWD01 & @LeMav_ ) “Who we make this podcast for”

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

7 months

New Submaroach out friends! Featuring the amazing @lifesize_teddy_ ! We present you: Episode 180: “I accidentally showed my co-worker my PooPoo”

Episode 180: "I Accidentally Showed My Co-Worker My PooPoo" ft @lifesize_teddy_

Episode · Submarine and A Roach · On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the guys are joined by super fun rapper Lifesize Teddy and they get into: Ebuka's new Prime Video show Tmt's questions...

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

2 years

Listen to "Episode 126: "Bonded by Depression"" by Submarine and A Roach. ⚓

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

2 years

They said this is how they’re arresting TMT if APC win

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

1 year

It’s not his fault, he went to Corona.

SEF

@omgitssef

1 year

can someone tell mayowa that the word tweet has two Es in it? we beg, it’s not “twit”. he says it a lot on submarine & a roach 😩😩

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

2 years

New Episode out ft the legend himself @WANIWONDER Get it everywhere you get podcasts!!!

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@Subma_Roach

1 year

Das okay

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3 years

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@Subma_Roach

3 years

If you wrote a self help book, what would you call it?

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@Subma_Roach

2 years

NEW SUBMAROACH: Episode 124: "Toxic Masculinity Nearly Ended My Life"

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

6 months

Due to unforeseen circumstances, Submaroach will be dropping on Wednesday this week. Love you all 🫶🏿

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

1 year

New Submarine and A Roach Episode 159: “Mowa Lola & The Forty Thieves”

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@Subma_Roach

3 years

Submarine and A Roach presents: “How to grill fish” Steps: 1) Place the fish 2) Flip the fish (⚠️: HOT) 3) Compress the heat #Fresh 👌🏿

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

6 months

Daily reminder that Nigeria’s funniest men are delivering a once in a lifetime experience and you need to be there.

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

4 years

Submarine & A Roach isn’t just the best podcast in naij, it also has the best listeners ever. S/O @SunMoonTMT

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

2 years

TMT’s new project! Please RT and send him a DM @tmtisclutch

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

11 months

Mikel Arteta ft. (Olamide x Lil Kesh)

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@Subma_Roach

11 months

Moe

@Mochievous

11 months

2023 and here’s a list of some women who have inspired me this year @Jollz for her amazing humor @tosinolaseinde for just doing @AmandaMGoetz for building in public @oluremi_x for launching @TextureScience @ozzyetomi for Dye Labs @AnifaM for @officialHanifa bridal

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

2 years

Our name is SubMaRoach and we said what we said!

ISaidWhatISaidPod

@ISWISPodcast

2 years

This week we have a band of merry men @_Kojoo & @tmtisclutch from @Subma_Roach join us for a truly great episode. Goes live on Wednesday, you don’t want to this !!! . . . #ISWISpodcast #ISWIS

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Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

3 years

Big special thank you to @Duroarts_ he did this for us out of love and honestly it shows ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@Subma_Roach

8 months

NEW SUBMAROACH EPISODE 177: “I’m an Ibadan Man, Of Course I’m Bleaching” Listen here:

Episode 177: "I'm an Ibadan Man, Of Course I'm Bleaching" by Submarine and A Roach

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the guys get into: Jola calling Tmt out on bleaching his skin Ozempic and BBLs Love is Blind Drake, Muscle Relaxants, and Usher's Super Bowl performance...

podcasters.spotify.com

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@Subma_Roach

3 years

@77_Kiah Lmfaaaoooooooo!! TheGame™️

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@Subma_Roach

4 months

The pod goes hard but the community fits are nasty too 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@Subma_Roach

7 years

NEW SUBMAROACH ==> EPISODE 36: "Learn The Game, Lad" Share, Like & Subscribe!!

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@Subma_Roach

2 years

Super funny new episode ft Opeyemi Famakin (Yes, the food guy) out 6am WAT

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@Subma_Roach

3 years

As we come up on episode 100 (finally), we thought it be fun to have as many listeners on it as possible! Please send in a 10 -30 second voice memo of what Submarine and a roach means to you submaroach @gmail .com

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@Subma_Roach

3 years

This clip right here? Going straight into the Naij Podcasting Hall of Fame!! Episode 94: "Make Nigerian Actresses Sing Again" Link:

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@Subma_Roach

24 days

Submarine and a Roach - Episode 205 “Deadbeat Dads, Social Climbing Beggars & The Nigerian Political Class”

Submarine & A Roach

@Subma_Roach

28 days

Hey Guys! We’re looking for a Dead Beat Father to feature on the podcast. If you’re a deadbeat father looking to tell your truth please send a DM. If you know any deadbeat fathers that might be interested in joining us for a session please tag them in the comment below 🙏🏿

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