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UNCLE HOWDY STREAM BREAKDOWN:
The stream opens with Kane's entrance on an episode of Raw. (The Wyatt family debuted on the main roster in a feud with Kane.)
The video feed then begins to glitch.
UNCLE HOWDY VHS
#3
BREAKDOWN:
The tape opens with glitches including this shot.
Looks to be a person stood with their hands in their pockets, with their head edited out.
#WWERaw
VERY quick interpretation on this:
It was often theorised that the Firefly Funhouse was a safe space within the mind of Bray.
Now, without Bray, Bo/Taylor only sees darkness when imagining the Funhouse.
It is where he confronts his demons, i.e. Uncle Howdy.
#WWERaw
I don't know how they did it.
We had 2 months to dream of any possible scenario for this group's debut.
And I don't think any of us can say what we came up with was better than what we got.
I'm in awe.
#WWERaw
WYATT SICKS VHS
#4
BREAKDOWN:
This week, we begin to hear from the other members of the group for the first time since the massacre.
Up first, Erick Rowan.
The person in the video is playing WWE 2K.
The match is Bianca vs. Bayley in the Extreme Rules arena.
This match occured in real life at Extreme Rules 2022...
The same event that saw the return of Bray Wyatt.
#WWEKINGANDQUEEN
Then, to end the video, Bo fades away and Howdy reappears.
And we hear the words: "there you are.
Cinema.
(Fingers crossed the entire thread goes out this time 😂)
"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool" is a quote from "Needful Things" by Stephen King.
"When we were children, we weren't hearing the stereotypical bedtime stories. We were hearing Stephen King."
- Taylor Rotunda (Bray Wyatt: Becoming Immortal)
We then get Uncle Howdy asking questions to an unknown person.
"Are you happy?"
"How have you been since the loss?"
"Do you feel as though you have been forgotten?"
"Do you even remember who you are?
These questions were heard previously at
These all sound like questions a therapist would ask.
The audio from the video:
"Are you happy? How have you been since the loss? Do you feel like you've been forgotten? Do you even remember who you are?"
I wonder who is speaking to who here, and if it involves the therapist?
Suddenly a change in tone as both the music and Bo's voice intensifies, Bo is getting angrier.
"Even now there's false prophets berating, belittling, their family for their own gain. It's disgusting."
Sound familiar?
We then get Howdy bluntly asking:
"How did it feel when your brother died?" (His brother being the late Bray Wyatt)
This was also given to us in the teasers earlier, in the form of this puzzle.
"Special?
Special implies that others are not.
That there's others that are less than that, deserve to be forgotten.
We're the ones that everybody wanted to forget about.
We're the ones that everybody abandoned."
Bo says that each member of the Wyatt Sicks was forgotten.
Running each new audio clip through a spectrogram:
- The file ICU2 spells "hello"
- The file North_Star displays the Firefly logo
- The file WITNESS displays Uncle Howdy
#WWERaw
"I AM NOBODY.
I GAVE THEM A FAMILY."
We get flashes of Howdy and Bo switching places.
And a light behind the Funhouse door 👀
Maybe next week, we see the door open?