The Garv @StuartGarvin Twitter profile

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

6 years

Pinning this so I never lose it again

CP

@C17_Pen

7 years

Some teuchter send a message for his burd to his group chat instead hahaha (part 1)

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Don’t know how I’ve managed it but graduating with a 2:1 from Edinburgh uni is one of my better achievements🍾🍾

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

2 years

Up the good guys tonight 🇾🇪🤝🇮🇪

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Funny she thinks I’d answer my phone on Scottish cup final

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

6 months

Hibs fans choosing what player to abuse at each game

Billy

@KingOtheNorth31

6 months

So Youan thanks fans for not booing him when accepting an award and Myzaine has had to delete stuff from his socials due to fan backlash. Megwa forced to delete his socials due to abuse and Rocky previously asked the CEO why fans hate him…… our fans man

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

3 years

Any of those Hearts seat counters want to tell me their attendance today🥴🥴 embarrassing

Sky Sports Scotland

@ScotlandSky

3 years

Hearts wrapped up the calendar year with a 2-1 victory over Ross County 🎁👇

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

9 years

See you in September then😝😝😝

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

5 years

Eve at erf you say? If you know you know

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Still canny get over the amazing job Sara made of this painting she did for my birthday. So thoughtful and it still wasn’t even the most thoughtful thing she got me. I really am the luckiest laddie💚

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Biggest load of shite I’ve seen. Women cheat just as much as men and it’s fucking disgusting how normalised it is in society. Tweets like this show why male suicide rates are so high, the cunt actually says in her tweets “women cheat better”. Take your face for a shite hen

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

3 years

Once the chocolate digestives are opened any self control goes out the window, absolutely stupendous confectionery

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

1 year officially together with my best friend and the best girlfriend I could ever ask for. Sara has made what has been a tough year, the best year of my life! I can’t wait for the next year with you and praying we can go on our holidays💚 I love you so much!! @sara__duns

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

2 years

2 shocking refereeing performances in a row for these semi finals

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

2 years

North men, south men, comrades all Dublin, Belfast, Cork and Donegal🇮🇪

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

9 years

How good is it being in a relationship ae? Having someone who thinks the world of you and they're all that you think abou👫💑❤

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

5 years

Me everyday for the past 5 weeks

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@nocontextlenny

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Not my proudest wank

The Onion

@TheOnion

4 years

Giant Pandas Finally Mate After Being Married In Catholic Ceremony

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Glad I went to a catholic school and only got 50 minute ones

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

5 years

Mental how someone actually treating you well can make you feel so much better all round, things starting to look up

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

3 years

Cunts who get pure excited about celebrities getting pregnant and getting engaged need their head checked

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

3 years

Honestly canny believe this is real and no an Only an Excuse sketch

Rangers Football Club

@RangersFC

3 years

The Directors of Rangers and @Stirling_Albion took part in the traditional Loving Cup ceremony in the Blue Room ahead of tonight's match. 👉 Learn about the history of the Loving Cup:

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

“The other” actually has a Scottish Cup winners medal and 2 League championships. Not to mention the 3rd top scorer of all time in the SPL. Nice try but please don’t compare again

Gareth Kirkwood

@gareth1874

4 years

One of these players has 2 Scottish cup winners medals, the other has a criminal conviction for singing songs about the player with 2 Scottish cup medals. Please don’t compare again

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

So fucking important.

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

It’s fucking disgusting that women literally cannot be alone without fear of something happening to them these days. Nowhere near enough is being done about this. We can all do something. Challenge your friends. Don’t laugh off their threatening behaviour. #SarahEverard

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

5 years

Today’s pay lasted long

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

5 years

Aye would make sense if Disney actually made any of they shows

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Bit young for the gear is he no?

𝔇𝔞𝔰𝔦𝔞 𝔍𝔞𝔫𝔞𝔢

@dajjrambo

5 years

I fucked up my sons haircut , trying to give him a line and he doesn’t even know 😂 I love kids Lmao

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

2 years

Hibs fans are fucking embarrassing man. Get a fucking grip and support the team no matter what you think of the current running of the club/state of the team

Hibernian Football Club

@HibernianFC

2 years

We kick off our Scottish Cup campaign this Sunday with a home Edinburgh Derby. Secure your seat now 🎟

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

She is absolutely beautiful

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

6 years

She got a hedgehog on her hand?

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

I hate myself for getting inside my own head

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Disgusting. Questionable if it’s even okay after marriage!!

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

The best present from the best bird 💚 @sara__duns

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

5 years

Frenchies have absolutely lost it, never met one that’s no aff their heed

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

5 years

Bears on the porch? No worries. Dogs, bruh...💪🐶😍😏💥

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

5 years

Mental how class I am at dancing

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

3 years

Live footage from the Oxtoby household

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Outstanding initiative. Addicts cannot help being addicted. Whether its drugs, alcohol, gambling or anything the key is having safe environments for individuals, spaces where they don’t have people judging and turning their nose up at them for doing things they can’t help

markhmcgivern💜

@markhmcgivern

4 years

Needles in arms, groins might be hard to watch but this is reality... @policescotland made no arrests, so far at @PeterKrykant van. Photos show reality, consumption van offered as alternative to squalor: @MartinTransform @alisonthewliss @MonicaLennon7

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Just pished our ma bedroom window, lockdown is getting to me

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Put to bed by ma sister last night. Lockdown is hitting new lows

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

2 years

Bringing this one back for big Dyche

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@_Version4

3 years

John Mcginn is treading so I've got an excuse to post this 😂

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

National holidays for every Scotland game in The Euros @NicolaSturgeon cheers doll x David Marshall baby x

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

8 years

Great man taken far too soon! Angel high above💚 #RIPJimmy #YNWA

Celtic Football Club

@CelticFC

8 years

The starting XI is out and the away end is starting to fill up. #COYBIG 👏🍀

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

9 years

NEVER! EVER! Tell your gf that you have feelings for another girl for April fools, turns out it's not that funny

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

3 years

Cheese on toast. Anything else is wrong

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@lewidavidson

3 years

it’s roasted cheese & emdy who calls it anything different is an attention seeker

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

@sara__duns appreciation tweet. So proud of this wee rocket. In case anyone needed it, here’s more proof that I’m punching like fuck❤️

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Fuck heart of Midlothian

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

7 years

How can folk seriously cut about all day everyday reeking ae BO?

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

5 years

Just fired into a starter and main at tgi’s then ate more than half of Sara’s pasta and she’s paying for it, I love this game

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Not a single result for the COUNTRY. Fuck Israel, the UK, USA and any country who let this happen

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Just stuck in a fucking rut the now. Cba with anything

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Guess the club...

Bronwyn Love

@_Bronwynlove

4 years

The fact am still seeing stuff like this on Twitter is beyond me????? fuckin disgusting

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Taking applications for a new bird now

Sara Dunsmore

@sara__duns

4 years

as much as am no a hun i actual quite enjoy the wee orange walk tunes

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

5 years

Imagine winching a 15 year old

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

PSA: Tune into sportscene at 7:15 on BBC Scotland tonight to see my gorgeous face on your tellies talking about the cabbage. Sunday night plans sorted troops

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

You’re a fanny if you think you can trust either

Michael Gray

@GrayInGlasgow

4 years

Trust in the UK government has fallen to an all time low in Scotland. 🇬🇧Just 15% of Scots trust the UKGov. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿While 61% of Scots trust the Scottish Government.

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

3 years

This “gorgeous gorgeous girls” patter is fucking terrible

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

5 years

Well that’s my outfit sorted

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

5 years

It’s Friday cmon u know

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

6 years

Wit chance of you got when your Mrs looks like this. Ridiculously minted

alex

@alexmiller_xx

6 years

#NewProfilePic my room is minging get over it x

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

3 years

Sad thing about this is that he would have probably hated this woman for her race and gender

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

3 years

Nae bother Liam Gallagher

Wes Law

@SirWestonLaw

3 years

I can’t wait to be old enough to walk like this

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

5 years

This is shocking. The boys went and supported his boyhood team at a football game that’s easy to get to because it’s close to where he plays. What’s the actual problem?

Sky Sports Scotland

@ScotlandSky

5 years

"It's something I'll be discussing with Artur today" Eddie Howe isn't happy with his goalkeeper & former Celtic player Artur Boruc who was in the Ibrox away end last night. 📲 READ MORE - 📺 WATCH the game live on Sky Sports Football from 11am on Sunday

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Going out is really losing its appeal now that there’s no music anywhere

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

3 years

A genuinely hink this could be the worst thing I’ve seen

Ross McGinnes

@rossmcginnes

3 years

If we’ve learnt anything from this pandemic, it’s that hand sanitiser bottles make perfectly sized ketchup dispensers for days out.

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

A just wanty go on holiday man, would take anything the now. Amsterdam, Paris, Maga, Camber Sands with the Caravan club. Literally anything

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

3 years

A wispa gold is fucking exceptional

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

3 years

Forget how funny this is🤣🤣🤣

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

2 years

Dunno why a felt the need to spend £800 this weekend and have absolutely nothing to show for it apart from 5 year off my life

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

26 days until real football is back

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

On a group call with everyone from work and we’re getting a register and not a clue who half these cunts are

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

First Christmas with Sara this year and I cannot wait to give her all her presents. The most thoughtful, amazing person deserves the best day. Even more buzzing she looks fucking outstanding today💚

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

3 years

The Hibs effect

Brighton & Hove Albion

@OfficialBHAFC

3 years

😉 How's that xG looking? 📲 #BHAFC 🔵⚪

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

2 years

Christmas Day and my sisters having a barbecue and going to the beach in New Zealand, meanwhile, my presents been left in the pub last night

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

3 years

A need to stop having 1 meal for a full weekend then eating 3500 calories a day through the week

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

9 months

One of our best and by far Our most exciting player. Not hear any slander for him

Hibernian Football Club

@HibernianFC

9 months

Elie tops the chart for completed dribbles in the SPFL 🥇

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Me every 5 minutes on the first day back at the pub after lockdown

Liam Gallagher

@liamgallagher

4 years

Have I told you all lately that I LOVE you if not I fucking LOVE you c’mon LG x

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

If you wear jeans in the house at all you need your heed checked

AuntieFalusi 🇳🇬

@Missfalusi

4 years

If u’re wearing jeans at home during quarantine you’re a criminal

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

5 years

#NewProfilePic

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

3 years

4 day working week. Thatchers death anniversary yesterday, Prince Philip today. We love to see it

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

5 years

Need to stop kicking the arse out every weekend for a change

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

5 years

Just seen a wee dug in haymarket so buzzing to see his owner he’s pished hisself. The bar has been raised

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

5 years

@opengoalsport

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Can’t believe hibs fans still go on about a cup final from FOUR years ago🥴🥴

Cosh🇬🇧

@Cosh1872_

4 years

15 years ago today😎🇬🇧

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Happy birthday to the best bird a could ask for! You’re most definitely a great age and you make me the happiest laddie in the world💚 can’t wait to take you to Paris and spoil you even more, you deserve it. I love you @sara__duns

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

3 years

Genuinely a bit emotional listening to that boy at the end. Couldn’t have put it any better

BBC Sport Scotland

@BBCSportScot

3 years

Raith Rovers fans react to the signing of David Goodwillie ⤵️

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

2 years

Nakodar Grill, Glasgow Food: 10/10 Company: 10/10 Waitress: 10/10

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Same old Alloa, always cheating

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

These “or are you normal” tweets are a lot of shite, cunts basically tweeting “do you need air to breathe or are you normal” and getting 30k likes

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Falling asleep🤝waking up Feeling like shite

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

If anyone sees ma phone that would be class, drop it at livi macdos between 9 and 3 thank you x I have once again, chucked it

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

2 years

Same rules apply! Into these cunts today Hibs

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@StuartGarvin

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

2 years

Just home man, this needs to stop😂😂

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

5 years

Thoughts on January

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

5 years

Hahahahahahaha my dads just been done a belter with one of they sex noise videos and couldn’t get it shut Hahahaha

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

We get it, you take gear

امولا

@amoulasoola

4 years

Unpopular opinion: The smell of petrol😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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The Garv

@StuartGarvin

4 years

Green 3 if you know, you know

Chris Bungard

@CowaBungard

4 years

Miss that campsite patter flying about btw. Best weekends of your life. Who was your favourite and what year, stage and location. Go! #WeekendCamping #TITP