@simonharris_mbd
We both worked, ended up with twins after deciding we could afford one more. They are 17 now and still can't decide which one to flush?
It was a beautiful moment as we made love among the selotape and wrapping paper, the Christmas music playing in the background and a warm feeling from a seasonal drink we'd had earlier..... But we're totally banned from ASDA now. Happy
#followbackfriday
I've been doing twitter wrong for years, blue tick accounts that don't interact with normal people can sod off.
#FollowBackFriday
if you're a normal (ish) ๐๐คฃ
The next General Election is going to be fought with 'Stop The Boats' ... it's going to be a tory bloodbath. Their next party conference will be a table for four in a Wetherspoons.
#GeneralElectionNow
#ToriesAreToast
So if you rent, you're fucked, if you have a mortgage you're fucked. If you're low paid, you're fucked. If you care for a relative, you're fucked and if you're disabled, you are also fucked? Who are they going for next?
#antigrowthcoalition
#ToryFascists
#ToryCostOfGreedCrisis
I have a wireless printer/scanner/copier it doesn't work, it never scans anything and only occasionally prints. It destroys all the Wi-Fi signal in the house and is generally useless. I'm only telling you lot cause no one gives a shit on Facebook.
Do you think this government would pay me a couple of million quid for a shit idea? Only 2 or 3 million will do, I'm not greedy and I have loads of shit ideas. Morning ๐
#ToriesUnfitToGovern
#FridayFeeling