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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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2 years

@fesshole Is she Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport?

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11 months

If you want that fat sack of shit to RETURN as Prime Minister.... Go fuck yourself! Everyone else, good morning and happy Sunday.

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2 years

Fuck it, I'll do #followbackfriday today. I got about 3 new friends last week 😂

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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1 year

I did a Follow Back Friday and got 2 new friends ,it's quality not quantity 😁

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2 years

@fesshole They probably vote tory, so it's trickle down electronics.

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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2 years

It's #followbackfriday again, where the hell did the week go?

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

@fesshole Evri drivers don't get close enough to houses to read the numbers, they drop kick parcels from the street.

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@StuartBrett

1 year

@fesshole Do you fancy buying a slightly battered second hand social media platform?

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2 years

@fesshole Not great behaviour for a King tbh

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2 years

@sophielouisecc This is my favourite parody account 😂😂

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2 years

@fesshole Was he bigger than you?

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11 months

@fesshole Put the extended version on, for about a minute at the beginning they'll have no clue whats coming.

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1 year

@fesshole Darling?

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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1 year

@simonharris_mbd Fucking hell, the comments on that tweet are grim 😑

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

1 year

@fesshole Me and my siblings are in our 40s, we still fight for the 'roundy spoon' at mums 😂

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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1 year

Sending thoughts and prayers to Sir Keir Starmer who must have bust a rib or two from laughing today. #PMQs is going to be epic.

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

@simonharris_mbd Getting our lad a diagnosis was a massive relief, before that he was just labelled as a troubled child.

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

What a Cunt, what a cuntish thing to post!!!

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2 years

Who ate all the pies?

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

@___Mezzala They'll be a hell of a lot of calls to radio stations that start with "I'm not racist, but"

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

1 year

@fesshole It's all fun and games until you double tap a milkman.

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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1 year

@simonharris_mbd We both worked, ended up with twins after deciding we could afford one more. They are 17 now and still can't decide which one to flush?

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

11 months

@SkyNews I have Seasonal Adele Syndrome, it's an all year round condition.

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1 year

@fesshole ITV have the rights to make this a 4 part drama, can't wait.

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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2 years

@fesshole I'm like that without ever having a mistress 🤣

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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2 years

@fesshole I carry a lightbulb around at all times, if I have an idea it's a great prop to let people know.

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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1 year

@fesshole I once found a vegan meal dumped by the vodka, someone made a huge decision that day 👍

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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1 year

@fesshole I assume you married her for her looks?

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

My wife got me this T-shirt, she's basically given me permission to buy more guitar's right? #guitars #music

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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2 years

@fesshole Great, but can you stop dragging your arse across the landing please!

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

1 year

@fesshole Where do you measure from?

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

@fesshole I did that in Nigeria once, didn't go very well.

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

1 year

Morning, I have 4K followers on Twitter now. Thank You so much. Now I have an audience I should post some music instead of moaning about the tories?

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

So boris is going to destroy the tory party and The BBC.

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

@simonharris_mbd I've been a parent of a special child for 16 years, I'm a bloody Sen parent veteran

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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2 years

Not only should Cannabis be legal, it should be mandatory until a General Election is called 🤞😁

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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1 year

@snb19692 There are more police than tory party members there, hilarious. Stay safe!

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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1 year

How many reshuffles are you allowed? This isn't fantasy football #GeneralElectionNow

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

Happy Hump Day, is anyone going to watch Spaffer get grilled for 4 whole hours?

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

I'm not seeing tweets from any of the accounts I like, just right wing tossers like Soapy Coriandercunt who I don't even follow?

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

Liz Truss, still as thick as pig shit. Morning 😀

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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2 years

@simonharris_mbd It's pretty good for snooker too, I didn't know it was on.

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

It was a beautiful moment as we made love among the selotape and wrapping paper, the Christmas music playing in the background and a warm feeling from a seasonal drink we'd had earlier..... But we're totally banned from ASDA now. Happy #followbackfriday

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

1 year

@fesshole When me and the wife have a row I angrily clean the house. Fuck, think I've been played.

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

@StuartRouse @CraigyMac1979

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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2 years

@StephJane0989 Brace yourself

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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1 year

@simonharris_mbd I don't think they were getting any one on board at all. Apart from the usual flag shaggers.

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

Boris can Fuck Off, that's the tweet. #followbackfriday

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

@fesshole Same vibe

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1 year

@fesshole Isn't that from Die Hard 3?

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

Whoa, amazing #EnoughIsEnough

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2 years

Norwich enough is enough, right now ✊

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

Erm, how about 'no fucking chance'

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2 years

How and why you should volunteer for the King’s coronation

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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2 years

@fesshole Who doesn't like a Werther's Original.

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

1 year

I am the 'Woke Agenda' and so are all my friends... come at me bitch! Morning 😁

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

I've been doing twitter wrong for years, blue tick accounts that don't interact with normal people can sod off. #FollowBackFriday if you're a normal (ish) 😂🤣

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

11 months

It's our wedding anniversary tomorrow, I have to say after 21 years of marriage my wife has done a superb job of bringing me and the kids up 🤣👍

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

11 months

So with the first case of swine flu found in humans... do we have to buy loads of bog roll yet?

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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10 months

I survived Xmas and New Year if anyone's interested?

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@StuartBrett

1 year

@fesshole My autistic son loves James May too, he will watch anything with him. Bim is my favourite clip ever 😂😂

James May's Futuristic Tour Guide Leaves Him in Stitches | James May:...

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

I've just de-activated my Facebook profile, suck my balls Zuckerberg!!!!

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

11 months

The next General Election is going to be fought with 'Stop The Boats' ... it's going to be a tory bloodbath. Their next party conference will be a table for four in a Wetherspoons. #GeneralElectionNow #ToriesAreToast

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

1 year

@anon_opin Also, none of that writing you own vows crap. repeat what the registrar says and get in the pub.

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

10 months

Didn't do a follow back Friday because I didn't know what day it was? Bins going out tomorrow has totally messed my head up. 😂😂

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

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1 year

@anon_opin True, our wedding cost about £200 and we've been married 20 years.

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@StuartBrett

2 years

Hey #ToryScum Do you need a new theme tune? A nice simple slogan to remember? #ToriesUnfitToGovern #ToriesDevoidOfShame YOU ARE A CUNT via @YouTube

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@StuartBrett

2 years

@jessphillips Two more chancellors before then

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

@fesshole I have so many tech fesses, boring to about 99% of the world though 😂

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

1 year

For the General Election next year the tory party are raising the voting age to 50 and you must have a parent with you to vote.

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

1 year

Nadine Dorries needs to drop the 'Right Honourable' from her twitter handle and fuck off into obscurity.

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@StuartBrett

1 year

@fesshole You can't rush a poo, that's when I do Wordle 🤣

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

We have no #snow we don't want #snow and to be honest #snow can go fuck itself 😂😂

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

I've reached my #followbackfriday limit for the first time ever, thanks everyone ☺️

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

So if you rent, you're fucked, if you have a mortgage you're fucked. If you're low paid, you're fucked. If you care for a relative, you're fucked and if you're disabled, you are also fucked? Who are they going for next? #antigrowthcoalition #ToryFascists #ToryCostOfGreedCrisis

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

11 months

Bloody immigrants, coming over here and saving my daughters mobility!!

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

10 months

I have a wireless printer/scanner/copier it doesn't work, it never scans anything and only occasionally prints. It destroys all the Wi-Fi signal in the house and is generally useless. I'm only telling you lot cause no one gives a shit on Facebook.

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

@fesshole I'm doing wordle in 20 minutes, please standby I may need help 😁

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

@Garethjaz I've not watched any ITV content since I got married in 2002, it's all shit.

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

@fesshole Bloody auto correct, meant to say long wank.

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@StuartBrett

2 years

@fesshole Is this from Jesse Lingard?

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

@fesshole Your mum is human.

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@StuartBrett

1 year

@fesshole He has a double, fill yer boots ;)

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

1 year

Christmas General Election?

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

1 year

@desertrose1969 Partially sighted and Pro-Brexit...... IRONY!

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

Can you give it a rest with the blanket coverage of the ginger one, it's so fucking boring #lbc

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

1 year

@fesshole Is your family in bread? I think I know your Naan.

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

1 year

C'mon Rishi, if the next General Election isn't a forgone conclusion. Back yourself and call one now? Dare you! #GeneralElectionNow #FollowBackFriday

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@StuartBrett

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I've made a massive decision today, I'm moving to somewhere warmer. I'll be in the kitchen if you need me.

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

I had nearly 800 new followers yesterday, Mental! Will follow back once I'm allowed. 😊

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@StuartBrett

1 year

How many tory PM's till Christmas? #Sunackered #GeneralElectionNow

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1 year

🚨🚨 | BREAKING: Tory MPs are considering writing letters of NO CONFIDENCE in Rishi Sunak if he goes ahead with weakening net zero [ @PA ]

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

11 months

I'm locking myself away today and playing guitar, have a good one 🎸☺️

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

4 years

I'm not sure why SEN schools are being completely ignored locally and nationally? It's a no brainer and my child is staying home #saferathome #CloseTheSchools #suffolk

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

@MrJamesMay Other May's are available 😂

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

11 months

@supertanskiii Infosys got the rights for the vaccine yet?

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

2 years

Good Morning, Happy #Followbackfriday #FuckTheTories

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Stuart Brett 🍷🎸🎶🎸🍷

@StuartBrett

11 months

Do you think this government would pay me a couple of million quid for a shit idea? Only 2 or 3 million will do, I'm not greedy and I have loads of shit ideas. Morning 😂 #ToriesUnfitToGovern #FridayFeeling

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@StuartBrett

1 year

@fesshole I knew this would attract bread puns......