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Barrow AFC, Cheltenham, Cricket and TV discussed 99% of the time.....rest irrelevant

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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
7 months
@anon_opin As a regular pub goer I dread December. The pub suddenly, and for a period of about 4 weeks fills up with amateurs vowing to change their lives. January they are nowhere to be seen and normal service is resumed until next December.
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@StuartAkister
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3 years
@BarrowAFC Superb stuff that, that’s a Prem club who hasn’t forgotten about the rest of the EFL. Great work @AVFCOfficial
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
1 year
A lot of pop stars seem like dicks who’ve forgotten where they’ve come from; Lewis Capaldi just seems a genuinely nice guy doesn’t he
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1 year
Losing his voice, ticks taking over, he battled through and the crowd lifted him up. What a set #LewisCapaldi absolutely incredible #glastonbury2023 moment
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@StuartAkister
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1 year
@ESPNcricinfo England and Pakistan. Two giants of white ball cricket
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
5 years
Fair play to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle; can’t remember Rugby League ever getting so much mainstream media coverage on a Thursday morning #RLWC2021 #RLWC2021Draw #HarryandMeghan
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
2 years
@EmiratesFACup Wrexham v Oldham is a very very lazy selection; can see that in the league
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
7 months
@GMB The really obvious question is; where has all this extra money the Post Office received gone to? #gmb
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
1 year
@CasualChaps Good to see this lad still taking the pandemic seriously
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@StuartAkister
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1 year
@WisdenCricket “Everyone keeps talking about Bazball” whilst wittering on about Bazball
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@StuartAkister
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3 years
@FootyScran @brisbaneroar Be decent that when they’ve cooked the chips
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@StuartAkister
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2 years
@sezl @RuddyNuisance Nice to see them blowing some balloons for her, really getting into the party atmosphere
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
6 years
@piersmorgan You’ve spelt Harry Maguire wrong
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
4 years
@englandcricket That the 4.29am alarm every day is very much worthwhile. Superb exhibition on how to play spin 👏👏👏👏
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
9 months
@thecultraspod That magic Match Of The Day episode where they finally showed all the goals 😍
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
1 year
@PippaCrerar @horton_official Attenborough and Lineker banned; Fiona Bruce allowed to carry on. Tory loving BBC
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@StuartAkister
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5 months
@lancscricket You’d think Cricket Australia would be a bit more charitable towards Lancs really seen as our rain saved them losing the Ashes
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
4 years
@JimRoache @GNev2 You mean when he said furlough needed to be 80% still to enable people to live? And the government said no, 67% is more than enough......until it was needed down South again and then magically back to 80%
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@StuartAkister
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3 years
@FootyScran @Matlock_TownFC That’s right up there as one of the best “footy scrans” that’s been posted on this page
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
2 years
Not saying Love Island’ers are thick but Michael Owen just had to tell his daughter to open an envelope #NTAs
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@StuartAkister
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2 years
@FootyScran Mushy Peas It’s not anything else
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
5 years
@WeahsCousin And then people say about footballers being out of touch; if a young lad can’t go to the pub and have a few beers watching his old team in a cup final is it any wonder they hide away in VIP areas
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
6 years
If Southampton have anything about them they’ll nip round to the Marriott for a few beers
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@StuartAkister
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8 months
@WisdenCricket Getting as bad as cricinfo these days; just begging for social media interactions from Indian fans
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@StuartAkister
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3 years
@GaryLineker So basically some old woman tried to steal your phone?
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@StuartAkister
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2 months
@breeallegretti This campaign has been handled so badly it’s almost as if those in CCHQ have been betting on a Labour majority……
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@StuartAkister
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2 years
@benjonescricket The biggest problem with Livvy is the top order are failing; he’s a finisher
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@StuartAkister
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4 years
Anyone else really wanting Jono to fail every single time he cooks? #MasterChefUK #MasterchefTheProfessionals
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
6 months
@AtTheRaces Test Results “Allergic to Racecourses”
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@StuartAkister
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9 months
I know it’s the Aussies and all that but this is fantastic; proper toys out of the pram stuff from India #CWC23
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
1 year
@willis_macp So Khawaja said this morning it’s too rough over here and now Warners saying it’s too tame? Very confusing these Aussies aren’t they
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
1 month
@Wrexham_AFC Can you stick this on the documentary please? Would love to see a Welsh kid crying coz he’d failed his ball boy trial
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@StuartAkister
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11 months
@GMB @toryboypierce @Kevin_Maguire Should Andrew Pierce be live on the TV when he’s clearly still under the influence of alcohol? #gmb
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
6 months
@sevenbarrows Has the printer finally run out of ink?
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
1 year
@TheBarmyArmy Makes sense; can’t risk dropping Crawley, he might get a score one day
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
2 months
@PippaCrerar Exactly as it should be; boring sensible politicians running the country not I’m A Celebrity candidates
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@StuartAkister
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1 year
@WeahsCousin Have we got a price on him rocking up in the away end in Malta on Friday?
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9 days
@willis_macp Good move, Surrey are short on players
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@StuartAkister
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3 years
@YorkshireCCC This statement could only be better if you’d got Jim Davidson to read it out
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@StuartAkister
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5 years
@piersmorgan @JasonRoy20 No room for another bowler?
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
2 years
@GNev2 Do we get a chapter on how the “peoples game” was effected at non league level when a Singaporean billionaire and yourselves took over a non league club?
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
3 months
@YorkshireCCC Fair play to you; you literally couldn’t make it any more obvious to people there will be no play, if they decide to travel and wait for the Umpires to decide that’s up to them
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@StuartAkister
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8 months
@RoadCheltenham Hope the stewards are involved; Danny Mullins being told not to try and win the race…..
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8 months
@SkyNewsBreak Someone wants to tell the supermarkets
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
9 months
@BenKentish Every single time Rishi mentions the cost of living crisis he should be asked how many millions has been wasted on the failed Rwanda policy. It’s an open goal
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@StuartAkister
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5 years
@glenntamplin Maybe instead of keep signing players try signing a manager?
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
6 years
@Aggerscricket Chance to throw open the doors during school holidays and give kids a chance to see test cricket......and usual we shoot ourselves in the foot instead
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
11 months
@faisalislam People will be saying this is “u turn Starmer” blah blah blah It isn’t, it’s sensible. Can’t go buying all the land yet again after the Tories sell it to their mates on the cheap etc etc
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@StuartAkister
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2 years
@WisdenCricket Judging by the state of the empty stands even the Aussies didn’t care, pointless series
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@StuartAkister
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2 years
@richardosman Why is it on TV when hardly anyone in the population can vote?
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
4 years
@HawkWing2002 What did Dad (UK) think?
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
11 months
@davejthorp Wait till they find out people aren’t forced to read the spoiler; they can choose just not to click the link. Will blow their minds
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
2 years
Remember when this meant a day on the lash before playing some non league shite like @AFCFylde ; now it means playing a Championship team away in the League Cup. These are the days to be a Barrow fan 💙
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@StuartAkister
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11 months
@abcsport It’s almost October and your still whinging on; Jesus Christ it’s a good job for Aussies sanity we didn’t win
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11 months
@icyestretro The only time them kids would be crying would be if they witnessed that ride
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@StuartAkister
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2 years
@englandcricket Sam Curran doing club cricketers everywhere proud wandering out without a coat on to try influence the umpires into thinking it’s not so bad, get the game on 👏👏👏
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1 year
@surreycricket Hope your horrendous condescending commentators have a lovely evening 😘🌹
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@StuartAkister
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10 months
@AndyhHolt If your having a drunken twitter fall out this is a proper way to do it; good lad Andy 👏👏👏👏
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
7 months
@PaulBlack2022 @WritesBright So if the press take a photo rather than a video it looks like the public love him and there having a great craic together. Luckily it’s been videoed
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
5 years
@benstokes38 I was watching the live telecast and as far as I’m concerned you can do and say what you want for the rest of your life #CWC19 #Headingley
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@StuartAkister
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25 days
@RacingPost The shrinking audience anything to do with firms refusals to lay bets?
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8 months
@RoadCheltenham They want to try getting maximum fields in handicaps first…..
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8 months
@anon_opin Admiring a painting? What year is it? You mean sitting playing on your phone whilst the TV’s on in the background
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@StuartAkister
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6 months
@MartinSLewis How long do the perspective MP’s allow on each doorstep? If we started discussing all the problems with this country they’d have to camp out in our garden
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
5 years
@piersmorgan See better in the NRL every week
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
2 months
@t462819104 @PolitlcsUK Yes; they’ve never mentioned any of this have they? Non dom taxes/private school taxes have come as a complete shock this morning 🤦‍♂️
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@StuartAkister
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5 years
@PaulBrandITV @ESCtips_Gavster Getting leave and getting pulled off? Some life they’ve got
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Stuart Akister
1 month
@GMB @toryboypierce @Kevin_Maguire Pierce has lost the plot in the last 5 minutes; genuine chance he’s going to start crying shortly
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
1 month
@anon_opin Blackadder Goes Forth would disagree but as anon opinions go it’s not the worst I’ve ever seen
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
1 month
@StanCollymore Problem is with Farage now in parliament it’s only going to get worse. As someone pointed out earlier Greens and Reform have same number of seats; will they get same media coverage?
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
4 years
Representing the Champions @BarrowAFC Scafell Pike ✅
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Stuart Akister
4 months
@BritishComedy Whether you like these particular shows or not it’s a shame to see the BBC moving away from sitcoms
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
3 years
@BarrowAFC Have we got room when 40,000 Leeds fans turn up on international weekend to watch Gotts and Stevens?
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9 months
@anon_opin There’s actually only two; football season and cricket season
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Stuart Akister
10 months
@lewis_goodall Of course he’s from Surrey
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
3 years
@GaryLineker Didn’t you want gambling adverts etc banned the other week?
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9 months
@SkyCricket With this kind of logic it’s easy to see why we ended up with such a disastrous World Cup campaign
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
4 years
@piersmorgan If it’s same as November’s it’s pointless. We’ve reached the point where we need to lockdown as “strict” as we did last March for 2 months whilst the vaccine is rolled out (and we must reach the levels promised) or we don’t bother. In and out of the various Tiers isn’t working
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
3 years
@ESPNcricinfo @Eoin16 Kim Jung-Un couldn’t have organised the propaganda around this tournament any better
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2 months
@PolitlcsUK @BBCNews Already cringing at the fawning Fiona Bruce will be doing over the Tories on the question time special
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
6 years
@KateVasey @charliejburness It’s because they are getting new fries so it will be a marketing thing
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
3 years
@PoliticsForAlI Conservatives 59 (+13)
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@StuartAkister
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2 months
@racingcreeps This is more competitive than any race at Royal Ascot will be
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
10 months
Good old Willie. Ballyburn a Ballymore horse in the Sporting Life tour, a Supreme horse in the ATR tour; no doubt be an Albert Bartlett horse by the time Racing Post publish theirs……
@kevinblake2011
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Part two of my stable tour with Willie Mullins is now online. It features a selection of his juvenile hurdlers, bumper horses and novice hurdlers for the coming season. @AtTheRaces
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10 months
@Danny_McMoomins “Just noshed my Dad off, best go back and tell all the lasses on the hen do” Aye ok
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
3 years
@NHoultCricket Wow; that will finally shut up all the “Jofras not bothered about test cricket” weirdos
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
1 year
Enjoyed Lewis Capaldis documentary but Rob Burrows has been absolutely robbed there #NTAs #NTAs2023
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
10 months
@JoanneHowey @GregHands Aye I’m sure the people in the north east would rather he just made up a load of projects that will never happen
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
3 years
@willis_macp Probably none; the BCCI run cricket
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Stuart Akister
9 months
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
9 months
@BenHouchen Hold on, thought Cleverley said he never said it? Are you saying he lied?
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
1 year
@ElliottBinks @RuddyNuisance Looking forward to Mondays episode of Corrie where Steve and Tim discuss Wethy County will never win the treble unlike City
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
9 months
@icyestretro It’s giving Peado Kennedy going in to see Neil after swimming vibes
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
1 year
@FOXNRL So they’ve pissed Crichton off to try and accommodate a player who was never going to be fit enough to play origin? Queensland players must laugh themselves to sleep at the state of the blues set up
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
4 years
@SkyNewsBreak Christmas is not cancelled FFS; wish they’d stop using that phrase. Christmas is just going to be very different for everyone like the last 8 months has been!
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
1 year
@opposethe100 The idea is great but Surrey don’t help the county game, stockpiling players
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
3 years
@piersmorgan @YorkshireCCC You can understand why Yorkshire thought they’d get away with it when you read some of their supporters replies to their tweets even still now; blind loyalty doesn’t even start to describe it
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
2 years
What I don’t have respect for is the way Barrow fans are treated compared to away fans in OUR GROUND. We are treated like scum, and we aren’t, Barrow is a working class town that I fucking love, and you won’t ever meet better people than Barrovians
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
2 months
I am not Barrovian, but I bloody love that town to bits and it makes me so proud to see all the positive comments on here and Facebook about the town today. The world’s biggest cul de sac has well and truly delivered
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@StuartAkister
Stuart Akister
8 months
@7Cricket Curran fancied Christmas and New Year off; fair play
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