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Stu, For Real

@StuForReal

6 years

More like big dork energy

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3 months

Another day, another are you fucking kidding me

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4 months

Idk if i was resurrected i'd be kinda pissed

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3 months

Okay this cluster isn't going to unfuck itself

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4 months

The Easter Bunny could have at least dropped off a pack of smokes

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3 months

Sorry, can't, fucking off

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3 months

Not now, in a tizzy

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3 months

Woke up out of sheer spite again

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3 months

Okay twenty minutes of doing things and that's quite enough

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3 months

And we're off! To a horrendous start

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6 years

Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? 'Cuz you're a fucking demon

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6 years

People don’t spontaneously combust enough anymore

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5 months

Okay this abyss isn't going to stare in to itself

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3 months

Touching grass is amateur hour. Hurl yourself into an open grave of your own digging

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3 months

Sorry can't in my diva phase

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5 months

Faked it; did not make it

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5 months

Et tu, fuckface

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3 months

It's nice to get home and relax and decompose. Compress. Decompress

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4 months

My dating profile would just read "good fucking luck"

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6 years

I’ll have that lobotomy now, thanks

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11 months

Saw a toddler wearing a Nirvana t-shirt. Fucking poser

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2 years

Sorry i'm late i took the path of most resistance

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5 years

A lady on the train was picking her nose while staring at me. Is that flirting? I feel like it's flirting

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3 months

*watching futuristic movie* man i hope i'm dead by then

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5 months

Age is just a what your lower back tells you it is

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6 years

So, do you have to unhinge your jaw to devour souls or no

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4 months

Okay this shui ain't gonna feng itself

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5 months

What the fuck is a comfort zone

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5 years

There is nothing so fucked up that you can't fuck it up some more

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5 years

And furthermore, fuck everything

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3 years

Ever catch yourself just...standing there?...like wtf am i doing

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3 years

Nice veneer of civilization you got there. Be a shame were it all illusory

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4 years

Well fuckface i don't know anyone with leprosy either but that doesn't make it a hoax

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5 years

Being a quiet person, i appreciate other quiet people. Quietly

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5 years

Isn't the sun supposed to explode or something like soon

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4 months

Or you could just go to bed and not worry about it

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3 years

This is, like, the slowest rapture ever

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7 years

Thanks for liking my pinned tweet! No thanks for not even bothering to check out my tl! You lazy fuck

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4 years

I thought the anti-christ would be cooler

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6 years

Idiot proof, huh? Stand aside

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5 years

Saturday night! Let's get fucked up and do fucked up shit! *un-packs groceries, vacuums*

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5 years

What, like you've never openly wept in a grocery store parking lot

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6 years

Did the ancestry thing and, well, they’re all dead

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5 years

Your "demons" are just deeply rooted psychological flaws that will likely never be corrected. Enjoy your day

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3 years

It was the dumbest of times, it was the even dumbester of times

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4 years

If shit could just stop happening for a few minutes that would be great thanks

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2 years

Most scented soaps taste just like plain old regular soap so don't be fooled

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3 years

Okay this cluster isn't going to fuck itself

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4 months

It's okay to be showered and in your jammies before four pm it's in the bible

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3 months

As is usually the case who the fuck knows

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3 years

I don't half-ass anything but i will five-eighths like a motherfucker

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3 months

Another day, another E for effort

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2 months

Woke up as the architect of my own misery again

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6 years

What, this is my emotional support rabid wolf

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3 months

Sorry I'm late the groove was in my heart you see

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5 years

Is it me or is everything made of hell lately

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4 years

Ever want to just sit down and put your face in your hands for ten thousand years

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3 years

Elf on a shelf but it's me chain smoking and squinting at your kids

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4 years

People say that they want real. They don't

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6 years

If i ever get murdered, i hope its by someone that knows what the fuck they're doing

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6 months

Forgive me if i've ever tweeted the same thing more than once i've only been on here my whole fucking life

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5 years

*meditates angrily*

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3 months

Be the cursed item you want to see in the world

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6 years

If you see a guy faceplant into an automatic door, come up and say hi

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1 year

The main thing to remember about cave diving is to not do that

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3 months

Celebrate Earth Day by leaving the planet

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2 years

I knew that you'd disappoint me, person that i let merge

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6 years

Ever want to cut your own head off and stomp some fucking sense into it

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4 years

If i've said it before, i'll say it again because i often repeat myself

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6 years

It’s been a rough couple of lifetimes

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5 years

The cool thing about depression is all the fucking sleep

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7 years

*weirdo shit* blah blah blah

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3 months

*bullet-riddled and bleeding out* hey you got a smoke

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5 years

I'm just here to drink beer and post shitty tweets and i'm all out of neither

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4 years

Woke up trapped by reality again

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6 months

Not now having a trauma beer with the neighbor cat

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5 years

If it looks like an angel, walks like angel, and talks like an angel, then its probably just some weird sort of duck

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6 months

Every day is an adventure when you don't know what the hell is happening

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8 months

Is aggressively stupid a thing? Feels like it's a thing

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3 months

It's like the apocolypse is stuck in a fucking loop

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4 months

Whatever it is, leave me the fuck out of it

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4 years

Woke up as an unwilling participant again

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4 years

A grown man crying out for his dead mother...if that doesn't break your heart then you don't have one

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3 years

Woke up as an unwilling participant again

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5 years

Woke up dainty as fuck again

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3 years

The end times sure are pretty

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9 years

'Tainted Love' is probably my favorite song about gonorrhea

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10 months

Sorry i'm late there was this dark desert highway, you see

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6 years

I’ve tweeted things...terrible things...

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6 years

Pain is the greatest of teachers and i am a slow, slow learner

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6 years

*straps on fingerless gloves* All right, lets fuckin' tweet

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3 years

Okay my work here is dumb

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6 years

Nothing sadder than a cat lady that has no cats

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11 months

There's a meteor shower tonight so fingers crossed

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5 years

Somebody put something in my drink. Please

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12 years

If i ever won the lottery, i'd buy an island, move you all on it, and hunt you

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4 years

Sorry i forgot your name within seconds of meeting you sir but your puppy Brett is the best good boy ever

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2 years

What doesn't kill you makes you have a bizarre fetish

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5 years

Putting some serious thought into going feral

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11 years

What i lack in morals i make up for in being real nice

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