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Your #1 stop for MUFC edits, banter, stats, memes, quotes and a bit of other sports here and there. 🔴✨ Follow us on IG & FB (270K+): redandblackunited.2.0

Manchester, UK
Joined September 2021
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🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk has changed the LIKE button to celebrate Ugarte’s move to Manchester United. #BlazetoNatlan
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🚨 BREAKING NICHOLAS JACKSON has unfollowed ENZO MARESCA instead of ENZO FERNANDEZ Another miss from Jackson
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@creepydotorg Listening to Taylor Swift
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Can this HISTORIC TREBLE get more likes than Man City’s?🏆🏆🏆 #mufc
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@TheEuropeanLad Rare Man City player W
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The last time we signed a talented Dutch striker, THIS happened 👀🇳🇱🔴 #mufc
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What a photo😮‍💨🇵🇹🇦🇷 #mufc
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Casemiro at Carrington on Sunday 😂 #Mufc
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Todd Boehly on his way to sign Felix, Osimhen, Chiesa, Maradona and Pele
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Man City's 4-peat vs Man United's 2-0 victory away to Brighton. NOBODY CARES ABOUT CITY😂😂😂😂 #mancity #mufc
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The captain liking Mason Greenwood’s IG post. 👀 #LaLiga #Getafe #MUFC
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@MarcusRashford The PR man strikes again
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@PopCrave That’s not Megan Fox??????
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#Benfica got knocked out of the #UEL because Angel Di Maria missed a penalty. This week keeps getting better😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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No wonder people call Anthony Taylor deluded
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Someone in the media is actually giving Ten Hag his flowers and not hating on him for clicks... Well done @AndyMitten #MUFC
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@FabrizioRomano Father time is undefeated, as much as I love Eriksen he isn't the player he was 4-5 years ago, he still has the vision but his legs are gone, players skip past him easily, he gets outmuscled all the time... As much as I hate to say it, it's time for us to go our separate ways
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@rioferdy5 It’s the pundits, media and ex players who are OBSESSED with MUFC. They’re all part of the problem.
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@mufcMPB Stop crying and do your job in a more professional manner.
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Trust me when I say this, Liverpool are NOTHING without VAR. The most protected and helped team in the league. #CRYLIV #PL
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✅ The man that ended Klopp’s era in the #EmiratesFACup forever. My manager didn’t lie about eras ending. 😉 🚨 This was the first time Liverpool lost a match in any competition this season in which they had been ahead. #MUFC Trust the boss, he has the plan, no tactics can be
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INJECT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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🚨🚨| BREAKING: Martín Zubimendi has decided to stay at Real Sociedad and has REJECTED Liverpool's proposal! 🔴❌ [ @relevo ]
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Support the manager. Don’t be a plastic fan. 🇳🇱🔴 #mufc
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#TenHagIN 🇳🇱🔴
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Owen the clown. Where’s he at? #mufc
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@creepydotorg Swifties forcing other people to read about Taylor’s struggles
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Klopp leaves Liverpool without beating Ten Hag even once 😂😂😂👋 #MUFC #Liverpool
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Goal of the season, Garnacho✅ Puskas award⏳🔜 #mufc
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@PopCrave Didn’t know half of UK was blind
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Ten Hag In. 🇳🇱 INEOS, don’t you dare. #mufc
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@Sanchooo10 @BVB09 Don’t come back to United. We don’t need you. 👋
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@mufcMPB Shut up. Pay or get out. This ain’t a charity house.
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This Bruno Fernandes goal not being nominated for goal of the month is the reason why nobody cares who wins the league. Everything is rigged. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #mufc
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Wayne Rooney: "The club has been in transition for 10 years. You can't constantly part with a manager and start again. They will have to give a manager time to rebuild the club so that he becomes competitive again for the biggest trophies." #MUFC WAZZZZZAAAAAAAAA ❤️
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@rioferdy5 @AlbicelesteTalk Rio you got caught in 4K 😭
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🚨Bollywood superstar #SalmanKhan pictured alongside Cristiano #Ronaldo and Georgina Rodríguez 📸 The crossover you never expected🥵 #FuryvsNgannou #tysonfury_VS_francisngannou 🥊
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@TheEuropeanLad COOKED THAT WAIST COAST MANAGER😂😂😂😂😂
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Tight slap in the face of everyone who thought Ronaldo ignored Bhaijaan! 👊👊 #FuryvsNgannou #SalmanKhan #CristianoRonaldo #BattleOfTheBaddest
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@SkySportsPL Who is this clown again?
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TEN HAG IN 🇳🇱🔴 #mufc
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@TheEuropeanLad Someone said they're Yamal's classmates🤣
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Do not EVER disrespect Asian fans. Just because most of them haven’t been to Old Trafford doesn’t mean they love the club any less. ❤️ You are my Solskjær. 🎶 #MUFC
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Trophies this season: Antony: 1 Sancho: 0 #UCLfinal #MUFC
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Here’s a better image of Bollywood star #SalmanKhan and #Ronaldo at the #tysonfury_VS_francisngannou fight. 🥊⭐️ #Boxinglive #TysonNgannou
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Nerves of steel. What a performance Willy. 👏🏼 🔴 #MUFC #MUNLIV
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@ManUtd @LisandrMartinez @vlindelof Fire the entire medical department. This is horrendous.
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Rest in Peace brother. 🕊💐 Heartbreaking. Gone too soon. Thank you for the memories #AngryRantman . 💔
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📸 Mason Greenwood pictured shopping in Hale, Cheshire this week with his partner Harriet. [ @SunSport ] - The couple is happy, their family is happy, the court cleared Mason, but Twitter lawyers will tell you otherwise. - Bring him back. 🔴✅ #MUFC
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@AnythingLFC_ Pipe down, you literally employ Nunez and Bobozalai
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@TheEuropeanLad So? 0 sympathy for criminals.
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@UtdFaithfuls People actually back this guy over the manager who finished 3rd in his first season and took us to 3 Finals in 2 years and won 2 of them...
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@mufcMPB @AfterRMC Bruh he can't be smiling and all after conceding such soft goals and dropping a stinker. 😭
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@mufcMPB @ChrisWheelerDM The disrespect to Bayindir is unbelievable.
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@centregoals The fine is 2.09m???? Bloody cheats.
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For every 5 likes we'll place #ETH around the world 👀 Let's gooo 🔴 #MUFC
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@pubitysport Starting to dislike this fella now
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We sign De Ligt and Mazraoui on a single day and Liverpool get rejected for the 7382919th time.
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@centredevils @Amaddiallo_19 Nah it’s too late mate 😂
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@DeadlineDayLive Fishing for interactions lmao
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@CFC_Janty Imagine this being your life’s biggest achievement 😭
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@MadridXtra It will remain free
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Indian Football Fans as a whole can be very proud of themselves. That's how you welcome a legend. Don't let any plastic supporter ever tell you otherwise for not being to the stadium. ♥️👊🏼🔴 #MUFC #AVLMUN #OleInIndia
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@UnitedStandMUFC Is this guy seeing it in reverse or what?
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@AstridWett Based on that ridiculous edit, it’s 726 sleeps
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@FoxCricket Do one thing mates, CRY 😂😂😂😂
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Owner : #SheikhJassim 🇶🇦 CEO : Edwin #vanderSar Sporting Director : Paul Mitchell Technical Director : Ralf #Rangnick Headcoach : Erik #TenHag Ambassador : David #Beckham Who's gonna stop this? 👀🇶🇦🔴 #GlazersOut #QatarIn
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LIKE if you're 𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐇𝐀𝐆 𝐈𝐍. ♥️ #MUFC
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@Football__Tweet Luke Shaw would have quit football under Pep😭
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@UtdFaithfuls He is right, but that's harsh... Should remember how he himself and the rest of the class of 92 came up. Didn't they themselves were the target of jibes like you can't win anything with kids? I am not saying Rasmus could be as good as him Beckham or Giggs, but still too harsh.
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@City_Xtra @mufcMPB Always our bitches.
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@FabrizioRomano It's Martial and Shaw most definitely, might be Rashford too
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@TheEuropeanLad Ajax fan talking about failures
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@TheEuropeanLad @CFC_Janty Bro Ratio'd him hard and cooked Trey as a side dish 😭😭😭 This is the content we love to see 💀
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This double announcement is gone break the internet. 🔜👀🔴 #mufc
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@centregoals He didn't have Mainoo in Germany
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@mufcMPB Keep crying bitch
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@TheEuropeanLad If Messi’s next kid is bald, we know whose the father
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Salman Khan and Cr7 are such huge legends that an undefeated former Olympic Medalist boxer is in the back but no one noticed him 😢 Poor Tony Jeffries though, got ignored worse than my crush ignored me... #FuryvsNgannou #BattleOfTheBaddest #TonyJeffries #SalmanKhan #Ronaldo
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Jadon Sancho at BVB: 4 G/A Antony at MUFC: 5 G/A But, but Sancho dribbled past 4 players🤡 #mufc
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@mufcMPB Convinced they are Glazers 2.0 day by day
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@UtdDistrict @JDFootball Honestly feels like the first time I've heard Wan-Bissaka speak. 😂
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No club sacks their manager after posting so much content 🔴😉🇳🇱 #mufc
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I still can't believe Rio Ferdinand video called Leny Yoro shirtless😭 #mufc
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Don’t let another manager down I beg. Get rid of these players and give Ten Hag his squad. He’s the man. #MUFC
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@markgoldbridge That last sentence shows everything that's wrong with your views and your channel. Thank you for proving it yourself. 👏🏼
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Mason Greenwood has scored 3 goals in his last 2 league games while Marcus Rashford has ZERO in his last 8 league games.
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@centregoals @centredevils Omg how insecure are these guys. 😭
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@FabrizioRomano United doing smart business and using Academy kids to balance out FFP like City? Finalllyyy 😭❤️
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Man city clapping for United is what you love to see. 👏🏼🔴🏆 #MUFC
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@UtdDistrict @RestIsFootball This English agenda man 😭😭😭 Mazraoui makes it, Onana makes it, De Ligt makes it. Rashford absolutely does not.
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@ManCity How about FA CUP?
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@DeadlineDayLive We just bought mount. Atleast make the headline a little bit more believable. 😭
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@mufcMPB Fantastic. Pay up or get out.
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@SkySportsPL Stick to doing the dishes Troy
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We’re all TEN HAG IN🇳🇱 #mufc
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@pubitysport @goal Tonight Kroos 😭😭😭😭
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