Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸 @StraightLalonde Twitter profile

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

9 months

I must pin this, it is critical to my existence.

faith

@girlcel_

9 months

my IQ is 132 and i spend my time barking for older women who i call mommy on the internet while unemployed

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

Can you all block this person please? They’ve done a bunch of shitty stuff that we didn’t know about before now and we shouldn’t allow them to be apart of EPS, and if you’re looking for the why please check @transmasckankri . Xe’s the person who’s coming forward about all of this.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

Maybe I’ve just had…a little to drink.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

//HELLO MISS BOUNCEHOUSE

skid (comms open 1/5)

@_SKIDEX

10 months

posting this meulin at my friends' behest

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

You all need to understand that liking yuri does not make me a homosexual, it is just a coincidence that in that medium the most beautiful stories are told. Yuri is an art form and it’s the perfection of the medium. I even caught Karkat reading Yuri once but he doesn’t want you

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

“Gooners” dni

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

Is it weird that I haven’t experienced any attraction to boys?

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

I think she’s hit a new level of depravity.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

8 months

I got on the wrong flight when attempting to go home and have not been able to make it back with what I had taken with me until now, and yes that included literally everything on me considering I threw my phone in my bag because it was dead.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

I love my two beautiful transgender wives so much it hurts

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

I have 37 missed calls and 58 unread texts. I don’t even think I want to dive into what possibly could’ve happened.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

I was inspired by my wife’s entrepreneurship so I am starting my own business! If people will consult with me I will be testing if they have autism and diagnosing them for free!

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

If another one of you quote retweets the drinking thread I’m unpinning it, I can’t deal with all of you right now and frankly I don’t want to see anybody.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

Good morning everyone. God, I have the worst headache right now what even happened last night I have no idea.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

8 months

//Yeah no I just can’t get back into it goodbye eps 💔

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

I have never been more sure in my sexuality after seeing this hideous man.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

Theres nothing happening in that brain of hers.

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@StraightLalonde

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

Inside of evilparodystuck, there is two wolves.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

I do…yap an embarrassing amount. Do not ask me about any of my interests unless you wish to experience this.

frankwestern

@cooldinozaur

10 months

rose doodle

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

I love my vampire wife so much…

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

I love women

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

My wife @terfkanaya called me and fervently explained how sorry she was for…killing me in an online hunger games simulator? She was going to fast for me to really get the whole picture, but she’s so sweet when she does stuff like this. Oh, congrats on winning it all Wifey!❤️❤️❤️

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

9 months

Good morning everyone, I apologize for taking an abrupt and unannounced break a few days ago; I was just really feeling like an absolute mess and needed some time to myself in order to feel like myself again.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

How did I end up with all the Nepetas, at least I have a certain infatuation with cats.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

//Rose rn

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

9 months

I may be willing to admit I could have a preference for taller women…I like being picked up by someone taller than me and I like being able to rest my head against someone’s shoulder.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

9 months

#NewProfilePic changing my profile picture to the wonderful picture my wife took of us last night .🖤🖤🖤

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

How Does One Find Hope In Their Own Mind.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

Well too bad, the difference between Omnisexual, Polysexual, Bisexual, and Pansexual explained to Eridan a 🧵

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

@operagxofficial @TheKingofToast2 Hey, Opera GX, who’s your favorite homestuck character?

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

I’ve been thinking about growing my hair out, do you all think it would look good?

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

I miss my wives so much, they’re both out today.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

Helping my bitch sister get with her wife💔 they want each other so bad.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

I don’t want to see her, no it’s more like I can’t see her. If I saw her in that hospital bed I don’t think I’d ever be able to recover. If I felt her hands would they be cold? I just want to stay here a little longer, by myself left with nothing but my own mind to co confront it

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

Were you all hitting on my mom while I was hitting on my wives? God fucking Damnit man.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

//POLY ROSE HEADCANNONS GOGOGOGOGO

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

My fondness for cats has been revitalized as of late.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

I hope you’ll all be patient while I figure myself out, but by the end of it I think I’ll finally be comfortable with myself and my feelings.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

My wives love my autism so much! They always talk about how they love their two autistic wives and I love them, and their autism too <33333333

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

@CorgiNamedBruno @IreneDesinu @operagxofficial @Pyrocynical @anything4views We‘re gonna Ratio you

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

9 months

🖤🖤🖤

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

Collect my matesprits.

goofy goober🍉

@tazjecyuri

10 months

What the fuck happens in evil homestuck parody twitter

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

God why are all these girls trying to tempt me to be homosexual, it’s like the universe wants me to kiss girls

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

I wish I could sleep forever.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

Happy one month to EPS!

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

Im not becoming preppy

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

Guys…I love my wives. I feel like I can be happy and that’s enough for me right now.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

Can any of you confirm this?

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

It takes everything out of me to even try to talk to anyone other than my wife anymore, I just wish people would let me be now.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

Short return just to tweet #Homestucksagainstpaywalls . I’ll be back later today

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

@voicemod Voicemod do you have a trollsona?

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

Chat should I make a horrible decision?

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

@duolingo Can you add Alternian please?

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

@ninja_muffin99 Homestuck in your game would go so crazy.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

After having a wonderful night with Nepeta it is my time to go to bed, it means everything to just be calm and content with my life again, and the two people I can thank for that is Nepeta and Kanaya.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

@Trans_Vriska You can’t just say this and leave please this isn’t closure you’re killing me I can’t fucking take it. I don’t know what to do without you I’m destroying my entire life because I just can’t handle this again, not a second time, and please don’t ever apologize for loving me.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

As it is my thousandth tweet and with the release of my book being a great success I think it is best for me to take a break and relax with my wives for a few days, especially with Vriska feeling sick //I’m actually logging out for a bit to focus on work I have to do, later.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

@terfkanaya //

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

Alright It’s time for me to go to bed, which I love doing because I get to cuddle with my beautiful wives.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

#NewProfilePic making my pfp a selfie my wife Vriska took!

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

@IreneDesinu @operagxofficial @Pyrocynical @anything4views You��re weird and should be ratioed.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

I missed her, god I missed her so much. I never realized how much I loved her eyes or even just her neutral expression, everything about her is beautiful. I just want to fall into her arms again and have her tell me it’s all gonna be okay, even though she just woke up.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

Do any of you know if the rumor of alpha timeline Rose and the Condesce being…involved is true.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

#freemisogynistdave

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

I’m standing in a pile of my own vomit. I look and am the worst I’ve ever been in my entire life, am I just cursed to lose all my reasons for living. Does the universe want to tear me apart at the seams until it no longer finds me fun to play with. I could’ve done something.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

Good morning everyone, I enjoyed my short break from you all, but I’d also be lying if I didn’t say I missed this. Oh, and also, while I was away I had a stroke of genius to parody one of Terezi‘s drawings of Dave, now how did she say it “H3Y COOL K1D 1S TH1S YOU?”

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

@operagxofficial @Pyrocynical @anything4views We meet again, have you fulfilled your end of the deal.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

No wives…for 5 minutes.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

Last night was…interesting.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

Don’t call me a straggot, it’s a slur and it offends me.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

Flipping through a spiral notebook for some Sad hopeless words to turn into a liturgy So she'll never leave her bedroom in this bedroom community/lyr

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

@Trans_Vriska @r4ym0nd_d @HomophobeGamzee I am a lesbian.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

Pictures of my wonderful daughter Goob.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

9 months

If you wanna date me you must defeat the 7 evil shields around my heart.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

@operagxofficial Do you and edge have a kismesis?

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

//DONT LOOK AT MY RECENT REPLIES I MAY HAVE POSTED SOMETHING ON THE WRONG ACCOUNT

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

//WILL be retweeting a bunch of stuff about Palestine on this account and I will not apologize

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

Good morning everyone. I had a wonderful night yesterday because of my two beloved wives. Im the luckiest girl in the whole world because Im able to have them <33333333.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

//She’s so fucking real for this vanilla is like the best flavor out there it’s so Fuego and people need to think about it more‼️‼️‼️

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

Im not tweeting the copy pasta.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

Good morning everyone, and again I am extremely tired. I should go to bed earlier but at the same time I wanna spend as much time with my wives as possible.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

//THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 100 FOLLOWERS!!!

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

9 months

Oh my beautiful vampire goddess where are you…

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

//Happy 1 week ani to EPS!!! Here’s to many more

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

9 months

//Rose when she rizzes up another baddie on EPS:

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

@Trans_Vriska This tweet was a little gay serket.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

//HAPPY 300!!! Thank you all I’ve had a great time with the divorce stuff as of late and there will be more content for you coming.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

Vote for my other beautiful, transgender, and even more autistic wonderful wife

Polite Chahut (Archived)

@PanSkylla

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@terfkanaya v2 @homophobiceri2

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

Have any of you ever tried my suika?

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

10 months

@operagxofficial Could you research troll quadrants?

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

//this is like actually true btw I wanted a Vriska account to bicker with

Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

@Trans_Vriska I can only feel the same way Vriska, I don’t know why we never talked more because the moment we did it was like everything clicked. My second post ever was about you saying I have comphet and I think when I said that I wanted you to respond so we could just argue about it.

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

11 months

@Trans_Vriska No it’s nothing anybody did I just, I miss being in a relationship. Someone was always there for me no matter what and she knew me perfectly. Exactly how to comfort me no matter what. For some reason it just didn’t really hit me until tonight

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Yearning Rose Maryam🇵🇸

@StraightLalonde

9 months

I really love girls so much

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