Matty Hayward Profile Banner
Matty Hayward Profile
Matty Hayward

@StopThePigeon

7,762
Followers
1,190
Following
1,426
Media
9,977
Statuses

🏳️‍🌈 𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩 ⚒ ⍿|⍿ 𝘗𝘩𝘋 𝘢𝘵 @AucklandUni ⍿|⍿ 𝘐 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 🏑⚽️

🇬🇧 London
Joined June 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
6 years
Treat me like a canvas 🎨
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
48
56
1K
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
2 years
Pretty guy tending his pretty plants 🪴
Tweet media one
43
79
3K
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
6 months
Doctor now aren’t I
Tweet media one
139
23
2K
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
5 years
Me, an aging homosexual, seeing younger twinks fill the market:
26
147
2K
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
3 years
Just me and my cranes, basking in the sun 🥺🏗
Tweet media one
11
45
2K
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
2 years
Merry Christmas Eve ❄️
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
24
64
2K
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
2 years
Ok back at it again but it’s sunnier today so—
Tweet media one
25
41
1K
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
2 years
What, twice in a few days? Ok, if you insist… If you’re scrolling, post a mirror selfie
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
16
49
1K
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
3 years
Finally can make the most of it before back to 9°C next week 😌
Tweet media one
23
34
1K
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
2 years
Wfh day started hella busy but has petered out so I’m back in bed 😴
Tweet media one
22
40
1K
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
1 year
Good morning from the same old pose in bed~ 😮‍💨
Tweet media one
16
39
1K
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
2 years
Time to sleep on it 😴💤
Tweet media one
19
16
917
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
4 months
Working an election for 19 hours deserves a lil nap this morning 😴
Tweet media one
13
12
974
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
2 years
As a prince 👑🌹
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3
9
476
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
1 year
Me and all my* plants 🪴 🥰 * @backdownstroke ’s
Tweet media one
10
9
455
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
2 years
All trimmed ✂️
Tweet media one
6
5
437
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
1 year
I’m just wearing shorts? At every opportunity? 18yo Matty would be absolutely mortified by this development~
Tweet media one
6
17
370
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
2 years
Spare me the Central Line 🛑
Tweet media one
6
4
314
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
2 years
May just wear this scarf indoors permanently 🧣
Tweet media one
10
7
290
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
1 year
Don’t mind me; just checking my collar size for shirts 👕👔
Tweet media one
6
10
296
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
4 years
Why would you drive when you could do this?
Tweet media one
11
19
256
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
3 months
Happy weekend ☀️🇫🇷
Tweet media one
5
6
231
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
3 years
Looks like I’m trapped doing work all day again @backdownstroke 🙄😜
Tweet media one
1
4
206
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
5 months
Snip snip ✂️
Tweet media one
7
3
206
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
6 months
Got in the way of @backdownstroke ’s pictures didn’t I~
Tweet media one
2
3
207
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
5 years
Norton Anti-virus
@bbceurovision
BBC Eurovision
5 years
NEWS: We'll be bringing a special #Eurovision broadcast to @BBCOne on the 16th May presented by @grahnort ! 👉
Tweet media one
164
462
2K
8
23
196
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
6 years
Gotta make the most of my fave soft light before I leave, right? 😅🤔
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3
7
168
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
2 years
Done with today~
Tweet media one
1
2
159
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
3 years
After nearly four years I’ll finally be living permanently in London again from this Saturday! 🥳🎉🥰
11
0
152
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
10 months
@ikisnick New to Dutch but I can’t get over this
Tweet media one
8
8
152
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
2 years
This morning I defended my PhD thesis in examination. 🎉🥳 Turns out vivas are fun! I will pass with a minor corrections but.. doesn’t it feel nice when everything comes together? 🥺 The exam started at 5:30am though so I will celebrate by going back to sleep. 😴💤
11
1
154
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
3 years
Taken by my Greek God this weekend
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3
5
151
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
3 years
Staying here all day, thx
Tweet media one
5
1
140
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
2 years
Happy lil boye with his happy lil roast
Tweet media one
2
2
138
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
1 year
5’7” lil boye
Tweet media one
@SimonCDavidson
Simon ✨
1 year
6’ exactly babyyy
Tweet media one
4
2
120
7
2
138
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
2 years
First real spring sun ☀️
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
3
130
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
1 month
Wedding season is nearly over let’s gooo
Tweet media one
5
0
129
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
2 years
Golden hour is too good to waste after a muggy day ☀️
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
4
2
111
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
5 years
I’ve stumbled on an OCDer’s heaven
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
7
5
116
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
3 years
He’s a Venusaur @backdownstroke
Tweet media one
1
0
116
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
1 year
And just like ✂️ that ✂️ I feel more like myself again~
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
5
3
112
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
6 months
I see tonight is one of the rare positive times where this meme is true:
Tweet media one
1
7
115
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
4 years
It’s autumn boys the PINK IS OUT
Tweet media one
4
0
112
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
3 years
Today I am truly blessed 😌🙌🏻
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3
2
107
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
1 year
The sun did come out at the right time yesterday ☀️🥰
Tweet media one
0
2
108
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
1 year
But it if beach, bit of hockey… what’s not to love? ☀️🏑
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
0
0
103
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
5 months
Secondary school // recent 🫣🥲
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
@SimonCDavidson
Simon ✨
5 months
Secondary school // recent
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
0
39
1
2
104
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
3 years
Uh oh, someone hold me back—
Tweet media one
9
3
104
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
4 years
Gotta love some pride 🏳️‍🌈
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3
9
101
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
6 years
Beware; this homo can now drive. 🚘
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
13
0
97
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
6 years
Bed surfing is such a pleasure when the beds are this good 😍😍
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3
0
98
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
4 years
Open for a surprise 🌈
Tweet media one
1
0
97
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
4 years
It’s April 12
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
3
93
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
1 year
Haven’t had a reason to update this for ages but… Rate my (old) tinder profile 🤪
Tweet media one
@SimonCDavidson
Simon ✨
1 year
Banned from tinder but rate my bumble profile
Tweet media one
16
1
49
5
3
93
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
6 years
It’s at this point I can finally say I shall be moving to New Zealand early next year to begin a PhD in the modelling of volcanically generated tsunamis. Wish me luck! ❤️
10
2
91
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
1 year
Balloons! 🎈🥰
Tweet media one
40
0
91
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
5 years
Starting the day right ✅
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
5
0
85
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
5 years
Have I found my new vanity elevator? Hell yeah I have 🤳🏼💃
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
2
86
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
2 years
On this day of deep mourning, I regret to announce that I’ve submitted my doctoral thesis. May it rest in pieces on whoever’s desk it lands.
Tweet media one
5
2
90
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
10 months
He just… crept up and sat like this next to me… help? @backdownstroke
Tweet media one
6
3
90
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
5 years
✂️✂️ in before I have to replace this godawful phone
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
4
1
86
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
6 years
I don’t feel bad. It’s Sunday.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
0
82
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
6 years
Just want to stay in bed 😴😴
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
4
0
84
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
6 years
Before I got burned. Lots.
Tweet media one
3
0
82
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
10 months
Oh look someone bought me part of a @lxthrdg costume
Tweet media one
1
1
81
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
4 years
Did a poster didn’t I— Super cool to present some of my early work on tsunamis generated from submarine volcanism at #GSNZ2020 🥰 @MarsdenFund
Tweet media one
3
2
79
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
3 years
Still resisting a haircut so there
Tweet media one
2
1
75
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
3 years
Snoozle Saturday Sunset
Tweet media one
1
2
70
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
3 years
Anytime spent with lil kittens is a great time 🥺🐈
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
4
0
73
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
5 years
Train selfies for life~
Tweet media one
1
0
66
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
5 years
Typical totally-about-the-haircut tweet. Though the real meaning is to let you know how much warmer it is over here, Brits. 😜
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
5
3
68
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
6 years
Before #NationalSelfieDay passes me by....
Tweet media one
1
1
69
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
3 years
Oh it’s not that shirt again is it? The one he always burns in again? 🙄
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
0
1
66
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
4 years
Friends fear he’s posing again~
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
2
64
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
4 years
Ok now I just have to wait a month for my hair to grow again 😭
Tweet media one
3
0
65
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
3 years
BALLOONS 🎈🎈
Tweet media one
27
1
66
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
4 years
I got rainbow stamps 🏳️‍🌈🥰
Tweet media one
1
1
64
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
3 years
Free transport, football, sunshine, new waterfront, matariki… Won’t lie, today was epic. 🥰
Tweet media one
2
3
60
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
4 years
@JonnElledge How about an “Australian-Style Christmas”?
1
8
67
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
5 years
From scruffy to spruce 🌺🌸
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
1
63
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
4 years
Insomnia++ 😭💤
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3
3
64
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
4 years
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
1
12
64
@StopThePigeon
Matty Hayward
5 years
Well my forehead is taking an absolute battering after this haircut... ✂️
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
2
63