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Spokane WA/PNW-almost 2 canada
Joined May 2015
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
5 months
You always buy the whale a drink even if itโ€™s water coffee tea etc โ€ฆ?? Why?? Because whales need to stay moist you really donโ€™t want a dried out whale
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Ryan Stoker
3 years
I just won a bracelet
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Ryan Stoker
3 years
1m chips in my stack is a first time achievement unlocked
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Ryan Stoker
3 years
Looking for a wsop sugar momma. Must cover all my buyins and rub my feet after bustouts. In exchange for being your arm candy I will also make early morning coffee runs before morning sex.
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Ryan Stoker
1 year
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Ryan Stoker
2 years
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Ryan Stoker
2 months
Reminder!!! @Wsop dealers are usually trying their best. may not look like it or may not be as good as your local card room dealers is not a reason to be mean. Instead offer help or advice some support. Be nicer you mouth breathers.
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Ryan Stoker
1 year
385k at 1.5k/3k bb
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
3 months
Playing some love cash 1/3NL and there is a limit Omaha 8or better playing with like 8 old dudes One guy gets up celebrating yes yes yes yes Makes a royal Chops half the pot with the low Hahahahahahahahh
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Ryan Stoker
26 days
Chopped $19,182 pay me
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
2 years
I dream of a world where I don't have to close out the pop up tab at the top of the @wsop page 22x per day
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
2 years
LFG twitter we got one
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
1 year
Itโ€™s the main event you donโ€™t have to wait for aces. You can play kings occasionally
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Ryan Stoker
5 years
New puppy today this little boy still needs a name. Go twitter go!!! @JamieKerstetter
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Ryan Stoker
2 years
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Ryan Stoker
6 years
5th place for $37k ship it
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Ryan Stoker
7 months
Hello my name is Ryan and I am addicted to Mystery Bounty events. No, I haven't ever pulled anything of size but someday I hope to.
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Ryan Stoker
3 months
8th grader working on ratios for her math class so I gladly ran some MTT spots for her showing 4:1 and 8:1 pot odds type decisions where I might call you with just king high getting 8chips for just 1 invested. Now she wants to play heads up after school today HAHAAHA game on
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Ryan Stoker
11 months
Naggy looses $1m at triton cash game and you silly Americans still Think you can win on acr this month? Lol GOTWRECKED
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Ryan Stoker
3 years
17.5m
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Ryan Stoker
2 years
Sooooooooooo broke lol
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
10 months
Dudes there is 2 full size moose in my front yard right now
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Ryan Stoker
3 years
1.2m at 6k/12k itโ€™s time to ride boys and girls โฆ @shrpo โฉ
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
8 months
$1600 mystery Level 1 300bb Kk vs kk Full double Ran out diamonds Maybe the tables have turned back in our favor after an extended dry season :)
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
2 years
No showers yet 196k bagged for day 3. Wsop main letโ€™s do this
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
7 months
Everyone posting what they did in 2023. Well then itโ€™s time to say this: Nothing isnโ€™t an option. Those of you feeling down and out please remember YOU MADE it through 2023 and thatโ€™s something and you are not alone. I have no brags just know WE made it together. Love yall
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Ryan Stoker
3 years
Are you down with the sickness?
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Ryan Stoker
2 years
How's is Acr still legal? Better question Why do I still play on this dumpster fire ? man im a fckn idiot. plz punch me next week I need it.
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Ryan Stoker
5 months
I got an ACR poker refund. It was $6.00
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Ryan Stoker
1 year
Playing a little sesh of $1/$3 NL in my local card room and who is in the game ? The famous Jamie Lafay. Lol any fans out there need to give her a shout out ? Let me know hahahababahha
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Ryan Stoker
1 year
Super proud of weed for turning its life around. In the 90โ€™s it had bad kid stigma and now recently itโ€™s gotten itโ€™s medical degree and is the life of parties all over
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
5 years
Busto natural 3rd $46k ah well
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
1 year
Busto. GG AJ vs AK for 9bb effective we dead
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
1 year
The colossus literally has 2x better structure than the last 10 events I just played If I was smart I would have payed attention to this Nothing decent plays out until late June all these events till now suck Fckn balls
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
2 years
336k On the money bubble letโ€™s punish
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
1 year
I'm Just hovering and taking small pots where I can Then I get AA on button and biggest stack tries to bluff river 77644 He bets 165k into 90k I call he shows 93o what a savage 515k at 6kbb letโ€™s goooooo
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Ryan Stoker
2 years
HOLY FUCK right by my house just now
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Ryan Stoker
2 months
Ok ok we finally made a day2 wynn $1600pko hopefully itโ€™s a long day today letโ€™s go!
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Ryan Stoker
4 years
Got one
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Ryan Stoker
2 years
491k AQ>QQ
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Ryan Stoker
2 years
Ah snap GG
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Ryan Stoker
5 years
Final table @WynnPoker $1100 $400k 30bb and all the hearts and spades and clubs and diamonds
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
2 years
Bought a lake property 35 mins from my house. LFG. Gonna be a good summer post wsop letโ€™s build something cool
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Ryan Stoker
2 years
2.3m and the stack is growing at this 20/40k level 120 players left
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
1 year
Happy 4th from lake cda Idaho
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Ryan Stoker
2 years
Day3- letโ€™s get it GL swaps and friends still bossing
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Ryan Stoker
2 months
90k table chip lead 90bb stack and I feel like I canโ€™t even afford the next blind. These agregious color ups have to be stopped. I had 5k in black they made me color up 50k in chips. The psychological warfare has been waged upon the players
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Ryan Stoker
10 months
Iโ€™m building my home casino gaming room But my wife just refuses to serve drinks. I think she is against this kitchen remodel.
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Ryan Stoker
5 years
What is wrong with American men? Massive fckn beards and lumberjack outfits. Nobody owns a chain saw or knows how to change a flat tire. Sad and pathetic
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Ryan Stoker
16 days
@dankness3 Parker Talbot also known online as @tonkaaaap
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Ryan Stoker
5 years
Left Thursday for a poker trip. Dadโ€™s health turned for the worse made it back home fri by noon and had 24 hrs with him before he passed away. 40+yrs as a psychologist healing peopleโ€™s hearts But his own failed him. Take care of your bodies parts are hard to find. #RIPDrStoker
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Ryan Stoker
1 year
Am I perfect ? No. Will I try to do better and put my best foot forward ? Also No.
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
2 years
@CardsChat @WSOP the correct answer NEVER OPEN TO 4bb
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Ryan Stoker
1 year
River next to my house is really nice for august heat relief
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Ryan Stoker
2 months
New family member Rescue dog Hazel. Welcome to the pack
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Ryan Stoker
2 months
@PokerRob24 @WSOP did he sign the card for his down???????
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Ryan Stoker
2 months
Fully laxxed with zero chips
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
2 years
Last WSOP event is the PLO/NL mix. I have gone deep in before and extended my trip a few days to fire. Homefront is handled: wife is a HERO. So I get to realize my potential and smash another field in a game we love. Couldn't be more Zen. Work coffee poker in that order.
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Ryan Stoker
4 years
@cyluswatson I sell real estate how many NE WA state lake properties would like to order sir ?
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
5 years
I have been self employed for 24yrs. Been a long time since I worked for the man. This dude has his priorities straight. No social @media but a home mAde trailer with work tools to get out an earn with. This is how you do it.
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Terrence K. Williams
5 years
Check this young man out! We have adults living in their parents basement playing videos games and claim they canโ€™t find a job. RETWEET if you think this kid is awesome. Letโ€™s help bring him some business
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Ryan Stoker
26 days
1.2m Ten handed at aria FT hunting $50k uptop
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Ryan Stoker
4 years
2.2m at the 24 handed redraw its pumpkin season
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Ryan Stoker
2 months
First row run good! How much will I bag tonight ?? Itโ€™s a mystery!! GEGโ€”โ€”>LAS to crush with the crew. Just 17days to be a hero. Letโ€™s eat.
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Ryan Stoker
6 years
Every night after dinner in Vegas I take my leftovers to go and give them to someone homeless and hungry. Usually I tell the server and they help with extra bread and silverware. #grandlux
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Ryan Stoker
4 months
My haircut appt is at ten am
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
5 years
In Da Money
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
4 years
@FomoFever @Mitchell1969 @Joeingram1 Stupid take I have a mortgage just can pay it for me based on your logic. Itโ€™s pretty Simple they provide a service and no service was provided only theft to keep propels money
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Ryan Stoker
1 month
Get ur hand histories correct or donโ€™t step to me
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Ryan Stoker
1 year
@andystackspoker daily wynn or aria events where he can win $40k++ all in a single day and he can see the finish line. in a Wsop multi day its easy to get overwhelmed and just pick a spot to punt or double. Plus the 2/5 games are the best at aria and wynn go in early get a cash sesh before mtt
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Ryan Stoker
2 years
Sunday saver might get the super sized value meal this week
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
1 year
Just went to muck and my cards stuck my fingers. Please see my attorney for any questions regarding this incident
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Ryan Stoker
9 days
New cat alert!! The girls named her EV (eevie) but ya know I have my own spelling. My own personal bad luck cat. If it wasnโ€™t for bad luck I would have no luck at all. The stoker house accepts all wayward animals but Iโ€™m at capacity now
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Ryan Stoker
2 years
I have been in a really shit mood since not winning the main. Might be a rough 10.5 months before I shake it off
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Ryan Stoker
1 year
At a live final table tonight with a nice chip lead 9 handed. GL me! $28k uptop
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Ryan Stoker
1 year
Literally stuck inside the horseshoe. Zero outside entrance for breaks and hallways stuffed with 6k fish.
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Ryan Stoker
3 years
Seems like a good weekend to win a Vegas poker tourney. Might try
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
3 years
Me getting 3rd place in a semi-worthless online bracelet event last week
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
2 years
LMAO guys and gals settle down. One J4off the world looses their minds. Meanwhile daily on ACR this happens once per Rotation of the button and the answer is rebuy ?. @Joeingram1
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Ryan Stoker
2 years
@ChadAHolloway @berkey11 @PokerNews @PokerBunnyy matt I played a Milly maker table last yr with bunny and Minkin and I have never seen one woman so vile rude trying to instigate fight like bunny did to kelly. It was brutal how bad her behavior was. Floor came multiple times, the insults would have caused 2 men to fight
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
5 years
Dang it kinda peaked before dinner break. Itโ€™s hard to keep a straight face when the LSD kicks in and im trying to bluff. 76k heading to dinner next lvl @is 800/1600
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
3 years
Hand for hand in the @shrpo main letโ€™s just do things
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
2 years
2016 colossus- 135th of 21,613 2019 Big50- 336th of 28,371 2021 Reunion- 42nd of 12,973 I just canโ€™t miss the shitshow event Selling at 4.20
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Ryan Stoker
3 months
Going deep in the Lab and not coming out until wsop27 seniors.
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
6 years
Congrats to my dawg my horse bagging 170k+ in the pspc @Mawkswell making no friends on the felt today ;) Letโ€™s fckn goooooooooooko
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
2 years
1.5m at break always nice when AA holds for a full double
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
1 year
@AllenKessler @LafayJami Allen, Jami is a liar and a thief. I know her victims. How are you still defending her. STOP bro your actions carry consequences your helping a known dirtbag gain traction. Fucking stop it man. Just donate to her quietly if you think she is deserving of the money then give it!
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Ryan Stoker
1 year
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Ryan Stoker
2 months
Loose AA to T7 in the gladiator in the 3b pot for 250k chips. Someone gonna get punched soon
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
2 years
Spokane to Vegas this morning. Stokedawgg inbound. Milly bounty, main, steaks and friends. Living life how it wants to be lived, no meat left on the bone. Ship the bread to Ted
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Ryan Stoker
1 year
Just cleaned the timeline properly. Blocked this Eden fool and his nonsense. My lord what a train wreck of an adult human. Proof they shouldnโ€™t give everyone an opinion. #Trainwreck
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
3 years
950k now at 8/16k
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
10 days
Just found out a business partner ran a $42,000 scam on my business accounts. Meeting with the credit union manager
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Ryan Stoker
6 years
403,500 bagged for day 2 $300k PH
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
3 years
@charinspokane @SpokaneSheriff @NWSSpokane is charlene short for Karen? I didnt know. maybe they have family and friends to warn up north?
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Ryan Stoker
9 months
Never too late to follow your dreams. Vlad the impaler didn't start impaling people until his late 30's
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Ryan Stoker
3 years
500k now and itโ€™s time to do bigger and better things
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
1 year
My buddy bags the chip lead in the colossus and I canโ€™t win a flip. Good morning twitter LFG
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
2 years
WTF heater alert!
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
2 years
70,100 ME chips in the bag for day2ABC Thursday day off tomorrow LFG
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@StokersPoker
Ryan Stoker
1 year
All @packed for summer camp. I left just enough room for 1 bracelet and about $600k extra paper.
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