Had to wait until April fools was over to announce that I've changed my socks.
Think these have run the course and it's time for something new. 2024 will be the year of stinky beans.
These are my isolation socks. I call them that because I've been wearing them since the start of March and the awesome smell keeps people from getting too close to me
Sitting in a meeting room, gradually becoming aware that I can clearly smell my feet wafting up from under the table. Casually moving to keep my feet as far away from my colleagues before they notice the smell.
I'm also confused why these socks have washing instructions on them, do people actually wash socks? I've always just worn them until they fall apart and then buy a new pair