So Porn today is this: you are 18, jacking off in your bedroom at your parents house, you DM Austin Wolfe or Rhyheim Shabazz, you go to their hotel where they feed you poppers and fuck you raw on film, then you go to school on Monday.
This makes me a bad person but I don’t care. One of my favorite things is watching a fresh faced twink get absolutely broken by the Porn Industrial Machine until he is virtually unrecognizable when compared to his first scene
I love watching newly adult boys with iPhones and a twitter account make lifelong decisions of exposure and fuck vids and put them online for us to stroke to like the internet isn’t forever
Fathers, you’d better love and nurture your sensitive sons. Otherwise Teninchtop, Austin Wolf and Legrand Wolf will do it for you. While the entire internet watches.
My ideal partner is a guy with such a crippling Porn and Bate Addiction that he stays home collecting disability for his Mental Illness and spends days at a time Tardbating in the Goon Cave in our house. He rarely showers, and constantly has Popper Burns on his pig snout.
Don’t forget:
Behind closed doors, every Male you see is thoroughly Disgusting+ing. Gross. Foul. Vile. He’s a depraved pig who wallows in his own filth and sickness, he just pretends to be normal out in society.
But we know what we are. We see us.
The most beautiful development in human sexuality has been these masculine appearing, mostly straight guys discovering the Fuck Knot inside their Shitholes & breaking themselves open with huge BadDragon dildos all over the internet. Prostate stimulation isn't Gay.
It's Male.
How am I a creep?
I have a folder on my computer with a word doc for each of my hot friends dedicated to their ass. I keep creeper pics and saves from their social media, cropped to show their beautiful Shitters. And I log dates and times with any comments they make about them.
My favorite June trend is 19 year old twink boys on their back with a Cock in their fuckhole wearing rainbow beads saying “Happy Pride” into some stranger’s iPhone camera while their fathers live in the shame of their only son’s exposure fetish
The official start of summer means the official start of me driving around with my bloated Cock hanging out the leg of my shorts and stroking myself anytime I’m behind the wheel.
Just know there’s a creep on the road in jersey, watching people and masturbating right now
I just unfollowed about seven Porn"stars" because they post more opinions than Hole pics, and I don't come here to see your opinions, I come here to see your second ring
Doms are dumb. Alphas are dumb. That’s why we love them. But don’t think for a second they are in charge. They’re not.
They’re dancing for your money. Degrading themselves for your dollar.
Trust me f
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, we run this game. We are in charge. They work for us. Don’t forget that.
My ideal type is that white 25 year old muscle bro in basketballl shorts shopping alone at the grocery store with his cart full of chicken breasts and broccoli
Yes, TikTok is stealing our personal information and selling it for government secrets, but it's also responsible for all those white boys bouncing their Bubble Dumpers to that small waist pretty face with a big bank song, so all is forgiven
There was a scene in a movie when I was a kid and a guy had a Mastrubatorium and I laughed at the goofy idea But now if I ever buy a house it's a must have. No question. A windowless room with power outlets and no ventilation that I can get loud and smoke and sweat and stink up