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President Rufus T. Firefly

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Marxist of the Groucho sort, sustaining sanity with humor #writingcommunity #resist #whitedudesforHarris

Bridgeport, WV

Joined October 2012

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@Stewey444

President Rufus T. Firefly

1 year

Over the years I became convinced that Fred had come into my life to teach me about love. So, on a positive note, I conclude that his passing yesterday means he had taught me everything he knew and I had learned it well enough that he could move on to bigger and better things.

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2 years

@JonathanTurley Number of Supreme Court justices shot and killed in the past 163 years: 0 Number of children shot and killed in the past 163 days: 693.

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6 months

Went to our local humane society and will be adopting a new cat on Friday. Frankie.

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5 years

I feel like attacking children, so to all you 13-year old boys out there named "Duke," you aren't really dukes.

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Frankie is now home. Taking time to "settle in." I'm very happy to be a Cat Dad again.

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3 years

@ACTBrigitte I'm old enough to remember how conservatives treated Ruth Bader Ginsburg after her death.

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2 years

@MacFarlaneNews Trump: "I hardly knew Pat. Only talked to him once. Bad guy. I knew he was bad. So bad. Hardly knew him."

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Frankie is still settling in, but here's a pictureof him from yesterday when we adopted him from our local humane society.

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3 years

@snopes If you ever think your life is unbearable, just remember someone employed by Snopes had to go back and research whether former President Trump actually had his pants on backwards...

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Peter Doocy if he had been around on December 8, 1941: "President Roosevelt, did you underestimate Japan?"

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Kyle Rittenhouse is the worst fake crier since Brett Kavanaugh.

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@abughazalehkat Tucker Carlson's intelligence is as real as Donald & Melania's love.

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2 years

Now that the FBI has searched the resort of a former President, I'm ready for them to search the house of a current Supreme Court justice and his wife.

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2 years

Getting married today!

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@merica Mitt Romney convincing 16 of his colleagues to vote to convict would be even better.

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5 years

@GovMikeHuckabee That is still fewer than the number of dogs members of your family have killed, isn't it?

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I can't believe we live in a world in which Elon Musk has hosted SNL and @RandyRainbow hasn't.

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@RonFilipkowski Wow, it must be nice to think that you are owed 2 million dollars for not doing what your employers asks you to do. I'm gonna try that next time my employer makes a request that I don't want to do.

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5 years

While we're focussed on whistleblowers, could we release Reality Winner from jail?

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@MeidasTouch I nominate Pete Buttigieg and Katie Porter to just take over the country and fix everything.

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@girlsreallyrule she will most likely receive more punishment than Rittenhouse got.

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@JoJoFromJerz @BITS336 collecting digital trading cards.

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@polearmguy @Blair_Langmuir a statue of John Brown would probably fight back if someone tried to pull it down.

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@StepsOnLegos @LisPower1 even a blind squirrel finds an acorn.

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@TheRealHoarse @BillKristol why do Republicans always expect the Democrats to do the compromising and unifying? I don't remember Bill advising trump to pick a unity VP in 2020.

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@andrewkimmel Proud Boys are just sexually attracted to other men but afraid to admit it, so they pretend to "fight" them with lots of physical contact.

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@MollyJongFast haha - let me wipe my sweat on you, cousin #4 .

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@JoshuaPotash "they pepper sprayed her to protect her from hurting herself" is the modern version of "we had to destroy their village in order to save it."

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@MollyJongFast Melania looks at Macron the way Trump looks at Putin

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4 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr Satan DID quote Scripture, which you'd know if you had ever read them or been to church. Matthew 4:1-11, Luke 4:1-13

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@RandyRainbow 1 Randy Rainbow video is worth about 11 seasons of SNL in terms of actual humor.

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4 years

@justinbaragona Um...sweetie...you are on a TV show...you ARE the media.

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@MaryLTrump He calls them trading cards, but they are really traitor cards.

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3 years

I'm back after a week of Twitter suspension. Did anybody miss me?

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3 years

@Jason_Keen Imagine: You get a trip to Tokyo against your will, strange humans get on top of you against your will, and then some random human ruins your day by whipping you and crying when all you want to do is be a horse.

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@revrrlewis "Yeah, like, I mean our Founding Fathers intended for us all to stay up late and get election results on TV, that was their original intent, right?"

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@AshaRangappa_ @MollyJongFast He's 78...which means he is twice as old as Tomi's I.Q.

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4 years

@thehill I would have no problem with the Obelisk of Wokeness, actually.

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5 years

@RawStory I'm surprised she didn't say: "I know just what those migrant children at the border are going through, because I feel like a caged animal here on my televsion show that I am part of because I am John McCain's daughter."

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@ericlach Yes, if one of the liberal SC justices died this afternoon, Mitch would find a way to have a new justice confirmed before January 20th.

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@Olivia_Beavers So he will stay in Congress, not do any work, and still get paid and receive a pension. Got it.

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@BeschlossDC How I Made Even Dan Quayle Look Like a Great VP

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@laurenboebert Lauren doesn't support the Geneva convention either because she had a bad experience with a mug of Swiss Miss once.

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@BriCamillucci well they shrunk a couple doctors and nurses and had them go inside your body in a tiny submarine to see if there was a baby in there.

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@MickMulvaney It was planned, dude. The Proud Boys coordinated with Trump - they got to the Capitol early to be ready when the mob, "incited" by Trump, showed up. Not hard to figure out.

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@BeschlossDC @dougmillsnyt Isn't the Rose Garden supposed to have ROSES in it?

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@DuncanGWilson @BillCorbett More respectable than working at Fox News...

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@nirvananoir He brought all those $1 bills because he was hoping to see Melania.

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4 years

So impeachment is more divisive than sedition and insurrection? 🤔

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@DonaldJTrumpJr And Greta got this honor without any bulk sales.

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@nate_fight2020 @gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump Trump: "I made a perfect call to U-Goose. "

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@JohnCornyn @WSJ BREAKING: There is nothing magical about 100 Senators - in 1789, the Senate consisted of 26 Senators.

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4 years

"The curve is flattening so we can lift restrictions" is akin to saying "The parachute has decreased my rate of descent, so I can take it off."

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@thedavidcrosby writing this note to David Crosby after paying money to attend his show is about as smart as destroying a Keurig you already paid for to "boycott" them.

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4 years

@nbcchicago I just wish they'd launch a product that tastes like macaroni and cheese.

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2 years

I'm getting married in 30 days. At age 55. For the first time.

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@realTuckFrumper Intelligence and truthfulness are so much more attractive than fake blonde and lying.

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@damiengayle @JustStop_Oil That makes as much sense as cutting off your ear to show someone how much you love them.

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The Republicnas complain that the Democrats have been trying to impeach Trump since day one of his Presidency. What they fail to realize is that's because Trump has been committing impeachable offenses since day one of his Presidency.

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@gracejarvisohno Thank God he didn't invent feminine hygiene products.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Yeah, I am remembering all the times you have spoken up for the Hong Kong Protesters in the past six months - you have really made it your signature issue. Oh, wait...

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@such_jane @cspan @SecretaryCarson @RepPressley @RepMaxineWaters they persisted.

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@BelkissObadia I'm beginning to think the job growth reflected in the economy is simply from all the lawyers hired by Trump associates

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2 years

@Acyn Ms. Swearer is the Sarah Huckabee Sanders of Susan Collinses.

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I find it ironic that there are people who think the Sandy Hook Massacre was faked, but believe a "Bowling Green Massacre" was real.

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@krassenstein I would bet that if someone did research many more girls have committed suicide because of an adult male coach molesting them than because someone trans was in therir locker room.

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5 years

So this year I am just going to write: "This is a WITCH HUNT!" on my tax forms and send them in.

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@patriottakes Mar-a-Lago should be renamed "Silicon Valley"

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@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar I thought Rand Paul WAS his porn star name.

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@Acyn I think I have a fever...I agree with Tucker Carlson about something and feel like applauding him.

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@DragonLord6666 @StormyDaniels Dragon Master has already saved up $14.75 towards his $130,000 - and he's been working TWO paper routes.

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@wtfdoiwritenow post a sexy picture of yourself on Twitter. Most of the men who respond will be husbands.

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3 years

@NancyMace So the government shouldn't be mandating having to show I.D. huh? I'm sure you are consistent and against voter ID laws, too, right?

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5 years

@thisisfoster As a Presbyterian pastor also, I'd like to apologize to the entire world for Michael's views.

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@chris_notcapn @scollan_ruth every time a guy posts a picture of himself holding a big gun, he should suddenly start receiving a bunch of Viagra ads on his cell phone.

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@atrupar I call for Dan Crenshaw and all his Republican colleagues to be removed from Congress because they turned away fromt he Constitution.

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@shannonrwatts Awesome. Especially when you get the Senator's staffer to admit that maybe such things are better discussed between you and your doctor, not with a politician.

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Nancy Pelosi is more of an alpha male than Donald Trump, Nick Adams, Tucker Carlson, and Sean Hannity combined.

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I was today old when I realized that Jimmy Carter and Julie Andrews share a birthday - and that seems practically perfect to me.

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Brett Kavanaugh claims he has no memory of meeting COVID when she was 19.

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@BeschlossDC @marycjordan Oh good they took away all the color and diversity. Figures.

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@patriottakes five fake boobs

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@MicheleMuse5 Slept in my Warren Zevon shirt and woke up needing lawyers, guns, and money.

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@Acyn wait until Kevin hears about the folks with zip-ties who stormed the Capitol on January 6th.

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@rolandscahill I think from now on Elizabeth Warren should start every speech with some sort of reference like: "It's good to be here, but boy am I tired from all that sex I was having with my 24-year old marine boyfriend..."

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@TheGoodLiars I think you misheard him - he meant more people are killed by hamsters.

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@BetteMidler someone told him there's lots of ice there, and Trump thought they meant border patrol agents.

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@mmpadellan @GuySouthaustin anyone 79 or older who is still riding a bike regularly can offer criticism. Everyone else just stay quiet.

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@JohnJHarwood I am 100% certain that before yesterday Trump had never heard of Christianity Today.

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@BarakRavid "fewer," not "less"

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@Acyn "I know we all want to be accurate around here" - HA. I love her.

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@BradMossEsq He just wants to get in the park so he can keep up the strict exercise program he is obviously following.

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@jaketapper @JebBush @kaitlancollins @CNNPolitics This would be a better world if Trump family members pulled out more often.

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@Biden_Army @JoeBiden Joe Biden: "Who the heck invited him?"

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@ScottAdamsSays One Scott Adams accomplishment that no one credits him for is getting me to stop reading Dilbert.

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@atrupar Our Infantroopen have been doing a great job ever since they captured those British airports in the revolution.

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@OfficialJonZal @ParkerMolloy @Alyssa_Milano @FoxNews Oh please keep punishing us for a long, long time. Wait, I mean "stop, oh stop, this is hurting us so much, we can't stand it"

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@DrOz OK now try to explain away the fact you began your sentence about acceptable deaths with the phrase "appetizing opportunities."

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@MeghanMcCain @kurtbardella @AOC Meghan McCain and I disagree on literally almost everything (except how great her father was) - but this I agree with her on and applaud her for saying.

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@AdamRintala a brain, a heart, and courage. She is all the characters in the Wizard of Oz rolled into one.

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