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low-quality baseball tweets • pro-bat-flip • baseball cards • scorebook guy & game recaps @birdsontheblack #forthelou

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@StewStilez
Stew
3 years
friendly reminder to all, cancel your mlb tv subscription today before it automatically renews at full price tomorrow. no way should any of us be paying $130 when we won’t even get a full season
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@StewStilez
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this man does it all for regional cable journalism, the best
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@StewStilez
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4 years
carson kelly pitching to tommy pham, the closest thing we’ve had to cardinals baseball in two weeks
@BALLYSPORTSAZ
Bally Sports Arizona
4 years
Carson Kelly takes the mound for the first time in the big leagues!
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1 year
the entire Cardinals lineup once they entered the city of Atlanta
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2 months
new album cover just dropped
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3 months
the aura is fucken unreal
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1 year
that’s my catcher, the bully known as Willson Contreras 😮‍💨🇻🇪
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1 month
the vibes with the top two jersey buttons undone and chains showing is absolutely unmatched
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9 days
mlb needs to bring back the magic number column to the standings
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7 months
Adam Wainwright grabbing his uniform out the closet to come and save the 2024 rotation
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2 months
me, chilling at work, waiting for Paul Skenes to ruin my night
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2 years
the only acceptable answer is So Taguchi
@Cardinals
St. Louis Cardinals
2 years
He may have never made an All-Star team, but _____________ was always one of my favorite Cardinals players.
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3 years
matt carpenter, circa 2023, with the shift no longer in baseball
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4 months
hang it in the Louvre 😮‍💨🤌🏼
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2 years
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10 months
someone needs to tell Mo that Yoshinobu Yamamoto is also in his mid-30’s, think that should do the trick
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3 years
NL hits leaderboard entering today: 1.) Tommy Edman (39) 2.) Justin Turner (36) 3.) Ronald Acuña Jr (35) 4.) Nick Castellanos (35) 5.) Nolan Arenado (34)
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2 years
tfw when Nolan Arenado opts in to the remainder of his five-year deal
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6 months
WILLY is getting em up!!!!!
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2 years
Albert Pujols gave us a million memories from 2001-2011, but the memories he’s given us in 2022 will last a lifetime!!! this is truly remarkable to witness
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6 months
Brad Thompson using the word “parlay” during Ohtani’s first at bat was absolutely masterful
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2 years
“jim edmonds is back on cardinals broadcasts”
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6 months
the Masyn Winn threes to the dome is electric ⚡️
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4 months
iconic
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3 years
😈🪄✨
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1 year
inject this bat slam into my mf veins 💉
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1 year
Bengie Molina’s triple to complete the cycle, beautiful lol
@baseball_ref
Baseball Reference
1 year
J.T. Realmuto is the first catcher since George Kottaras in 2011 to hit for the cycle. Realmuto is also the first @Phillies player to hit for the cycle since David Bell in 2004. #MLB | #Phillies
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2 months
our king is back
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2 years
the Cardinals have three qualified hitters in the top 10 of mlb in wRC+ vs LHP: 2.) Albert Pujols (503)!!!!! 8.) Tommy Edman (317) 10.) Nolan Arenado (296)
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2 years
forreal tho, Mo absolutely killed it at the deadline this year acquiring Quintana & Montgomery
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2 months
man, great question from @katiejwoo and the response from Oli says it all, can’t sum it up any better
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2 months
Miles Mikolas trying to hold a lead
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3 months
lmao Noot is hilarious!! “what was that EV?” 🤣🤣
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1 year
Willson Contreras in the outfield
@dgoold
Derrick Goold
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Contreras could see time in outfield as they work through the three catchers. #stlcards
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@StewStilez
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2 years
Albert Pujols should put his career ERA on his plaque in Cooperstown, tbh
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2 years
find you someone that hates the cubs as much as Brendan Donovan does
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3 months
Michael Siani after his millionth diving catch and battering his rib cage to nothingness
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2 months
it’s Jordan Walker time 🪄🔮
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2 years
john rooney is so damn good at his job, one of the best in the business
KMOX broadcast calls Giovanny Gallegos inducing a game-ending 4-6-3 double play #stlcards
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2 years
definitely might ugly cry tonight, 17 years i’ll never forget
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1 month
me looking at Randy Choate stats on baseball reference at 10:48pm on a monday night
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5 months
man, how fucken awesome has JoJo-Kittredge-Helsley been as the 7,8,9 trio? they’ve been lethal
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3 years
the Pujols signing also made me remember Austin Dean wanting to wear #5 in 2020 and getting shutdown immediately lmao
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5 years
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1 year
Steven Matz & Willson Contreras their last two starts together
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2 years
they grow up so fast 🇰🇷 🇯🇵
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2 years
Yadi is the biggest Albert Pujols fan and i love it
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10 months
i speak for all of us here when i say this, but Augie is one of the best people on here. the daily posts on Cardinals history is how i start every morning, his posts alone have given me more knowledge and insight on the franchise than i could’ve ever imagined get well, Augie ❤️
@AugieNash
Augie Nash
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This is one of Augie's children. If you believe in prayer or such, he needs them. A Christmas miracle is all we are asking for right now.
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2 years
Oli yelling at Soto to “get the fuck in the box, let’s go!!!!!”
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1 year
Adam Wainwright after asking Oli Marmol for one final at bat
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5 years
like father, like son the cafecíto’s side by side swing comparison ☕️ this beaut was cooked up by @cardinalsgifs per my special request
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3 months
lol Chip with the, “Marcell Ozuna from the Braves” is just classic troll job material
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2 years
Nolan Gorman’s 12 career hits: 1.) single, 106.8mph 2.) double, 102.4mph 3.) double, 108.1mph 4.) single, 77.8mph 5.) single, 82.9mph 6.) HR, 110.6mph 7.) single, 107.7mph 8.) double, 96.9mph 9.) single, 107mph 10.) single, 105.4mph 11.) HR, 105.7mph 12.) single, 91.7mph
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“Giovanny Gallegos entering in the 7th of a one-run game”
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5 years
little alex reyes update- here he is throwing a bullpen on a homemade mound. i classify this under “baseball porn”
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2 years
so Yadi totally used Waino’s glove and now i love this moment even more than i already did
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literally cannot believe they recalled Jordan Walker to platoon vs his worse handedness just to demote him again after 12 fucken plate appearances, this organization just doesn’t have a damn clue
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3 years
we really don’t know how good we have it with Mr. Rooney calling games since 2006, one of the best in the game and a true treasure to have in STL
@Cardinals
St. Louis Cardinals
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Happy Birthday to #STLCards radio broadcaster and Missouri Sportscaster of the Year, John Rooney!
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i’d much rather give Pujols at bats over Carp, Thomas, Sosa, Moroff, etc. the bench is absolutely horrendous, it’s not like Pujols can make it any worse 🤷🏻‍♂️
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1 year
Matthew Liberatore, that is all
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Matthew Liberatore’s two career starts vs MIL are freakishly similar: 05/28/22- 5IP, 3H, 0ER, 3bb/6k (93P/ 57S) 05/17/23- 5IP, 3H, 0ER, 3bb/6k (95P/ 57S)
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Victor Scott 📈📈📈
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LET IT FUCKEN RIP, LANCE
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@memphisredbirds
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MATT CARPENTER WITH HIS SECOND @HueysRestaurant HOME RUN OF THE REHAB ASSIGNMENT
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5 years
cubs lose ✅ reds lose ✅ brewers lose ✅ mets lose ✅ 🍻🍻 cardinals win \😎/ \😎/
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another day of cardinal fans talking about signing trevor bauer
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Cardinal fans talking about John Mozeliak
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3 years
Bro said, “we’re the cardinals, we’re ready to go” and now i’m chugging a beer
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Paul Goldschmidt getting hot just in time for the front office to give him that two year extension this winter
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5 years
this is the best Yadi response so far
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sometimes you just gotta play the ole mvp 2003 Cardinals franchise to feel something deep down, happy friday fam 🍻
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2 years
that opening day feeling #stlcards
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2 years
this explains why génesis cabrera had the second worst fWAR of all relievers in baseball to pitch at least 40+ innings
@StL_Clayton
Clayton
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GENESIS CABRERA WTF
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2 years
this is the first time the cardinals have had 50 wins at the all-star break since 2015 (56)
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4 years
paul dejong when he sees the new big mac land sign
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4 years
btw, this game was 52 years ago today. funny how things work ❤️⚾️
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2 years
wear the navy blue hats every road series!!!!!
@Cardinals
St. Louis Cardinals
2 years
WWWWWWWW
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@richiemille
Richie Palacios
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CANT WAIT TO BE BACK IN THE PLAYOFFS FOR ST. LOUIS THIS TIME NEXT YEAR ❗️❗️
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clipped six of Yadier Molina’s seven career triples and put them in order (the only one i can’t find video of is his first career triple vs Roger fucken Clemens, go figure)!!
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4 months
Kerry mf Robinson
@RedbirdRiot
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5 months
What’s your favorite Cardinals vs Cubs rivalry moment?
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11 months
David Ross trying to get into his office at Wrigley today
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4 years
that’s it, put him in the HOF right now
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2 years
let’s not forget about Angel Rondón’s performance today, relieving a starter after just 4 pitches and coming in and throwing 5 shutout innings isn’t easy and the bullpen needed the rest
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2 years
Yadier Molina was the only Cardinal pitcher to not allow an earned run tonight
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2 years
“Cardinals DFA Austin Romine” me:
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@UncleCharlie50
Adam Wainwright
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Jordan Walker is about to crush it down the stretch.
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2 years
this is the coolest moment of my baseball watching life, fam
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2 years
shoutout to John Mozeliak for his deadline moves, dude went out and acquired two important starting pitchers to stabilize this rotation and now they’re postseason bound
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5 years
jordan hicks throwing a baseball again is the opening day content i needed to see
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2 years
what a mf outing from Génesis Cabrera, that man deserves all the beers
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1 year
when a Cardinals SP completes a 1-2-3 inning
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2 years
wRC+ leaderboard since 07/01 (minimum 70 PA): 1.) Aaron Judge (250) 2.) Matt Carpenter (215) 3.) Juan Soto (210) 4.) Nolan Arenado (208) Austin Riley (208) 5.) Albert Pujols (188)!!!!
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2 months
this dude slaps your girls ass, wyd?
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2 years
for multiple reasons, the Cardinals would benefit greatly from moving on from Mike Maddux. the Waino situation is the icing on the cake
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4 months
Cardinals over .500 for the first time since April 7th
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3 months
Alec Burleson and Brendan Donovan the last week 🧑‍🍳🔥
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4 years
don’t lie, your batting stance growing up was trying to mimic albert pujols at one point or another
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2 years
the willingness to give up on Nolan Gorman from some folks is wild to me. we’re talking about a 22 yo kid who has figured it out at every level of his pro career w/ legit power- the ~30% k rate will always be there, but the potential 120-125 wRC+ is real.
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