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๐Ÿง Comedy Actor ๐Ÿฆœ Writer ๐Ÿ‡ Deadpan .

Brighton, England
Joined September 2019
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7 months
We all know a dude like this...
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3 years
So apparently they've postponed 5G induced death of the vaccinated, because...
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ How on earth do you perform this with a straight face?!?! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
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@StevieSteveReal
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3 years
Has someone drawn on a Hitler tash or is this some rather unfortunate lighting?
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2 years
Conspiracy theorist is now an expert on international politics after having "done his own research", and has concluded...
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4 years
@tezilyas Still this
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3 years
The "Do your own research" is strong in this one ๐Ÿ‘
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The conspiracy theorists were proven right, again! #emergencyalert
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@rickygervais is still doing these... For almost a year now! This is how you appreciate your audience ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
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Man catches "them" red handed spraying the skies...
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3 years
BREAKING NEWS: It's definitely, definitely tonight... (After the football)
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3 years
Is this the dumbest conspiracy theorist of all time?
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2 years
The people at CERN have activated the 5G hadron collider portal to bring the chaos...
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4 years
Bane was right! ๐Ÿ˜ณ #lockdown2020
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9 months
Conspiracy theorist explains how winter is the season when chemtrails blossom...
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Conspiracy theorist discovers chemtrails first thing in the morning...
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As suspected, they're claiming victory for ending the pandemic... ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Conspiracy theorist proves his theory to a member of the public with a "quick experiment"... *Pilot clip
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2 years
I can't believe I have to say this, but here it is... I parody conspiracy theorists.
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In defence of Matt Le Tiss...
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Conspiracy theorist is ecstatic that Elon Musk is about to buy Twitter...
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Conspiracy theorist thinks that Storm Eunice is caused by the 5G rollout...
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@rickygervais @netflix The backlash is like having extra features on a DVD box set ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฃ
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"My name is Brian Kurvie, and I do not consent..."
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Conspiracy theorist says he's immune to the #chemtrails making him more dumb...
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Finally the Freds' contact at the 5G monitoring HQ has been reached for comment...
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3 years
I think I've just found the root cause of COVID denial.
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Finally got some answers from Dave from telegram...
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The impending Zombie apocalypse is upon us...
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@RosieisaHolt The Gammons are fooming too ๐Ÿ‘
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Spotted in Brighton @AsimC86
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Brian starts his journey of waking people up... The Conspiracist - coming soon ๐Ÿ™
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2 years
Here's a little peak at the upcoming pilot I've been working on... Conspiracy theorist emails Bill Gates:
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Have you ever seen anything greater in your life?! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Absolutely rolling! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฃ
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Stop what you are doing and watch this 30 second video of an academic confronting the risible @lozzafox with a dose of truth. Trust me.
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@Femi_Sorry @Jaack Brexit is the flat earth model of politics #ChangeMyMind
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Conspiracy theorist has nothing to fear, but fear itself... Coming April 2024
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@dapperlaughs He gives hand jobs
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Best thing of #2020 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
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Conspiracy theorist goes out to try and "wake up" the general public... REPOST - pilot teaser clip
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@nowthisnews Lots of idiots having a problem with this? Why? I've never met a gay couple who have adopted that were anything but the most loving parents a child could hope for. On the flip side, I've lost count of how many straight parents neglect their kids or much worse.
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Looks like Icke was right...
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5 months
Well done everyone. Now the chemtrails have summoned the giant flying poodle monster over Brighton beach.
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Conspiracy theorist Brian talks about ULEZ, LTN, self service checkouts and Amazon parcels... Part 1
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Twitter/X in 2024: Introducing, some bloke...
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2 years
Don't be fooled by the #heatwaveuk warnings. It's just a ploy by "big sun" and "big aircon". #staywoke
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I'm old enough to remember a world where something happened, and it wasn't part of a grand conspiracy.
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8 months
Ladies and gentlemen... After two years of waiting, the filming for the feature length Conspiracist mockumentary, has officially... Wrapped!! I rarely corpse during my own scenes, but the last scene we filmed had everyone rolling! I can't wait to share it with you all ๐Ÿ™
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@GaryLineker At the end of every party, there's always a Scottish bloke still going.
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Meanwhile,in Scotland...
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Scottish graffiti is in a class of its own.
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This is one of my favourites ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
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๐Ÿ“ž"Yes, if the culture war turned violent, I would kill you. But I would take no pleasure in it, and please don't take it personally" Colin from Portsmouth regretfully vows to kill his favourite radio host if British society collapses into civil war ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ˜ข
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Brian explains his theory on why giants used to exist... *Pilot teaser clip*
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@SeamusMacSuibh1 Thanks mate, a comparison to Ricky Gervais is only ever a compliment ๐Ÿ™
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@francis_ngannou @vinijr @realmadrid To be fair, you're the same size as Thanos.
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Here's what I reckon about Aliens: A: They almost certainly exist, somewhere. B: We're never going to meet them, the distances are too great.
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I hit an important millage milestone on my motorbike today ๐Ÿ™Œ
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Just waiting to hear from Dave from telegram to find out why there's so many people still trotting about ๐Ÿ‘
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Chemtrails are the REAL Star Wars...
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Conspiracy theorist explains how he draws his conclusions and does his own research... Mockumentary pilot teaser clip 3 Extended clip on my YouTube channel, link in the comments ๐Ÿ‘‡
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For those of you who are new followers, hi! Here's a clip from the upcoming mockumentary pilot I've been working on...
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Here's a little peak at the upcoming pilot I've been working on... Conspiracy theorist emails Bill Gates:
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I want one!
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So Kier Starmer has just confirmed what I've long suspected, Rishi Sunak and the Conservatives are part of the flat earth society!
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Flat earther goes out into the public in an attempt to "wake them up"... Pilot teaser clip number 2 โœ…
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Amazing shithousery! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
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"How is it that you're such a genius?" "YouTube mate" ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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@BrentLeeSDCIC Remember how with Saville everyone was like "how did we not know?". Same vibe.
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... ๐Ÿ˜
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Comparing Ukraine to Brexit is like comparing WW2 to Call Of Duty.
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We'll, that's my day ruined.
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To be honest I'm quite keen to see a New World Order. This one is fxcked!
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@GNev2 @UKLabour Mate, you think that's bad? Tinned mackerel was 65p two years ago, now it's ยฃ1.15! (ยฃ1.05 when in curry sauce).
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"How long have you been doing your own research for...?"
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I knew that bloody Corbyn was up to something... ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘
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๐Ÿ“ž"You know who's at fault for these train strikes? It's Jeremy Corbyn! He's trying to take us back to the 1970s!" ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ"I thought you wanted us back in the 1970s?" ๐Ÿ“ž"I did, but not this part๐Ÿ˜ก" Colin from Portsmouth is fuming over the train strikes, despite not being affected.
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๐ŸŽถ"Straight Outta Wallmart!!! Crazy m*thaf*cka named Karen!" ๐ŸŽถ
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@RosieisaHolt Kangaroo courts would certainly make Wimbledon more interesting.
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Without question, one of the greatest films ever may!
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Dead Man's Shoes
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Outstanding ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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ANGRY POST:
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@rickygervais You're welcome
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Can anyone make me a Laurence Fox ventriloquist dummy? I wanna take it to a Pride festival.
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Here's a baby sloth. You're welcome.
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This should be an Olympic sport...
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There's more ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Brian describes how he flees from bleeping at the supermarket checkout... Part 2
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Conspiracy theorist reveals when he first came across chemtrails...
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A montage of ridiculousness in one screenshot. So many nuanced Easter eggs.
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Chemtrails โœ…
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Possibly the most important 27 seconds of the pandemic so far.
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... ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Credit unknown
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@skeeballbob37 @RitaPanahi @TitaniaMcGrath To be fair, she's so good at it that I had to double check ๐Ÿ˜‚
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My new strategy to help curb the damage Twitter does to people's mental health, is to whenever I see people pricking off at each other, I'm gonna hit them with one of these... #YouveBeenPenguined
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@BrentLeeSDCIC @LozzaFox Maybe he's complimenting your beard?
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@RussInCheshire I love people who are scared of rainbows ๐Ÿคฃ
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