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CupidStuntSteve

@Steve54139576

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Like a Phoenix. WHUFC ST holder. Old and grumpy.

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Joined October 2021
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@Steve54139576
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4 months
Who the fuck did this? 👇👇🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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1 year
Who did this? 🤣😂🤣😂
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3 years
Do any of my followers know a WHUFC parent with a youngster who wants to treat their kid to an early Xmas treat? I might not be able to make tomorrow so am happy to gift 2 tickets to them. Someone down on their luck at the moment would be great! Let me know
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@Steve54139576
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3 years
🤣😂🤣 Say what you think from an early age! 🤣😂🤣
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11 months
Poor Daisy been in hospital since yesterday morning bless her
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2 years
@Lblowers1 If you work and pay your taxes now is the time to arm yourself. Sod the law, just take care of your family because nobody is going to help you
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@Steve54139576
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Kurt has passed his medical! WTF? Who undertook it, Dr Crippen? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Or maybe Dr Stevie Wonder!
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1 year
I really hate to post this terrible update........... But having been to Luton today, although the Airport carpark is completely burnt down I have to report the rest of the shit hole appears completely untouched by the flames! 🤣😂🤣😂
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@Steve54139576
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2 years
Josh been given the clear to leave the hospital this evening with Katie and Rosie! 😀😀
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2 years
Alf has got it right for this winter! 🤣😂🤣
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@Steve54139576
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11 months
At the age of 58 I have finally come to the conclusion that supporting WHUFC is like taking a shit. You never know what is going to come out until it hits the Bowl! 🤣😂🤣
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@Steve54139576
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3 years
Well Twitter World (Well my handful of followers) my son Josh and his bird Katie have done me right over! I am going to be a Grandad! FFS now I am not only old but soon to be bankrupt!
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@Steve54139576
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3 years
@Charlyf_81 Give your head a wobble! FFS that is bordering offensive. Our brave men gave their lives fighting to defend European countries from the onslaught of Nazism. Without those mens efforts there would be no EU. In respect of those men I suggest you remove that Tweet!
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4 months
I hope everybody is onboard with this! Sod the cheap tickets just show the scum board with an empty ground
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@Steve54139576
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2 years
Happy St Patrick's Day you Motherfuckers! 🤣😂🤣
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@Steve54139576
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8 months
Any cvnt want my ticket for next Monday against Brentford? I can't be fucking arsed to rush home from work, pay £12 in fares and £20 + for my beers and watch the same dross shit again! Fucking GSB OUT and take Moyes fucking with you you cvnts 🤬🤬🤯🤯😨😨
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@Steve54139576
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2 years
This little Alien is going to send me skint ain't it? And fvcking goodbye to my early retirement FFS!
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@Steve54139576
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10 months
Happy Christmas all you Cvnts and Wronguns that follow me! 🥳🥳👍👍🎅🧑‍🎄🤶
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@NormanBrennan Time to permanently shut the boarders for the next 50 years! I am so worried about our younger generation Norman
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@robertsessford1 @skiptonbs Not being racist but she was a Muslim. I thought they had to borrow from a different system because of their religious beliefs
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1 year
Daisy picking pumpkins with her bovver boots on! 🤣😂🤣😂
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2 years
What a difference 5 days makes. She is looking a lot better! Apart from her foot that is glowing like ET's finger! 🤣😂🤣😂
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@Steve54139576
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6 months
What type of person posts a tweet like this FFS? 🤬🤬
Hi @sainsburys as a customer I do not want flags on my groceries. Neither do I want strawberries given a nationality. Especially this Brit flag which is associated with colonialism. Did you consider the views of customers who will not buy goods with colonial flags on them?
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@Steve54139576
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2 years
Well fuck me! The Peido Gary Glitter is carted off back to nick! That took all of 5 bloody weeks and is hardly a shock! Nonce twat hopefully in for life now! Bye bye Gary 👋
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3 months
@NormanBrennan I doubt it will be top news tonight
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@Steve54139576
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2 years
Another notable date in our little Daisy's life. Leaps and Bounds since she was born early❤❤
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6 months
Fuck off and take your Butt Plug with you! You was starting to stink Twitter out anyway 🤢🤢🤮🤮
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I AM LEAVING FOREVER !!!!
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@Steve54139576
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3 years
What a goalie sign him up!🤣😂🤣
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11 months
Fucking get this trending before the weekend all you decent people and fuck off the ProPallistine left wing knob heads
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2 years
I have to get this T Shirt!
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6 months
This Ref is a cunt! He needs putting down
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1 year
1st Birthday pint of the day and it's 5 a fvcking clock! 🤣😂🤣😂
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FFS! Look at what the Stork went and delivered 6 weeks early last night! Cost me a night's sleep as well the inconsiderate bastard!
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Oh what a fucking surprise NOT! Is this going to be shown on the BBC? No wonder they ended up getting a kicking
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2 years
I want this T Shirt 🤣😂
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@xXxJ0DIExXx Some Black Jack's and Fruit Salads in a paper bag bought by my Nan so I stood nicely outside the Betting Shop whilst she went inside to put a bet on. Fvck I miss her soo much even after all of 40 years of her passing
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2 years
Know the feeling! 🤣😂🤣
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1 year
Are there any West Ham fans still in this country?
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2 years
Me Grandaughter coming on leaps and bounds! Still should be here until a fortnight 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Fvck me! The way I am sinking these beautiful bottles tonight I might miss the 12.30 kick off tomorrow. If I do make it I will be hanging! 🤣😂🤣 #5 .2% and so fucking nice
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My Josh dropped round an early Birthday present for me with Daisy. All I need now is a Man Cave! 🤣😂🤣
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2 years
Can anyone see this post? If not some grassy prat that can't take a reply has just reported me. Let me know guys and girls
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1 year
@AnnSummers If I have bought a vibrator for my Mrs and upon delivery it isn't as massive as we hoped can we return it unopened for a refund. @jsullivanwhu if I buy a season ticket in advance and find out prior to use the product sold to me isn't fit for purpose can I receive one
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@ScottishBantrr He is pumping up his LiLo A normal thing to do at the pool FFS! 🤣😂🤣
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It makes me sick that this Ompa Loompa owns my club. The midget cunt 🤬🤬🤬
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Oi oi my first in a long while RATE MY PLATE!
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Daisy went to Colchester Zoo yesterday for her 1st Birthday with Josh and my Mrs Had a great day 😍😍
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Top bloke right here! 👇👇👏👏
@petersingh206
@M.K.Sikh.
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To all my fellow Patriots who love this country I wish you all a very happy #StGeorgesDay ⚡⚡⚡ #SikhPatriots #SiksAtWar Photo credit to #Patriot @PlymouthChaz ⚡⚡⚡
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Eddie Izzard on who wants to be a millionaire! What the fvck does he look like! 🤣😂🤣
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1 year
Oi @metpoliceuk and @MayorofLondon where are you? If this was football fans or anti ulez protesters you will be all over it heavy handed!
@BellaWallerstei
Bella Wallersteiner 🇺🇦
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I came to pay my respects to the Israeli Embassy. I was unable to get very far. Terrifying.
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@Steve54139576
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Fuck me! The new Football Factory looks shit! 🤣😂🤣
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3 months
My fingers are crossed very hard tonight for my invincible friend Ted. I have known him for 50 years and he is 85 and had a stroke. We worked together for years and he was still laying bricks last week Pull through my old cunt mate!
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@grahamrhino10 I ain't got anymore But I will post them if I get them
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Daisy ready for the game later! Got a bit of growing room! 🤣😂🤣
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That cvnt has has just got a minimum 42 years for killing Olivia! Should have been the death penalty but 42 years will make him 76. Good riddance you piece of shit Thomas
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Got to love old John Lydon The bloke still says what he thinks!
@LBC
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‘You shouldn’t have accepted them in such vast numbers, it’s created real animosity in communities.’ The Sex Pistols’ John Lydon tells @AndrewMarr9 that immigrants have created ‘division’, relaying his own adaption to ‘being British’ after his family’s relocation from Ireland.
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FFS! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Clean pants required 🤣😂
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3 years
Just watching From Dusk Till Dawn. What a great film I love it! 😄😄
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9 months
Just waiting for our Indian to be delivered and realised I ain't back to work till the 8th Jan Not sure I can handle another week of this carnage on my body! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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@thehappydog_ Oh bless him Poor poor dog But at least he has a loving forever home now!1❤️
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3 years
You are all welcome round to me and the Mrs this Christmas
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2 years
Tweet from my seat for the next week🤣😂
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1 year
Fvck me. Tonight's Masterchef has Sam Fox on it. I was quite excited but not now. All the socks I messed up over her in my teens are perfectly safe now! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Seeing as everybody has been sacked at Twitter HQ I am going to start posting hourly pictures of myself stark bollock naked and playing with my gonads! I am also going to refer to everybody with the term Hello you useless fucking cunt. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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I am doing this 1st thing tomorrow! Fucking Mrs won't be happy but He Ho! 🤣😂🤣
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8 months
Just come up with a cunning plan for tomorrow. I am going to burn half my face off in the morning so during the game I can fucking give it large to Arteta and the Gooner fans And no cvnt will be able to find me! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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2 years
Bloody Hell. Just found out Stiff Little Fingers are playing a gig tonight 10 minutes walk from my house. That was shit advertising I would have gone if I had known. Buzzcocks are there as well! 🤣😂😪😪
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Just ordered my free range turkey for collection on Christmas eve. Poor fucker doesn't know it is pecking round the field on borrowed fucking time! 🤣😂🤣
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Hello I am back after a 12 hour suspension for telling someone relatively famous what I thought of them after they posted a derogatory tweet about the death of the Queen! Bit hey ho they can act how they want cos the have a blue fvcking tick
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FAIL KNOB HEAD!🤣😂🤣
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2 years
Christ! He gave that one! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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7 months
Can't believe it's been 5 years. RIP Keith
@the_prodigy
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ITS BEEN 5 YEARS . WE MISS U SO MUCH BROTHER , U ARE ALWAYS WITH US , RIGHT BY OUR SIDE , EVERY TIME THE ENERGY BURNS , EVERY TIME THE BEAT DROPS , UNFADEABLE, WE LIVE FOREVER ! LH & MAXIM X #theprodigy #weliveforever
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Sums it up perfectly! 🤣😂🤣
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@shhyouknowwho @SeasonDeeper And he is looking at Diane Abbott! 🤣😂🤣
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That's my job done for December 🤣😂🤣
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1 year
Oh dear! My Bert hates me now. I took him to the Vets this morning and left him there. That was bad enough he was pulling the Nurse towards me as I left. He has now come round after sedation and having a lump cut out his gum and is looking at me like "You Cunt" 🤣😂🤣
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My little Daisy at now 2 months 🤣😂🤣😍😍
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Well fvck me! We might win the league with 5% possession every game! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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In the pub and its full of pikeys 2 tables of women and 2 tables of men. It is getting louder by the minute Recon I will finish my pint and fuck off before it kicks off! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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So midget gems are being renamed so they do not offend midgets! Are they really offended by the name of the sweet or more pissed off that they are too big to pick up? 🤔🤔🤔🤣😂🤣 If you know any could you ask them for me please
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@TheSibleSnipe @SophyRidgeSky So if he he looses 40% of his majority next GE he would still win with a massive majority!
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Match Day and they are off again! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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I would rather have a week in fucking Jaywick 🤣😂
@AlexLeTissier
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Me or a week in the Maldives
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@FawkesHandles I work in large construction. Never got the opportunity to "work from home", recieve furlow or fuck all else. Just mixed with up to 100 guys on site everyday when no fucker knew what was going on. Nobody clapped for us on their doorsteps either
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BBC 4 tonight What a fucking night of music. As an old skin 2 Tone brought it all right back. Shame today's generation can't find a way to unify. I guess I am always far right because of what I used to wear according to the left wing numpty cunts
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Ha ha ha. The little cvnts that nicked the ladies little dog and also walked into somebody's house appear to have received a slap! Doent look like it was anywhere hard enough but still makes my day!
@Mark4Hitchin
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@NormanBrennan Mizzi has deleted his TikTok account now due to the backlash. Looks like he went too far…
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COME ON YOU FUCKING IRONS!
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@NormanBrennan OMG Norman That is literally 3 minutes from me by car. Yet I haven't heard a word Was is it job related? RIP Young man
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2 years
Got a lovely double pie mash and liquor for dinner tonight! 😍😍😋😋
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@akbutler214 @MASKEDMANIACXXX Do you really think that. As a kid I read both Charlie and the great glass elevator and thought the 1st film represented the book well. I guess as kids we interpret books differently in our mind! That's the beauty of literature I guess
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🤣😂🤣 I must of measured the same as a kid!🤣😂🤣
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Right, all you lovely Wronguns that follow me, I thank you and fucking love you all! The ones I have met and those I haven't it doesn't matter. I wish you all a fucking Happy And Prosperous New Year you fellow Cvnts! Hope you all have a great evening, I am off to get pissed ❤❤
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6 years and I will having her shouting out cvnts to the away fans! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@JoshWilky93
JoshWilk93⚒
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She's here, much earlier than expected, but she's perfect. Can't wait to bring her home and get her West Ham clobber on 😍♥️⚒️
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@antisemitism @Ryanair @WestHam As a decent West Ham supporter who's Nan was a Jewish immigrant I can only apologise and I guarantee they will be found and banned.
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I think my Grandaughter Daisy enjoyed her dinner FFS! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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@WestHaminVegas Who gives a fuck! 🤣😂🤣
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I have just sat through 2 hours of Strictly Come Dancing FFS! 🥲🥲 Now I am going to piss the Mrs off by Waltzing around the house every time I go to the fridge for a can!
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@AdoptionsUk Oh my god No way can that little fella be PTS tomorrow
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