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Who’s diabetic and has a curly wurly every 3 days Rule - #76 No Excuses Play Like A Champion

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@SteBurke44
Ste Burke
5 years
Has anyone had their bike stolen? Just bought this for £80 and it’s got a bike lock on it. Apparently it’s from the Crosby area. Bought it so I can get it to back to the right owner. I know it’s a £1350 bike and id be heartbroken if it was me. Give us a shout 👍🏽
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3 years
Absolute shit house that terrorist. David Perry should never have to pay for a pint ever again, some fella 👏🏽
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Ste Burke
5 years
He’d saved up and spent £1250 on the bike last year. Said his house has been had off but he’s made up that he’s managed to get his bike back, so happy days. It’s in the right hands now 👍🏽
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Ste Burke
4 months
When you’ve been giving shit and they catch up to you at a red light
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Ste Burke
5 years
Was messaged on here by someone and it ended up being the fellas who’s bike it was. He had the key to the bike lock and all the paperwork to go with it. Ended up being from dovecot. Said his house got had off two days ago and.... (1/2)
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4 years
Lads from work have just had my kecks down there Blagged me that the cafe by work is doing meals behind closed doors & you’ve got to pick it up and bang on the shutters and they will pass it out. Didn’t realise what day it was did I happy April fools day you cunts 😂
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4 years
The maddest thing is if the shops was open I’d probably be in JD now looking for a slightly different shade of blue complaining that I’ve never got fuck all to wear 🤣
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Ste Burke
5 years
Everyone keeps saying they want to buy me a pint for what I’ve done. Been asking for my PayPal and bank details. I Won’t take it. I don’t want anything honestly, I do appreciate it. If anything contribute a small donation to @speedomick ’s charity. 👍🏽
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@SteBurke44
Ste Burke
2 years
Smokers 💨
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@SteBurke44
Ste Burke
2 years
Which one you going for? Me personally I’d get buried In that mint one
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Ste Burke
6 months
It’s mad how people like this have always got the most to say 😂
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Ste Burke
2 years
A bird who said to me a few weeks ago on Instagram “oh blanking me are we ay?” has just put a happy 5th Valentine’s Day post up. Classic
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Ste Burke
3 years
A banksy spotted at the back of edge lane retail
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Ste Burke
4 years
Don’t you just love a happy ending. Found it in Cheshire. Forever be grateful to everyone who shared it 🙏🏽 I owe you all a big one ❤️
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Ste Burke
4 years
Woke up this morning to find my cars been stolen outside my work. LL15 XYZ. It’s keyless and they’ve managed to get into it and drive it away 😩 if anyone sees it please give me a shout. Can’t believe I’m writing this again. West Derby road. Devastated
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1 year
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ste Burke
5 years
@_Nicksy It’s all good. I was rewarded when I saw the smile on his face when I pulled up outside his house 💪🏽😂
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2 years
I don’t know what’s worse the fact DPD delivery drivers are having Christmas parcels off or their only form of communication is a robot
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Ste Burke
1 year
🤣🤣🤣 round the bend them two
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1 year
@AlbyLad_ Depop later. Worn 11 times. With box. Never stood in dogshit once in them what you on about. £80
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3 years
Popworld getting slated for skitting primark webs, I remember I was meeting mates In there in a suit after the races one year and they said not tonight and let some lad in behind me in a Superman onsie. It’s not a brand thing they don’t care 🤣🤣🤣
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1 year
You could throw a 55 inch LG tele under one of them Nike miler T-shirts and the neck would still be too big
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1 year
90% of birds who take photos holding their dying nans hand only cry coz they have to give the A3 back to the mobility
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Ste Burke
4 years
The only reason I’ve got so many is because your mum takes me shopping every time I stick my fingers in her
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Ste Burke
4 years
Woke up this morning to find my cars been stolen outside my work. LL15 XYZ. It’s keyless and they’ve managed to get into it and drive it away 😩 if anyone sees it please give me a shout. Can’t believe I’m writing this again. West Derby road. Devastated
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Ste Burke
2 years
It’s mad init, one day you’re 19 running round doing daft shit and before you know it 10 years have went by and you’re stood in a queue with heartburn buying socks
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Ste Burke
6 years
If anybody sees this let me know where it is please. My cars been robbed from the path. Thanks 👍🏽
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Ste Burke
2 months
I’m sick of seeing over 30s stood in town with microphones asking kids what socks go best with 110s to be honest with you all
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Ste Burke
9 months
🤣🤣🤣
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Chant God
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What’s craziest thing a man has ever said to you while trying to flirt?
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3 years
@carmadchris At least you don’t have to spend dough on johnnies lad coz no bird wants to goose you. £0 - result
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Ste Burke
5 years
My club lar. Team of absolute gentlemen 🔴🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 @LFC @JHenderson @MoSalah @VirgilvDijk
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3 years
@loookatmeimkiad 😂😂😂😂😂
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5 years
@giddypie @SinbadBrookie Happy days. Pass his details on to us and I’ll drop it off to him as soon as 💪🏽
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Ste Burke
3 years
Them baby blue 110s are gunna be getting raffled for a grand on Instagram now because the fella who put the Rottweiler on Givenchy jumpers has got them on
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5 years
The S*n are pieces of shit but we’ve always knew that. Horrible horrible bastards
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1 year
I’ve Just bought 110s with a white sole
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Ste Burke
2 years
Hahahaha belter cake that, don’t wanna eat it 🤣
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3 years
Mad all these empty heads saying it’s coz we’re letting foreigners in the country while they are sat there with a belly full of donner meat and chips 😭
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3 years
Wearing it until I’m stood in the barburrito queue and I get asked if I’m here for order 137
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2 years
Belters 💨
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3 years
Not an anti Vaxer me or nothing but making care workers get the vaccine when they are on minimum wage and not a penny more is disgusting init. Pay them properly first before you start dishing demands like that out
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3 years
@LivEchonews Free the guys 100 times home soon 🤣🤣🤣 my skins crawling
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1 year
This is my life now look at how much it wants this left foot
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6 months
Doubling up on them for retail is probably the smartest thing I’ve ever done in me life 😂
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2 years
“Gemma Owen is there something you’re tryna tell me ha ha, why do you have Michael Owens treble winning 2001 liverpool away shirt on?” #LoveIsland
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1 year
Everything reminds me of her
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2 years
I find it mad how you can not text a bird back within ten minutes and they are already on that bridge in Amsterdam getting a photo with their new fella
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4 years
@16cav_ @tm_ord Nearly as bad as being a man taking hera mirror pictures
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4 years
Horrible init. People laughing at me car getting robbed while I’m at work and that on £9 an hour. Calling me an idiot because my wireless car key wasn’t wrapped in tin foil while I was in work. Bad bad divvies 👎🏽
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4 years
@tfinch1993 Don’t be like that lad i haven’t opened the half zip drawer yet especially if you’re sitting there with a pair of mallets on
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1 year
No one is up their own arse more than a bird with no job driving her grafter fellas tiguan.
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@SteBurke44
Ste Burke
1 year
This beautiful story has come to an end. If anyone asks. It was the other Ste Burke
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1 year
Please. I am not a woodsman. Can I phone grael or even the AA. Man down
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1 year
@Paulcreighton2G Gets me away from your mum quicker when your dad gets home early from work my guy
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Ste Burke
3 years
Both flamers
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Ste Burke
4 years
They need to change the name of that shankly hotel coz he’d of fucking despised every little dick head that steps foot in there
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Ste Burke
10 months
@ITVX Surprised they haven’t been put in Lacoste trackies with fake muzzys on
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1 year
I can’t believe I’ve seen people moaning about these. They are belters
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6 months
The day I’m praying for a 42.50 bet to come in please put a gun to my head and show no mercy
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4 years
@aaronsidwell @aaronsidwell there’s that tweet you’ve deleted there lad. If you can’t handle the heat stay out the kitchen
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5 years
@Toejoemills I won’t be taking it mate. He’s just had his house robbed I’ll be alright 👍🏽 thanks though
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5 years
@stormzy Thanks big mike. Send all house robbers to Heathrow Terminal 4 love yeah lad ❤️😂
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Ste Burke
4 years
Whoever’s just dropped this off for my grandad give yourselves a pat on the back. He’s made up with it. Some real ones still about 👏🏼
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7 years
@FootyAccums This Hasn’t Been Kicked
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2 years
Fucking knew I should have waited till after the credits. What have I missed
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Ste Burke
4 years
Took me a while realise you fuckers @sterin2003 @20ryanb13 😂😂😂😂😂
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Ste Burke
2 years
He can stay up all night and make the perfect pair of 110s for himself but he can’t plan a holiday for us. Amaright girls 💅
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Ste Burke
1 year
@TashaJonas Come and throw some nasty horrible left hooks at me tash. I wanna forget about this 🤣
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2 years
Mad how much better they are with a black sole
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3 years
@itsRebeccarr What a great idea, didn’t think of that one
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Ste Burke
4 years
@MadMontana Don’t tempt me lad
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MadMontana
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It’s not great but it’s the effort that counts ☃️
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5 years
@GullLynne @speedomick Just my mum. She was 2 in 1. She’s worked wonders 👍🏽
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Ste Burke
1 year
Flying through woolton now and there’s 60 year old fellas in Ralph Lauren jumpers drawing the curtains shaking their heads at me
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Ste Burke
6 months
Mad the way once the last of the little cute nans are gone there won’t be any more ever again. Can you imagine this generation of people as nans. Snarling other nans coz the they’ve got a shitter walking stick and mobility car than the other nans. Smug arl bitches 😂
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3 years
I dread to think what the worlds going to be like in 30 years with all these people who are fake offended by everything screaming mental health matters but then go and leather someone themselves
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Ste Burke
2 years
Belters 👌🏽
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Ste Burke
5 years
Big thanks to @Halfords_uk for the bikes. I’ll be able to shift the 3 stone needed for love island come summer now 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ste Burke
4 years
Unbelievable work from @Gocompare and Louisa. They’ve only went and gone and refunded me over £1600 and gave me a years free car insurance. I know who I’ll be going through every year from now on 👏🏼 humbled
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3 years
Some of the best people I’ve ever knew haven’t had a pot to piss in. Money contributes to fuck all about how much of a good person you are
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Ste Burke
1 year
Still a classic
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2 years
If he wasn’t a footballer Bruno Fernandes would be robbing arl women at knife point
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2 years
@AlbyLad_ He’s probably doing what I do when birds in the gym are recording themselves. Probably stood there thinking why is this no mark recording herself
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Ste Burke
2 years
Love them me I’ll be honest
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2 years
@theyeezymafia but stay logged out until I get my pair
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Ste Burke
1 year
Whoever the bird was who’s dogs just been going nuts on me shoe at Sefton park what’s going on you. I was a bit preoccupied but I’m back now. Iya 🤣
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Ste Burke
4 years
The Face // The DM’s 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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3 years
Belters 💨
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2 years
The Instagram pages are all gunna be fighting each other haha
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5 years
@caleb_2312 If I get it I get it, if not just happy a fella who’s down on his luck at the minute has got a bit of a reason to be happy after his house has got had off. Fine by me 😘
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Ste Burke
9 months
Looks like he will flirt with your bird on lark lane
@creepydotorg
Creepy.org
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Fish with human-looking "teeth"
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Ste Burke
2 years
Smokers 💨
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Ste Burke
1 year
Women don’t leave their fellas until they’ve got a new one lined up
@realRaegenhere
Rægenhere
1 year
What’s your stance on WOMEN that would get you in this position?
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1 year
I’ve sourced a marksies bag and some sticks. Burke-Grylls
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Ste Burke
9 months
Everyone’s running round the asda like they are after a turbo man
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10 months
Honestly they are one of the maddest, best pairs of trainees I’ve ever seen
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1 year
A 31 and a half k one with one shoe on
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11 months
There’s birds on here with over 10 thousand followers who don’t even brush their teeth before bed talking down to people like they are the queen.
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